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kradleber:
Wrong..we battle in threads with rhymes and not abuses.
That was the chatroom meant for discussions..


The thread deserved to be locked..it has been derailed enough.. Since 10am or so

Well, what are chatrooms for then?

You see why I insisted on a new thread for Coogar and I to do RAP BATTLE?


Coogar, how about we create one now? RAP BATTLES, DOUBLE ENTENDRES AND THE WHOLE 9 YARDS?

Right now! Are you game?

Lala247:
What a day

Bìtch, you begged to get the thread locked to save your flabby ectoderma. How do you hope to pay back? A blòw job? Or may be a full-on gångbàng?

Ata girl! Way to go, hö!

coogar:
me?
steal your lines? your father has to be democratically elected as a state governor in the US before that can ever happen & since we know your father is half-literate who doesn't even have any iota of common sense, then it's not possible.

i fathered this entire scene.
long before i found your momma in a bukkakë session, surrounded by 7 lunatics as she takes their willy-milk one after the other like a rap cypher. there musta been poison in the nuts of the semën that propelled you to the fallopian tube!

your first sexuäl abuse was by your PE teacher. he fed you his cüm for 2 years. he told you it was milkshake & your dumb arsë believed him. i don't blame you though, i blame the recipient of your y-chromosomes for not using it as listerine to floss her plaque-stained teeth.

Nneka123:
lol, this is funny

Lala247:
Lol,u breaking ur rule again

Lala247:
Im sorry what

Loool

Dont get emotional now.. Didn't u read d last bit ...
I told u next time use facts dats y u aint winning .. U keep telling lies

Lala247:
So at the moment
Slayed losers ... The ones who lost
* thesonofmark---- ongoing needs new material asap .. Sinking
*agaruwA----- new comer got finish first round
* loading.......






Lol its for fun ..

The son of Mark never loses. I understand if you optically-impaired to envisage the obvious. Slaying nitwits en masse is as easy as you getting laid in abandoned caravans for peanuts.
Save your hogwash for your kleptomaniac babydaddy.

kradleber:
Is there no worthy combatant here?

I can't waste my time with nincompoops like charis

coogar:
you lack wisdom.
you are so poor in spirit, your dreams are in black & white. your dreams cannot even afford to add colours to your dreams.

you came here puffing your chest & you have been reduced to a midget. at your old age, you cannot even get anything done. you are so old, fortune tellers cannot even see into your future, cos there's none - you have used it up.



i am doing him favour.
the quicker we get rid of his foul spirit, the better for all of us. he's a fat boil on the face of humanity.

agarawu23:
thesonof.mark I hail you

Relax bro. I own this cyber-PERIMETER. Watch my punchLINES.

alberto2k:
coogar. . . pick a date and time, i just ran out of power on my cellphone


you Roger that?

coogar:
so you spent the best part of the last 5 hrs to ptyalise this rubbish? you are struggling to cope. this isn't about forcing vocab that completely screws up the message you are trying to pass across - this is about coogar putting words together intelligently to kill you & the fückever curse placed on you by your father's concubines.

word on the street is - you are a faggöt!
you have taken so much cüm in your arsë that if you fart in a test tube, at least half of the flatulence can still be used by a spërm bank. you are bïtch-made! if you run away from home by 7am in the morning, you would come home pregnant by noon

if only your mother had taken enough vitamins when you were feeding via her placenta, you wouldn't have been an autistic child - you need help! someone like you should be locked up in a mental institution till you learn how to count your teeth with your shrivelled tongue.

some 400 yrs ago, you would be pushed into river benue for having the chutzpah to address a superior being like myself - the next time you open that cesspit you call a mouth to address your intellectual god, i shall piss on your tonsils, you obdurate serial wankër!

All rants riddled with similes. I elevated above your stratum, didn't you see me leave?

Oops! No? You were sucking cøcks behind docks, no attempts to duck the cocks behind the dock.

If cock-sucking was physics, you'd be EINSTEIN. Well, the RELATIVITY is a fact.
It's okay that you were diapers to hold your shit - and everthing that has been deposited in it.

Have you seen your mum today? The gynohumanoid should be busy getting knocked up in dark alleys. Even you know your away around her cervix better than a tampon

Her name should be EVE though- all of huMANity CAME through her.

coogar:
when your creator was distributing intelligence, you were at the back of the queue throwing temper tantrums! i am not even here to battle you, i am here to teach you the morals you missed while growing up. you should sue every individual that had something to do with your child development. you lack cognitive reasoning, you function on a single digit IQ.

sonofmark?
you should be called sonofawhore! the money spent on your education should have been used to purchase prophylactics to prevent your conception in the first place. in the punditry of hard currency, your verbal skills would be the ziimbabwean dollars, look at this inbred product of a cheap drunk fück forcing himself to sound intelligent.

it's not about writing jargons - your pen game needs help...one more medical vocab stunt from you and i would time-travel back to the 70s and drop your mother in an abortion clinic to have you terminated. you are not on my level. when i was learning this art, you were running around in your firewood background with shït stained diapers & toilet flies chasing after you.

[b]
Scared of my medical terminologies, aren't you shrimp? Reminds you of your traumatic frequent stints in the psychiatric ward?

Airheads are in strata- you belong to the lowest stratum. A single cowrie worths more than you pathetic existence.

Hitler was right ; retàrds like midget parents shouldn't be allowed to procreate.

The divide between us widens with every hogwash you post. If this was the big bang by now you'd be light-years behind me.

The cerebro-cephalous development of your kind ended aeons ago. Truly we have aliens amongst us- humanoid creatures from 7 millenia ago.

Even a paternity test wouldn't even confirm who sired you- you are one of those mutanted cases. Well, you mum got and still gets screwed on an hourly-basis. Even as a bum, people preferred to take in dogs over her. Obviously orangutans are outlawed in living quarters.

The dypsophiliac who eventually took her ended up molesting you. I suppose you resolve to suck dìcks for money all the same. YOU BECAME A PRO EVEN AS A TODDLER. What a child 'genius'!

Elton John would gladly take you in as a foster parent. WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOU.

coogar:
so how are we sure you are african?
you are a human-mutt.......a product of the paternity fraud your whorïsh mother plotted to deceive your blind father. this is an art of war.....not where to cramp up medical vocabs. on this terrain, you are an intellectual lilliput.

how do you even plan on outfoxing me when your birth certificate was an apology from a condom factory. a rap battle? you don't have what it takes.......if i managed to harness the power of all the world's telescopes to create a super telescope with the power to see billions of miles into space, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in a doofus like yourself.

rather than attack the issue, you lost focus posting idiötic rap lines while coogar is driving hard facts into your sinews. are you ready to surrender and admit you are a möron or are you going to chair the asociation of the intellectually-challenged herbivores on this thread? i hope your mother gets stripped in public and everyone sees her clitöris gathers dust. i hope your wife fücks every of your friends and you never have fun again cos your disc slipped.

coogar:
you are a recto-cranially inverted trisomy-13 patient. i would do you worse than a dentist fixing your apprentice. you can't box with your god......i invented this art so take this for breakfast.

you are the weakest foe i have engaged in 2 years on this forum. your pen game has wackness written all over it. i have more respect for a vagrant begging for crumbs on the street than [b]a mongoloid like yourself [/b]with no originality.

your parents did a horrible job producing a halfwit like yourself & they can suck my phallus with their amy winehouse's teeth. they are not humans - they were cursed by the gods of the earth when they incested. you are a product of 2 similar sets of genes and it's no wonder you show symptoms known to patients of down syndrome...

i am going to advise you to stop smoking the cremated ash of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge. you called me out and your words keep receding like the waves of the atlantic ocean. have you run out of things to say? hehehehehehe - verbal fitness failure.

listen.......when stupidity fell in love with imbecility, the product was you. i am not to be fücked with, i am carnivorous and i'm high on barbiturates so eating your heart one chamber at a time is a stroll in the park.

if i earn a somalian shilling each time you have been found out to be an airhead, i would be a trillionaire in dollars. from your felonies of being a pickpocket to handling little children in nigeria, what part of your development stage isn't cursed? you are a statutory räpist - i hope the foundation of the building you sleep tonight collapse and you are buried in the debris.

[b] First off; MONGOLOIDS are ASIANS while AFRICANS , on of which I am are NEGROIDS.

You see, you really should have repeated your first grade but a degenerate-cryogenized-revived nincompoop wouldn't know that, would he?

If retards had a colony, you would have made a dynasty.

The eclampsia-riddled pregnancy your mum had forced her to go into premature labour via Caesarian Section which. obviously deprived you of vitally important ante-uteral constituents hence resulting in the birthing of a dullard. You had to suckle a donkey's udder to survive and the immunologic-memory resident in the cast of cells obviously has made you a human-donkey, more like characters in the PERCY JACKSON MOVIE.


Your dad meanwhile had to screw dogs in fetish movies to pay for your neurological visits until his clock got bitten off , leaving your aged mum to get screwed in orgies while you continued with the family legacy of sucking dîcks for money.

johnjon:
But I do enjoy it when you are doing you, you know, that your Patrick Obahiagbon thing. I think you should come often to this section. You can be a good battle rapper.

johnjon:
Now you are talking.

iAmCharis:
Kinda. I'm still enjoying it though.

You Coogar just got cooked. I slayed the ram like it Sallah.



RAP SECTION EVERYONE. THERE'S A FUNERAL GOING ON

Truckpusher:
Damnit! Mark , you need to wake up.

I did. Relax bro. This is my turf

Check my immediate past comment.

coogar:
coogar does not battle hömoerötic losers like yourself. there's hierarchy in rap battle. you work your way to the top to even get a sniff. this isn't rap battling - this is just me pissing on your credibility.

listen kiddo....

you belong to the posse of deluded scientology-esque minority cabal of rabid, fanatical semi-illiterates who attack, ridicule and denigrate anyone who has the chutzpah to question your fast-eroding self-esteem. I would have ignited your rants if you weren't such a despicable obnoxious nitwit that displays the same fit of a photo-sensitive epileptic patient.

Chiam55:
Naaaaaaaaaah, not quite there

Ok you're too cute for this

Lol! @ me crying

TrushPusher and Sinizia; your dear CHIAMaka is pleading for mercy.

Coogar has bolted.

Funlord suddenly claims to be neutral.

Everyone else backs off.



Scared of me?.


When I told you all I never stop till my 'victims' tap out to me, I meant every word




Coogar, are you on life-support already? Don't die please.


Gosh! I hope I didn't murder him? I don't want the COPS/CORPSE after me. Now that would be HUNTING/ HAUNTING.



---KingSLAY.

Chiam55:
Son you're deluded. Can't convince a mad man that he's nuts so how do I tell you the dude whooped your flat asss

You asked for a DIS dual and you start some basic bb cc dd rhymes he was so much more articulate than you and your house boy put together. Mark what happen to your big grammar?

I think we all made you nervous

funlord:
Sonofmark this guy is taking U 2 the cleaners! Whether on rap flows or injury inducing insults! U on the other hand have been awarding your self marks 4 doing absolutely nada! I'm sorry but he is way ahead of U @ the moment! Focus on COOGAR and stop worrying about SINIZA and the REST OF US! All your claims of "typo jan.ja.wee.d eloquence" suddenly look highly Dubious 2 all who did not know U before today! Haba!

So says the guy I thrashed and who has a personal vendetta against me



Like Trushpusher rightly opined, you can't be the judge. I slayed him with artistry. Check his last 4 replies he's been repeating himself.


Even Transgender Missclasssy and the Chiam55 I thrashed yesternight are here to wail. Still hurt dearies?




Today's for Coogar. I just dethroned your 'raplord'

coogar:
#jokes!



the fool wants a rap battle!
look at the nonsense he's typing that he calls a rap line.



your balls/these dolls
your cloak/you choked
your piece/seek peace
you lay/kingslay

only one syllable rhymed throughout his rubbish verse. at the age of 6, i was already rhyming 2+ syllables at the very least. shey na this gibbon i would waste my time with to pen bars?

i don't blame him though.
a douchebag of his size would clean the vagïna of a whale. he's so much of a gay, you can stick an easter egg in and out of his rectum without breaking the egg.

Cease QUACKING, just DUCK.

Your lame retorts aren't even DIRTY so I REAPED you apart like a SOW.


Bring on the PUNCHLINES let's CONNECT who's king.

sinizia:
Bro, no offense meant, but you are getting this game wrong. Coogar is brutally wounding you. This is not about punchlines, lyricism, methaphor and what-not. Because the E-duel is going on in the Rap Section doesn't mean you two are text-battling. No need for rhymming. You two are dissing yourself, give fatal blows to each other. If you want to text-battle with Coogar, discuss it with him and the thread will be set up. What is happening now is dissing and you are rhymming. In dissing, you go for the jugular, no time for typo-eloquence.

Whether you are being biased isn't my concerned. He wanted a RAP BATTLE and I am beating him like a pro. You mean your rap king can't match KingSLAY punchline for punchline?