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coogar:
why are you mentioning my name in your diatribe. are you drunk?

Which sane female chooses 'coogar' as her moniker? Now I know the female exists on Nairaland. Case closed. Go back to screwing around, will you?

rokiatu:
lmao after hours of thinking about a come back this is what you come up with? HhahahahhhhhAa see a facially cursed creature talking about
Me uploading a pic of my face. Dude even aliens would laugh when they take a look at you....from head to toe you have absolutely nothing going for yourself. Da fuq you talking about? Victim of what? Your self loathing and self hate? More like a target because I am everything your mother, females in your family can never be. you are really mentality demented. Your i.d.i.o.t.ic azz need to be lock up in a mental home. i will spit at a fool like you if I was to see you in real life. Get off your high horse and quit feeling like you are even worth one penny. Instead start looking for ways to mend your broken soul. You are so empty, your upbringing, combined with your fugly look have made you this bitter and angry person. Print what I wrote to you earlier And look at it every morning as a reminder of your useless existence.

Coogar, how's the menopausal pain going? I understand why you are ranting like a neglected hag. It's no secret that you have the intelligence of an ostrich
You still haven't replied: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE FOREHEAD OF A DONKEY?

Do yourself a favour - put your uneventful, miserably bland sojourn on this terraforma to an end.

Tobiee:
have sense na.. Abi them tag u with stupidity ni?

JAMBite, the other day on Unibenstudent's thread you begged me to stop attacking and started following me. I ended you then 2 days ago. Don't you get it? You're below me.

Get a number and wait in line. Hopefully you'd be lucky enough to get another logomachy with the son of Mark. Until then, retreat to the obscurity from whence you came, shrimp.

Truckpusher:
Kradleber and iAmCharis, I think you guys should start practicing on how to beat TheSonOf.Mark Amuculture and otucology ,instead of wasting your time on e-brawls

If they can, their ladies would be happier for it.

Truckpusher:
All these things you've just mentioned are things that a natural fuccker should always know besides sometimes you just want that shiit out and not about satisfying anyone.

What? Bro we should rather satisfy them If don't want one silly girl telling her friends how we are "man enough", do we?
I hope you realize girls discuss everything with their friends, EVERYTHING.

micktoxin:
Yo, just saw your messages to Chiam55. You were out of order mate. Too gassed SMH.

Read up Sinizia's comments and you'd know why I attacked her. I warned her, bro, I really did.

kradleber:
Bros. . abeg nobody can last up to one hour on the first take Stop pepper-souping us with zobo.

When you've had had the first ejaculation, you can even go as long as 1:30 mins . Point is - no one can last up to 1 hour before his first release unless he had jerked off before the girl came

Now that's the thing; I NEVER 'RELEASE' QUICKLY. Quickies are more like appetizers and that's why I rarely do quickies. Maybe I had too much knowledge about sexual longetivity before I became active or maybe I am just blessed.

Truckpusher:
Swearing , with your life isn't a scientific method to measure what've you claimed so far ,even as most people must have experienced same sexual prowess in their lives or still experiencing it.
You've not attempted any of my questions and not until a lot of factors can be factored into what claimed , you don't expect us to believe you because you said so with some grammars .

You think we are ancient men that run after witches and werewolves?

Honestly , I can relate with your point anyway, I remember telling some group of friends that if I'm staying with a woman at home that I can go three full strength round of sex and they all shouted me down in unison and anger .

So , you need to prove it else no one will believe you. After all, they don't have it , how do you expect them to understand ? it is just totally alien to them

January last year, a certain female in my hood with whom I was conversing with on Whatsapp switched the topic to sex and when I admitted to going beyond an hour, she smirked.
Days later, we tumbled beneath my sheets. She kept saying after that" how is it possible? What have you been taking". Ofcourse she later confirmed that it is natural.



The secret is training one's self to control the urge to ejåculåte'. You know that muscle you use to control the flow of urine even in midstream? That's the muscle one should train to control ejaculàtìon.
One should also reduce the pace of one's thrusts for some seconds when the urge mounts. The urge is transient. WITH TIME AND PRACTISE YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED TO SLOW DOWN.

Tycyborg:
you are there man... Human will be human no matter what they pretend to be even the pope in rome wont tell me he had never for once had a wet dream before... Lol

LOL. There have rumours about such 'sexcapades'. I'd not go down that lane so the Catholics on Nairaland wouldn't incinerate me for heresy.

Truckpusher:
In ya phantom world.

I want to engage you based on the comment you made on that thread about high libido .
I concur with you that a healthy lifestyle like eating the right meal at the right time,exercise, abstinence from alcohol and tobacco can greatly increase one's libido but I find it a bit difficult to believe the one hour sex time was the same way for every sex you've had and still having and how often do you have sex?
What you said was achievable but getting to know other factors will go a great length to determine how this can be achieved flawlessly.After all , who wouldn't want to dig these hos till they beg you to stop while clutching to their panties anytime they come around.

Naturally, your sexual libido would always be higher compared to age 35.

With all these factors in place it would be natural for some people to reject your claims, which could be 100% truth.
I know a colleague that goes to bed with more than three women in a single day and the circle continues .

Like I told people on that thread, why not ask me to swear, with my life even, that I last in bed beyond an hour NATURALLY? I could swear by anything you want.

For the record; I am also a teetotaller. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ALL MY LIFE BUT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST THOSE WHO AREN'T.

Chiam55:
I cringe for you like seriously... I hope you're new found E-Title puts food on your table.

So predictable! Typical female blackmail.
It's the same with you all - sisters, cousins, girlfriends, aunts... You all draw first blood and insult but when we retaliate you all play the 'victims'. You should have backed off wheo I warned but no, typical woman, you want to 'test' a man.

We seen it all. That line is clichéd and stale- it isn't working.
Try something new- be innovative...and wipe your tears while at it.

Truckpusher:
I noticed you are very good , Oya clap for ya self.

I don't need to, you are doing that already.

April07:
Eh hehn? Ok..

So why you come dey accuse her, dey abuse her untop?
You know sey e no make sense.
No matter what.

This ya big big grammar nor suppose dey insult people.. instead na for politics you for carry am dey finish pipu..
Leave matter

Ku yom iko Aba.. amokop?

Ayen iban, ami nki yom ki iko. Awuwan ado ake yem adi dom idem ya me. As attaha aman isong eyen Ibibio nke bo yak ami nko nwad idem ami. I WILL BUT SHE HAD IT COMING.

By the way, I am very active in politics and in the Politics section.

Truckpusher:
And these ladies actually said to me that they will beat up someone today on this thread.

I avoided the thread , how you waka come ?

Check the previous pages, I 'murdered' everyone of them when I eventually came online.
I am yet to meet anyone who can match my typo-eloquence
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Anyone who thinks he or she can fully square up against me should take up the gauntlet and call me out. THERE YOU HAVE IT; A CHALLENGE. Until then I still remain 'kingSLAY': the undefeated.

Now that you've mentioned it, they are just insecure little unintelligent beings

Truckpusher:
And these ladies actually said to me that they will beat up someone today on this thread.

I avoided the thread , how you waka come ?

iAmCharis:
Hahahahahaa

Crazy you! Why not just dump the damn school and move on??

April07:
Wait, lemme get something..

TheSonofMark.. did you send her Chiam a PM that she refused to reply?

Abi you went to shyke her and she no gree

Mbok don attack me o.. ayam just asking


#ameboradio

I have never sent anyone a PM on Nairaland and I never will. WHOEVER THINKS I HAVE SENT HIM OR HER ANY PM SHOULD POST EVIDENCE(S) OF IT.
My social life offline is functional and healthy enough.

Lala247:
Ok just let it go

I suppose I will, miss. Lesson(s) learnt, I presume? Now she'll know better than to quote the son of Mark to spew hogwash.
Good morning.

Lala247:
But u dont follow your rule.
Ur threatening n attacking innocent ppl, cuz if anyone asks u now what they did to you personally u cant justify it....

Actually I can, miss. Sinizia perfectly explained why I attacked CHIAMaka.
I warned her but she wouldn't heed the warning(s). She had it coming.

Borrussia:
The.sonofmark, we don't want you tagging members in here with the names they're not and embracing baseless assumptions, I won't allow that.

Stay away from this, Borrussia, stay away. I'm going for the 'kill' tonight. IT'S ABOUT TIME WE DECIDE WHO'S THE LEXICAL KING OF WITS HERE. Stay away.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Thesonofmark. It's now obvious that you are a deranged fool. You are obviously mentally _retarded. For real, no kidding.
You think you can just go about this section talking ill about anybody you feel like.
What the hell is your fvcking problem?

Chiam55/dimples192(which she deactivated) is not an impersonator or any rubbish that you are calling her out to be.

She is Somalian and was born in Somalia but moved to the UK when she was young.
She has never stated that she is Ethopian, neither has she ever said that she is Nigerian.
The only time she said anything about her nationality is when she officially stated on wristwatch's interview thread that was Somalian.
She found Nairaland through google. She is not chiamaka or whatever.

Haven't you heard her voice note? Didn't you hear her accent you _idiot.
Why are you this foolish? Why are you so obsessed with frustrating ladies on this forum.
Are you sick?

Chiam55 is not even a Nigerian, but she chats with Nigerians like she is one of them.
Is this how you treat foreigners? Can't you use your depleted senses for once.
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[b]
Transgender, I finished with you long ago, weeks ago to be precise. I exposed your pseudo-intelligence for what it is. Do not be driven to erroneously surmise that the son of Mark can be cowered or seduced by the belligerence of your insolence. Just like I offered before I went ballistic on, I'd offer you this again: CHECK INTO REHAB OR JUST MAYBE IF YOU THINK YOU CAN SQUARE UP AGAINST ME, LET'S CREATE A PLATFORM TO TEST OUR LEXICAL PROWESS. IF YOU AVOID THIS CHALLENGE YOU ARE A BASTÄRDG
Just truth-to-type, you went on a tantrum-spewing spree a neglected hag. Stick to your dyke friends.



Jacksparrow1207: Rasta, I finished with you, Nneka and Mirexxx days ago in the MISS NAIRALAND INTERVIEW THREAD (PART 4). It had to take you 3 nights to muster the Dutch courage to quote me again. YOU RESSURECTED FROM DEATH?




LALA247: Like I always warn my 'victims' before they get attacked; back off and don't get in the crossfire to save your self-esteem. Remember what happened to your e-friend, Rokiatu, don't you? I wouldn't notify you again, trust me.



Sinizia and IamChris
: Apologize? The son of Mark? Really?: I warned CHIAM55/CHIAMAKA twice on that thread. She had it coming. I NEVER forgive those who 'cross' my 'cyber-path(s)' to spew hogwash.
WHAT'S WITH A CYBER-REPUTATION WHICH NOTHING BUT TRANSIENT?

CHIAMaka had it coming. There's more in my 'arsenal'. IF ANYONE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE THEN IT SHOULD BE CHIAMAKA WHO STARTED WHAT SHE COULDN'T FINISH.

I NEVER FORGIVE.


I NEVER ATTACK INNOCENT PEOPLE. IT'S ONE OF MY RULES OF 'ENGAGEMENT'.

Deejavuu:
Chiam55 keep calm..

Somethings aren't worth it. Trust me

Back off dolt! You don't want to get within my shooting range, trust me. Retreat to the obscurity from whence you came.

Erickthewreck:
Thought she said Somalian. Is Somalia the same as Ethiopia?

Darkrebel666:
~ You want me to leave you Alone yet you are always quoting me. Are you having brain queefs?
Who is projecting issues on you and who is disturbing you? Are you mentally drunk.. do I even know you exist. Is it not only because lala mentioned me and said that you had deactivated your account that I even noticed you were missing.....
Crazy[b] Ethiopian[/b], Indian or Somalian Bbitch..Which ever you are... Stop thinking you are too important cos you are not !
Have a nice day..and keep enjoying your drugs.. Psychotic and emotionally unstable woman... I pray you don't end up like Whitney Houston...

Chiam55/CHIAMaka is an impersonator. I'll dig up more.
Apparently the bipolar nitwit forgets her,scratch that, ITS lies too quickly. Advanced dementia?

Chiam55:
Wtf said that I am Ethiopian. Challenge me to what? Child go away.

...And she dies she isn't.
CHIAMaka are you psychotic? One moment you are Ethiopian and the next you are not? What are you now? Greek?
CHIAMaka embrace who you are! Get treatment for your bipolar disorder.

Forgotten so soon how you admitted to being Ethiopian on one of Wristwatch's threads? Are you schizophrenic or just experimenting with the experience of being one? You need help CHIAMaka!

mirexxx:
wrong number! bye!

The call girl realized I had stated a fact and she has nothing in her defense.

Off you go- it's nearly 6:00PM. Time to stand at your usual spot.

kradleber:
really? Chiamaka

mirexxx:
hian! so no grown up female can be a virgin anymore I hate the way some of you reason jare

micktoxin:
Hold tight peng Chiám55. Who you voting for?
Voting tmrw is looking a myth, as I am going to India tonight...Dont understand the reasoning behind so many elimination rounds. Bday wishes sent btw
Oh, I speak on behalf of many guys on nl by demanding a change of your Dp.

Signed- nl boys.
Cc: All stalkers