₦airaland Forum

VictoriaBee:
The lady you quoted is no walk-over.

She once dealt with Naijaboiy and he fled.

You are willing to wager a bet that I wouldn't run her over in less than 25 minutes?

peeparty:
I seconded. congrat once again

hotice01:
if u don't know indomie,gala and garri u nor be true Nigerian

...And queuing to buy petrol.

ronald4lif:
Sha it's a shame that we have fuel but can't purchase it always without straining and difficulties. To power people's homes even with surcharges billing has become a beggar's belief. They don't just keep hiking the prices of pms but also making it unavailable. Let the new gov't just come in place and let's see what reforms they have for us and if things can get better.

ronald4lif:
Yes, you can. The day is bright and we don't want it befogged.

...And certainly not for a suspected drama queen.

firstEVA:
keep quiet, I didn't refer to you directly or indirectly and how dare you threaten me?

LOL.

*Resist the temptation, Kingsley, I know you can*

firstEVA:
you nailed it babe

Miss, I hope you realize you've resurrected a 'ghost' comment from that would likely haunt you?

Remember not to play the victim IF the dude being referred to by Purple starts breathing down your neck.

Stay away from trouble, miss. It's a beautiful sunny day; don't be the dark cloud.

falconey:
LOL how is that working for you so far.

The assertion above wasn't gentlemanly.

falconey:
LOL can you point finger and mention names to prove this aint speculation but a credible fact?

You want me to start another war?


Today I'll be adorning a tuxedo- all gentlemanly, I hope.

kinglekan:

TSM how are you doing nah? I heard you were partially responsible for keeping us at the gate.

What happened to your tuxedo? Climate change in Uyo?

Ronald4lif I assign you to keep an eye on this gentleman, let's ensure he doesn't pull off his tuxedo anytime soon.

Guilty as charged but one doesn't adorn a tuxedo to engage in a brawl, does he?


It's a new day. Tuxedo is back on...with a matching Fedora hat to go with it this time.

Good afternoon Lekan.

kinglekan:

Ishi tanku ooo!!

Chaii!! We just dey gate dey wait since yesterday. Abeg nor lock us outside again oo. Just keep the troublemakers in solitary confinement instead.

Make I stretch small!! Feels good to be home.

LOL.

kinglekan:

Ishi tanku ooo!!

Chaii!! We just dey gate dey wait since yesterday. Abeg nor lock us outside again oo. Just keep the troublemakers in solitary confinement instead.

Make I stretch small!! Feels good to be home.

lezz:
lol, take it easy. you know feminists can't stand the truth delivered with style and class.

and beside all this feminism noise, women especially feminist have fragile egos.
you have word-knifed her so bad she must be suffering haemorhage in secrecy.

I told you whoever backs down is a retårded bastard. ARE YOU WILLINGLY BOWING OUT TO ME?

Let it be known henceforth that you are a båstard.

Cc: Nairaland

funlord:
Abeg go 2 bed! Even jesus thinks your a dry dumb ass! Bad night W.an.ker!!!

funlord:

WILL U SHUT THAT PIGS ANUS U CALL A MOUTH! U must be a crack junkie, who sniffs glue and drinks donkey sp.er.m 4 kicks! Do U think all your dumb assertions and empty threats mean JACK 2 a nigga like me? Or u think I am one of those women U live 2 victimise? Now Listen carefully U bingo Eating Uyo born Twunt! I can end U both ON and OFFLINE, I'm not a normal happy go lucky NL nigga! I would love nothing more than 2 detach your cranium from your lifeless shell of a body and use your skull as a personal biro holder! IN the game of LIFE,WITS,CASH, SWAG or GEEDOM? U are a bloody learner compared 2 me! I'm what U call a BEAST! U are 2 insignificant 2 be a problem, U are like a test question 2 people like me, We tick u off and move on 2 the next FLEA! FVCK U,what U stand 4, YOUR family, YOUR SET, and your BLOODY monica( not moniker)! U ARE A CONFIRMED HAS BEEN, BIATCH ASS NIGGA! And u just met 2 funlord, the one the lord has put on this earth 2 bring your WORTHLESS existence 2 an early termination! Now begone so dat I can fvck a bitch and get some sleep, I will serve U some more real nigger S.P.ER.M dat u can use as mouthwash 2moro! Dumschlau!

funlord:

Jeez U really are a weakling! No wonder your all time favourite targets are women, children and the anus of little boys! No wonder "rokiatu,lala247 and chiam55" have all tagged U as a confirmed batty boi! U make no sense, u display apex cowardice, U look 4 conspiracies where non exist, U confuse yourself, U irritate animals, Lucifer denies your existence, your family tell strangers U are adopted , U crave male attention, U display the emotional discipline of a new born baby hippo! These are all basic characteristics dat are displayed by chronic fa.gs and mongs such as yourself! I really wish I could SLAP some sense into U and your thick quaker oat filled skull but I can't because that would be Termed as ANIMAL ABUSE! U are a special breed of DOLT I must say!

Well if your mum had taken that pill we wouldn't be doing this. While you try your paedophilic moves on those cyber-rejects, I scorn on them like a superior is supposed to do.
Angels wept the day you were born. You know why? It's because they knew - the clinic attendants labourf in vain.

Even Cerebral Palsy patients discriminate against you. They to create a special ward for your kind of illness.

If there was ever a 'WORLD RÉTARDS DAY' , it would be on the unfaithful day you were birthed into thetALZHELMIER-SHAKING PHALANGES OF YOUR MUM.

Medically, what I am doing to you is called 'EUTHANASIA' (mercy killing) - I'm helping to put your mistake of an uneventful banal half-living existence out of it misery then maybe later cremate your carcass to rid the planet of your contagious retärded being.

funlord:

U have just typed a years worth of "balderdash from your colonial dictionary" that even U yourself lack the temerity 2 understand! This your stupidity is legendary! It is creatures of your kind that revealed the existence of the stoopid tree! Unfortunately it seems U did not only fall out of the stoopid tree, but got your arse dragged through the entire forest containing the species!

Suddenly our CöckLord loses his bite when his lover isn't around.

You are the failed product of test-tube baby making by a retårded laboratory intern.
It failed so badly they had to transplant your mum's ovum to an orangutang before your foetus could develop.

For the first few months you had to suckle your monkey surrogate mum which left you with the I.Q of a lower primate.

But you learnt real fast for a half-monkey thanks to being the product of a lab experiment?

So tell me, when last did you visit the TROPICAL RAIN FOREST TO SEE YOUR RELATIVES?

KRADLEBER

Besides, what is Drake and kanye doing in that list?

funlord:


Daughter of Mark! U have been already annihilated na! I was just the benevolent moderator! I don't spew jargons, drivel and misogynist crap 4 a living like U do! 2day your rabid dog approach 2 issues has delivered u 2 an early grave! It seems U are oblivious 2 the fact that all U gained From this savage beat down was only more caustic ugliness on your insides and especially on your outsides! Right now, Death from the hammer of an isis militant is more appealing than spending the rest of my life looking like you. What are you, anyways? You look like a combination between a mutilated ape, and a visible fart.

kradleber:
Anticipate my audio acapella battle next week Sunday..
I would post the link once its completed
You'd see multi-syllabic rhymes, a fine package of both foreign and local references buttered with intricate lyricism.

Note that the nigga I'm to brawl has lost four times against me in the past
but I'm definitely not sleeping on this battle..I hope you'd listen to it when it drops.

kradleber:
The chatrooms are for discussions amongst members.

Rap battling is a different ball game entirely.
You need to learn how to write poly-syllabic and slant rhymes, similes, punchlines, wordplays/puns, one-liners etcetera.

You can't win Cooger ... you need to practice thoroughly first and you need to visit the rap sect. and read battles to learn how things are done..
To acquire the highest level of lyricism and penmanship takes a lot of hardwork and years to master


Google Ibime vs Mikuz ..and see how text battles are done.

Forget the English-speaking supposedly prim and proper dude, Krad. I do cyphers.

He refused to rap battle against me.

I freestyle. My lines are always birthed on-the-go.

We still haven't settled who is better overall

Him as a rap duke or
Me as the grammar overLord.

Two titles. Let's see can hold BOTH without an ANCHOR.