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Truckpusher:
Coogar, you need to destroy these lines from T-SOM else ama go light up a candle for you.

Sonofmark, I came here to see your asss being whooped where are your nemesis?

Tell the dude to match my rap lines if he can.

Coogar, where are the punchlines you boasted about hours ago?

Let's do justice to rap.

Sinizia, your lord is failing you.

coogar:
what's the meaning of this rubbish?

a pregnant goat must have urïnated on your head when you were a pikin. this is what happens when a son gets fücked by his dad.

so this is what you refer to as rap? monosyllabic rhymes for your intellectual god? you are the spermatozoon your mother shoulda swallowed with a cold glass of guinness stout.

Cease huffing like a goat. I drowned you, what next? You bloat?

You've been ranting incoherently like a sissy. THIS IS A RAP BATTLE AND I AM WRAPPING YOU UP.

What? Coogar has run out of punchlines and metaphors? DON'T DISGRACE THE RAP GAME.

...KingSLAY.

coogar:
look at this fool!
you aren't even smart enough to put lines together intelligently & yet you want a rap battle? there's a process before you can battle your intellectual god. follow the due process and if you work hard, you could get the chance by 2019.

you are not on my level of verbiage.
so go back to your romance section with your perforated brain cells. you are a mongolian idïot. if there's anywhere resembling hell in the afterlife, i have no single doubt you would be sucking lucifer's balls right there while you are being fisted by about 20 ewoks!

Borrussia:
The dude isn't replying now, this is getting boring bro, shall we lit up the place?

sinizia:
This is the Rap Section na. Read the heading of this thread. Can't you see it? It reads; "NL Rap Battles Chatroom." this is the shít. This is where the sparring goes down. You want blood? Then keep attacking your opponent. We're reading.

Alright. I didn't see it initially.

COOGAR where are you? Don't be a sissy- man up to me. YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED.
Still googling replies, aren't you? LET'S FINISH THIS.

--KingSLAY

sinizia:
Dark, TheSonOfMark said he didn't want that thread because of the distractions. I can't create a thread for them, it'd be closed. I had no choice than to bring them here. I just don't know why Missclasssy had to bring everybody here.

Missclasssy untag those names please. Just read the duels, click like if you want to and enjoy the sparring. Please no derailing.

Rap section, sir. Tag all the rap dukes there.

I WANT BLOOD!

*Modified* Sorry about that I did check.
Rap dukes only.

coogar:
is that all? you are a witless apprentice....

my first observation is you have the intelligence of an abortus. legally, i'm pretty sure it'd be possible to still get you aborted. your existence has to be a disgrace to humankind. it'd be a mercy killing. showing mercy to everyone else in the world. everytime anyone, who isn't an equally rêtarded excuse for a lifeform, is unfortunate enough to read any of your posts that person immediately becomes a less intelligent and angrier human being.

you are a sort of online life-sucking, soul-draining, leech-like virus, who i'm sure cannot possibly be a real, living, breathing organism beyond the computer screen, but rather a vicious invention developed to slowly infect and infuriate human beings from one forum section to the other. the only comfort i take is that perhaps you can be succesfully quarantined on nairaland and you won't spread to the rest of the internet. however, i fear that you're probably already responsible for every single moronic youtube comment, forum troll, spam e-mail, fraudulent advert and all the bestiality websites to have ever existed.

We want a RAP BATTLE, quit the sermons.

DOUBLE ENTENDRES, PUNCHLINES AND ALL.

You could maybe do us both a favour- save us the eyesore of reading your wacky comebacks by chopping of your fingers and not getting 'shot' by me. Win-win situation.
Don't worry about your legacy here- you are already the dumbest ever.

Let's do real RAP ATTACKS. Save us the sermon, shrimp.

coogar:
what is this nonsense above?
picasso, monalisa, sistine chapel? are you a simpleton? somebody better hold this hömoerötic nuisance before i destroy him worse than the nazis did the chapel of nazareth.

in this pen game, only satan himself can rival me. you are too intellectually sterile to box with me. i don't paint - i unleash hot embers on my adversaries. by the time i am done with you, you would curse the day your father's spermatozoon flagellated to fertilise his wife's ovum.

You huffed, you pufffed, you coughted but when I dissected your ineptitude and pseudo-venom and the gulf, you duffed...to me your lord 5 minutes boys- they alway cùm fast


Sinizia, Kradleber and Funlord: Your supposed rapheir just threw in the towel to me the 'wordsmithing' duke!

kradleber:
why waste your time on that consummate idi0t?

funlord:
Dude U are not a stirrer! I have noticed U trying 2 calm mark down but he obstinately refused, maybe becaused he was duelling with girls I don't know! But now that a worthy adversary is on his case, HE SHOULD JUSTIFY his typo eloquence as he has been saying all along and stop with all this thread creation avoidance tactics crap! I am a firm believer of the mantra that states "IF U WANT 2 TALK SHITE BE READY 2 BACK IT UP!" I know I always DO!

Check your mention notification- I replied Coogar already. Or are you deliberately skipping it?

I'm ready, is he? Without dropping a notch from my typo-eloquence I still take on these preys even while they pray. BAITING them to their cyber-doom - piece of CAKE.

GAME ON!

sinizia:
The.SonOfMark, come over here. This place is a no-holds-barred. Fight till deatht

Dimwit, you are a road-side painting compare to my Monalisa. The Picasso shadowing your ineptitude. The David in this Sistine Chapel- you look up to me.

Create a thread.


Cc: FunLord
Sinizia
KradLeber

coogar:
you are a lilliput in the pen game.
my own is - stop mentioning my username in your piffle. i dunno you from adam or fückever kerosene background you crawled out from.

Dimwit, you are a road-side painting compared to my Monalisa. The Picasso shadowing your ineptitude. The David in this Sistine Chapel- you look up to me.

Create a thread.


Cc: FunLord
Sinizia
KradLeber

coogar:
you are a lilliput in the pen game.
my own is - stop mentioning my username in your piffle. i dunno you from adam or fückever kerosene background you crawled out from.

Dude, you are a road side painting compared to my Monalisa. I'm the David in this Sistine Chapel- you all look up to me.


Please create a thread!

Cc: Kradleber
FunLord
Sinizia

sinizia:
The dude has already replied you here. No need creating another thread, check the previous page, he's dissed you already. The fight happens you if you take up the gauntlet and reply him back. He's already set for you. That dude will win you flawlessly. Prove me wrong and reply him. It's on already.

I did already. Here is where it is- DERAILERS' paradise.

What's easier? Having to continually scroll back to read comments or creating a thread?

From what I've read, his command of the English Language isn't even up to par - perfect 'prey'!

coogar:
if i don't destroy you & the 7 generations before you within 30 mins, i would pay you $500. with your guguru & epa lines, you would be eviscerated faster than your momma tears a condom pack in her ashawo business. to lesser mortals like you, i am your god!

I don't and never will attack the relatives of my 'victims' . I FOCUS ONLY ON MY VICTIMS FOR PERSONAL REASONS. It's one of my 'rules of engagement'. CREATE A PLATFORM ALL THE SAME.

The many comments and mentions here are quite distracting enough.

sinizia:
Mark, I've seen your duels. I've seen that of Co.ogar's. He'll win you in an E-duel. If he wouldn't, i wouldn't have told you otherwise. I'm surprised you don't know him. Co.ogar's weaponry is sophisticated. He won't even honor such a thread, but if you think you can match him. Call his moniker out here and insult him. If he takes you on, then you've got yourself an E-fight.

Create a thread maybe then tag him, me and every moniker you know.
I am not a rapper,yes, but my vocabulary 'arsenal' is stockpiled enough to 'annihilate' anyone.

MY CHALLENGE STILL STANDS.

MrChinex:
must you insult that young lady, infact i hate you

The feeling is mutual, sir.

sinizia:
Yeah it's typo and before i could correct you he replied. Coogar is well-known male poster here. If you do visit the Family section or the Rap Battles section, you'd have known of him. That Nigga is heartless, he takes no prisoner. His weaponry packs enough heat. He never backs down from a fight. Biko it's okay. Stop this Mark. I'm telling you this because you are my friend online. You've made your point, it's time to let go. He who walks away from a fight lives to fight another day. Please stop.


Coogar, it's a misunderstanding. No come unleash your bombs here.

Actually, sir, if you think he's that good lexically, create a plaform for us to e-duel it out. THERE YOU HAVE IT- MY CHALLENGE.
I hope the mods would be accommodating enough. It's up to him to take up the gauntlet.

LET'S SEE WHO IS BETTER.

Lala247:
Hmm u got sisters wow

Ok how would u feel if ppl attack ur sis the way u did..or ur girlfriend

My pm box has been pm free

We just chating ohh .. Just have a conversation dont get angry

First off; My sisters and girlfriend aren't bimbos. They'd have me to contend with if they show any of such attributes.

Secondly; my girlfriend and sisters know better than to start an inferno that'll consume them. If they are attacked for being silly then I suppose they'll learn their lessons thereof.


Thirdly; the females (and males) I supposedly attack are either the ones who make snide allusions to me by quoting/mentioning my moniker or they make silly and flippant comments which should be addressed.

Fourthly; it's okay if you don't want to admit to these guys hitting on you. It's an endearing lady-like attribute even.

P.S: Relax, miss. I know we are chatting and in an e-duel.

sinizia:
It's cougar (female) not coo.gar. Coo.gar is his moniker. He's a male.

Alright. It was a typo which was corrected in subsequent posts.

Coøgar is a male? What sort male chooses such a moniker? Well, the (m) or (f) gender depictions isn't displayed on his. My bad.

Lala247:
Ok fair enough

U got a girlfriend? Or lil sis?

Yes. I've got two sisters actually and a girlfriend I've been with for 13 months or thereabout.

Now you know why I don't send PMs like these sex-starved perverts. I'm well taken care of in that department.

I bet most of them who tried to defend my supposed 'victims' have sent you countless PMs of which you are tired of. Be weary of these perverts , miss.

robosky02:
@TheSonof.Mark leave ROKIATU alone

find something else to do thnks

Lala247:
Oh lawd lol
Didnt know it was on his DP ..

Speechless but sonofmark .. Any other pose that wan is gayish pls dont take offence .. Just a suggestions

LOL. I could post pictures of my sibling and I; All our lips are pink thanks to my mum's gene.

Like I opined before; I know where to get my females but not on Nairaland. I do not not feed their vanity here so it's okay if they are pained.
Stick with your dyke friends, will you?

coogar:
you have the IQ of a pubic louse.
this is what happens when 2 disparate sex cells are forced to fuse together. you must have been conceived via anäl sex, no wonder you have been behaving like an asshöle!

ewu ara!

Like I told you Cougar; retreat to your sex-hunting escapades. Shoo! Begone! Shoo!

Borrussia:
Wait self, what the heck is wrong with you you wanna know the lexical king between us, I don't shear my grandiloquence unless it's absolutely necessary, if you wanna have an effect on Nairaland, there are many means you can do it without acting like a sissyphelean guy and insulting everybody at the slightest provocation, comprehend?

TheFilmmaker:
You must live a sad reality. I can only imagine...

Just as Tobbie, Cougar, Rokiatu and most of your followers on Nairaland, we follow you because your stupidity is legendary, it's a amusing and at the same time tragic to be a witness to an otherwise smart man lose his mind in public.

Carry on with your delusional folly. It makes us happy.

Yeah, so opines the sex-starved nitwit who can't keep his fingers of the PM button.
Who cares about Nairaland's many impostors.
WHOEVER HAS A FUNCTIONAL SOCIAL LIFE OFF NAIRALAND WOULDN'T BE BOTHERED ABOUT SOCIALIZING ON NAIRALAND.

Whenever I want to get beneath the sheet with females I know where to chat them up. Nairaland supposed females are FAKE- mirages to be avoided.

Stick to trying to lure gullible one with your " UPCOMING FILM" hogwash. PERVERT ALERT!

rokiatu:
hahaha see this 65 yr frustrated looking ape calling me a coogar. Same old lame line. Your s.t.u.p.id.it.y is legendary. I bow. And ooh about my menopause, I actually like. I love the fact that I don't get periods anymore, you of all people do understand don't you? You gay fu.u.c.k.a.r.ad. And giving the fact that you leak through your a.n.us everyday due to the numerous d.i.c.k.s you've taken. And about my forehead, when you tell me why you are so fugly, with such a crooked face and why you don't even remotely look anything close to a human being then I may answer you.
Gay fu.c.k.e.r.

[size=14pt]YOU ARE A COOGAR, YOU'D ALWAYS BE.

Women your age are actively brainstorming in the FAMILY section while you prowl on here looking for quickies. You look old even your mask of thick make-up can't hide that.

You should be gearing up to being a grandma but that's not to be. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WOMB? 'Nemesis'?
You have the online persona of a pre-teen which further depicts how dysfunctional you are mentally.
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