₦airaland Forum

celine234:
God God God! see English. the son of mark, please be a son of naija for 2 minutes na. the English is something else, shit menn... I must murder English this semester.

It's termed 'self-development', miss. It's a habit that can be cultivated.

Killz3:
[color=#000030]Huh? [/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980Bc]I can remember seeing her comment on that thread.

That is just a perfect example of what I was trying to elucidate in my previous post.

However,,there are ladies who are worse off than her right in this section and they still go about labelling NL guys perverts.

I've not really thought of saving the link or taking note of it. I may start doing it when their hypocrisy gets too much.[/color]

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I laugh when these bìtches label we guys perverts.

Do they think sexual perversion is strictly for male only?

I have read many comments of perverted sexual females on this forum and I just look at the hypocrisy when they label guys perverts.

If not that the society that doesn't allow our ladies to be sexually exposed,,i know a lot of females that their mouths could have been airports if dicks could fly. [/color]

KashyBaby:
Its bcoz most men get intimidated if d chic is "hot"...as most men hate being turned down after they took em tons of guts to approach a hot chixxx...

Merlissa:
Welcome to the world baby


Am guessing she would be named Elizabeth or Diana

Justfollowit:

What? :-/ Extolling the qualities of females from my tribe doesn't make me a tribal bigot, does it? I AM LIBERAL.

Beamborla:
– The diatribe hasn’t ended, and if you’re someone who’s suffered as much as I, you’d continue too: Afang soup! Most people will tell you a reason why you SHOULD date a Calabar girl is for this wonderful vegetable soup but I’ll tell you this story – Once, my ex made me this “wonder” soup before an important meeting and I spent the entirety of the meeting dropping green fart bombs. If it weren’t for the sheer stroke of luck that the clients were Pakistani and rather than take offence, saw it as a competition and fired me back with their garlic bread bombs, I’d have lost out on the project.

This really got me laughing real hard. Albeit, I have a feeling it's not true.

Nwaz, op, I want to marry a calabar boy... No spoil market for my female children.

'Calabar' (Ibibio and Efik) females top the charts in many areas.

1.Best cooks.
2. Liberality beneath the sheets.
3.Better homekeepers.
4. Better mannered.
And even lighter-skinned than the others (for those who are obsessed with skin colour).
What more does a man want?

Proudly Ibibio!

marymaria:
FOOL ur sista is already doing that in Benin republic

Once again, you subtly advertise where you ply your trade. This girl is so 'smart'! Done with Nigerian men and seeking more, aren't you?
I underestimated you when I perched your count at 500. My bad.

Xiadnat:
Hmm...Pissed off? That is such a strong word. Au contraire, my friend. I am mostly neutral on the topic of makeup.

I have been doing most of my life without makeup. Why should I be pissed?

Just merely saying "calm down". You come off as someone with a chip on shoulder/been seriously hurt type agenda/message.

marymaria:
same way ur mum spared ur dad the headache? sorry
the same way ur mum spared ur 21st stepdad the headache
its so sad she still cant figure out who ur dad is
guess we are gonna settle for u being a bastard since uve started exhibiting the characteristics

Remind me, how many men have screwed you? Oops! She's lot count. You are nothing more than a play thing. You even subtly advertised that your flatrate is #200. Ata girl! How ingenious!

Advertise your genitalià on Ebay.com, slut. Afterall a British and a Chinese girl once did last year. Take your trade to the next level- put Nigeria on that map. I trust you would .

mstik:
An empty vessel always makes the loudest noise. I must confess, that dictionary you hold beside you is really good. Makes you sound stupidly important or impressively ignorant. Nice try to cover up your poor esteem. : . I'm done replying you.

Input:
Wait bros lemme get something straight, you mean overused pus sy need more lubricants?

Ohhhh now I know y...

boynigeria:
good thing you said that because uve exhibited so much maturity on this topic that the girls are singing ur praises uhn?
are some people getting dumber day by day or its just this fool?

What's your name again? Oops! 'boy'. Tell me when you grow up.

marymaria:
yea, Alhaji mention the other day that your mum now does 5men for N200 at her usual joint, they had to pick numbers to get in line, shes such an humanitarian
just like that your neighborhood bike...Everybodys rode her

Xiadnat:
Death to all emasculated men? You are hilarious....in a sadistic way.

BTW: not all women wear emulsion paint for feel exposed without it.

I don't wear makeup and I feel like I am wearing a very uncomfortable mask with it.

Least I do is lip gloss and eye-liner. Pls. try to pull back on the generalizing. To each its own.

boynigeria:
well, like i said before, guys dont find it funny when u make fun of their dick size
bros, we get it okay? just calm down

Men who are really endowed don't brag about it. We let our women sing our praises. Research, boy .

sinaj:
fenkz pusssynigga

dnt forget to giv da xme lubricating oil to yo cougar elder sista coz she nids it more dan I do



um...dnt forget to stop by da pharmacy to get a drug for ya balls nigga

Alright Afrocandy Meheeda.

marymaria:
awww cry baby, just because i said its so small

So says the girl who is screwed for peanuts in dark alleys and who has lost count of the men. Save your strength for Alhaji and his gateman.

marymaria:
when i first read this i was a little annoyed and couldnt imagine how immatured dis guy is but then i remembered what boynigeria said.
just cos u are insecured abt ur little whiny doesnt mean u have to abuse a girl that wants a little more than your crayfish-looking P

And her 'partner-in-sampling' responds...

Inasmuch as I detest comments tinged with vulgarity, I can't help but ask, 'how many has she had? 236? 300? 502 ?'. MEHEEDA IS A 'LEARNER'! Kudos girl .

You'd put many a pórnstar to shame. Can I get your autograph?