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sevantex:
Spot on sis..., I imagine hw u said dt "carry ur body go" havin listend to ur VN.., . Abeg ignore awon guys who'll still end up marryin pretty women who apply makeup oo.,na just beef jore

starlingslimnet:
Your opposite got me laughing

lordhugo:
I completely agree with all the points you proffered except the bolded. I cannot be wowed by the voice of a man IJN!
The connotative context of 'wowed' is akin to 'turned on'.
Adios, thou offspring of mark!

'To be wowed' means 'to be impressed' and not 'to be turned on', Hugo.
You really need to peruse your dictionary more .

lordhugo:
I just de wonder if you get ibibio accent. It will be very interesting coupled with your wide grammatical berth.

I do not fall within that stereotype.
I uploaded my voicenote a forthnight ago. Most people opined I have an Australian accent. I've never been outside Africa but my diction is top-notch. Two popular Romancelanders are on my Whatsapp contacts' list. Even you would be wowed and I'm not bragging. Self-development, LordHugo, self-development .

mstik:
Stfu!!! Patiently waiting for the day you'll comment like a regular Human being without trying to sound impressive because honestly, no one cares. Vainglorious you say? Well, you shouldn't have commented if this is not your thing 'cuz I don't think anyone mentioned you.

ClassyAdewumi:
your big grammar summed you up... You are such a disgrace to your community. If you say all these in an interview, they will walk you out.!

[b] Transgenders, just maybe if you learn to spell, punctuate and articulate your sentences correctly we'd have a rounded logomachy.
While you and your ilk were dillydallying in the years past with the peculiarities of stereotype teenagers, I spent mine developing my vocabulary stock and my worldview general.

The result? It's so obvious. I became better than you mediocre lots with your depleted vocabulary stock, outdated verbiage and poor analytical skills; hence the bland comments you always make and why mine always out-shines yours. Instead of being envious, the better option would be improving and working on your obvious grammatical flaws which wouldn't be belated progression- it'll still come in handy. It's called 'self-development', simpleton.
For the records; Yes, I am not a "REGULAR" human being - I am in a stratum way above the ordinary and I have been granted leadership positions because of oratory/writing skills. Deal with that . Thanks for the subtle compliments though.
Good morning, mediocres .

sinaj:
abeg park well jore.

nxt!!!

So predictable. I wouldn't expect a simpleton to reply any better. I DETEST IT WHEN UNINTELLIGENT AND UNSERIOUS PERSONS QUOTE ME. Move on. There'll always be unserious, featherbrained nitwits like yourself tfor you to interact with . You are a troll. STAY THAT WAY.

sinaj:
oga ya write up iz longer dan d op's own

u shud av opened a thread nau

Critical analysis and well-articulated comments come naturally to people like me. My vocabulary stock isn't limited so typing the bland, poorly-articulated flippant comments people like you type is out of the question. I suppose that further sets me apart from you .

magabounce:
[size=30pt]The Son Of Mark[/size]

sinizia:
LOL. No, my man, I'm not. Just complimenting her. Don't be frigid Mark, once in a while, you appreciate a woman's beauty if you see one. What matters is that i don't go about like those brainless trolls creating threads for women. She's my friend, and occasionally, i appreciate her beauty. It's normal. I do that in real life too.

Don't tell me you don't compliment women offline.

I've never complimented the appearances of my coursemates. I could compliment their writings ,test scores or even their phones but never their looks. THEY THINK I AM POMPOUS BUT I CARE LESS.
I rarely compliment the beauty of any female. If I fancy her, I'd strike a convo and lead her on from there. Let the other guys feed her vanity and make fools of themselves all in their bid to compliment her 'beauty' and supposedly to gain her attention. I'm ambiverted ; I laugh and frown. I've got better 'ammunitions' in my seduction 'armoury'.

Do a research on (reverse) psychology, Sinizia.

Midehi:
even if a woman is dedicated to you,i can still see some lapses here.

Since I am smart enough to discern when she isn't, why wouldn't I be cogzinant of when she is?
SOME of us know when you females start asking the do-you-still-really-love-me question too often you are just seeking reassurances from us to confirm if we know you are already cheating or not and/or to ease your guilt (if you feel any). Some of us might just play along and reply with "ofcourse, I do' and maybe peck you for effects with that peculiar smirk on our faces.
You've seen that look before, haven't you? Yes, Midehi, we know .

midasbliss:
Sowi, Ur Mood Detector Gave U Away, Plus Ur WriteUp Doesnt Need An Explanation... go find better work...

Predictable reply.
Deal with the afore-stated facts though. You aren't a virgin, YOU HYMEN NEVER COMING BACK and you've slept with SEVERAL GUYS. Stop whinning about it. Deal with it, move on .

sinizia:
Of course i do, don't i always got a point?
How are you? Your pic is one word - AMAZING.

Midehi:
hmmmm...i hope your kind of person can love a woman truely!!

Only if your kind of person can be WHOLLY dedicated to A MAN.

midasbliss:
Lol... Na U Get Ur Mouth/hand... it doesnt make me less a woman if im broken...

You seem pained by the virgin girls detection analogy. Of all the fantasies being posted, that particular hit your nerve. You gave yourself away. It's too late to get all pachydermous about it - it pained you. Trying to act tough and unfazed now by it is an effort in futility. Deal with it .

Midehi:
you never jam bro.

It's just the way I am, maybe a gift. You can train yourself to predict and outthink people if you hone your psychoanalytical skills. No female has ever outsmarted me relationship-wise. I wouldn't even stalk nor ask her certain question - I wouldn't want her getting edgy.
FEIGN IGNORANCE AND ONCE THEY ARE MADE TO THINK YOU AREN'T SUSPICIOUS OF THEM THEY'D LEAVE TRAILS TO YOU TO TRACK THEM.
The key is always remaining one step ahead- I always am .

midasbliss:
Then 4get Abt Female Virginity...
It Aint Important

Trying really hard to console yourself, aren't you? You've been sleeping around - YOUR HYMEN IS BROKEN. Deal with it.

Justfollowit:
I am not. I am going to send you a pm now and let's chat or we could Skype someday, what say you?

And stop trying so hard to prove how manly and smart you are.

If a MAN doesn't behave MANLY, who wil?

This is me being me. Thanks for the indirect compliments though.

Justfollowit:
I would If only you decided to give me the benefit if doubt, please?

dicefrost:
If you seriously sit down to study, plot and strategize on how to get girls on nairaland, then you have a serious problem, please get a real job. Any girl that fall for your crap falls into 0ne of the three category. a) she is a prostitute b) she is desperate c) she is just stupid........ You people give these girls the impression that all men are dogs, which makes it harder to trust the few good ones. Just get a life op

Justfollowit:
I will like to be your friend if you wouldn't mind

That you're faceless and no face can be pinned to your moniker makes it even worse. No thanks.

CHM11:
Is she akwaibom? If yes give me her finger to put a ring on it!!!...

vizkiz:
that is the truth...deal with it!

Pinkiedearie:
Just shutup and stare lovingly at her...or

Better still just say 'love you bae'

Tallesty1:
Women absolutely love the way they are




Then why do they keep recreating themselves through surgeries, with makeups, etc?

Why do they change their gender?


You gotta be kidding me.

chimerase2:
say NO to Esau descendents like kingtom and dat mumu boi called stepheenueen way de bone me
And YES to jacobs descendents lik me

No. The girls fancy we hairy guys better. They need silky things to stroke pre-, ante- and post-forëplay. We offer them that.