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Culture › Re: . by TheSourcerer: 8:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
FactBoyz:
1910s

Mary Slessor(seating) amongst Efik women in present Cross River State (1910s)

Women from Bauchi northern Nigeria 1911

A couple in Asaba, South Eastern Nigeria, 1900
beautiful
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 8:24pm On Feb 18, 2020
brainhgeek:
Yeah but I chose to live long and die without pains of self inflicted illness.
not everyone gets this 'pain/chronic lung illness'.
Politics › Re: Foul Smell Around Rivers State Secretariat (pictures) by TheSourcerer: 8:19pm On Feb 18, 2020
There's a dead body thrown in that building , you dimwits should go check it out !
Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Sleeps With His Friend’s Girlfriend Then Shares The Photos by TheSourcerer: 8:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
Nigerian girls ugly oh
Christianity Etc › Re: "Christian Witches" To Host Annual Convention In Salem On Easter Weekend by TheSourcerer: 7:52pm On Feb 18, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
Watch the videclip posted in the OP titled 'A Witch's Invitation' cool
okay will do.
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 7:51pm On Feb 18, 2020
brainhgeek:
The shame is on you. We have everything a perfect healthy life can afford.
At least,we are free from drinking afflicted illnesses.
lol we still end up dead dude !
Christianity Etc › Re: "Christian Witches" To Host Annual Convention In Salem On Easter Weekend by TheSourcerer: 6:32pm On Feb 18, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
It was a web created to attract 'sourcerers' like you. cool
hmm are we safe ? from the Christain folks sad
Music/Radio › Re: Who's The BEST Female Vocalist In Nigeria? by TheSourcerer: 5:39pm On Feb 18, 2020
ASA
ASA
ASA
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:38pm On Feb 18, 2020
sylve11:
Weed Or Coca-Cola which out of these two is consumed more by people all over the world? huh cool
tough one
I'll say Coca-Cola.
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
Paseus:
it's high time
weed should be legalised
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:28pm On Feb 18, 2020
sylve11:
You're not serious. Coca-Cola kills faster than egbo. cool
true , and weed has never killed anyone .
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:22pm On Feb 18, 2020
TrollMaster:
We are still living in the 16th century
the Average uneducated Nigerian is a cave man from the dark ages.
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:21pm On Feb 18, 2020
TrollMaster:
We are still living in the 16th century
no no no Weed is bad and planted by the devil and his disciples , it is a sinful grass and must be uprooted worldwide
Crime › Re: Indian Hemp Farm In Anambra School Discovered By NSCDC by TheSourcerer: 5:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
brainhgeek:
Then my family is one of the possible few.
We don't drink, we don't smoke. We react badly to both
Shame
Education › Re: Woman Takes Her Daughter To School With Bicycle (Picture) by TheSourcerer: 8:59am On Feb 18, 2020
healthserve:
Why it may been fun to visit S.M platforms for the latest gists and enjoy these seemingly spicy stories. We're gradually losing our humanity.

Yes S.M stories are beautiful,I also juice on them, but the act of taking pictures and videos without the consent of the individual involved and make a private moment a national/international event is a clear violation of people's privacy which S.M users are gradually forgetting.


Our humanity matters. An act that makes people giggle because someone caught an action and quickly decided to make an event can have tremendous consequences to the unintending parties.


We're slowly losing privacy and the quality that makes is human. To publish people's images and videos without consent or recording them is a clear violation of their space


If you think it's a lie, try recording me with your phone when you see me, and see if I won't smash it angry
lol what are you saying dude.
Romance › Re: God Was Showing Off When He Created Me - Slay Queen With Massive Backside (photo by TheSourcerer: 8:49am On Feb 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
high of himself, yeah!



blaming oloshoism on men is the biggest joke of the day.... BOTH men who patronize these good for nothing women AND the good for nothing oloshos should be blamed. only you actually believe that the reason that there are so many of these oloshos is NOT because of deluded good for nothing women who have nothing better to offer anyone but their coochie, and instead to "solely" blame the same men they entice....highly laughable!

i could simply say that: if there was no oloshos then these men would have no wh0res to be with and they would be forced to face their wives. duh!
I don't patronise them but we do need prostitutes in our Society to curb certain menace , plus Prostitution I believe has been since early time and not going anywhere now neither .
Celebrities › Re: Pastor Adeboye Blasted After He Told His Son Not To Marry A Woman That Cant Cook by TheSourcerer: 1:34am On Feb 18, 2020
Dingbat according to freeze
Jokes Etc › Re: I Think I'm Possessed!! by TheSourcerer: 1:29am On Feb 18, 2020
Gideon691:
Jessy is one of my first crushes, she is about the same age as i am. She is pretty, tidy, intelligent and like me she is a movie freak. So for this reason she was always calling me to come to her house and send her movies and I'd do it. The distance was far, very far. Sometimes I'd trek, other times, I'd enter bike. But i always responded to her calls.

And you know what's funny? When i get there she won't even give me a chair to sit down or invite me in. I'd just stand at their veranda, send her the movies i have, and She'll just say thank you and Good bye. Sometimes when the day is too sunny,she'll be inside of the house and I'd be outside and send it from there because the sun wasn't good for her skin.
Plus, i didn't really see anything wrong with it though. I was so in love with her. So I'd just go home smiling thinking that I've made Jessy's day. And that if i keep doing it she'd eventually invite me into their house and we'll someday share a kiss and live happily ever after�.

So this scenario kept reboring for months and nothing was even happening. So one day, i asked her to invite me in. But she just smiled and said that, her mother doesn't really like people entering their home. And though her mother was at work and not even at home, she still couldn't let me in due to the excessive loyalty she has for her mother. So i just smiled and shake it off.
But i knew she had feelings for me too. shebi lasses tend to give the one they love little attention? so she definitely did have feelings for me.

But hey, at least she flirts with me sometimes. Like when smiles she tells me;
"Nice hair cut btw". or that " your pimples are reducing "�

She really loved me tho'. She did. Although all our chats were always like.

Me: Hey.
Me: How are you?
Me: Good evening
Me: Good morning.
Me: how was your night?
Me: have you eaten?
Me: Hey
Her: come and send me movies.
Me: hey
Me: do you like the movies.
Me: hello.
Her: nice movies you sent last time, come send more.

She just didn't have good services to reply my messages and sometimes relationships can be hard.

So we kept doing our fling until one day when i woke up from a dream of me killing a five fingers of death freestyle on sway to my mom's voice saying;

"Ebube, comman sweep this house!!".

And like i always do after waking up, i quickly came online and checked my messages. That was when i saw a message from Jessy she sent an hour ago saying;
"Hey there, come send me movies,.I'm bored�".

On seeing this i was like;

" oh my God she called me dear. She called me dear!!�".

So i quickly stood up with all the ardor i could grasp. I checked my wallet if i had cash but i was empty. And though my mother was still bawling at me to go sweep our home from the backyard. I just ignored her, walked up to her purse, took the only money she currently had which was 1000naira note, ran to the door, opened it. And started heading to the nearest junction in my street. Even at the edge of our compound, i could still hear my mother screaming my name, but i just snubbed her. Regardless of all the consequences i knew would ensue.

"Today would be a good day" i said to my self.
"Jessy called me dear". I said to my self.

So i quickly entered the next bike i saw and away we went.

On getting there, he gave me my change and i took it and then smiled at him. I started strolling majestically to Jessy's veranda. I got there and i knocked.

She came out screaming someone in their home, saying;

" I'm coming, wait lemme see who's there. "

Immediately she saw it was me, she just frowned and said;

"You this one, it's now you're coming. Since morning that i texted you".�

And I was like; "I'm sorry, i just saw your text".

Then she was like;

"okay it's cool, my boyfriend is waiting for me, come back in about 3hours time"

And then she swiftly slammed the door.

I was in shock. Boyfriend? Did she just say boyfriend?� But i thought....

And then out of nowhere the voice in my head emerged saying...

"Mumu you see your life? She has never spoken to you for over 20 minute but here she is about to have sex with a guy for over 3hours.".

"Jessy wants to have sex for 3hours?" I said to myself.

I kept on repeating the sentence until i got to the road and stopped a bike. Then i discovered that I've lost my change which one the only money my mom had at hand right now.

I started looking for the money till dusk. I couldn't find it so i had to trek home. And on getting home, both of my parents were already waiting for me in our parlour. I knew i was dead already. But i didn't care. All i could think off was that Jessy was going to have sex for 3hours.�

The beating i received that night was fatal. My mom was using me to learn boxing while my dad was the coach supporting her. I cried, cried, and cried. But for my parents and Jessy. I didn't even eat that night. All i could think of was that Jessy wants to have sex for 3hours. Moments later i received a text from Jessy, she wanted me to come to house the following day and guess what, I went.��

And I'm even still going. ��

hoping one day she'll see me for who i truly am and love me.��

I need help.

Please pray for me.��
Simp!
Romance › Re: God Was Showing Off When He Created Me - Slay Queen With Massive Backside (photo by TheSourcerer: 1:18am On Feb 18, 2020
udoakwa:
that's the only thing this disgusting animal has to offer, some girls of this generation are clothed mad
yeah awesome for some of us , awful for you
Romance › Re: God Was Showing Off When He Created Me - Slay Queen With Massive Backside (photo by TheSourcerer: 1:17am On Feb 18, 2020
MrBrownJay1:
i guess "god" was drunk or high on drugs when he made her hideous face....
Gods always high bro,
Christianity Etc › Re: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This by TheSourcerer: 1:13am On Feb 18, 2020
femoint007:
Before You Sleep, Meditate and Pray with this...

I have compassion on the multitude, because they have now been with me three days, and have nothing to eat:
Mark 8:2 KJV

Pray this ...

Father,because I have tarry long in your Presence over my case- This session, have compassion on me and let me return with Testimonies in Jesus Name. Amen
I want Jesus to cum into me sir!
Christianity Etc › Re: Before You Sleep, Meditate And Pray With This by TheSourcerer: 1:12am On Feb 18, 2020
Cum into me jesus undecided
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Proves He Is Witch As He Refuses To Pray At Tonto Dike Son’s Birthday by TheSourcerer: 1:08am On Feb 18, 2020
Auntyesther:
He is possessed by legion !
A satanic mixture !
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Proves He Is Witch As He Refuses To Pray At Tonto Dike Son’s Birthday by TheSourcerer: 1:07am On Feb 18, 2020
He is the daughter of Lucifer
Politics › Re: CNN Blasts Trump For Banning Nigerians, Lists Their Achievements In The USA by TheSourcerer: 12:49am On Feb 18, 2020
Tocheagle:
I still support Donald Trump and the Republican party . All of this is nothing but election strategy. Remember lots of Nigerians host fund raising events for democratic party. But Nigerians should note that : Obama's Democrats is the reason why boko haram expanded in Nigeria. Democrats are toxic to Africans but most blacks have been brainwashed into loving the dems. Don't let CNN sing sweet songs to you. They work for the evil democrats
tell me more about the Democrats in Nigeria
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu: I Was Live On My Parent’s Burial Only Few Knew About It by TheSourcerer: 12:38am On Feb 18, 2020
Okoroawusa:
You were told?

Not that you saw him. I was also told that Buhari is dead n buried in Saudi Arabia n the man there right now is el-Sudani from Sudan.
this could spread bro#
Christianity Etc › Re: "Christian Witches" To Host Annual Convention In Salem On Easter Weekend by TheSourcerer: 7:33pm On Feb 17, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
What attracted you to this thread? undecided
I could ask you same ,creating this thread .
Christianity Etc › Re: "Christian Witches" To Host Annual Convention In Salem On Easter Weekend by TheSourcerer: 6:07pm On Feb 17, 2020
OLAADEGBU:
Are you a Christian witch or sorcerer? undecided
Sourcerer
Family › Re: We Will 3D Wall-paint Your House. Ain't 3D Wallpaper! We Paint Live. In Lagos! by TheSourcerer: 5:31pm On Feb 17, 2020
3d?
Christianity Etc › Re: "Christian Witches" To Host Annual Convention In Salem On Easter Weekend by TheSourcerer: 4:56pm On Feb 17, 2020
Blessed be
Crime › Re: See What Was Found In The Seat Of An Okada In Lagos... by TheSourcerer: 9:16am On Feb 17, 2020
Passionate888:
That guy na hardened criminal o. Unrepentant and unremorseful face.
grin you are quite judgy
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigerians Trapped In Wuhan, China Cry Out "Bring Us Home" (Photos) by TheSourcerer: 9:08am On Feb 17, 2020
Lanretoye:
were they on a foreign mission in China?
grin

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