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PoliticsRe: The Moment Tinubu Said 'Tweeting On WhatsApp' (Video) by theultimatep3(m): 11:43am On Apr 21, 2022
Indispensable85:
OP your school fees na waste. The joke is actually on you. Most of you think twitting means writing on twitter. Hahahahahahahaha....you guys are truly lazy youths. You're too mentally lazy. Imagine! Lol....

Please go and find out the meaning of twitting in the dictionary and stop embarrassing your parents who laboured to pay your school fees.
Bro, there is a difference between twitting and tweeting. Tweeting is a verb coined from Twitter
InvestmentRe: List Of Ponzi Scammers In Nigeria: Those At Large By Nnamdi Chife by theultimatep3(m): 3:14pm On Apr 20, 2022
SambankmanFried:
they can continue throwing billions into ponzi. nigerians will always swallow branding, see IPC that daddy freeze promoted, people have lost millions and no one is talking about it

una no wan learn how to trade na
una dey pay for forex seminars to learn rubbish
but when i do free trainings to help boys
they dont value it

if you have idle money you dont know what to do with
download binance or ftx app
buy usdt - save it or stake it for returns. its better than all these poyoyo clowns
or better off learn how to trade spot arbitrage on your phone far more profitable
U don't charge to teach? Pls I want to learn
LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by theultimatep3(m): 12:38am On Apr 20, 2022
Jayslyder:
I'd try my best to pace myself on my next update..
Your input is appreciated
Thanks. I am working on an article, just trying my hands at writing
LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by theultimatep3(m): 8:40pm On Apr 19, 2022
Jayslyder:
Overall or just these last updates?
All
PoliticsRe: Bishop Matthew Kukah: Buhari Has Done A Terrible Job As President Of Nigeria by theultimatep3(m): 5:34pm On Apr 19, 2022
helinues:
Hurray, it's time to fry pap.

What role has CAN beer played in contributing their quota towards the development of this country?
Did u vote for CAN
LiteratureRe: The Making Of An Heart Breaker!! (jay's Chronicles) by theultimatep3(m): 5:33pm On Apr 19, 2022
Jayslyder:
THE ARRIVAL
I laid in my bed replaying the last few weeks in my head,searching for the safest route to take,but if history has taught us anything, it is that nothing is safe when it comes to the feminine specie and assumption is fatal..
Nothing can be more confusing for a man (in this case a teenage boy) than having feelings for two ladies..
On one hand I was certain I felt something deep and intimate for kelsy,on the other hand I really wanted to know how things would be with Lima..
So I was left with making a decision,a decision I was sure I won't be making, cause I planned on staying neutral and hoping things worked itself out...I eventually got tired of making out different scenarios in my head and decided to go downstairs for dinner..

Like any other evening around 8pm,the okafors were seated in the dining area for a family meal,and like every other family meal we've had,we talked about various things like school activities,mom's intention to start a business and of course dad's desire to go into politics in the nearest future,things were pretty routine until dad announcement of Lillian coming to stay with us...
Hmmmm Lillian , who would have thought I would get to see her again..Lillian happens to be my first crush and the first lady that told me I looked cute and instilled a bit of confidence in me,she was a family friend,her dad and the general were close friends until the decided to move to the UK about 6 years ago..
Dad announcement came with mixed reactions,for one I get to see how well of a woman she turned out to be but having to share my space with another woman in the house didn't totally agree with me...
Jessy asked if she was visiting and dad reaffirmed my believe that Lillian was here to stay for the foreseeable future...
It was my turn to chip in as I asked why she was coming to Nigeria without her parents (I mean who leaves the country for greener pastures then comes back without a valid reason )..
Dad didn't exactly answer my question as all he said was it was mutual arrangement between her parents and himself..ending it with she arrives this weekend....

HAPPY EASTER BY THE WAY
Sorry, I don't know why, maybe it's how I read, but I think the tone of ur narration is to fast.
SportsRe: Ikpeba Hits Back At Osimhen: Humble Yourself, Learn, Emulate Salah, Mane by theultimatep3(m): 5:26pm On Apr 19, 2022
Kingosytex:
We all are unique in our own ways. Why should Osimhen strive to be like Salah and Mane? Why won't Mane and Salah be like Osimhen?
Mane is Mane, Salah is Salah and Osimhen is Osimhen.
Why do people have idols? Some people have left a benchmark in the game.
RomanceRe: Man Dies Days After He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photo) by theultimatep3(m): 9:56pm On Apr 16, 2022
temmyejo:
let is used to define a variable just like 'var' but not as permanent like 'const'
I don't think the let data type exist in C
RomanceRe: Man Dies Days After He Caught His Girlfriend Cheating On Him (Photo) by theultimatep3(m): 7:23pm On Apr 16, 2022
temmyejo:
You do JS?
JS? No wonder, I know of const and var never heard of let data type
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Ranked 4th-best Player In Serie A [top 10] by theultimatep3(m): 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2022
posty56:
series a is a farmer's league what do you expect huh ,is not there lakaka was banging goals like mad, now reaching Chelsea your man flop like akara , even Abraham wey dey warm bench do they bang goals too, I bet you when en come back to England en go flop too.
Overhyped? I don't think so. We have two epl teams in champions league semifinal. Name one Seria a team that can beat Man city or Liverpool/chelsea
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake That Was Killed Inside My Friend's Toilet by theultimatep3(m): 7:21pm On Apr 14, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Poor helpless cobra being killed for nothing. something I would've nurture and train and keep it as pet. Cobra performed wonders in bed during sex.
Clout chasing
CelebritiesRe: Shade Ladipo Advises 2face Idibia To Get A Vasectomy by theultimatep3(m): 3:41pm On Apr 14, 2022
Foreign AffairsRe: Finnish And Swedish Leaders To Hold Joint Press Conference On NATO Membership by theultimatep3(m): 3:41pm On Apr 14, 2022
chronique:
Let's see what the outcome is but I hope they don't join. It would not be a good thing to see another Ukraine happen to both countries.
Can Russia afford to fight all its neighbours.
Christianity EtcRe: What I Know About Osinachi Nwachukwu's Death - Paul Enenche by theultimatep3(m): 3:27pm On Apr 14, 2022
Lexusgs430:
How would someone tell you she had chest pain, and you prayed multiple times for her .......


When a complaint of chest pain is received, an immediate ECG, must be conducted .......

We are blinded by religion in this country ....... Shame .....

Prayers, would never change an abuser....... If a man/woman physically assaults you (only once)....

Time to quit that relationship or marriage...... ZERO TOLERANCE TO DOMESTIC ABUSE.......
I am sure u didn't read the post
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo Dances With Surgically Enhanced Shape At Rita Dominic’s Bridal Shower by theultimatep3(m): 8:39pm On Apr 13, 2022
stano2:
Rubbish ….
Like play like play, Nigerian girls going under the knife is becoming common.

Prostitution is booming, they want to catch big fish. Politicians and co.
Girls that can’t afford surgical process are buying all sorts of cream and drugs to enlarge breast and buttocks… na big wahala we Dey ignore like this o.
Inferiority complex is a huge issue in Nigeria. It's the same reason why we want to sound like English citizens, doing everything to copy their accent. We have schools in Nigeria claiming to use British curricular when we have a valid National Policy on Education (NPE). The excuse? It's Nigerian, it's subpar. They equate the noun Nigeria with the adjective subpar. We even have terms like "Igbotic" and others, to refer to people with Nigerian accent. Omoshiroi!! Interesting!!

This can also be seen with the way we treat the Nigerian dog, we even have a derogatory name (ekuke). Every Nigerian with enough money and desire wants to own a foreign dog. Those who consider themselves unfortunate to buy these local dogs find it difficult to feed them, veterinary care is a myth to these "unfortunates". Give them a foreign dog, they will go hungry to feed their foreign master (dog).

Nigerians with chronic inferiority complex, consider the white man to be essentially better than the Black man. They hate their skin color.
I don't know it this can be classified as inferiority complex. Is it?

I don't think Nigeria's problem is corruption. Corruption is a symptom. What is the problem? Well I don't know. I think we need to overhaul our political and educational system. Is that possible? I can assure u, the answer is no. Do I believe in the Nigerian project? Yes. But, not this Nigeria.

Nigerians are ashamed of Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Calling Buhari Major General Is Abuse Of Press Freedom - Lai Mohammed by theultimatep3(m): 8:16pm On Apr 13, 2022
buckeyemedia:
Very funny how Peasants will be analyzing person wey achieve pass their papa?
Peasants? So they can't critique someone they voted to represent their interest? Just because they are peasants . Anybody that believes Nigeria will become better with people like u aspart of the citizenry, can also believe the planet Earth is flat.
CelebritiesRe: Georgina Onuoha Calls For Revocation Of Pastor Enenche & Wife's Medical Licenses by theultimatep3(m): 8:06pm On Apr 13, 2022
OdogwuBlog:
Source; https://dailypost.ng/2022/04/12/osinachis-death-actress-calls-for-revocation-of-medical-licenses-of-pastor-paul-enenche-wife/



https://www.instagram.com/p/CcOTo1yvrBM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Nawo oh, some people no dey think b4 dey talk. Revoke someone's medical license for an issue that has no relationship with medicine or surgery.
CrimeRe: Why Did The Prisoner Choose The Bread Instead Of the Key by theultimatep3(m): 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2022
DoctorOlasDesk:
Mental laxity.

Lack of will to cultivate one's self, talent and resources

The easy way out

The shortest cut

Get rich quick
This people and theory. Hungry never beat u sotey ur body dey shake. In other words man must chow

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by theultimatep3(m): 10:55pm On Apr 12, 2022
hotwax:
like u dont analyse a game after the game....

If you don't then you are just being a black man. White men always talk about rootcause of problems. bUT you are black man with a black brain. No wonder white people are ahead
Why the self hate? No wonder black foreigner are quick to assert that Nigerians are still suffering from colonialism. From simple sports banter to white are superior to black? Bro nawa o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by theultimatep3(m): 10:53pm On Apr 12, 2022
hotwax:
like u dont analyse a game after the game....

If you don't then you are just being a black man. White men always talk about rootcause of problems. bUT you are black man with a black brain. No wonder white people are ahead
Why the self hate. No wonder Foreigner assert that Nigerians are still suffering from colonialism. From simple sports banter to white are superior to black? Bro nawa o
Christianity EtcRe: Osinachi's Husband Said She'll Leave Their Marriage In Death - Osinachi's Mum by theultimatep3(m): 9:08pm On Apr 12, 2022
benjackugo:
Osinachi's Husband Told Her She Will Only Leave Their Marriage In Death - Osinachi’s Mum



https://igberetvnews.com/1417983/osinachis-husband-told-will-leave-marriage-death-osinachis-mum/
Can we at least hear from the man. Nawao, when she was alive nobody said nothing. He deserves fair hearing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid Vs Chelsea UCL (2 - 3) On 12th April 2022 by theultimatep3(m): 4:51pm On Apr 12, 2022
Cardealer2021:
Hala madrid cool
Better premium tears for Chelsea fans today grin
Chelsea go collect wotowoto from all corners today south, north,east and west
It's easier for yahaya bello to be Nigeria president than Chelsea to qualify today grin

If Chelsea qualify today I go give my console to any lucky Chelsea fan (must live in Delta or it's environs)
And also deactivate my nairaland account

For sure Chelsea is definitely not going to make it pass the quarter final I can bet buhari balls on this cool

From a cule
I dey wait
PoliticsRe: Fulani Militias Kill 12 Persons In An Attack On Benue Community (graphic Photos) by theultimatep3(m): 4:49pm On Apr 12, 2022
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad: Osinbajo's Declaration Has Made APC's Presidential List Longer by theultimatep3(m): 3:51pm On Apr 11, 2022
DontBullshitMe:
Instead make this man dey hustle him next political appointment before hunger go finish him and him newly wedded wife.

He dey form one APC political strategist.

People should be able to see that the things, methods, policies that will fix Nigeria will be aggressively resisted by Nigeria themselves.

For this reason, I see no one capable of being Nigerian President yet.
I believe democracy and it likes are not fir Nigeria
PoliticsRe: How Sit At Home Makes The Poor Poorer In Southeast by theultimatep3(m): 10:33am On Apr 11, 2022
depezee:
Allow the people to nurse the pain if at all they feel it.

Face your front and think about your useless wretched life.
I no blame u. Na the governor I blame
Nairaland GeneralRe: See The Snake Killed In My House Today by theultimatep3(m): 10:09pm On Apr 10, 2022
musicwriter:
Stop the fear of snake

The snake is one of the most peaceful creature in the world. It stays on it's own, it doesn't find trouble unless you provoke it.

In ancient time, it was actually revered throughout the world before the age of religion and stupidity began. Our ancestors revered the snake too. In fact, the ancient Egyptians styled themselves looking like a snake. And from them snake became synonymous with Africa and black people.

Your fear of the snake was caused by Europeans and Arabs in the mythical Adam and Eve story in your dumb bible and Koran.

The snake began to be seen in bad light only after Africa lost power in ancient times, then Europeans and Arabs blackmailed the snake- a representation of African leadership, claiming that it represents Satan and evil. This is a huge story but that's the origin of our problem as black people.

If you're black, you're the gentle wise snake but you've been defeated, blackmailed, enslaved, brainwashed and the conquerors have told your story. Your ancient power has been stolen from you.

For more information, see what is Satan? What is Lucifer? The biggest secret in the world

Stop hating yourselves!!
Snake never touch this one, dey there dey form historian
PoliticsRe: Bandits Take Over Taraba Villages, Rape Housewives by theultimatep3(m): 9:02pm On Apr 10, 2022
immortalcrown:
Taraba is not a region. Taraba is a State in a region. I did not mention "Taraba" in my comment. I know why I said "region". Banditry is not in only in Taraba.

Also, I did not say banditry would have stopped if Jonathan was elected the second time. I only said a second term for Jonathan would have reduced banditry because Jonathan made a significant progress against the banditry.
Taraba is not a region, I agree. Whether Goodluck's second term would have ended banditry? That's quite subjective. However, my point is you should at least be empathetic with those who have lost properties and source of livelihood
RomanceRe: Quit Toxic And Abusive Relationships Or Marriage by theultimatep3(m): 8:57pm On Apr 10, 2022
BRATISLAVA:
Do we know what men swallow? What do they swallow that is so great? The usual whataboutism. Anything to trivialize real facts.

Check the statistics to know what women swallow daily.
I would like to see the stats
PoliticsRe: Bandits Take Over Taraba Villages, Rape Housewives by theultimatep3(m): 8:51pm On Apr 10, 2022
PoliticsRe: Bandits Take Over Taraba Villages, Rape Housewives by theultimatep3(m): 8:47pm On Apr 10, 2022
immortalcrown:
grin

I laugh because tribal sentiment is the reason things like this gain ground.

Jonathan who was making a progress against the bandits was voted out by the same region because he is from another region. It is now all about Baba and his change. make una enjoy am.

A similar problem is developing in the East. Tribal sentimentalists keep blaming ESN while denying the injustice of Nigeria on IPOB. IPOB was using only words of mouth until Nigeria government began to massacre innocent Easterners and IPOB members. The government that claims to be democratic for that matter began to kill people for saying their minds. Now that criminals who have been looking for an opportunity to operate are hijacking ESN's sit-at-home, the sentimentalists are attacking only IPOB without admitting the fact that the government of Nigeria is the root cause.

It is even worse in the East. Soldiers do not hurt innocent northerners when battling bandits in the north. But the soldiers make innocent easterners scapegoats for criminal activities in the East, and the sentimentalists support the soldiers for doing so in the East.

Has there ever been a python dance in the North? Are northerners told to alight from vehicles and raise up hands in the air? The answer is no. But all these things and more happen in the East.

The same way banditry would have reduced in the North if Jonathan was given a second term is the same way ESN would not have existed to give criminals an opportunity if Nigerian government handled IPOB the right way.

Only hypocrites and fools claim to be making efforts to solve a problem while denying the actual cause of the problem.

To be frank, Northerners and Southerners are more guilty of the tribal sentiment. Tinubu campaigned for Buhari and refuses to admit Buhari's regime is so disappointing. The same Tinubu himself, in his quest to be the next president of Nigeria, has said he will continue from where Buhari stops. But an average Yoruba man will support Tinubu because of tribalism. And an average Hausa will choose Tinubu over Peter Obi because Obi is an Igbo person. An average Igbo man will not support Orji Kalu, Amechi and Rochas. The Igbo man will not do it because he admits those politicians have bad reputations home and abroad. An average Igbo man will rather choose Atiku over Amechi, Orji and Rochas,
Bro Jonathan won in Taraba State. Igbo, Yoruba, or Hausa president will not help Nigeria. The system is designed to fail
TravelRe: Ebonyi International Airport Runway In Progress by theultimatep3(m): 11:06pm On Apr 05, 2022
Tinubuadvocate:
If emerge APC presidential I will vote him regardless the attack of his people. But Ebonyi people are peaceful loving people they are not engage in tribalism and religious bigots.
Ebonyi and peace loving in the same sentence ?

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