₦airaland Forum

Penguin2:
I don’t mind an Umahi presidency but his chances keeps getting bleaker with every passing day.

Nobody even remembers he is in the race anymore.

He miscalculated by joining APC. If he had remained in PDP, the PDP ticket would have been his to lose.

U re right, he is a no body in APC.
He would have stood a better chance in PDP.
Except Buhari got his back.

Anambra is a very enlightened state.
They will rather vote an unpopular party like AA to prove to you that contesting under the platform of a big party doesn't change the fact that they don't like U.

Penguin2:
Anyim will stabilize Nigeria. But that’s all I can vouch for.

I doubt his capacity with the economy.

I also do not know what he would do with regards to infrastructure.

Obi and Umahi are good candidates

But Umahi will kill Nigerians with tax. And will not tolerate opposition. Again his knowledge of the economy is limited.

Peter Obi is the man we are looking for but Nigerians don’t like good things.

I think i will go with a candidate with prowess for infrastructural development.
Economy can be handled by handing it over to team of experts and monitoring their result to know when to reshuffle.
U can remember OBJ.
Grant Umahi access to the treasury and watch him revamp the country's infrastructure rapidly to the amazement of the West.

Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert.

Let me be frank, I'm a pervert.
But I will discipline myself and resist the temptation by assuming she is my blood sister, especially if she is a daughter to my mother's sister or brother
But if she's cousin from my mother's step sister or step brothe.
I will damn the consequences.
Maybe your mother is codedly using due diligence by arranging a cousin marriage.
Maybe you should hold a conversation with the lady.
If after explaining your situation to her, she keeps exhibiting that courtship behaviour.
Then I will tell her after dinner, please would you mind keeping my company tonight.
If she's interested, she may knock on the door with the best lingerie.
Then, place a pillow under her waist.
Turn her over and make her kneel.
Thrust her vjaay like a stud.
And if she declines, I advise you stay cool and be a good cousin.
But I bet she will fall.
Especially during her ovulation.
But remember to play safe.
Use contraceptive endorsed by society for family health.
And if you are going to hate her afterwards, please don't yield to the temptation.

Her managers ruined her.
Are they not aware of the strong law against doping?
Or has she never been tested for doping for her to realise that the sport body mean biz?
She is her own village people.
She should come home and plan her life on the way forward.

BloomingDale:
Must you wait for them to transfer technology to you. Hope you won’t tell them to help you Bleep and impregnate your wife for you.

Calm down madam.
They have strong laws against technology transfer.
They are beast machines that literally does everything that the West don't just sell out.
And you have to admit that they are way more technical than we are.
We blacks cant build some things from scratch without the help of their experts.

Facts don't lie.
I wish they adopt same procedure to build a rail way from Ogoja-Abakaliki to Enugu -Awka-Onitsha-Asaba-Benin-Ore-Shagamu-Lagos.
This is the main Eastern Rail line, not the one built to transport raw materials to the port for shipping to overseas by the colonial government.

E be like say IjeleSpeaks Odi esi strong pass IPOB own

Right step.
Next will be technology transfer
We need that as we need pharmaceutical companies
If the West want to give a blow to the Chinese Economy and weaken their economic and military power.
They should chat a new path of intensifying Rapid technology transfer that will lead to the industrialization of Africa and
Africa is too dependent on Chinese goods.
Imagine as common as bicycle factory, we don't have.

I'm not trying to shame the president.
But apart from being tall, handsome and photogenic.
He can't engage in an intelligent conversation, except cracking some silly jokes.
Baba got nothing upstairs.
He is just a rubber stamp president.
Malami is the real president.
Fulanis are always bright.
But Baba is not like the typical Fulani.

africanpride1:

Religious fanatics

I'm not an IPOB member and not a supporter of Kanu but if the over 300 people indicted for terrorism financing and BokoHaram kingpins will be pardoned, rehabilitated and reintegrated.
Why can't Kanu be pardoned?
Since their offences are same

Ijelespeaks should be careful.
IPOBs are boogeymen
They are our own Talibans
They are thinking of how they will cannibalise his body and use his head to play football.

Even a team of the brightest lawyer can't do much to salvage your predicaments when the evidences against you are glaring.
It is only by political solution that Kanu will get out of the DSS custody.
PMB will likely do what he did with fuel subsidy to Kanu's case.
Probably hand him over to the next administration through incessant adjournments.
But before then, the military and paramilitary should be on high alert in SE, action movie loading.

Frustration, impatient and hopelessness.
The govt officials should learn to tamper justice with mercy in some scenarios.
Someone should have given him appropriate guidance and counselling to calm him down.
People too dey mind their business in Lagos.
He has literally guilt-tripped the tax force officials.

thebosstrevor1:
In a way yes, western Christians help in creating boko haram.

Boko haram was created as a counter to western way of life in the north.

The group idealogy was to protect muslims especially when the United states invasion of Afghanistan happened, many muslims saw it as a duty to protect islam from Christian nation subversion and secularism but unfortunately the group went violent.

Anyway, a Christian president called Jonathan sent the army to kill them in masses, they were unarmed

Don't tell me you are not a terrorist.
Until you guys separate religion from the state.
The west will keep on pressing for change of your medieval religious practises.
NATO, China, India, America and Russia will bomb ur asses and send u to meet ur virgins if u threaten the world peace.
Emotional weak lots that detest civilization, logical and sound reasoning.

As a homeboy, I will accept the 30K teaching job in Ekiti, especially in a rural or semi urban area.
Because the teaching job lasts between 8:00am and 2:00pm .
In some days you may not even stay up to 2:00pm.
So I will use the remaining hours to run a shop/stalls that deals in provisions/articles .
Also in the teaching work, I have the holiday all to myself.
I will also venture into subsistence Agriculture, where I will only purchase some pieces of land and hire labourers to cultivate my own yam, rice, cassava, Cocoyam, vegetables and even sell some part of my farm produce to buy soup ingredients like dried fish, goat meat, egusi ogbono, red oil, etc.

The cons of that banking job are: You will spend more than half of that your banking salary on food in the work place.
Because you may literally won't have time to cook.
You will likely spend some of the money in the laundry store.
You will be expected to live in a high brow or posh areas u know.
You will literally be a slave as you will have no time for your self.
The choice is yours after all.

Umahi has written his name on marble

Old boy
This one loud.
See damage!
And na insider leak the video.
Lol
See who dem dey package like 40year old man alighting from a private jet the other day

It is very ungallantry for team of 9 trained policemen to be gunned down by untrained civilians.
How much does it cost to procure combat gears, especially bullet proof vests for combant police.
Please, police should dismantle illegal checkpoints.

Rebranded Eddy Okeke aka EddyNogu

IStandWithIjelespeaks.
How can you be killing pastors, traditional rulers, businessmen, innocent civilians, security operatives of Igbo extraction, destroying properties and you think you are different from Bokoharam and Bandits.
And you think you are fighting for the Igbos.
#Bloodysavages.
A day will come when u guys will either be locked up in maximum security prison or your dead bodies used for gross anatomy class.

There is a bad synergy between the FG and people of SE.
This requires political solution.
Imagine enduring PMB's purported discriminatory govt against the Igbos for 7+years and the looming sidelining of the Igbos ahead of 2023 presidential race.
Mark this post.
Last quarter of 2022 and beyond will be the worst time for the military and paramilitary in the east if none of the two major political party fed an Eastern canditate of Igbo extraction for the presidential race.
Except the Atiku/Obi ticket wins in the court.

Una Don come again Lol
Muhammad Rashulula.
Alhamdulila
Asailumu alaikum.
Warakumatu wabarakatu
Bismillahi.
Masha Allah.
It's not about speaking all these Arabic words.
Do you love your neighbour[ Moslem[Shia and Sunni], Christians, Hindus, Unbelievers, Traditionalists ] ??
Do you preach peace from your heart?
These are the greatest Religion.
Crusaders realized that it is stupid to fight and kill for a Supposed supreme God.
Hope Jihadists will one day realize that it's also stupid to fight for a supposed Supreme God.
Until then, you are only fighting an ideological war under the guise of fighting for a God.

seunsiju:
Even though she always warn me to be using condom, but i like it raw and sweet, couple of weeks ago, she is feeling sick and tired, and i sent her money for checkup, the news break my heart, the test shows she is three weeks pregnant! i want to denied the pregnancy based on say i read her chats on Whatsapp cheating and having sex with another guy, but deep down i know i responsible for this cos the date tally with the time we had last sex....we have agreed to abortion, but am scared it might go wrong.

Pls advice me
Should i denied that i owned the pregnancy, cos i can back my claim up cos she cheated during that periosd or should we go for the abortion.

Pls am not ready to be a father to another kid!!! Help a depressed brother

3wk is still safe for abortion.
#plannedparenthood

Atleast i will finger her pink pussy, suck her boobs and kiss her mouth if she consents to my move.
But i won't force her.

It is not about Nigeria, it is about your tribal name so difficult to pronounce.
I am Igbo but i find names of Edo/benin, urhobo/isoko, Tiv and some Ijaw name difficult to pronounce.

It's a pity.
My heart goes to the families of the dead soldiers.
In as much as I don't support the political oppression of the Igbos, though they partly brought upon themselves by their poor style of politics.
Igbos are not good in Politics.
Na business we sabi, whether black business or Clean one, we dey lol.
But The truth is that the Soldiers are more friendly, peaceful, disciplined and civil.
How many times do people run away at the sight of military men in their trucks in Igbo land? Hardly
But at the sight and even hearing of unknown gun men, people will start running helter scatter to avoid being killed extra judicially. Because they have no Rules of Engagement.
Mkpuru-mmiri is their grand commander.
Eziokwu na elu-ilu
Igbos should stop praising this people online, especially those of you living outside South East.
U really don't know what we pass through here.
U know the usual recruits for this kind of dirty game, ...the drug addicts, cultists, exconvicts, jailbreakers, hardmen, assassins, thugs, touts etc
The people literally figiate at the hearing of unknown gun men.
People's BP is raised unnecessarily.
Parents and loved ones are always under intense pressure to call their loved one to ascertain for sure if they are safe cuz of the activities of ESN.
They are like Bandits and BokoHaram.
But what baffles me is how same people they terrorise, still praises them, maybe the hope of Biafra Actualisation makes them to treat the atrocities of IPOB as lesser evil.
I wish Nigeria will zone the presidency to SE to shame this people.
Because they are hidden under the guise that they are fighting for political emancipation to torment the people.

Maybe she was thinking that marriage was bed of all Roses.
She was expecting that everything will fall in place according to her expectation, only to get disappointed.
She ran back to her father's compound and maybe after struggling for breakfast, lunch, dinner and other things.
She then realized that things were really better off in her husband's house.
Or she was schooled by her parents, her mother especially.
Then wisdom entered her brain.
A times it is good to let one's wife go if she's threatening to go back to her father's house.
It's a school of its own.

IPOB are cowards, they didn't see police area command, army barrack to attack.
It is unarmed Traffic warden that is not even a member of the armed forces that they went and killed.
Ndi mkpuru~mmiri

IPOB is a terrorist organization.
They are damaging the reputation of Ndi Igbo.
Igbo elites should unanimously speak out against the consequences of the organization.
IPOB is not different from Talibans in ideology.

They should remove the fuel subsidy
Improve power supply.
Improve accessibility to clean energy [Solar]
Those of you kicking against the removal of fuel subsidy should know that Nigeria economy is solely dependent on oil revenue.
And PMS is used more than AGO, DPK and LNG combined.
Worst case scenario is that most of the subsidized products are diverted to other West African countries where they still market the product without subsidy.
Before federal government will realize more capital for infrastructure development in railways, education, health, agriculture etc.
Subsidy must be removed.
Don't expect state governments to pay salaries smoothly, employ people, increase workers salary and carry out infrastructural development without increase in Federal allocation.


Remove the Fuel subsidy Now!
It's high time we make a crucial decision for our future and damn the temporal consequences.