₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
When we talk about polygamy, you hear them saying our pastors said there's a man for every woman.

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Maeve7:
Aren’t you one of the guys who said these feminazis wouldn’t find anyone who would marry them? Now that they are married, you look for others to bully with marriage? Does the idea of a happy woman not serving a man threaten your fragile ego? Cry for what? Losers like you?

How many of your feminazis are married or happily married? Name them

Sonnobax15:

What were they doing with their lives when they were still in their era of premier league? . Probably forming Ronaldo and Messi, dribbling different men and scoring hat tricks and celebrating their victories

Now that they had been relegated to championship and league one,na now Dem dey beg Nigerians for help

Lol, I see this as content though but it may be true as well. But truth be told, the way women are going to start targeting men especially the high value men by seducing, inducing or targeting their drinks by grapping them so that they can bear their seeds for child support ehn will be on the increase in the years to come. Stay tuned.

dequir:
You are worst than him on NL.

Hands go should touch you.

I am worse than him because I demand fairness and accountability from the government which is my right?

I am worse than him because I demand humanity first?

I am worse than him because I reject your god, Tinubu for romancing with France, Chagoury and an harbinger of bad luck to the country?

I am worse than him because I champion for a better lives for your children and future generations to come?

I am worse than him because I want a Nigeria where people can walk freely, travel freely, sleep in their house without fear of being kidnapped?

I am worse than him but unknown to you, I am fighting for your right on your behalf simply because you are still sleeping and not yet realize that loyalty to a tribe person is not loyalty to the country or a just cause?

You’re right, I am wrong. Take a chill pill and get this fact. Tinubu will be disgraced come 2027 lagbara awọn alalẹ💪🏼✊🏿✊🏿✊🏿

RandDigital:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doV3gw3ZwDo?si=kkneFMYdOhjQt-Bz

Chatunga Bellarmine Mugabe has been arrested at his Johannesburg home.

The son of the late former Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe is reportedly one of two suspects who had been arrested on Thursday at the Mugabe residence in Hyde Park, Johannesburg.

Speaking to the media outside the premises, Colonel Dimakatso Nevhuhulwi confirmed that the two suspects would be taken into custody and questioned as part of an attempted murder investigation.

Police were flagged down on Thursday morning by private security who relayed that a shooting had taken place on the Mugabe property.

The victim was initially believed to be a security guard, but Nevhuhulwi confirmed that preliminary investigations state he was a 23-year-old gardener.

Reaction from Zimbabwe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzdINPZrKVg?si=a0xlf7MBnHslapsp

Early information from the scene suggests an alleged labour dispute between the gardener and one of the suspects led to the violent exchange.

Police state that the number of shots fired had not been confirmed, but a cartridge had been found at the scene.

“We have our dog unit inside, and some of our officers inside searching for the firearm.

“The victim has been taken to hospital. It was indicated that he is in a critical condition, but we are hoping that he will be fine,” said the colonel.

Television news crews showed footage of police officers handcuffing Mugabe and the second suspect shortly before 1pm.

Initial reports stated that Mugabe had barricaded himself in his room, but Nevhuhulwi confirmed he and his companion were cooperating with authorities.

“Bramley station detectives and Forensic Crime Scene Management are processing the scene and two men, aged 28 and 33, have been taken in for questioning,” police stated.

Confirmation that the men had been formally charged with attempted murder was released on Thursday evening, with the men set for a court appearance at the Alexandra Magistrate’s Court on Monday.

Awọn ọmọ irankiran. Family legacy

Na thunder go fire am and other extremists even in both foreign religions.

Who knows maybe dem don delete am because dem see am as stumbling block in the future

SixSeven:
This guy should be studied for the BUSINESS OF FILMMAKING. Underline the word, BUSINESS. I remember back then when he did The CEO and partnered with an airline. He is always looking for ways to make sure that film business is serious business. That was the movie he made sure entered flights. He is also always insisting that creators must be rewarded for their creativity instead of selling it for peanuts and fame. Anyone who undermines him is not serious yet.

EN: Inside The World's First In-flight Movie Premiere - Afolayan's The CEO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQdLwJnDX4k

Kunle Afolayan Responds to Cinema, YouTube & Collaboration Debates in Nollywood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-bwtRGNDGw

I agree with some of your point. I’m a fan of him. I truly love his movie because I’ve been following him since the time of Ṣawaro Idẹ but ẹgbọn fvck up big time. He said the sky is big for birds to fly. But why is he bittered that people promote their movies in ways they like? WHY? This thing of “class” is a serious problem in our country. I’m a movie critics. I virtually all kind of movies in Nigeria from different genres, from Kannywood to Hollywood till the least grade of movie. I know quality works and mere works but your people (fans) who love quality will be for you when they see that you produce quality movie. You don’t need to even advertise. It’s just like saying I dey sell okrika for market, because you dey for boutique with AC selling quality clothes, you come dey vex for me because I dey use bell and dancing to advertise my goods. Ó wrong now. I may love Afolayan but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t call him out. Shey aunty Funke small ni? Aunty Funke thay has been acting since 90s, someone who featured in “I Need To Know”. By the way, I never see aunty Kemi Adetiba, mama mi Mo Abudu or aunty Jadesola Osiberu or even Mr Kayode Kasum, Femi Adebayo with Niyi Akinmolayan to come out and be talking in the format Kunle Afolayan talks. It really paint a character flaw in him. As a filmmaker that he is, but his first series of Anikulapo flop now? I only see ẹgbọn Kunle as the bitter person here who want us to regard him when it comes to Nigeria movie but I can tell you that he no longer produce meaningful movie anymore. He’s even banking on his old glory.


P. S: You’re one of the few i respect here. Don’t mind my long explanation😂 and few typos by the way, I’m an aspiring filmmaker too. So I know how these work.

Lest, I forget you talk about the business of filmmaking, I think ẹgbọn Kunle should go and learn that now from ẹgbọn Fẹmi Adebayọ. The way Femi Adebayo marketed his Agẹṣinkọle part two need to be studied in school.

I’ll be back. Time for lunch🥳

The more I love Kunle Afolayan. He fall my hand when he teased people who dance to promote their craft. This goes on to show that human will be human. And someone may be rated the successful yet look unhappy. Success, happiness is nothing but a state of mind.

Jọkọlú jọkọlú kòwa tán bí? Ìyàwó gbọ́kọ ṣánlẹ̀ ó wá yọké😂😂😂

If you no understand, na you sabi

Jaymats:
Really, the govt look away Well, if the govt look away why can't you look around and go to bandit den to fight them? Governance is for everyone not only the govt so do it since govt not doing it or you don't know where the road to zamfarea or Kogi or Kwara or Niger is?

You mean the same way you go out of your way to rescue the Chibok girls your devilish mentors use as propaganda against GEJ bah?

If people like this can be hired, consider what Nigeria politicians do to take out opponents especially Amọda, someone who cannot withstand opposition but only use crook means to eliminate them.

Bizibi:
always seeing everything as politics.....lsome of you don't know the extent that wicked went in that state.

Same way you don’t know the extent of the wickedness in Lagos and those who have kpai es silently, mentally dead, walking dead because of atrocities of APC and your god, Tinubu.

Sheuns:
In short, you’re liking Tinubu to Abacha?

The same Abacha Tinubu condemned in exile?

Interesting.

The same Abacha that Tinubu was seeking to be a minister under his Gestapo regime

Bizibi:
Good!!!! I detest this wicked man....... they start acting as god when they are in power,after their tenure they try to paint themselves as saints. They should leave there till next year.

The same way Tinubu is presently playing god bah?

Jaymats:
Yea he thought he is untouchable na Karma dey Peper him now...

Anytime I remember how Southern Kaduna Christain bleeded to genocide under this man the more I'm angry with him.

You should have equally directed the anger towards the present evil government who choose to look away when bandits have been kpaing its citizens likes like flies.

Dem no search Ribadu house, na El-Rufai house dem dey search😂

I no dey anonymous.

Na me be Occupy Nigeria.

I be the Nigerian papa wey don dey find work for years, CV don old pass hope.

I be the Nigerian mama wey dey watch her pikin sleep with empty belle, dey promise say tomorrow go better.

I be the patient wey die for hospital because oxygen no dey, light no dey, equipment spoil.

I be the woman wey die for childbirth because the whole primary health center budget for one year na four million naira, and dem finish am for first two weeks.

I be the pikin wey dey sit for bare floor for school because dem thief money wey dem budget for desk and books.

I be the kidnapped victim wey dem kill bury for shallow grave because my family no fit raise three million naira ransom. All of us together no even get seventy thousand naira.

I be the NYSC corper wey dem abduct on the way to camp or to PPA for one remote area wey government post am go serve.

I be the soldier wey dem send go battlefield with expired ammunition, bad boot and empty promises.

I be the police officer wey wan serve with dignity but system reduce am to collect survival money for roadside.

I be the market woman wey don trade for 30 years yet inflation don swallow her profit.

I be the small business owner wey close shop because diesel, tax and levy choke am.

I be the farmer wey bandits pursue from farm while leaders dey hold press conference.

I be the pensioner wey work 35 years but dey beg for pension wey dem dey “process” since 2018.

I be the graduate wey get degree but dey ride okada because job no dey.

I be the accident victim wey bleed to death because ambulance no come and trauma center no get equipment.

I be the internally displaced person wey dey camp for years while politicians dey commission billboards.

I be you.

You wey grow up dey hope for bright future one day.

You wey believe say if you struggle, country go reward you.

Now you dey online dey type rubbish, dey defend nonsense because dem dash you 3,000 naira from your own common wealth.

I be you wey reduce yourself because survival first.

I be you wey dey shout “e go better” even when everything show say e no better.

I be the Nigerian wey dey read this quietly, no wan talk again.

You wey just dey pray say one day passport go come out.

Visa go clear.

Japa go click.

So yes.

I no anonymous.

I dey everywhere.

I be your neighbor.
I be your brother.
I be your sister.
I be your reflection.

You no fit unmask suffering.

Because suffering no get one name.

Na Nigeria get am.

And Nigeria dey look you for mirror.

Written by: I Occupy Nigeria

Watching King of Boys by Kemi Adetiba back then left me deeply unsettled especially the way she used the film to satirize the decayed institutions in our country. As I watched, my mind kept racing to real people, patterns in our society.

I still remember how Laburu was helped by that inspector who was investigating her, a character clearly meant to satirize someone in real life too. The wild part is that Kemi Adetiba’s movie continues to mirror the state of our decaying institutions in Nigeria even now. And if you remember, that inspector is no longer an inspector in “King of Boys: The Return of the King”.

Fast-forward to today, two public figures in Nigeria are currently trending and their stories sound familiar. If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll connect the dots yourself.

Let me give you a clue: Thallium.

I’ve been justified.

Pastor: One of the evil militating against the progress in Nigeria with their partners in crime, polithiefcians, corrupt judges, top corrupt civil servants, with their gullible members and followers, the indirect enabler of these shenanigans and sheeples who can never see any moral wrong among these corrupt lost souls. Although we have some good pastors who are just few in numbers but they’re unpopular.

Ó ṣi eré ṣe (her social media stunt has turned to nightmare for her). A deterrent for others. If you think you can use false claim of grape to get at people because there is no love lost between you guys, sorry, you’re a joker.

JAPAHTML:
Village in Bende LGA Abia state

That’s good to see. Take care of them for me👌🙏🏻

SisterAnn:
Before this thread is deleted and creator banned for 8,709 years..

Permit me to pen down my deepest gut feeling about the purpoted procurement of the highly lethal banned substance called thallium by the ONSA.

This dangerous substance is not a tool for fighting the terrorists ravaging the country with terror, this is true because it's administration on an intended target can only be when in close proximity to the target.

Then, you could administer it to them by poisoning their food or drink or body cream or in conjunction with gaseous emissions.

Now, this substance also have other uses aside being a chemical weapon of sort, but it was still banned by many countries despite it other uses which includ but not limited to rodenticidinals and certain other manufacturing uses.

None of the other uses of this banned lethal substance falls within the purview or portfolio of the ONSA's office.

The question on every lips therefore is, why did the ONSA procure or plan to procure this very dangerous substance into our country?

Let's us note that El Rufai (warts and all), as a bonafide citizen of the federal republic of Nigeria, under the FOI bill, has every right, infact, his rights here are inalienable, to ask questions from relevant authorities, about the movement of such a dangerous substance into the country, and about the motive behind it if he has information on such activity.

The substance is a banned substance, the substance is on record to have been notoriously deployed by some countries in the past as a chemical weapon against political opposition elements, El Rufai is a notable opposition element.

This notorious poison is said not to result in instant death but gradually tears it's victim down, thereby having the tendency obliterate the trail of the administrator or it's timeline.

This substance, is also reputed to be difficult to trace in an autopsy (?).

So what does the government of the day want with this odourless, tasteless poisonous crystal ?

There's no smoke without fire, why should such an accusation, suspicions or request be even made by a citizen from the ONSA?

We demand an explanation from the office of the ONSA.

We demand from El Rufai to shed more light about the veracity of his claim.

This matter calls for serious concern from every sane Nigerian no matter their political or religious divide!

I, as an opposition element is particularly worried that the government of the day has planted moles everywhere in the opposition camp and the second phase of their plans could be to begin to take out key opposition figures in the most subtle way possible, quietly and without trace.

It's public knowledge that king bulaba is affiliated to the Mafia, the Mafia is a ruthless entity!

I am also concerned that a prisoner of conscience in person of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu could be on the list. The enemies of Ndigbo..the known enemies, the haters for no just cause other than a superiority or inferiority complex or both, may target Mazi Nnamdi Kanu for elimation in order to incite and elicit a ferocious response from his already angry die hard supporters, whose actions government of the day will now rely on to move in to completely destroy Igboland. The north is already on its knees brought down by islamists, if the South East is also destroyed, the SW will demand for independence from the torn entity in order to quickly consolidate their gains arising from the desecration of the other regions. THIS IS ONE OF THE WAYS SUPER POWERS ARE BORN.

However, all what I wrote above could just be me thinking ahead of my time or even above my pay grade, or just overthinking things, we live in very dangerous times in this country and nobody can be too sure.

Okay, suppose, this dangerous substance is meant to target people in government?

We recall that the failed coup plotters allegedly started plotting from the office of the ONSA. And one of their key objectives as we read was to eliminate king bulaba and his princes.

Now, this so called coup plot didn't achieve desired results, foiled and perpetrators are still under detention.

Suppose someone in the office of the ONSA (once again) is bringing in this banned lethal substance to finish what the coup plotters couldn't achieve?

If the FBI or CIA is exposed as procuring or have procured this thallium into America without the exclusive knowledge of POTUS, there's no doubt POTUS should be sufficiently disturbed.

Sending you a virtual hug🫂 right now. This is not a gut feelings but REAL✅. You’re not far from the truth. It’s what Amọda allegedly used to unalive and terminate his opponents out of his way since he cannot stand oppositions. You’re a true princess of the gods💜

givedemwotowoto:
If he wasn’t extradited he would’ve joined politics and become a master strategist in stealing people’s mandate and destroying the country to the cheering of his supporters

Like one illegitimate president for here

JAPAHTML:
Hi Nairalanders,
‎I visited my parents in the village a few weeks ago and it was honestly refreshing. Fresh air, calm surroundings, and absolutely no noise pollution. Just peace.
‎My parents are farmers. They don’t run a large commercial operation, but it’s definitely more than just subsistence farming.
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‎They cultivate cassava, Rice and yam, and my dad also owns a sizeable palm tree plantation.
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I always like visiting home because I genuinely love the environment and the simple lifestyle. There’s something about the village that just resets your mind, everything is fresh, The air, food literally everything
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‎During this visit, I took a photo of my dad’s yam barn and other photos too and decided to share it with the Nairaland family. This is the traditional method our forefathers used to preserve yam after harvest, keeping it safe and fresh until the next planting season.
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‎Scroll and Enjoy
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Whoa. I’m proud of your parents. Where is the location of the farm?

lordm:
You no get work. Go and look for something to do

In 2026 nitori Ọlọhun, writing epistle like Sigmund Freud😂

This crook believe he can buy people with his money sha. All na 2027 campaign strategy. Vote Tinubu in 2027 and regret pro max raise to power 100

Sonnobax15:

Nigerians,we just too love making anyhow people famous

Which talent this kolu of a guy get now,wey make people dey see am as their role model? . The werey think say UK be like Nigeria wey dey tolerate all sorts of nonsense from any mini celebrity wey just hammer smalls money

Anyhow cha,good or bad,the guy don first me and the likes of Dem kalulu44 and sirchiboy enter UK cha . And that one na one thing wey Tinubu suppose put into serious consideration

You know lie, Nigeria keeps making stupid people famous😂

Wotowotoman:
Walahi I go fear if this Kolo (abi wetin be him name) siddon beside me for plane o

😂😂😂God forgive me for saying this. The Kolu of a boy whenever I see him resemble those ìdèdé (mysterious) boys also known as Ibeji ọran in old Yoruba movies back then.

okpouman:
Who knows the physical handwork a married man can learn NOW that will be sure to bring rewards. Any field or industry but learn able probably in six months.pls I need serious,genuine suggestions.

Try and gather capital and start business.