₦airaland Forum

Putindbutt:
Congratulations, wailers and Obidients can take over every discussion thread and headline news on Nairaland. You can run riots, insult opposition who do not agree with your wack mindsets and shallow opinions as much as you want.

You're building a fascist society whereby anyone who opposes your jaundiced opinions borne out if hate and bitterness automatically has to be cancelled. God forbid you get to power. And you will never get it.

You can name drop, curse out, do whatever you like but replying you in kind is a crime on this platform. I have received tons of insults daily over my personal opinions and efforts at correcting lies, falsehoods and misinformation from these agents of anti-progressives. More often than not, these insults are allowed to stay. It seems as though the bots only work against some but work favourably for others. Which makes the whole point of "we are trying to sanitaze the forum" a joke!. You're only "sanitizing" those against your crybabies. We knew how all this started immediately after the election, how you were bullied on Twitter.

Initially, I thought quoting people and using some type of strong words on them, get you a ban. However, subsequent events have since showed that even in your own personal comment box, you can be shut down when you're adjudged to have touched the "anointed ones".

How can one be continually banned for using words such as Bita Obidient, 👁️ Pob, Gbáàjue, Eliterate, Low EyeQ, which I had to tweak to avoid being banned. Why do you have to stop me from using these words in their original form and sometimes when they're tweaked, you still wouldn't escape a ban.

For me, you can hold your ish, nobody dey feed me. Nairaland can turn to anti-Nigeria, pro-separatist, anti-Good News, anti-Govt, anti-progressive forum all I care.

One thing is certain, you enemies of this country, pretending to be emergency lovers, you will never win, you will never get to the seat of power no matter how hard you try, no matter your propaganda, hate and lies. The good land of Nigeria will not favour you.

E Dey hungry me make I slap sense into this boy head😂Imagine someone calling others emergency lover of Nigeria. Chai🤣🤣🤣

That “am” and “I’m” is very important. A lot of Nigerians keep misusing those words. “Am” done suffer for plenty Nigerians hands😂😂😂

SpiritedCheer:
Let Tinubu go to court, and prove his reputation has been damaged. He can't

You get time arguing with these paid online trolls

ecgreb:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgCUnOdDoz4?si=zp33VBXu8rtPvY5s

Wike had never had it this bad in his entire political career😂

yarimo:
Where are pictures to back up your claims na

Go and play with your mates. It’s not your type we are looking for on this thread. Go and play with tyre, or go to another thread where they’re abusing Peter Obi or Obidients. Oya run along🥳

Svoboda:
The question should be what his motivation was, especially when it is reported that he seemed emotionally detached and unremorseful. Was it ideological or just hunger for power? For starters, the Nupe can hardly be described as ethnic nationalists, as they usually exhibit very tolerant views of other ethnicities.

More coups on the way. Anything that will dislodge Amọda and APC is welcome by me. All I care about is may this cup of suffering and calamity known as Amọda and APC should pass over Nigerians.

If you had to choose between these two groups, which one would you go with?

larryUG:
Everything is not gragra. Cool down and take it easy. Even if the lecturer is wrong, you can't start having a physical altercation. You came to school, so just move on with your studies

Are you talking to the Gen Z girl or the mumu lecturer wey no know how to behave herself even when she has what it takes to sanction the werey out of the girl in a logical and right channel. To you, who come wise between the two she-goats?😂 The lecturer or the Gen Z girl?🥳

danvon:
So your saying all that talk of unknown gunmen was bullshit, like some people said.

If at this stage of your life, you still don’t understand Federal government complicity in these shenanigans, sponsoring unknown gun men to discredit IPOB, then sorry is your case. Are you not in Nigeria when Asari Dokubo was fingered in the sponsorship of UGM in the south east? They die the matter down as usual. The same government keep fighting terrorists in the northern part with kid gloves but when it comes to IPOB, they turn to lion king. What does that tell you? People say they want to go, you say no, they must stay back. Now, they stay back. Yet you are not happy they stay back, you keep giving yourself headache because their agitation is not meant. Na mumu Dey trust Nigeria government in this 21st century. I learn one thing so far. Anyone or organization Nigeria government especially APC government praises, be watchful but anyone they fight both tooth and nails, I’m proudly in support of that person. The media and Nigeria government will manipulate into loving people you suppose to hate, and also manipulate you to hate people you suppose to love. You can argue with me as usual because it’s easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled. And this is the reality of most tribalists in Nigeria. I’m a Yoruba guy but I detest anything associated with Tinubu and APC. Tinubu never mean well for the country but his family and cronies.

thomas2024:
This is DISTURBING

So the allegations by UK & US that Buhari financed & sponsored killings & terror in the South East is true.

A method that Tinubu has already continued.

If you guys watched the movie Isakaba, you’ll truly understand the government complicit in insecurity and using it to pin in on another organization. In the movie, Isakaba, some unscrupulous politicians went to form a parallel gangs under the guise of the Bakassi boys (vigilante guys) to commit atrocities in the name of the Bakassi boys. Before you know it, the villagers started giving the Bakassi boys bad name.

This trick is still an old trick being used today by criminal government in power. If you like, don’t shine your eyes. The joke on you.

I had to dig this out for you so you get schooled on what is called double standard of the Nigeria government.

Nifemy4:
I met this beautiful lady . We got talking , knowing each other . Then boom ! Like a thunderbolt from no where , she started talking about her ex boyfriend. Not in a pleasant way but in a deprecatory manner .

In her words
“ My ex bf is stingy . very stingy. We started dating last year , but the highest he has spent on me is 3 million .

😆🤣🤣 wait ! So what is she trying to say . I should beat his record.

You call a man who spent 3 m within a year stingy ?? Women are heartless

I blocked the mumu girl asap

How much is 3 metres? You can spend 10x of that. Are you not the one the call Fowóṣeré Nifẹmi? You can still beat that record😂

Longjontech:
iPhone prices don fall well well

✅iPhone 11 64gb na 270k

✅iPhone 12 64gb na 330k now
And do on.....

Come buy or swap your iPhone and Samsung immediately before price hike again ooooo

Location Abuja owerri ph lagos ibadan anambra asaba abikiliki enugu

Can I get iPhone 11pro for 100k🙄, no carry that talk come my DM ooooo , no disturb us with ur unserious low budget,

Na men and women way rate iPhone and Samsung we dey deal with 🤝

🛜If you get money to buy chat longjon on Whatsapp 👇👇👇👇👇👇🛜🛜

Do you deal with Samsung? And if yes, do you have idea of how much I can fix a complete screen of Samsung Galaxy z fold 5?

See the way a lecturer is shouting on top a student in a formal institution ooo even when we all know the student may be wrong, Chai! People wey say Nigeria is a zoo no lie. In fact, Nigeria higher institutions na better zoo for breeding zombies😂

Most of these lecturers, officers in uniforms need a complete paradigm shift and a brain test, let’s say mental check up.

richiemcgold:
Before comparing China with Nigeria, you should first note that China has zero tolerance for corruption.

Unlike Nigeria where everybody is corrupt

In Nigeria, we boast, compare and contrast between thieves. My thief is better than yours😂

JordanMichael:
Did you read the post at all

You dey mind the amugbo😂As if e dey blind😂

Capernum:
Is this movie interesting at all?

The movie is a total crap to me aswear. Just people talking incantation and teleporting here and there. Rating the movie is 2/10 but the consistency with the work put in the movie is 9/10. The whole thing taught me that talent is never enough. One reason why I still respect Davido till today. Dem talk say Davido no get talent but e dey put body for him work as if say na pako pikin✅

obembet:
Ibrahim Yekini popularly known as Itele movie ( Koleoso) Officially is now the FIRST Nollywood title and the FIRST African movie title to hits this milestone On YouTube as ONE TITLE.

KOLEOSO Hit the historical records of 100M views + view In total✅

Congratulations to Iteledicon

Source - https://www.instagram.com/p/DUFyVMjjaNH/?igsh=eTJhZmFlenY5djIw

Something is very strange to me. One of my workers talked about this movie today at work. I had to watch some on her phone. The movie to me was a total crap but I was surprised at the total watch views it amassed over time. The media is very powerful. If you’re consistent, and give people the narrative you want, people will subscribe to you. And trust me, overtime, you’ll carry them along. In all, Nigeria don’t watch good movie anymore. In performance, I’ll rate the movie 2/10 but when it comes to consistency and putting in the work, na 9/10. I hope you get my drift.

RealityKings1:
No!


Its not about anyone falling. The point is what did they change after spending more than a decade when they had the opportunity?
Go up and read again

What has your mannequin and his failed party (APC) done differently since he assumed power? You guys are no where to be found in a thread where your mannequin was seen to be fallen down. It’s here you guys are crying a river up and down like a bitten school child.

amaridigital:
Oya obedients food is ready because it's close to election time again.
Please release the chaking, chaking videos, Ai manipulative pampers and body piss, falling while walking etc.
If your brain is 10% active and Tinubu is actually doing this close to election time again, you should know that the president is play action to fool people like you for some reasons best known to him. Why isn't he doing that for the past three years upon traveling out more than 100 times?
You are too dumb to fall for his game. He controls the game and the narrative.

Hmm, wisdom will not keel you. You’re the wisest in the world. Clap for yourself for a work done as long the usual keeps coming in😂


But the below will be an interesting read for you👇🏻
A piece written by Obinna Aligwekwe,

“Nigerians are a very unlucky people.”

“We had Buhari whose head was empty as a drum.”

“From all that we know today, whatever disease killed him (my bet was a leukaemia or lymphoma) would have taken him away shortly after 2015 had he not become president.”

“If we can remember, the man disappeared for six whole months during his first term.”

“The man simply used Nigeria to prolong his life and ruined the country in the process with his cluelessness.”

“Note that the same man did not last two years after leaving power.”
—————————————

“Today, we have a similar scenario with slightly different circumstances.”

“Tinubu had a very visible tremor (shaking) during the campaigns.”

“There was a photo of him carrying what looked like a PICC line (semi-permanent cannula for long term drug administration).”

“Then from the middle of nowhere, he would utter nonsensical words that made no meaning (remember “balablu” “bulaba”).”

“In recent months, his symptoms have included falls.”

“The issue is not the fall in itself.”

“Anybody can fall.”

“There is the frequency, but even that can be argued.”

“My focus is the manner of fall, the mechanism as we would say in medicine.”

“When healthy people fall, the recovery in coordination makes them attempt to break that fall.”

“Which is why you hardly see healthy people who fall ever hit their head on the ground (head injury). Except alcoholic drunkards of course.”

“The manner Tinubu falls, strongly suggests that coordination to protect or break a fall is GONE.”

“I have seen at least two falls where his head struck the ground.”
——————————-

“Now, when an old man who is known for talking nonsense when he is not under close supervision, has obvious gait instability and starts falling the way Tinubu did, it is unlikely to be merely ageing.”

“Even ordinary walking betrays a lack of motor coordination.”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, until proven otherwise, this man has a neuro-degenerative disorder (Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, Normal Pressure Hydrocephalus, MSA etc).”

“And neuro-degenerative disorders are PROGRESSIVE.”

“They will only get worse.”

“Medicines can dull the effect but with time, even those will stop working.”

“It is a shame that we have had two back to back presidents whose health cases were patch work from the very beginning.”
——————————

“We are indeed a shameless people.”

“While America was fretting over an ordinary bruise on the hand of their president, questioning the possibility of any underlying ailment, Nigerians are debating and decamping to elect a man whose serious enough symptoms in public view already show a man whose health should disqualify him from any office.”

“And some out of ethnic chauvinism, religious supremacy, and economic mercantilism, will vote against the interest of the collective.”

“Sometimes I feel God allows us to suffer our leaders because we are an extremely stupid people.”

“Imagine talking about electing a FALLER without motor control, who says unintelligible words when not supervised, for another four years!!!”

“Tinubu will not lead Nigeria if elected into office.”

“Rather, Nigeria will be rehabilitating him in Aso Rock.”

The ICE people don dey do too much

creolehunt:
One would think that Kolu is now some Multi-millionaire celebrity.

The fact that he is popular to a certain demography doesn't mean he is wealthy.

That said, the woman is young. So I'm wondering why she is looking for who to dep2nd on

I tire ooo. Person wey just Dey blow not quite long. I am very surprise to see that coming from his mom sha. No wonder some people used to keep their business away from their parents and siblings. May we not have insensitive parents like this.

Kelle443:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EjlkBOrcUM?si=uQzUpBCyi9l93Rrr

A woman claiming to be the biological mother of social media personality Kolu has publicly accused him of neglecting her and failing to offer support.

She recounted the challenges she faced during pregnancy and after childbirth, stating that she endured hardship to ensure he survived and grew up.

According to her, she resisted pressure from others to abandon him as a child because she believed he was destined for greatness.

She expressed deep pain over what she described as Kolu’s failure to remember her now that he has achieved recognition.

Women and manipulation. Person wey just dey blow not quite long now requires cheap blackmail from his mother. Na these same thing go drag the boy backward. I’m happy for my parents ooo. If you have good parents, you don’t know how lucky you are.

okomile:
I did not tell you that I'm God
Make your own comment without insult

Where in my comment do you see insult? For telling someone you are not God is an insult you mean? Make me understand ẹjor😂

dominique:
She didn't change their surname, it was Calvin that changed his name after he became a profess footballer. In fact, it was his father's surname he was bearing at Leicester city. He changed to his mother's surname for reasons best known to him. The remaining boys are still bearing their father's surname

Noted. Thanks for the clarification.

alphonsojidebab:
Calvin Bassey’s Father Begs for Reconciliation After 18 Years: “Please Forgive Me”



https://eyesoflagos.com/2026/01/27/calvin-basseys-father-begs-for-reconciliation-after-18-years-please-forgive-me/

She ended up manipulating all children against their dad even to the extent of dropping father’s name for mother’s name. There is a real danger when a female raise a male child, that child end up being a sissy, while an average female child raised by a female ends up becoming a macho man

Mrkc:
Ph

That’s far. It’d have been better if you stay in Abuja or neighboring town.

Goodadvice01:
I'm tired of thinking every minute of the day. Infact, I'm tired of this life.


This is my life predicament below;

— I'm 25
— I'm the only son of a widow out of 2 children
— I have no higher education except waec and neco
— I have no skills (except minimal writing skill)
— I have no helper


My disappointments in life;

— I entered higher institution in 2023 with the help of my mum's relatives but dropped out because i didn't see money for tfare to school and handouts. (tbh, it's a long story)

— I started working in a filling station few months before I even entered school but i resigned after 1 year and 6 months because I and one other of my colleague were accused of the theft of over #1.3M company money via POS (our phones were seized and searched but nothing was found.. me that only had 3 trousers and 2 polo then)

— Last year, I had just made my first hundred dollars and was heading to $1k a month before Amazon terminated my account few days to Christmas.

— After the account termination, I contacted a family friend who lives in US to help me create account and post my book but she just read my msg and ignored (up till now, she no dey even reply my msg again). This is the same family friend that even asked to buy jamb form this year with the promise of training me in nursing school.

— Weeks later, I posted my ordeal here and a fellow agreed to help me on the basis of a sharing pattern to which I agreed. But you should be able to correctly guess how it turned out once I replied his mention “I'm afraid of doing business with my Nigerian brothers”

— When my phone spoilt last year August, my childhood friend promised to send me 50k to get a second hand phone once the month ends..but guess what happened once I tried to chat him on the 3rd of the new month.. the same number that I have been chatting suddenly is no longer on WhatsApp. To say I was shocked at that moment would be an understatement — I was literally dumbfounded fr.

I mean, the guy is doing very well for himself. Judging by his WhatsApp statuses then, he lives in blocks of flats in a very posh area in Port Harcourt. He even told me that he's a software engineer abi something like and even asked me to learn programming. But I honestly told him that I have tried and didn't understand it, maybe because i no sabi maths at all

Abeg o.. I want to ask; na only me waka come this life so?


I have told my mum that 2026 will be the last I'll be living in her house permanently. By 2027, I'll know if God created me to come and be suffering in this wicked world until I dîe.

Since i was born, nobody have even dashed me money or something valuable. I even asked the family friend that lives abroad for a good laptop so I can learn video editing but she just cut the call. But i heard she sent her younger sis iphone 11 and sent her bro a mac book.


Who did I offend in this life?

Why don't I have siblings? Why am I the first born?

Is there really God or just a superstitious belief that the white men sold to us?

If there's God, why would he be happy watching me live in penury?



Everyday my mum will be comparing me with my childhood friend. She doesn't care that i have no brother, sister or helper.

Last December, a childhood friend came back with rx 350 full option.. I didn't even know it was him until he double-crossed me and wine(d) down his tinted glass. Chai, someone that just left for Ghana in late 2022.

Last December, another even came back from PH and took I and our other guy out to a fancy restaurant on the 28th. Our table was full with beer, chicken, meat, suya, shisha, hollandia, etc. But I only drank one bottle of Heineken (like 60%) because my head is light.

The shisha sef, na him com dey teach me how to inhale and exhale it because i no sabi am. It was my first time of eating or drinking outside.

In my mind, I wanted to tell him to please help 🙏 me with the money he wanted to spend one but I didn't know if it'd offend him , so I kept shut. In total, he must have spent anywhere from 90 to 150k that night

He even lodged for hotel for like three weeks before going back.


Why are things extremely difficult for me? Why are my own things always different compared to my peers?

Am I under a curse — generational curse perhaps??

No one owes you sh*t. And to begin with, where do you reside?

grandstar:
What efforts have you made?

This is the question I want to ask him too. Because a lot of people like him will say that and when you decide to help, you’ll be the one regretting at the end. I’m speaking from experience.

okomile:
Decision that he will regret in years to come

Continue to make your money

Education is also important
Best of luck

He will not regret it. You’re not God. Everyone time zone Dey different from another.

treesun:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6kIkxQpHJE



https://dailytrust.com/breaking-tinubu-stumbles-falls-in-turkey/?noamp=available


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8nGu66EFgI?si=beQBSEaLRc8WJKUs

Ṣìgidi (figurine) in coat😂Person wey don old and can dye at anytime still Dey plan for reelection😂