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Stephen0mozzy:
Ewoooh... You don catch me o. Chai, who go help me off the mouth o. Who go help me become stingy to a woman I love o.

Continue to dey write constitution give woman wey dey tell you "k" na.

When e reach your turn, dey dash money like to woman wey you meet online because you dey pluck your own money for tree bah. Na so you dey catch love for woman like a drop of hat? If she give me one word answer, is that your problem? Na your chat? Tell me you need her Facebook profile make I give you. She get big and succulent front ooo & a nice onion booty. Don’t be shy, tell me make I share am for you. This is she👇🏻

marlow1962:
Wtf did I just read
What kind of disgusting conversation is that?

Sorry, don’t take it to heart😂

untoldtruth:
I like people like you who get exactly what they go out looking for and then start acting shocked that you got what you went looking for.
If this conversation happened, we would have seen screenshots sha, but still, service you right! I hope it happens to you for real every time you go poking your fingers inside tortoise anus 😂

😂😂
It truly happens. I was just bored at home that afternoon after coming from work until I decided to check Facebook to see the latest distraction. It was her story on Facebook that I saw that I decided to chat her up, lol😂

ReacherSaidNoth:
I just had this exact experience recently, Nigerian girls are bottom of the barrel.

I’m telling you. More reasons why I keep avoiding broke girls.

ravensckar:
From this chat, I can bet my next month's salary that the OP is in his mid 20s and probably a student who still collects monthly allowance from home.

Which kind immature chatting be that one nau?

The lady in question didn't bill him because she needed it, she billed him to tell the NOVELIST to go suck a fart. He obviously bored her to death.

If a guy is chatting a lady and she's giving him monosyllabic answer, it's a sign of her lack of interest in him. If she wants to shut him up patapata, she will bill him. If he falls mugu, she collects and keeps collecting. If he doesn't fall mugu, he bounces off by himself. Either way, it's a win-win for the lady.

#Picks_tooth

Clap for yourself Mr-know-it-all. Yes, she is giving me monosyllabic answer yet later start explaining how she pay rent, get broke and the likes.

FYI, I won’t join issues with you. I only posted that to entertain you guys. By the way, I’ll be 38 this year unmarried, and running a business, a partnership with a friend where I’m the higher shareholder with seven branches, and some professional certifications added to my name. I have a house that I own and a personal car to myself. To cut the story short, we are not in the same league. GTFO!

thrillionaire:
Sure say no be one broke guy dey run that account?

It may be so sha. Another angle to this.

Astonmartin:
I believe it's a waste of time to text naija girls online cos 99% of them are materialistic and just waiting for the highest bidder(simple man)

You can imagine. Though I have some reasonable Nigerian girls I’ve met on Facebook and till now, we are still great friends. Even two have come to my place. Matured girls ooo. One is living in my state while the other, a far place. And there is nothing like money or whatever. They are working class girls. More reasons I keep telling guys to avoid broke, poor and lazy females. They have nothing to offer you, and they’re and ungrateful. We see their misdeeds flying around so it’s better to learn through observation and profit from other people’s experiences

meobizy:
Nigerian women are a huge waste of time. Chat with oyibos and see the world of difference.

I’m even planning of stepping up my game soon. Thanks for the reminder.

Hypnotise:
The way she take jump from conversation to billing in few steps suggest with a little money, you can be sliding in her real DM

You can imagine the audacity. But don’t forget that the way you start with a girl is the way you will continue, and end up with her. More reason why I don’t like to start what I can’t finish except I wanna catch cruise.

Solofresh2:
First of, she is putting in low energy in the chat.Her replies are short, which is a turn off for me
Secondly, you don't need to tell it to her face that, she is asking you for data being the first time you met her.You can actually give her false hope only to disappoint her later or don't reply to the messages at all
The fact that she blocked you first is what I don't like.You should be the one blocking her

I get you. Yet but not everyone can use your approach. And most time, I chat all these coded OS depending on my mood. And why don’t you like the fact that she block me. It’s her loss, not mine. Sharing the whole receipt of the conversation is for people to have a good laugh. I owe no woman any favour except she is a friend who has done something for me too.

Stephen0mozzy:
Thank you jare!!! Nine tubers of yam for you.
Baba just dey shalaye. Dey write poetry and essay.

Watch people's energy and gauge their level before trying to be a failed Williams Shakespeare.

When e reach your turn, write one word and two words as per se you sabi game too. We know your type. Na your type dey spend for woman after running mouth like tap water. I have people like you as friends when I dey for school back then.

SpencerForbes:
Na that lady Dey beg for #500 sub😂😂😂 But that’s usually how it goes—it starts small, then before you know it, she’s giving you fake love just to set up the next "billing." It’s an easy cycle to get stuck in. I hardly ever reach out to girls on social media anymore because I already know how the story ends. Sometimes I’ll message someone just to see if I’ve still "got it," but for the most part, I’ve just lost interest.

That’s it. Once a man start spending for a lady, he keeps on doing that before it’s too late. By the way, you can’t shy away from talking to ladies online. It depends on the situation. This one, I was just bored and decided to hit her up when I saw her Facebook stories.

Kingosytex:
Na ignorance and low self esteem dey make most men no too get sense. Even if you are still struggling and yet to find your feet, know your worth____understand that you are a man, understand that you call the shots.
She's not doing you any favour, if she agrees, you will still be the one spending your money. So why should a woman whine you?

I don’t get, what do you mean?

OKOATA:
First of all, when a lady writes you short messages, respond with short message. I don't reciprocate writing long messages in reply to short messages.

If you are texting with a girl and she responds casually with short messages that's a red flag.

You’re definitely right. Let’s say I was just bored using her to catch cruise and past time.

bolaayenimo:
Long overdue. Tinubu is a weakling. If not, Wike would have been sacked long ago

You think Tinubu is a weakling. You’re a jonze if you think that. Tinubu is a slow-poison, slippery as an eel. You need to rub your hand with salt to tame it. Tinubu is the one orchestrating all these.

Tinubu, a bad man with a bad strategy. All is see here is Tinubu handwriting, lol😂

This is true ooo. But wait? NAFDAC also a point. Yet there is no one million jobs in sight as the deceitful and devil APC party has promised.

naptu2:

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E go soon cast. Devilish party full of propaganda

Flangelo12:
Biting more than he can chew.

This might be the end.

Nothing concern me with this news, as long Trump is dragging Tinubu blokos, I’m okay. All hail Tinubu, the one time president (OTP).

Something is strange. I heard someone is back from the prison. You wanna know?

SixSeven:
It's funny how they all of a sudden are referring to you as SIR because of the giveaway but when there is nothing at stake, they can insult your father. This is a very interesting social experiment. I am watching.

Omo, the thing weak me die. Hunger dey for this country, lol. Nigerians and hypocrisy😂😂😂

ridwintin89:
Who no go no go know,some men talked the same thing,they have changed their ideology today.

Many men were raising a bastard without knowing.

I have seen a man that doesn't have any child out of all the four children.

This was someone that did not travel out because of love for his wife.

I don't tell anyone not to love their wife duly,but nobody should cry foul online when the truth later revealed.

You Dey mind am, make he dey yan dust for there. Defender of the universe, my wife, my life😂😂😂

Cum4me:
if marriage favour you you're lucky. I've seen married men facing hell because of no money to cater for family.

This guy you mention just dey respond like broken record. He’s an understanding man. Na their type dey wear rags and him pikin with wife Dey shine. He’s working in progress for his family😂

VeryWickedBro:
Attempted destiny swapping.
Yep

The dirty street urchin called Peller wanted to swap Speed's destiny with his. Speed could tell and completely ignored him - which is exactly how to shut destiny swappers down.






Watch from now on, how Peller will gradually fade into oblivion or even die depending on how severe the entity attached to him is.

It is sad.
Good night.

There is an element of truth in your write-up. I believe Peller wanted to use IShowSpeed shines via collaboration but the spiritual angle gives one to ponder about. Though, I understand the need to protect one’s energy, vibration but destiny swap?! I do watch this on film but the way you explain it is (I don’t know what to say).

Can you explain deeper?

mrvitalis:
This IPOB guys are really serious

Nigeria should just pray JD Vence or Ted Cruz don't take over from Trump... If they do then trust me IPOB would become much stronger


I still prefer a restructured Nigeria where all those who accept they are Igbos come under one federating unit

Or an Igbo only republic

If you study Nigeria as a country, you’ll discover it’s the thieves like the UK, Democrats in the US, France, and the elites in Nigeria are the ones supporting this unholy marriage in Nigeria. Republican as a party in US hates anything APC and Tinubu as a whole. Imagine Tinubu in bed with Chagoury, and frolicking with France at a time when other African countries are sending France away from their country. And some will tell him that kind of person wants to change Nigeria, lol. I won’t be surprised if Tinubu is a one-time president (OTP) and the last president before the whole thing collapse.

QuinQQ:
What's so funny about a soul saying he's deeply lonely. Some of you people have no heart. None!

Lol🤣🤣🤣

IBB007:
lol…baba don enter wahala…na wetin I dey fear pass for my life when I be bachelor be this…na every 20 minutes I go Dey check whether the babe still dey breathe…in fact I dey prefer babes wey dey snore

Lol😂

Light78:
More reason I don't like women visiting me. If e happen na you go carry am

Na to dey put CCTV for house now. I’m planning to install one in my house like this.