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Get Solite and forget battery issues.

This is a technical knock out (TKO).
Blessing has collapsed after round 2.
Gbam, Bob risky ti take over!

I no longer have the number as it was 2yrs ago he did the repair, i am also out of the area.
Why getting car scanner from Jumia when Gazzuzz and some couple of other guys here can deliver it to your address within 24hrs at a cheaper rate?
Or are you buying the more advance one that can scan abs? I suggest you cancel your order on Jumia if it is pay on delivery.

Grupo:
I'm in Abakaliki town.

This may sound incredible, most of the kazeem (in that same mechanic site you described) I asked didn't know what a scanner was.

Please, are you still in the town or do you have the number of the kazeem that has the scanner? Or how can you direct me to him?

The scanner I ordered will arrive between 5th and 9th of next month according to Jumia. That's a long waiting time.

I guess you are not in Abakaliki town, as I once diagnosed F250 with a kazeem that has scanner in the Abakaliki mechanic site situated before the Rice market, and was able to fix the Ford using YouTube videos to guide the Kazeem that handled it there.
Since you have ordered for a scanner, it worth to wait.

Grupo:
Ebonyi state.

More info or just to buttress what I have said.

This happens after the car has sat for a while. The car will start well, drive well. Then after 3 or 4 minutes, the engine starts jerking.

It will return to normal after a minute. Then this won't happen again.

When I leave work in the afternoon or evening, it will repeat again after I have driven for 3 or 4 minutes and stop after a minute. Won't happen again and car will drive well afterwards.

Mechs here are very confused and I have rightly not allowed them tamper with anything.

SCAM ALERT SCAM ALERT(WHY "YOU" GET SCAMMED)

I saw a chat of someone who got scammed by a fraudster who used my name and picture to create a fake social media page.

As usual the scammer sends you a friend request, you accept and he begins with: "child of God I don't know you but as I was praying for you God showed me bla bla bla". It will end with asking you to sow seed to an orphanage so that God will release your miracle.

This particular victim paid 100k and the "man of devil" chatted him again to say it's not enough and this dude was negotiating with the idiot to pay more�����

I just don't understand how we just use our own hands to kill ourselves, I don't know who to be angrier at, the willing victim or the thief!

Anyways, here are few reasons why people get scammed in the name of God:

1. FOOLISHNESS: Mt 10:16 says be wise like the serpent and innocent as dove. It's foolishness to even interact with someone who says " I don't know you" and yet asks you to do something.

2. IMPULSIVENESS: When you are impulsive you act before you think. If a known minister of God suddenly appears on your page and asks you to sow seed, ask questions, get his official contact and don't take any action until you have exhausted all avenues of inquiry.

3. GULLIBILITY: Some of us confuse faith with gullibility and indiscretion. Some christians suffer brain seizure and suspension once they hear "God says" or "miracle for you". When you are too quick to believe anything promised you as miracle without taking a critical look you are in for it. Don't be afraid to question what you hear, God is not petty to punish you for your honest reluctance to believe anything before certitude.

4. TRANSACTIONAL GOSPEL: All those scammed in the name of miracles are believers in a TRANSACTIONAL god. A TRANSACTIONAL god is one who asks you for tithe, seed, donation or offering before he will bless, protect or prosper you. This dangerous gospel is all over the place and many have swallowed it. I want to tell you that the true God doesn't ask you for anything material before He does anything good for you. Stop getting scammed by both social media and pulpit fraudsters. God didn't ask Abraham to sow seeds before Making him rich. Get some sense please.

5. DESPERATION: Desperate people see every proposal, no matter how ridiculous, as solution.

If anyone gets a message with my name or picture asking you to do anything, call, text or WhatsApp this number: 09152196333.

Help me share this in all platforms. Bless you

Obaseki is more concern about rate of deforestation than rate of killings by herdsmen in his state.
Confused man.

Lori Iro, iro po!

contigiency:
https://thenationonlineng.net/for-remaining-at-monguno-hospital-despite-boko-haram-zulum-approves-n13-9m-car-for-yoruba-doctor/

Zulum may just have handed him his death certificate, he will be the major target of the book haram now.

With Fulani herdsmen rampaging the land, is there rest anywhere in Oyo state?

I think BERACHAN AUTOCARE is your best plug,
He waybilled mine to me in Edo state within 24 hours, even though I later found out the shocks in my highlander that i thought was bad only had only stabilizer linkages issue, So I kept them in store for later use.
Double check to be sure its shocks issue your car has & contact him if you need original kyb.
08158865642

jennann:
Pls, someone should help me out here

Then think say we be mumu like Bubu.

Judicible:
Freeze has to be careful in order not to lay course upon himself. But what I keep wondering is why won't freeze listen to the full message before coming up to attack men of God.

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Pastors cheat eaters slighted.

thonyman:
Boss, please kindly clarify me on this, you mean I should change the fuel pump or the whole complete assembly(pump, strainer, pressure regulator) as shown in the pics sent?

@Gazzuzz, please kindly help me on my question, I don't want to make mistake with kazeem here to avoid double spending.

GAZZUZZ:
Replace fuel pump assy

Boss, please kindly clarify me on this, you mean the fuel pump or the whole complete assembly(pump, strainer, pressure regulator) as shown in the pics sent?

Car gurus, kindly advise,
My Toyota Highlander 2006 suddenly looses power to accelerate optimally after 4hours trip with check engine light turning now on after the 4hours drive but goes off when cool, it drives smoothly on short trip within the town for some weeks now, the loss of acceleration only happens anytime I go on long trip exceeding 4hours drive, this started of recent, also check engine light is now permanently showing.
So I purchased a scanner & got below code, i cleared the code but i know this won't resolve the catalyst issue.
Please kindly advise.
Cc Gazzuzz et al.

XshegzzyeeiX:
Won!!!
Tomorrow's game to be posted before 11:00AM.

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Thanks

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Non of above dead lifts is close to 80kg.
Seems most of you praising her don't even know what 80kg dead lifting looks like.
Only a gym bunny will understand my point.

Bruno, the only man saving Soljskar job .

Alfred74:
Mutumina,no waste your time ontop this goro chewing, burukutu drinking mairuwa. Him don use the best days of him life drink ogogoro so te sense elude am.

Most of Gazzuzz competitors turned to Baba40 apologist on this case, they will push Baba40 close to harming himself before he realise he is being used.

Kingdemu:
You're a fool. What stopped you from taking it back within the 3 month grace period ab initio? And for someone who stays 15mins away from Gazzuzz workshop you mean to tell me 24hrs is not enough for you to drive your damn car to the workshop for Gazzuzz to remove his engine?

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24 hours to drop engine is a lengthy period, most Kazeem with 2 to 3 boys will do it in few hours.
Also, if engine got to Gazzuzz workshop few hours after the 24hours expiration, he would have still accepted it.
Baba40 need deliverance, its obvious village people are not ready to free him yet.

Many of us told Baba40 same thing here, he got the best deal available in Nigeria, but I feel he still has scores to settle with his village people.
Let them continue the battle since that's what he chooses, later he will realise Gazzuzz no be only Gmachine, he is also an internet troll-machine if called out wrongly, I pray Gazzuzz don't provoke him to hurt himself.

laluski:
My brother infact I tire for this matta.
My brother in-law(a top military officer) stationed at maiduguri wanted to purchase an engine for one of their vehicles, he told me and my wife and I contacted my childhood friend( a kazeem mechanic oga with years of experience) to go down with us.long story short,we bought engine over 500k waybilled it with over 80k to maiduguri.engine reach dia, the mechanic dia say engine no good.i wan piss for pant cos I see over 100k for that deal.las Las , inlaw flew to lagos.ladipi boys no fear army o.dem say bring back engine, add money collect another one.at the end, he just bought parts that were bad and went back, engine still no good...after months he sent the engine back in anger.i sold that engine to aboki condem iron for 15k.
Won't it have been better to just get someone like Gazzuzz to just do the wahala including waybilling...if na 20k I see shei e no good? My inlaw is not speaking to me again..na because I be inlaw him no vex carry go guard room.

laluski:
But Gazzuzz is right in all ramifications..Ladipo boys warranty last just a week.if someone now gives you a FULL 3 MONTHS WARRANTY, that person is the 13th biblical disciple ....not only that, the Toyota guy came some days after the 3 months grace and was TOLD TO COME COLLECT HIS MONEY but DIDN'T SHOW UP...my question is why didn't he go and collect his money...if my wife hear this one, as an IJEBU woman, na only Gazzuzz she go dey deal with
Gazuzz is not Superman that has eye x-ray scanners to know which engine is good or perfect.it can happen to anyone...and it's obvious he's been getting good ones so far.even new products have defects not to talk of used products. If ladipo can't give u guarantee over an engine why should the auto technician give u that guarantee?when u know he's not the one who produced the engine.not to talk of a whopping 3 months money back guarantee
The guy knew he had 3 months grace, why didn't he go back then ....that's my issue with this whole drama

You are right, I feel Baba40 was a trap sponsored by opposition to blackmail Gazzuzz. I am even shocked to see 3 month warranty, I have never come across such in my long history of transactions with many technicians on cars and trucks repair.
Baba40 claimed 400k loss, Gazzuzz quoted engine cost at 200+, is Baba40 still claiming loss for radiator and other things fixed? Haba, only engine failed, others must be working fine.
I feel he would have only lost workmanship & service oil cost if he had returned the engine, more over he must have made some gains in the ehailing business the car was engaged in the 3 months period.

Anyways, I am enjoying the auto diss tracks, since Vector and MI has decided to settle their long rift, making rap battle boring, also Davido is now an ally of Wizkid, so Gazzuzz and Baba40 should please keep us entertained jare.

I am loving all this auto diss tracks. Its getting interesting, although it won't stop us from patronizing Gazzuzz as we always do.
Please, what's the score now?
Baba40, reinforce and come back!

Baba40:
You are beginning to admit that you are a FAILURE and guess what? Asise lo mu obuko ba iya re sun. It just begun!

With all the arrogance, insult, trauma and lies you went ahead to buy me a bad engine cos you want to maximize profit.

My zero car knowledge should be your headache cos I paid you... That's the reason I paid you.

Gazzuzz think... I think the spell is catching up very first the reason you lost your reasoning ability. I'm glad!

Having followed and read through all pages on different threads you opened for this same issue, I am begining to feel Baba40 is being sponsored by opposition, (in Lai Muhammed voice).
We all have our experiences about business that went south, its part of growth, don't feel yours was the worst , count your losses and move on, don't be a "blackface".
I have done transaction with Gazzuzz and I don't see him as a scammer the way you are trying to demarket him here.
You got a golden offer to return engine, but missed it, haba, my close friend once bought an SUV that knocked engine 6days after purchase, not a penny was refunded by the dealer up till today.
Please, you either stop this attack or forward your case to a competent court of law.

Always connect the plug from your brain next time you want to post on social media.
You may remove it when talking to fellow cows like you.

GOATandYAMtheory:
I only pity the innocent ones joining this protest cos they found others doing it. As we know, Nigeria is a country where many do things because they want to be a part of the trend.

So many are on this forum praising the protesters and even encouraging people to kill SARS while they themselves are at home hiding.

Of all the things bedeviling this country, why should #endsars be of high priority if not that some professional fraudsters are behind this?

Oil and Bosch oil filter waybill package received in Auchi, Edo state in less than 24hours after making payment.
Thanks for prompt excellent service.

Haba, wetin you wan make he do Tony Kabaka again after taking revenue collection from him and destroyed his multimillion naira hotel.

Dyke15:
My own be say i go get personal beef wit ObaGoal if him no deal wit dat useless Tony Kabaka

No, with my experience I will say Toyota cars tolerate abuses more than other brands. Since he is going for Naija used, its advisable to go for Toyota.

valarinz:
For discussion sake, so you're saying that every person driving other brands of car (not Toyota) are always facing expensive repairs and buying engine and transmission upandan.....

Alternatively, once you run into the welcoming hands of sweet, darling Toyota, then you're immune, expensive repairs or engine/transmission replacement will never happen?

No, you can get other brands, newer models with your 800k, most will be recommended by the people your village witches will use.
If you know the 800k is your hard earned saved fund, stick to older Toyota Camry in prinstine state, but if you know you have steady flow of funds to dabble in to handle expensive repairs like changing engine or transmission, go for the newer models/brands you are interested in.
However, you have a saving grace if you are in Lagos/close to Lag, ensure Gazzuzz handle inspection before purchase especially if you are buying newer model of 2005 & above that is not Toyota.
He is the only Oracle I trust to protect you from village people who may plan to use the car as lemon for you.
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When your eye go clear ooo, telly-person, den no dey telly person eee
2x

Divinehenrich:
So is it only Camry 2001 (naija used)that one will get @ 800k

No, you can get other brands, newer models with your 800k, most will be recommended by the people your village witches will use.
If you know the 800k is your hard earned saved fund, stick to older Toyota Camry in prinstine state, but if you know you have steady flow of funds to dabble in to handle expensive repairs like changing engine or transmission, go for the newer models/brands you are interested in.
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When your eye go clear ooo, telly-person, den no dey telly person eee
2x

Divinehenrich:
So is it only Camry 2001 (naija used)that one will get @ 800k