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This is what the APC broom does...

Have any of you seen a hard broom in first world countries?

See how much the broom is sold on ebay due to its scarcity from functional redundancy.

What is the aspiration of the APC outside Advancing Poverty Completely

(kai! Them say na Vintage! )


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RIP

After the elections we will now settle down and address the rank mediocrity in Nigeria and flagrant abuse of health and safety regulations.

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This happened across Nigeria based on data from INEC

Some of this data has since been deleted from their website.

There is now wide scale discrepancy between the figures announced and that which INEC had.

Lagos was won by PDP but 300 thousand plus votes possibly made by users with multiple malfunctioning PVCs were suddenly introduced into the results.


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We are WELL aware now

Nigerian voter data 'statistically impossible', analysis shows

Voter registration documents seen by Guardian on eve of election raise fears of mass rigging

Ruth Maclean and Eromo Egbejule in Abuja

Fri 15 Feb 2019 13.13 GMT Last modified on Fri 15 Feb 2019 14.10 GMT
The number of new voters registered in Nigeria since January 2018 has increased by almost exactly the same percentage in each of its states, according to documents seen and analysed by the Guardian, raising fears that the results of Saturday’s presidential election could be open to mass rigging.

Voters in Africa’s biggest country by population will choose between the incumbent Muhammadu Buhari, his main rival Atiku Abubakar, and more than 70 other candidates.

Since the last presidential election in 2015, many more people have become eligible to vote, and many others have registered to take part in the polls for the first time. About 10 million new voters signed up between January 2018 and early 2019 – according to data released by the electoral commission (INEC) – twice the number that signed up in the first nine months of registration, between April 2017 and January 2018.


But analysis of the data for each of the country’s 36 states and its capital shows that INEC has increased the number of new registered votersby almost exactly the same percentage across all states. The correlation is a statistical impossibility and does not reflect Nigeria’s demographic changes, according to data analysts working with the Guardian. Additional data seen by the Guardian also shows irregularities in registration for the 2015 election, until now considered to have been free and fair.

On average, voter registration in each state increased by 2.2% between April 2017 and January 2018, and by 7.7% for the whole registration period ahead of Saturday’s election.

Plotted on a scatter line graph, there is a 0.99 correlation across all the states, without a single outlier. According to three separate data analysts, the parity cannot be a coincidence. “Only God works that closely,” one analyst said. If some of the new voters registered are fake it would imply meddling at the electoral commission, though it is unclear whether it would be the ruling party or the opposition that would stand to benefit.

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Saturday’s election is seen as a referendum on Buhari’s first term, which has been marred by his prolonged absence due to illness, a weak economy, and the government’s failure to effectively tackle corruption and insecurity.


A faction of Boko Haram attacked a state governor’s convoy on Tuesday, killing four people and stealing vehicles; on the same day, 15 people were crushed to death at a ruling party rally in eastern Port Harcourt. On Thursday, 14 sacks of ballot papers were intercepted in Kano state – though police said they were merely “specimen” papers to educate voters.

There have also been reports that the privacy of citizens may have been compromised after INEC and the Nigerian communications commission allegedly allowed the ruling party to access personal data.

The 2015 election in which Buhari came to power was widely held to be free and fair. However, an analysis of separate figures shows that manipulation may have happened in favour of Buhari’s party, which was running in opposition to Goodluck Jonathan’s People’s Democratic party.

A clue may have been dropped last July when the INEC, perhaps inadvertently, publicly referenced a different set of results to the one on which Buhari’s victory was based.

Both documents showed 29.4 million votes were cast. But according to the original results, 31.7 million accredited voters participated in the election, whereas in the second set of results that figure dropped to 23.6 million.

A supporter of Atiku Abubakar at an election rally in Yola, Nigeria
A supporter of Atiku Abubakar at an election rally in Yola, Nigeria. Photograph: Sunday Alamba/AP
The discrepancy suggests an additional 6 million accredited voters, far more than the APC’s winning margin - as per the original result set - of 2.6 million votes.

Smart-card readers were used for the first time in 2015 and the second set of results was released in response to widespread criticism after the new technology malfunctioned, forcing millions of voters including Jonathan to use the manual process. The second result set appears to have disappeared from INEC’s website two months ago, along with all others relating to the 2015 poll.


There is frequently rigging in Nigerian elections, and it is not usually limited to whichever side happens to be in power at the time. Powerful politicians move fluidly between the two main parties, taking support and rigging mechanisms with them.

Buhari’s party chief may have revealed the truth with a slip of the tongue at a press conference in September.

“For democracy to flourish, only people who can accept the pain of rigging – sorry, defeat – should participate in an election,” said Adams Oshiomhole.

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2019/feb/15/revealed-nigerian-voter-data-is-statistically-impossible?CMP=share_btn_tw&__twitter_impression=true

One word:

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We don know teytey say na lie!

Enough of the lies, deceit and propaganda.

APC are behaving like thieves and impostors spending more time and effort lieing about their 'accomplishments' and their opponent's alleged corruption while abandoning governance distributing prime jobs to their kids and enriching themselves.


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Okay

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Mos' definitely

We will be watching. Thanks for the NROL-XX!



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Okay

GBAM

Toh...

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Read through the chronology of ACTIONS.

It's not by accident the railways currently being 'commissioned' were initiated and paid for by the PDP which is why...


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Okay

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#Okay

#NoProblem

#PMBComeAndBeGoing

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Not Campaigning #JustSaying


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Sad...

You remember that woman who contested with another over a live baby cos one of the two babies was dead?

She didn't mind if the live baby (which she claimed was hers) was killed as long as no one would have it.





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The crash is symptomatic of the rank ineptitude that Nigeria has become under the APC.


Decades of Science and acquired technical wisdom says one thing. The APC jettisons this and says another.

A helicopter was NEVER meant to land on such a surface in such an environment!

It was and still is a Health and Safety hazard of gargantuan proportions!

In an effort to campaign they jettisoned good sense at the risk of their own lives!

"Are they well at all?"

A fine analogy is the fact that the Vice President a man of supposed high standing in the legal profession as well as a man of the cloth has become the embodiment and personification of massive illegality and pedestrian vote buying while ignoring Savage incursions and attacks on our democracy by yhe President he serves. Both of whom swore to uphold the Nigerian constitution.


Disheartening.


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Mynd44:
Whether this report is false or true no one early knows but the alleged authors have denied it.
The PDP has also denied it.

But them again, do Nigerians and the public deserve to see the document that was denied? I think the answer to that is yes.

The title of this thread has been edited to show that it is an "alleged" Ballard report that the PDP has denied.

Yes, the insertion of alleged provides a 'legal shield' from personal liability in several jurisdictions.

Whether it will suffice in the long run is another thing entirely.

Cheers

Seun I believe you are willing to stand by the information in this thread. If not I will kindly advise that you have this deleted immediately.

Cc Lalsticlala, deomelo, Mynd44, naptu2

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Ashay Buhari need campaign for him own town


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https://twitter.com/APCNigeria/status/1095628607442112513?s=19

So the verified APC handle @APCNigeria tweets this image and refers to President Buhari as no less than Former President...

Lol

Tinubu says

4 + 0

For Buhari

Oya APC guys and girls debunk dis photo

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So sad the depths to which these lads and ladies dehumanise and debase themselves with lies and falsehood.

The signature was copy paste and the pixel artefacts and noise were still present.

Meanwhile the grammar na Naija blend


"I hereby forward..." naija
"conducted for us..." syntax error
"that the reason is that..." naija
"more than 2 states per zone" naija
"... because of overconfidence..." naija
"... all possible urgent steps" heavy naija
"as far back as..."

Even if una never travel interact with oyinbo, (no worry when PDP win una go see chance travel as visitor) una suppose dey watch oyinbo feem dey listen na!!

Kindly ensure that your next attempt is infused with a firmer degree of authenticity.

Kind Regards


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PS. I wonder at what point it will become ironically obvious to the APC and its minions that if they had only put in half as much effort they put in lies into actual work. They'd almost win. (almost because there's only so far lies and deception can take you)

GBAM

This is self indicting

Fake News

three:
Fake News,

Mr Bollard writes in fluent Naija English ba?

Du-uh

There's a reason why million dollar highly complicated machinery like a helicopter is made to take off and land on helipads or other controlled environments.

Clerverly:


E pain am

I would have loved to say this desperation is beneath you guys....

But truth is it isn't

You are what you are

Fake News,

Mr Bollard writes in fluent Naija English ba?