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dat guy wer hold cap 4 hand be like say dy dog him kill 2 eat dy come remove am 4rm him mawt 2 carry am go shw panel but if nt 4 dy whites i doubt if civilization 4 even enter here

biafran on the loose

these are dy faces in white nd looking like thugs causing all dy problems in naija politicians

oh NAIRALANDERS wetin be endtime lion endtime dat abeg make una no kill me with laff

bush baby is a little animal dat dnt cry but makes a sound like dat of a baby so dy myth around it lies

jinn also lies dts an acient story 4rm dy East in which dy tell children

madam koi koi lies

and to conclude everything thank God 4 white men intense research abt animals nd another things cs i doubt if Africans will could ever had good sense

viickerz:
That bush baby is called egbere in yoruba land.
Legend has it that, the egbere has a mat that it carries around, this mat is belived to have mystical powers, It is also belived that anybody that steals the mat from the egbere will have to endure the crying. This means that the egbere[/b]will stay by the window side of the person every night, crying and begging the person to return its mat.. If such a person can endure the crying for some weeks, the [b]egbere will leave the person.. Afterwards, such a person will get stinkingly rich.

There are plenty of other yoruba myths, i will be back with more.

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There are also allegations of Bush rats having mystical powers. Bush rats are called okete (im not sure if i got the spelling).

guy u finish me with laugh BUSH RAT with mystical powers lolololollolololololololol in other news our ancestors re dy

There has been different stories of Bush Rats[/b]having the ability to turn into human beings on market days and go to the market and buy food..

There are also some hunters that have allegedly seen these bush rats in the jungle at night, walking with their two hind legs and carrying stuffs like yams, fruits, etc on their heads and walking like human beings.
Now, i can attest to this coz, i once went hunting with my friends in my village before and when we were trying to fish a [b]bush rat out of its hole, we found ingridents like maggi, onion e.t.c inside its hole.. (we ran for our lives )


My dad also told me once that if you wash a mortar, and you use the water from it to wash your face, then proceed to any market spuare, you will have the ability to see ghosts and different demons in form of human beings that come and buy food..(i have not tried this oo)

guy u finish me with laugh loooooooooooooooooooooooooool BUSH RAT with mystical powers imagine dat nonsense,in other news our ancestors re dy cause of our present troubles complete illiterates

osho baba dn develop new disease called 'IWEALABUM' any tym he insult her she dy always get awards legacy of a good job nd nt dy ones blaming ur enemies at every turn

so dy person wer steal mere 15k dy go hang am y our judiciary dy giv dy poor heartbreak nd imagine dy man 2 spend his term concurrently nd mumu re shouting baba is working

bettercreature:
PDP was in power for the past 16yrs stop mentioning APC members

is it nt APC saints 4rm PDP dat makes up dy big boiz in APC

agabusta:
When one has serious issues with his personal finance, growth and development, the person does not just sit at home lamenting and hoping things will change on its own.

That is a very idiotic and lazy approach.

One has to go out! One has to step out of one's shell. One has to make new friends and build new alliances.

One cannot build investment relationship on the phone or through the internet. It has to be a one on one thing.

These trips are not vacation trips. It is maybe u have not been doing long air travel that u don't know how tiring it can be.

It will even be more stressful for him because of his age.

He is trying all he can to ensure we get maximum advantage from our relationship with other foreign countries.

Quit your individualism approach to breaking through. Those who make it exceedingly always do so through smart networking.

shut up nd i mean shut up nd get sense over there hw many president have visited him or is it dat other president dnt ve enormous problem like naija

orobs93:
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another e-rat u re so deluded with common sense so wat as his travelling got to do with dy nation or he is driving investors away with kwaruption rant i hope 2 hear same news in south africa

no wonder as old as he is he still gets 2 wipe his wives very hard with all dis exercise in other news our flying bird president dn enta south africa 2 sing corruption again

so no APC members re indicted also with their underground politics shouting in the day nd drink blood together at nyt

sagay u have finally woken up 4rm bubu body language slumber,y re u talking nw or is it bcus ur President Buhari president is travelling out y will DSS remove their boss 4rm his house even wen dy house was allocated 2 him by government is dat nt dy provision empowering their boss nd y re former bosses nt ejected 4rm their house too,APC have been abusing court orders eva since dat bastard entered aso rock anyway APC re losers

olatade:
If jonathan and his minions had been allowed another term in office,nigeria would have been looted out of the world map by now.PMB is trying,let's pray for him

so ur junketting PMB wat is he doing 2 save dy economy as investors have all ran away or u will still blame GEJ after 7 months in office my guy get brain,buhari na total failure na only him be President,wer former government loot funds wer dy world must knw,instead dy re all running away stock market dn crash but dy bastard is flying round dy world competing with beds of the sky

ademega:
this one is strong oh

sometimes I like this osobaba, he tells the truth which is a bitter pill. he doesn't even hide anything for others to say.
as for me the zombi he has said it all.

wailers do u have any other funny thing to say as your usual practice?

so is dis y ur OSHOBABA cannot build new roads in EDO after spending 7 years always blaming opposition in everything,hope ur diarrhoea mawt governor will shw wat he did in edo after 8yrs

season of fines in other 2 meet their 8trillion naira budget APC is a national scam

dats hw dy kill people nd still blame bad roads hope dy guy neva cut electricity wires ooo

ur number 6 wicked oooo,better to be natural or come looking like zombie

seun if na to ban u go quick ban y allow such nonsense 2 be OP so wat as dy tea got 2 do with Nigerians abegi stop puttting such please cs i hope he continues drinking his tea 4 dy next 10years oooo we all saw dy rise of BOW WOW turn to rags

who is he waving too cs i think he dnt knw dat dy security chief wish dy can just plan a coup nd sack him out,so heavily clueless he waves 2 knw one yet no one returns dy waving but dy truth is dat dy will wish something bad happen 2 him cs i trust my dear country

if na dis type of OP na girls dy 1st comment but y dy gal no start 4rm dy very 1st comment upload cs dy truth is hidden somewer but some guys still possess 2go sense oo anyway carry am go

Blizzy9ja:
Wow!... She just trying to be re-virginated. Don't ask me where I got that from

u get mawt ooooo with ur revirginated

aregbe rascal go dy dance shoki oooo our governors na God go punish dem cs all dy loans dy collect wat re dy using it for nd y cnt dy stop dy security votes being given 2 dem na dy crumbs wer workers dy manage on wer dem dy chop

this is wat i hate with dis country always not serious even dy security men will be laughing too y cnt dy just keep their dirty face down nd be serious

gretblue:
Wake up dude.PDP ain't ruthless when they were in control of power.its now that they are minority that they will ruthless to Apc.

guy i said if PDP comes bck 2 power dts wen dy will be ruthless oooooooo

hahahhahhahhahha it's only for dy vulnerables so if i may ask who re dy vulnerable lamenters come nd waith till ur party pays u 5k allawee ftc

cktheluckyman:
Enough of these infantile threats!! While the burning of the mosque is condemable these threats are becomming annoying!! Churches have been burnt and southerners killed in the north before and heavens did not fall.

The east is presently charged up and any killing of igbos anywhere in the north will be met with vicious reprisals and will lead to unctrollable violence across the entire northern and eastern region.!!! No one has a monopoly of violence!! It is only a tree that won't fight back if it is been cut down.

so mumu is dat y ur Biafra is burning mosques y always start up trouble cnt u guys protest without issues i pity dy igbos u guys will be killed cs ur foolish leaders greed as una poor so can u shw me one big man pikin dts with u pple protesting

APC re still confuse on hw 2 rule but may PDP nt come bck in 2019 in which dy will surely cs dis tym around dy real PDP will be ruthless with APC tyrants

lest i 4get hw abt borno state governor where are all the mny given 2 him 2 fight terrorist cs it looks as if he is nt even included in anythin cs he must also account for them or he will sayhe buys food 4 IDP,almajiris,nd but APCs for army