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izaray:
Op tell us d smell of d one you have been digging Or are you a virgin

mosho2good:
I Can't laugh alone jare, oya join me.
My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to
wait for God's time but he refused, So I left him.
He went inside his house with the native doctor,
so after the native doctor finished doing his
enchantment, he told my neighbor that the
sickness is incurable but can be transferred to
another person and my neighbour greedily agreed.
The native doctor then told my neighbour that the
1st person that will enter his house, he should
shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the
person and the person will die, except d person
reply with retaarh to backfire. my neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour
and kept his door open waiting for the first victim
that will pass through that door. The native
doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect
his money and decided to go back and collect it.
Immediately the native doctor entered, my
neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor
shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted
again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied
“retartartarh".
This noise started since yesterday morning and
up till now they are both shouting “rerererererere
rererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...
Who will stop and die for who?

Robi65:
So I'm in a relationship .. but there is this dude that keeps ringing in my head like I'm heavily crushing on him .. I've decided to take his d!kc at least once so I can have a peaceful mind. You may call me slut but I've tried to do without this but I seem to be locked down on my crushing..

vickzdvipe:
Someone said even if boko haram bombs Skales, he no go still blow.

Earthquake1:
Boring

HungerBAD:
Laughing.

It never pays to be a criminal.

I am starting to suspect these Bayelsa people are all graduates of the O.A.U Ife( Awo boys), as those guys should be in the Guinness books records for the way they beat offenders up.

Or how do you explain the way that guy face looks like he was kissed by Domitilla,and the other one straight out fainted by slaps?

ipledge10:
I have Nikon D7200 with nikkor 55-200mm and 35mm 1.8 lenses.. I still suck

My focus is taking pictures of aspiring models

OneCorner:
afonjas are too local. imagine him wearing agbada
even d last one i visited in owerri, d father dressed in a sleek suite and that's what i call sophistication.

BMCSlayer:
This story is for all my guys in the struggle. Read and learn


Two good friends, an elephant and a mouse, were walking through the jungles of Africa. Both minding their own business going down the path.

The elephant trips and falls into a huge hole and starts screaming, "Save me, save me!"

The mouse says, "Wtf do you expect me... Wait, wait... I got an idea."

The mouse runs home, goes into his garage and gets out his Mercedes Benz. He then drives to the hardware store, buys some rope and puts the rope in the back of Mercedes Benz.

The mouse drives back to the hole shouts down to the elephant, "Listen, I'm gonna tie this end of the rope to the back of my Mercedes Benz, and you tie the other end to your snout. So that way when we pull out, you'll be saved."

The plan worked.

A couple of days later, the elephant and the mouse were walking through the jungles of Africa again. Still minding their own business going down the path.

This time, the mouse trips and falls into the same hole and screams, "Save me, save me!"

The elephant whips out his dick, drops it in the hole and tells the mouse, "Run up my dick, and you'll be saved." ...and of course the plan worked.

...and do you know what the moral of this story is?

If you got a big dick, you don't need a Mercedes Benz

wunmi2odun:
One day, the world will list my name as one of the world’s richest man. Noted this!