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Ombudsman1:
THIS TOYOTA COROLLA. SUCH A BORING VEHICLE. EVEN THE GEAR LEVER LOOKS LIKE SWITCHING FROM NEPA TO GENERATOR

Glithronix:
Boss, hope no be me wey come carry the stuff you saw.
I showed up with a gold big daddy and both my front and back bumpers dey even scratch the road as I was leaving.
You come shout, wéré-wéré crazy driver! On top my head. abi?

But seriously, all this wey you talk no go enter some drivers ears at all. Even if na 10bags of cement, some go still carry am with mumu fare price.

Like today, I dropped a girl at unilag, as I was driving to go position myself, na so orders popped up and I picked one, the passenger accepted me and I arrived at her PUP. I called her and she said she was coming; I waited for over 20mins, she no come. For my mind, I have concluded I will cancel her ride, but I want stress her small.
As she came out, she asked me to drive front a bit, as I drove towards her, come see load; bags and cloths. I just dey laugh say well done.
I allowed her put all her belongings inside boot and back seat, whereas, I already cancelled her ride while she was doing that with one girl helping her.
When she was done, she begged make I give am 2 mins say she wanted to take her room key, I no talk. She spent another 10mins, as she came out to enter car say she don ready, I asked her to pack all her loads out, that I have another order waiting for me.
She and her helper were surprised. I just dey look both of them.
Dem pack all those things out and I just shut my boot and door, they didn't expect such attitude, from their faces, you would clearly read it.
I just zoomed off go position for Abule Ijesha road.
Wetin vex me gangan na that delay. She come get plenty loads join am. I was just laughing.
Much respect, boss.

Dailyparrot:
I have to create this thread after reading through the topic on front page asking for jobs/professions that will make you not to marry someone.

So, I'm talking to this Unizik student that's studying medical radiography. Everything was going well. She even told me that she has told her mother about me and all. We met on Facebook and she's already asking to see me in person.

Until the day she found out that I use my car for Uber/Bolt business, everything changed. This girl stopped talking to me.

She has never been to Lagos and does not know how Uber works. She was asking how much I earn in a day, and that hope the Uber is not like their normal school cab that charge 100 naira per person, bla bla bla.

Well, I just don't want to let her know my net worth. I don't do Uber full time. I work on Fiverr and because sales dropped there, I decided to use Uber to make up for the income. I also do academic research for foreign students. Etc. I am into a lot of stuffs that fetch me nothing less than 400k a month so I don't think I should be regarded poor.

My house in the East is at roofing level. I am almost completing the payment of 4.5 million for a land I'm purchasing at Mowe, I own my car plus another Sienna I bought when Fiverr was booming.

I have a masters degree. So, should a girl reject me because I use my car to drive on Uber?

I am just laughing at her ignorance. The other time, we were talking and I jokingly asked her why she's putting on make up, and she was like, so she can find better suitors.

I thence assume I am not a better suitor because to her, I'm poor. This is someone earning 8k per month in the school that she was teaching during ASUU strike.

I wonder why women are impatient when it comes to taking decisions and that's why most of them regret later.

I am supposing being a medical student makes this girl think she deserves someone better than just a cab driver.

LOL.

Jeon:


Nigerian miners taught them.

onomeabuja:
How about d steering

Emmy000seun:
This one is called Corolla Altis..its Japan brand of corolla..not too much differentfrom the othe other one..but some comes with luxury type of interior..

fineboynl:
I think I will leave the car because I detect lie from him.

First I ask him if he own the car or he is selling for someone he said he own the car. But when I check his account I saw a number of car ads listing he posted. Red flag then When I ask about the AC he need it need gas. But when I check the engine compartment the condenser is missing. It seems both the condenser and the pipes where uprooted.

Also he claim it's tokunbo engine and gear that's inside. When I ask when was that he said last year. He claim the car can go anywhere. I checked on the plate number but it said not assigned to any car.

Not convinced enough to travel as I don't have anyone to help me inspect it.

Nigerians only sell their bad cars. Except on a rare condition that is distress sale.

fineboynl:
enugu. This 407 is in kogi

fineboynl:
getting a Peugeot mechanic in another state is hard oh. And getting a Peugeot in my current state is too pricey and not much. I might end up getting this one. But getting a mechanic I don't think it's easy oh

fineboynl:
umm. But the 407 is bigger and longer. Although I like the 307. I have an offer of the 407 SW. The location is too far for inspection. That what's holding me.

fineboynl:
have you seen the 407? I really dislike the 206 for it smallness. If you see the 407 to buy would you consider it?

fineboynl:
2005 is not bad too.

I would like the automatic. If I can find it

fineboynl:
what year model the one you test?

fineboynl:
same here. The car is too urgly. The Peugeot is more cute and look more modern.

Benki003:
The sport in this Corolla don commot na only Corolla remain

VeryWickedSimp:
Nice Honda steering wheel. The ball joint nko?

Omihanifa:
Nah wa them for just kuku put wings for the car nah