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PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s ADC, Nurudeen Yusuf, Assumes Duty by Timagex(m): 12:02pm On May 02, 2023
colorsofrainbow:
Ordinary Photoshop, agbado minions no fit do.
Just imagine grin grin grin grin
I thought I was the only one who saw it.
SportsRe: Abuja Holds First International Marathon (Video, Photos) by Timagex(m): 8:10pm On Apr 29, 2023
The naibet guy when he heard he will be racing against Nigerians....

RomanceRe: What's One Sex Myth You Know Is A Lie But Everyone But Everyone Seem To Believe? by Timagex(m): 7:41pm On Apr 27, 2023
Parizz:
whats your dick size? Does your dick point up when hard?
What is the connection or issue with the direction the dick is pointing?
AutosRe: Mercedes Vs BMW Vs Audi: Which Of These Car Brands Is GENERALLY Most Reliable by Timagex(m): 11:11pm On Apr 23, 2023
mrrandomguy:
I really don't have a specific model or brand in mind. This is why I said "generally".
However, I am currently looking at the Audi A6/8 series and its BMW and Mercedes competitors.
Then you are looking at the bmw 5&7 series'. The Benz should be the E&S class.
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Embarrassing Situation That Has Happened To You In Church? by Timagex(m): 10:03am On Apr 23, 2023
Fighter2029:
It was during one of the canonical visitation by our then bishop,I bought a digital camera then and wanted to take photos of our bishop, wasn't good at using the camera,the first time I went to take his picture, Bishop posed very well for me to take his picture,I was flashing him the camera without knowing that my fingers were covering the lens, Bishop waited till after church when he was going out with other clergy men and I went to take his picture again still covering my camera lens,Man gave me correction by giving me the biggest knock of my life on my head before the whole congregation, whatever desire that I had to become a photographer was killed that very moment being an introvert and having to find myself in such awkward situation with almost all the church members looking at me,even my bestie then laughed generational wickedness out of me.Odili Okeke, your correction was too harsh on innocent me.
Mehn... That bishop did not try at all.

We lost a photographer. 😒
Car TalkRe: Do You Still Remember This Old School Volkswagen? by Timagex(m): 10:29pm On Apr 19, 2023
Beautiful Wheels.
CelebritiesRe: Flavour & His 3 Daughter Visit Adopted Blind Son To celebrate His 17th Birthday by Timagex(m): 11:08am On Apr 19, 2023
Urheadmaster:
And DNA proving that the other guy is not the real father of the boy that died the other day lipsrsealed
Whaaaaaat?? Are you for real?
CareerRe: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Timagex(m): 4:03pm On Apr 18, 2023
opsyswagger:
Have experience this before
When i lost my dad in 2013 i went to the motuarary to see my dad dead bodies because he was move to a a center in ota in ogun state which we pay 1000 per day the attendance told me he was going out that he will come and join us that he want to pick his phone in the other room immediately i enter the room i saw a male dead body on top a female body he left were he was place i was afraid i haveto shout and leave imediately i shouted the attendance came and told me that i should leave i just saw the attendance hiting the dead body like twice at the back and they carry him to were he was place


My question is how did he left his position to meet a femal dead body

I cant realy forget that day
Of all the stories I have read here, this one is a lie o!! Haba!! shocked
Car TalkRe: Advice Me On Which Car To Buy, It's Gonna Be My First Car by Timagex(m): 11:06pm On Apr 17, 2023
Deew22:
Hi guys,
So I have saved up some money to buy my first car.
Cars are quite expensive now.
I have saved about 2.2M. I will have to buy a nigerian used car.

Kindly advice me on which one to buy.
My options are

Toyota Camry(2008 and beyond)
Toyota Corrolla (2005 and beyond)
Honda Accord
I also have great love for Hyundai Elantra(2011)

I have heard so many negative things about Honda which has given me a negative impression of Honda's

Please advice and recommend which of the vehicles will be a good first ride for me.
I can be able to go a little above 2.2 if its within my range.

I want to know the good and bad sides of each...
I stay in the North

Thanks


Please help me push this to FP
If you don't mind driving a manual car, get a Peugeot 307 and thank me later. Ask your guys in the north..
FamilyRe: American Woman Sets Her Wedding Dress Ablaze In Divorce Photoshoot by Timagex(m): 10:50pm On Apr 16, 2023
AImiron:
Women will have photo shoots for literally anything.
We photographers must chop na...
Car TalkRe: What Car Is Recommendable? by Timagex(m): 10:00pm On Apr 13, 2023
Why not simply get the es350 and continue the lineup or you don't want a Lexus sedan?
CrimeRe: Suspected Murderer Of Khadi Adeshina Olayinka In Police Custody by Timagex(m): 2:40pm On Apr 11, 2023
Allardyce:
For him to present himself voluntarily to the police and the staff who gave a little details of the situation shows that there's more to this case.

Some people are just walking corpse, that's why I don't allow any friend most especially girls spend more than 4hrs in my house.
I was thinking you would say "overnight". But, four hours kwa...?? 😁😁🤣
AutosRe: Car Dealers Be Like "Less Than 6-months Used 2003 Car" Really Nigga! by Timagex(m): 10:48pm On Apr 10, 2023
"6 months used"
"Owner wants to travel"
"Just fill the gas"
"Just minor work to be done"
"Owner doesn't go out at all"
"Car was used by a woman"
"Neat car with sweet alloy rims" 🧐


Na dem o!! Run!!!!
TravelRe: How Did You Feel The First Day You Travelled Abroad? by Timagex(m): 10:49pm On Apr 07, 2023
franchasng:
every passing day, every ticking seconds, Nigeria is being turned to ruins by a class of foolish, heartless, diabolocal and nonchalant set of people called political office holders and the worst part of it is that they are being worshipped and adored and cheered on by a group of more foolish, oppressed, dejected group called Nigerian youths.


Come 2023, Nigerian youths will help install another failure, nodowell, corrupt, tribalistic, nonchalant, inconsiderate, unrepentant failure like Buhari as next President and ask them their reason for supporting such a failure againhuh He is from their tribe. He is from their religious group. Yet after 6 months of committing such grievous crime of helping to install a thief, a failure, they will come back online to beg for job, beg for money, beg for visa, beg for business idea and never accept their stupidity.


Nigeria deserve to be wiped off from the face of earth to make the world a safer place for other reasonable nations because the continuous existence of Nigeria is a threat to global peace, threat to global sanity, threat to other developed nations because as they watch idly and allow Nigeria to continue to exist and turn into ruins everyday, Nigeria will be the birthplace of all manner of human societal vices like fraud, scam, terrorism, human cannibalism, ritual killings, disease outbreaks, sophisticated robbers and thieves, just name it.


I pity white people for watching idly as Nigeria turns to total ruins because whether they like it or not, Nigeria will be a global problem with time, you can bookmark this page.


Nigerian youths need to join efforts and match to Aso Rock and all Nigerian state capitals and bring out the President, governors, etc and burn them to ashes as warning to other Nigerians that enough is enough, if not, Nigeria will become a dump site where all evils of the world is manufactured
Looks like your prophecy came to pass... 😁
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Timagex(m): 2:05pm On Apr 04, 2023
Good afternoon pliots in the house. Please, someone needs a car for hire purchase in Ibadan. He is not on this forum and I said I will help him make findings. The location is Ibadan. Chat or call me on zero eight zero 63793158. Thanks.
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Lexus ES330 by Timagex(m): 2:20am On Apr 04, 2023
I will comment later. 🤔😁
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Timagex(m): 9:59am On Apr 01, 2023
KilimanjaroKING:
😂😂😂
dis ur write-up funny dai
Boss, it wasn't funny that day o. We thank God for life Sha...
Car TalkRe: Toyata Tacoma (2006) A Good Car? by Timagex(m): 10:23pm On Mar 31, 2023
It's a rugged car. Congratulations.

E dey drink fuel o.
Car TalkRe: Break Failure Experience ( Pix ) by Timagex(m): 10:10pm On Mar 31, 2023
The last one that happened to me was around 2018 or so. I just came back from school that day and I offered to drive mom who was going out. The car has been abandoned at home for weeks and that must have added to the issue.

The brakes failed at a bump and then worked somehow, so, I didn't bother to tell mom. I thought I could manage it till we get home.

We were on our way home at night, I was coming down a slope and the car was gaining speed. I applied the brakes and I heard "ffffffffuuuuuu"!!!! shocked shocked shocked. I pumped four times and tried again. Nothing! The handbrake was also useless. My mum noticed I was struggling with the steering and i informed her that the brakes were gone. She warned me not to joke with such a matter. 😁😁. A trailer approached and I had the option of facing it or going inside the thick bush. Then, it felt like the steering wanted to lock. My mom was already praying aggressively then. I gladly chose the bush and guided the car there before the steering gave in.

No injury was sustained. We came out, removed our battery, locked the car and headed home.

Omooo.... I was scared shitless that day o. We thank God for life Sha...
Car TalkRe: 2010 Toyota Matrix Or 2008 Rav 4? by Timagex(m): 6:17pm On Mar 30, 2023
Toyota matrix and the RAV are not really "upgrades" in my opinion. If you really want to upgrade, get a Lexus. The es 330 (if you don't mind the shark like shape) will serve you better.
AutosRe: ES330 Nigeria Used by Timagex(m): 8:03pm On Mar 28, 2023
How long used?



wink
Car TalkRe: 6 Lies Nigerian Car Dealers Tell Prospective Buyers by Timagex(m): 6:36pm On Mar 27, 2023
EgunMogaji2:
No be broken only, he shattered it cheesy
grin
AutosRe: Share Signs Of An "Unserious" Dealer by Timagex(m): 8:06pm On Mar 24, 2023
OP, you are on point.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Timagex(m): 9:29pm On Mar 23, 2023
As seen on Facebook. What is the implication of this update my ogas in the House?

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Timagex(m): 9:26pm On Mar 23, 2023
Xcalibre90:
Peace of Mind!
Pls I need some expert advice.
Is Peugeot 206 used for Bolt?
Also Peugeot 307?
Peugeot 206 is not acceptable.
Peugeot 307 is acceptable. Just make sure it is a manual transmission and it has the TUPJ5 engine. Run from ew10.


I'm even thinking of getting one.

Bless up..
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Timagex(m): 10:40pm On Mar 19, 2023
https://www./3040268306256720/permalink/3585948308355381/


As seen on Facebook. Let's be careful o
EventsRe: How Much Is A 200 Seating Capacity Event Hall In Ota by Timagex(m): 3:41pm On Mar 19, 2023
udeh3:
Good day NL

I'm planning a wedding event at Obasanjo area of Ota. Though, I've not been there before. I just want to know how much a hall of 200 seating capacity will cost

I'll be glad to hear from you

Thank you
Good evening sir. I am an events photographer based in Ibadan and I am available to travel. Should in case you need an events photographer for the event, I am available for booking.

Thank you.
TV/MoviesRe: Lance Reddick Is Dead by Timagex(m): 9:50pm On Mar 17, 2023
Angelfrost:
We think alike...! What's up with that nonsense?!!

I didn't mind Jason Statham... But with Cena, that's just stupid!
Aswearugawd! Immediately Cena joined them at the ending of that last one, I knew that was it. They have completely deviated from being fast and being furious. It's now stunts, going to the moon, unrealistic fights and all...
TV/MoviesRe: Lance Reddick Is Dead by Timagex(m): 9:40pm On Mar 17, 2023
Angelfrost:
This is so sad! cry

He will be highly missed on John Wick! That's if there will be a Chapter 5! cry

Some movies and series can just never be the same without certain characters being played by certain actors!

1. No one has and will ever play the Joker properly since Heath Ledger died! I wasn't fully taken with Phoenix's portrayal tho he deserved the Academy award.

2. Black Panther without Chadwick Boseman! SMH!

3. Marvel movies since the death of Stan Lee (Mtchewwww)!

4. Fast and Furious should have just quit at part 6! Taking it on without one of the main founding actors is disrespectful and clearly not working! My opinion tho!
For that fast and furious, it is getting too predictable. I am sure a villain they have been fighting will join their "family" in this new one. I just know it...
AutosRe: Ibadan Bicycle by Timagex(m): 9:45am On Mar 17, 2023
isohyets:
Anyone know where I can get bicycle in ibadan, new or UK used[b][/b][i][/i]
I have sent the link to this thread to someone who deals in bicycles. He will message you.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Timagex(m): 9:38pm On Mar 15, 2023
emmychib:
Good evening my bosses, please I'm planning an event by next month and I'm looking to get a driver that can convey us to and fro to the venue. From Lagos to ogbomoso. Same day journey. Preferably Sienna. I don't know what the price would be like. I will be grateful if I can get a budget here so as to plan ahead.
Thanks everyone
If you need a photographer for the event, give a holla... 🙂

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