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Don't ponder again...

Get a large stick or plank
Give to the dude next to you to smack you hard on the head with it
There you go, you might come back here to tell us what you saw

They have a major advantage sha over DSTV, they make you go to bed early...

I feel u dawg, I end up changing channels like a billion times till I eventually sleep off...

Am beginning to respect obj small small....

I had a visit from an old friend who got married in spain 5 years ago, on mentioning about his kids he became dull and told me they were still searching, I gave him some advice and I decided to share with nairalanders also, this might prove very useful, create life and save marriages, some of this I got from long gory tales. for the med. Practitioners out there, your advice is kindly needed, you can help save/create lives.
Here is my advice

After you must have gone for medical check up (both couple) and certified 'fit', you can continue thus

* first of all, when there is a childless marriage, there is tendency of anxiety (usually 1st and second year), frustration (for the couple) and a feeling of rejection (for the wife), the wife will feel ill about the situation and she starts fretting, seeking for solution, the man (somewhat) believes it is fine and that a child is coming soon, hence, he still feel a bit more relaxed than the lady, she feels her hubby might 'hit it on' with a babe out there, she begins to panic and sends her husband on 'worry frenzy', her hubby hates it, he frequent bars and night club more now to try and get the worries off his mind, the lady gets 'intensely' frustrated, she begins to feel her hubby might be cheating on her, she panics, cry every often and 'die in silence'.

With this situation (which often than not,occurs in early stages of childless marriage)child bearing becomes harder for the woman to conceive, the man's sperm becomes less potent due to (now excessive) drinking and the woman's body is (by now) highly tense and it becomes even harder, this can go on for years until they eventually understand their situation.

The solution is this, the lady should dress more sexy and try as much as possible to spice up her marriage (yeah,she has a lot to do), she needs to create 'love' in the house, this will give room for 'relaxed' mind and possible foundation for child bearing, she should possibly get kids around her all the time (heard it help stimulate the child hormone in her,*not proved*) The man needs to show much love to his wife, by now she should be moving towards 'a shadow of her former self' and her hubby should pull her out, treat her like you did when you were dating.

With that out of the way here are some few other tips y'all can learn from.

Woman
*Avoid stressful jobs,if possible, save up and start your business with proximity to your home, daycare, school, or selling kids stuff is advisable, it can help you psychologically
*do things that makes you happy,go out with your friends, enjoy your life,it can help 'tune' up your body towards pregnancy
*immediately after sex, do not wash, lie on the bed (with your legs raised against the wall) for some 10 minutes, it helps...
*know your fertile cycle, I think its 3 day B4 and after menses or so (I really don't know this part so peops make corrections here,others might need it)
*have loads of sex, this is quite exhaustive as you will need to continuously 'hit' the tune for your man,like 5-10 times a week will do.
*be prayerful

MAN
Reduce alcohol and cigarettes(if you drink and/or smoke),
*reassure and Intensify your love to your wife
*Create a peaful atmosphere in your home so as to make your wife more relaxed
* don't listen to bad advices from friends

I might have omitted but will keep modifying till am satisfied
If you have some other clues, ideas, experiences, questions, please let's share here...

I done 'waka' come, 'oya' na...

richardjemedafe1:
Tenx bro, but that is what I wanted doing but she treating to commit suicide if I let her parent know about it

she is 20? Duh? She is not quite mature yet and all she will see now is that you have robbed her of her dreams (while chasing yours), and not the big picture, tell your own people,they will handle it better...

I strongly disagree (until they discover a word worse than 'woefully')...

Stand your ground firmly and be a man, don't cajole her, send your people (or friends) to go and see her people, let the adults be involved, and lastly, send her money every often as well as call her always to reassure her...

adonbilivit:
adonbilivit

pictures shey? Make he show workings...

Very funny

wazoboy:
My broda na advice o! Yoruba elders say that we dont stop a kid from pounding water-yam as long as the kid could afford to stay alone in the evil forest!

abi o, we no say make pikin no get leprosy, if him fit stay alone for forest...

Why is mama peace not on the list?























*runs out of thread before rainfall of abuse*

carefreewannabe:
From which post did you deduce your statement?

I don't think you should used the word 'deduce', use 'dedunce' instead, it suits better...

ROSYL:
Bullshit! Did you hear me? That's total bullshit!

tell that to the society...

Jimbadly:
Please can you stop debasing the queen's language. Thanks in advance.

are u sorta, the queen's language police (or sumtin), , u shud get ursef in front of an english classroom, here is nairaland, free expression is allowed (and typo errors too for android users).

If jona see this he go vex, what insult? Ordinary $100m way common minister dey thief!

As for me...
My smiles
My tease (might be annoying now but funny when am gone)
My helping hand (always willing to help whoever)
My being stubborn (believe me, you don't want me to go there)
My Loyalty for those I love
My spend thrift behavior (u really don't want to ask)
My melancholy
My short madness
My grooviness


Will modify when I remember more, wot of you?

MzMariah:
I wish.

Well I love to dream big.

no mind am o, peops in naija can't even smoke cigarettes outside in naija without being 'termed'...society rules Nigerians, it only takes an 'eagle eyes' to see your point MzMariah

okotv:
only someone with an open mind would understand this.

QED

BananaBender:
Why is that more acceptable to the society?

dunno? The society sucks!!!

BananaBender:
Why is that 'OK' to your ears?

she means 'more acceptable by the society'.

Tallesty1:
If I hear.

She didn't wait for him or because of him.

tell them o bro, no be africa we dey? Where ladies fast and pray for marriage and guys go about their normal biz until they fall into marriage pit?

sammybrainy:
Uploaded

location pls

How come its just ladies that are commenting? You cheat on me then there must be a good reason (which can never be good enough anyways), not tryn ta be egocentric here, bur if a man cheats, there is still a chance he gets to keep his home, when a woman cheats? There is a lotta chance you going down and a certain guy takes over your life (if u are lucky to still have it). I don't like it atall...(In DMX's voice) I don't pray to be cheated upon...

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pics pls

eplazza:
. Dude relax lemme prove it 2u.
(1) u cant open ur mouth nd aask som1 u dont knw if he/she is wearing a watch the time. That means u must have seen the person with a watch nd ask "what is it by ur watch"?
(2) this ur idea of the person carrying any other device... Thats wrong bro!
Ur nt even sure the person hz aa phone or any oda device. There is no way for you to ascertain that he/she hz any oda device or are u goin 2start puttin ur hand inside his pocket to check?
(3). The main reason y itz "what is it by ur watch" itz becos the time in his watch might be wrong ie. It mite be slow or fast... So his time mite nt be d actual time ... Datz y u ask him "what is it by ur watch"?.... Hope wit these few points of mine i was able to convince u nd nt confuse u that "what is it by ur watch"? Is the correct answer

Lai lai, no 1)what if I am asking a person I know and want to know the time generally, not the one from his watch? (I mean, its almost like asking 'what is it by your phone' because I have seen the person holding a phone, right now, watches can be used for numerous things (not only to check time, to check blood pressure, cameras,internet,etc) so I don't think it would be a sufficient question to ask 'what is it by your watch' this modern time, and by the way, ipeople don't ask for time just because they want to have a comparison with other watches (I mean,I wouldn't do dat, don't know about you), they ask because they want to know the time. #warning# *this lawyer argues alot*

OsoDupe:
it simply should be 'what time is it' then.
Torch, touch screen nko?

its suppose to be 'what is it by your time?, ,and no be 'touch screeni ooo..., na kick screen'...lol

benromeo39:
u are wrong.

abi o jare, I done sleep over the thing, what if the person no wear watch? Abi must the person wear watch before he go sabi time? OP oya come make I give you extra mural classes here...

OsoDupe:

1. What time is it by your watch.
2. Torch light
3. As I said earlier/yesterday
4. Reverse
5. Spare tyre
6. Give me joyful diapers
7. Do you have tummy tummy noodles?
8. How much do you sell your ariel detergent?

1) What if the person is not wearing a watch (maybe a phone or some other devices like clock?)
2) There is no such thing as 'torch light', it is just 'torch'
Every other one seem fine (to me o, as OP done make me lecturer 2)

eplazza:
*answers loadin*

you be MTN? Been waiting since!

killercute16:
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(How much does your aerial detergent cost?

so you 'earlier back' a car? So there must be earlier front sef...