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Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 8:27am On Oct 26, 2014

Ojestas:
Was incredible though! Happend August 2012... Still using the Samsung.

nna mehn, 100k na cool cash mehn, enuff faaji kelele...

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 7:44am On Oct 26, 2014

Ojestas:
Hmnn. . A Samsung Galaxy and a #100k. . Guess from who. .

MTN. .

bros show workings, na d same mtn way we know? How na?

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 5:38pm On Oct 25, 2014

Acidosis:
Salvation

u know wetin we dey talk joor...

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:53pm On Oct 25, 2014

Caracta:
A portrait of me.

Priceless!

OMG! I want me one of those!!!

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:52pm On Oct 25, 2014

ajoskele:
My SSS2 promotion result. It was a gift from my principal. You should know what I mean!

hmm...that won't leave your memory for a very long time... grin

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:32pm On Oct 25, 2014

firstEVA:
by us you mean?

guess he means by one of us 'guys'

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:23pm On Oct 25, 2014

firstEVA:
errm, no thanks.

spoil fun! tongue

Nairaland General › Re: Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:18pm On Oct 25, 2014

firstEVA:
Just last week, blackberryQ10, I didn't expect it

can we exchange our 'memory gifts'? I still have mine sunwhere, twill be fun init?

Nairaland General › Whats The Most Memorable Gift You Ever Unwrapped? by timawoku(op): 4:03pm On Oct 25, 2014

Mine was in 2002, I was using nokia 3310 and I had been begging my broses dem to buy me beta phone make man high, dem say make I marry my book, on my birthday, my bros working with mtn (then) came ohm and dropped a box on my lap,I quickly unboxed and lo and behold, my swagger for the new semester was starring at me....

Samsung true i
I wan mad...
The polyphonic tones be like say I be yankee boy, o'l boy, see groove for that year. (Bad tin was I used the phone till I graduated 2 yrs after). That grin no get part 2. Share yours here...

Education › Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by timawoku(m): 11:31am On Oct 25, 2014

Darlene1:
Go and sin no more

Samakinr:
Sin no more... you might not be lucky next time

that was 8 years ago, I was lucky then...

Education › Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by timawoku(m): 8:39am On Oct 25, 2014

tosyne2much:
Lemme share this.. Pls pardon me cos it might just be in correlation with the topic

This actually happened to a dude who was caught with an expo written on his palm. After series of pleading, all his pleas fell to deft ears.. The boy was codedly try to the rub off the whole expo written on him palm so that there would not be any evidence to prove the authenticity of the ishh and next thing tin, the lecturer grabbed his hand and held him close to his. He thought of what to do for a few minutes

** next thing, he took the boy out of the hall and took him to one of the offices in the faulty, went to the printing room, told him to place his hand on a photocopy machine, lo and behold, it printed oooooo and it was attached to his documents

Few weeks later, a panel was set for expo carriers and the rest is history

na you joor, walahi na you!!!

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Education › Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by timawoku(m): 8:37am On Oct 25, 2014

Yomieluv:
When I was busying copying a fellow classmate during an exam,one wicked lecturer took me from there,and directed me to go sit at the podium all alone..

Thank God I have copied enough to give me "C" in the course.

he suppose carry you go vc's office... grin

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Education › Re: Most Annoying Thing A Lecturer Ever Did To You ? by timawoku(m): 8:14am On Oct 25, 2014*

It was during a test in my final year, there had been this beautiful girl I hoped we would date but later just became friends, it was fin 413(finance), this girl seem to forget her formula and she began fretting, I knew the question only too much because I practiced that particular question very well, we were given 1hr, I finished under 30mins and resorted to helping people out, naturally the girl came to mind first, I started telling her the formulas (and did not realize the main lecturer of the course had walked in and was seeing everything I was doing), he motioned the invigillator who later realized what I was doing, na so this invigilator carry am for head o, he took my paper, tore it, and said he would make sure that I never graduate that year,(he was taking us agric finance,a prerequisite) that I will fail his course (even the lecturer that owns the course was like;wat da?, you dey beef this boy before?),he walked me out, (and me no send, I no even beg am) he later chased after me, said I would face dept panel, he said as long as he was living, I would not graduate, (funny part was I did not finch, I was just staring at him like I was watching a movie, all I needed was popcorn),even the owner of the course was pleading on my behalf ( I was one of his best students). He later even cancelled that test (because there was mass failure) and did anoda which I was the highest.

Then alas

His (the invigilator) course was removed from prerequisite and was made optional, he had accident and he was changed, I still went ahead and did his course (we were only 4 students and another lecturer took the lecture) and guess what? I conquered the dude!

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Education › Re: To All Nairalanders,let Protest Against Outrageous Thread On Frontpage by timawoku(m): 2:12pm On Oct 22, 2014

Seun:
Pls post your home page suggestions on this thread.

edutainment (I.e educating and entertaining) will do, e.g general facts, trends in the economy, entertainment gist should be meaningful (e.g tonto dike divorces husband, and not; funke wears gown today, davido eats garri and groundnut, etc) sports and forum games are quite interesting also.

Education › Re: To All Nairalanders,let Protest Against Outrageous Thread On Frontpage by timawoku(m): 12:44pm On Oct 22, 2014

I don't want to know what funke akindele wore, neither do I want to know why wizkid is not talking to samklef (who cares) I don't want to know why tiwa savage lied about her getting a divorce, I don't want to know if tuface wants to give out his female fans to his friends, nairaland is really becoming ridiculous, its really becoming a bore *don't you dare ask me to go elsewhere or deactivate, I am a stakeholder here, and so I present my own view of nairaland*

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Romance › Re: How Will You Answer This Question. by timawoku(m): 8:38am On Oct 21, 2014

Rapsainot:
your head dey there ... Hian, you called me mumu, I no like ahn

oya no ves... *take biscuit, grin

Romance › Re: How Will You Answer This Question. by timawoku(m): 11:35pm On Oct 20, 2014

Rapsainot:
Let's say You're wooing a girl. She told you she already had a boyfriend yet you keep disturbing her... How will you answer this question if she asked you “put yourself in his shoes, if you got to I'm dating another guy , what will you do ¿" answers needed urgently please

ode, mumu, come make I yarn you joor (sorry for the insult, na so my elder broses dem start to dey advice me for woman mata)

Its easy....
This kain question the logic na say you no go answer directly, (else u go F up) just dribble her like this:

Tell her the guy is not married to her, which still makes her available

And that you are sure you will make her happy, (far more than the other guy)

Deviate the mata to how you would make her happy, and how she was created for only you, that's all...(Guy believe me, a lota guys took my girls then o before I wise up,*smacking ur head* no dull ooo,take someone's girl)

Nairaland General › Re: Seun: I Just Don't Get It!!! by timawoku(op): 8:58pm On Oct 20, 2014

lomprico:
She must be related to u walahi!

I kinda like her, she's cute!!! grin

Politics › Re: The World's 10 WORST Airports Revealed by timawoku(m): 7:07pm On Oct 20, 2014

brownlord:
Lol, guy from where u dey buy weed?

I dey grow am... grin

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Politics › Re: The World's 10 WORST Airports Revealed by timawoku(m): 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2014

brownlord:
So no Africa?

they said 'worst', not 'worstest'.

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Nairaland General › Re: Seun: I Just Don't Get It!!! by timawoku(op): 6:10pm On Oct 20, 2014

Obinoscopy:
The OP didn't violate any of the forum rules. The lady in question isn't a nairalander so we can't say Rule 10 was violated. The other rules you listed: 3, 7, 8 & 13 has nothing to do with the thread?

Human rights you say? Whose human right was violated and how was it violated?

hope you guys are proud of yourselves?

https://www.nairaland.com/1958382/best-graduating-student-whole-nigeria

And its trending again (3 posts now) do you guys really hate this girl?

Christianity Etc › Re: There Are No Atheists, Just Self Denial Liars... by timawoku(op): 5:30pm On Oct 20, 2014

Oduduwaboy:
This guy , i think religion has liquefied your brain. Seriously! Or just tell me you are in JSS 1 & you 'gave your life to jesus ' just 2 weeks ago.

no need to insult boy, state facts, and be mature or just move on...if I gave my life to christ yesterday, does not mean bro, I was not born yesterday so I still know facts.

Nairaland General › Re: Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:37pm On Oct 20, 2014

timawoku:
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Nairaland General › Re: Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:31pm On Oct 20, 2014

Nairaland General › Re: Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:29pm On Oct 20, 2014

Idrismusty97:
I didn't look twice

oya take am...

Nairaland General › Re: Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:22pm On Oct 20, 2014

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Nairaland General › Re: Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:14pm On Oct 20, 2014

Nairaland General › Funny Pictures That You Will Look Twice by timawoku(op): 12:11pm On Oct 20, 2014

Here are some pictures that you will look twice!

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Christianity Etc › Re: There Are No Atheists, Just Self Denial Liars... by timawoku(op): 6:29pm On Oct 19, 2014

honourhim:
You are lying. You used the word because the truth of it is so obvious to you. Just that you conciously decided to deceive yourself by denying its reality.

my bro you couldn't have been more right, to deny a truth when you see one? That is what atheism is all about!!!

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Christianity Etc › Re: There Are No Atheists, Just Self Denial Liars... by timawoku(op): 6:27pm On Oct 19, 2014

honourhim:
You don't understand him yet bro. A stone has no emotion, no hope, no happiness. That captures how atheists should be because they are just existing. I believe that's what he means.

guess he was right after all!

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Christianity Etc › Re: There Are No Atheists, Just Self Denial Liars... by timawoku(op): 6:13pm On Oct 19, 2014

BodyKiss:
@Op, I shook my head as I read each point. It's worth having understanding of the topic you create.

so help me to 'understand' a very 'simple' fact!

Christianity Etc › Re: There Are No Atheists, Just Self Denial Liars... by timawoku(op): 5:13pm On Oct 19, 2014

BodyKiss:
You obviously didn't get the message.

you obviously did not send a message

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