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Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 5:46pm On Oct 06, 2014
LogoDWhiz:
Lemme try. Love challenges.
1. What's the time?

2. Torch
3. Like i earlier said yesterday
4. Reverse.
5. Spare Tyre
6. Give me joyful diapers.
7. Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
8. What's the price of the Ariel detergent?
@ no 3, why the 'like'? Are you insinuating a resemblance of what you said previously? It should be 'as I previously said yesterday...
Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2014
Oya I know I made a mistake at the 'torch light', it should have just been 'torch', and the first one is 'what is it by your time' besides you already made a mistake at the beginning when u graded some1 5/8 rmbr? Games up!
Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2014
eplazza:
sorry bro, u didnt get it all, Nice Attempt!..
you must show me my scores o, or show workings else sango go enter this case o... cool
Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m): 2:40pm On Oct 06, 2014
daxon001:
1-wat time is it?
2-a torch
3-i did say dis yesterday
4-kindly reverse
5-spare tyres
6-let me have the joyful brand diaper
7-have you got the tummy tummy brand noodles?
8-how much does the ariel brand detergent cost?
How's dat?
cool
Why did you add 'kindly' to the no 4, what if the person dey vex talk am?you for put 'abeg reverse' instead.simple
Your number 1 sef get comma, wot if I know the time but want to confirm if your watch is giving adequate information? Your correction na anoda direction you put am, gbam!!!
Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by timawoku(m):
eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?
1)What do your time say?
2)Torch light
3)As I said yesterday
4)Reverse
5)Spare tyre
6)Give me joyful diapers
7) Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
cool What is the price of your ariel detergent?

Where is my prize?
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 4:01pm On Oct 05, 2014
Oya thread closed
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2014
Wahala dey o...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 12:40am On Oct 05, 2014
ntbaby:
like seriously?
nope, more like; seriously dead serious!
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 6:27pm On Oct 04, 2014
incredibleone:
lolzzz,answer na,I guess u ran out of points,soRry
guess becos u have no point...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 3:40pm On Oct 04, 2014
incredibleone:
obviously u read arsenal news to know that Mourinho was d main wc analyst...did u think he was sitting in ur room nd named lvg and Robben as d best...who knows wenger in italy and spain,in portugal?? Mou rules everywhere he goes.......the day u see any rating of coaches and wenger is ahead of mou,the world ends that day
story for the Gods...arsenal will win 2moro...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 7:40pm On Oct 03, 2014
M4gunners: All the mouth Mourinho make last season he went home empty handed. Wenger won FA CUP.For me Wenger is a respected Coach in the World than Mourinho.
thank God for u, a gunner at last...
Nairaland General › MTN:Dear Client: It's An Undisputable Fact(how Many People Gets Pissed By This?) by timawoku(op): 7:34pm On Oct 03, 2014
I get this every often and I hate myself for rushing to my phone (when I get a message) only to see this, wot of u guys?
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 11:20am On Oct 03, 2014
austinereds: ___am not a chealsea fan though but look at the past records..if arsenal wins its gonna be great....
as i dey look you sef,you resemble man utd...have no doubt,arsenal will win,the whole EPL dey our back...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 11:08am On Oct 03, 2014
austinereds: __costa,ivanovic,fabregas,go wire arsenal...
my broda we no shakement.we get our own sanchez,welbeck,ozil,etc,bring it on boys!
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 10:34am On Oct 03, 2014
austinereds: who ever post this is a big mumu.u forgot that there is drogba(the gunners killer)
my brother bone story for the gods,the guy na old man now with walking stick beside i no sure say he go play for sunday sef
Family › Re: The Things Nigerian Women Do To Find Husbands(Men Beware) by timawoku(m): 10:29am On Oct 03, 2014
Cool...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 9:24am On Oct 03, 2014
haffaze777: first EPL meeting between arsenal vs Chelsea took place on sat 03 1992 @ Highbury 12:45pm which arsenal won by 2 goals to 1 and d return leg took place on Mon 1 match 1993 @ Stamford bridge which Chelsea won 1 nil,suppose away goal is in use den tell me who win?arsenal is a cun club,dey drop dat Woolwich immediately dey regain dia promotion from relegation and some lousy fans of dia started bragging dat dey never relegated before
yeah yeah, wotever (in johnny bravo's voice), see, a penny!!!....*all I know is we are flogging y'all on sunday*
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 8:05am On Oct 03, 2014
haffaze777: yes am talking about d real beginning if truly u know our beginning u won't argue wife me cos our first match which is d beginning of our rivalry end 2-1 in d favour of Chelsea....let me do u a favour here sat 9 Nov 1907 Chelsea 2 vs Woolwich arsenal 1
internet na bad thing o, see where you carry me go? 19 gbogbo? Woolwich sef done forget say arsenal was once with dem, haba na, am talking about EPL na, let's start from dia,ok na...
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 8:00am On Oct 03, 2014
jhydebaba: @OP, too much garri is not good at night. It causes nightmares like this.
bros tis no nightmare o, and secondly garri dey sweet for night plus e dey give you special spiritual vision, try am, BTW wenger go die fighting this sunday, he go throw in last sense for the matter, u go see, una go dey shout 'yeepa!!'
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 7:57am On Oct 03, 2014
Claroo: Op....Mourinho go beat Wenger again on Sunday
make we see na, shey na dat old man (drogba) abi na dat calf (costa) wan do d magic where thick hungry men (sanchez)
Dey? Mourinho go fia god...
Pets › Re: 15 Pets With Guinness World Record (Pictures) by timawoku(m): 6:44am On Oct 03, 2014
Nice
Sports › Re: The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 3:45pm On Oct 02, 2014
haffaze777: in ur dream,dont u know dat from beginning to the end winners win while loosers loose
if you are really talking aboutbthe beggining,chelsea was arsenal's boy,so i guess we are going back to then...
Sports › The Goliath (mourinho) Will Fall On Sunday... by timawoku(op): 3:04pm On Oct 02, 2014
I have this pleasant feeling that wenger will make a turn around in his losing streak against mourinho on sunday...come sunday, Gunz Blazing and leave them trailin...up Gunnerz!
Nairaland General › Re: Abubakar Shekau Debunks Death Claims In New Video by timawoku(m): 1:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
Ope o! he is still alive, now we can catch you and give you numerous tortures for your crime against humanity...
Nairaland General › Re: Bus Stops And Area In Abeokuta (translation) by timawoku(m): 9:44am On Oct 02, 2014
Very funny! Wot of 'pansheke'?...lol
Politics › Recent National Awards;A Means To Appease The Yorubas Towards 2015? by timawoku(op): 9:26am On Oct 02, 2014
There has been lots of grumbling from the Yorubas about the government not giving them adequate allocation in its cabinet (etc), eyebrows has been raised on the recent national awards as a means to appease the yorubas, pls share your views.

Note: no bigotry statement and no insult please, matured analytical minds only...
Politics › Re: Today Oct 1 No Power Supply(no Light)is There Power Supply In Your Area by timawoku(m): 8:30am On Oct 01, 2014
Light boku for my area since 2 days ago.reporting live from ikorodu,lagos
Romance › Re: I Am A Bad And Wicked Person... by timawoku(m): 8:16am On Sep 30, 2014
Jesus wept...
Christianity Etc › Re: If You Could Take One Thing To Hell. What Would It Be? by timawoku(m): 11:59am On Sep 28, 2014
Jonathan...and do Nigerians a favour.
Politics › Re: Why Nigerians Have Endorsed Jonathan For 2015 by timawoku(m): 9:55am On Sep 28, 2014
Unless your name is 'Nigerians'...
Entertainment › Re: Who Is The Funniest Among These Actors by timawoku(m): 9:05am On Sep 28, 2014
Nkem owoh is my funniest anytime, followed by okey bakasi and sam loco...
Politics › Re: Shekau: What Punishment Would You Have Prescribed If He Was Caught Alive? by timawoku(m): 2:33pm On Sep 25, 2014
segzyj: Remove his testes with plier
as i read this comment i quickly grabbed my balls...you wicked gaan o

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