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lagerwhenindoubt: How this Dog has been eating no one cares to ask..

The cemetery officials must have been feeding it all these years

hmmmmm na wao

obicentlis: Mine is 1400, write to PHCN insisting that you should be charged be meter reading. I lobbied my way in so that I could be paying my actual charge cos I was paying as much as 14000 bf. You may not wait to do it officially, you can lobby your way in as far as you get what you want.

How do i do that? For a long time now, my bill has not exceeded #700. I just dont understand why this one will be up to this amount.

Someone said i should not pay and wait till next month and see what the bill will be. But i'm not comfortable with it. Naturally, i always pay my bill as soon as it comes in. Most times i over-pay sef and PHCN have to deduct the balance the next month.

How do i lobby my way in abeg?

I wont pay this bill o. I'm so pissed off! I dont even have AC and its like this... Na wao

When will i ever know ANYTHING about this game called golf??

^^^ yea bro, 3points is the most important thing whatever the line up...

But one thing is certain, the match will be a fierce battle.

Just came back from work yesterday and saw my bill. Guess how much? 13k+ against the usual 400-#500 I use to pay. I asked my neighbour, he said his own is 10k.

This is insane!

I want to ask the house, could this be a mistake or have the takeover affected PHCN bill?

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Timbros bro, that looks more like an F.A cup Line up to me, feels we'll be risking the 3 points if we go with those names to Loftus.

@Dyabman. U got the prediction frm ya dreams or what? Dont play with Malaria mehn -- Anyway Jxt hopin for the best.

News i got this morning has it that JT and Cole are back in training- Nice way to Go [/color]

What made that line up look like FA cup line up?
Notice the asterik.....if JT and Cole makes it, then Bertrand and Azpilicueta drops to the bench, Ivanovic goes RB and JT pairs with Cahill. From the midfield to attack can play any team, anytime....

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Cech
Azpilicueta-Ivanovic-Cahill-Betrand
Mikel-Ramires
Moses-Mata-Hazard
Torres

*This line up is assuming JT and Cole didnt make it.

I prefare Ivanovic in that central defence. Luiz can be rash at times and with the high intensity expected in the match, he is more likely to concede a red card.
I choose Ramires in midfield because he is more energetic and workaholic.
Moses is strong and has pace, thats what we need in this kind of match. Combine it with Hazard's trickery, Torres can shine.

#MyTwoKobo

phemy holalekan: plssssss Help me oo, they have scam Me and my mummy !!
they text my mummy line Direct from Airtel that she won a 1 million naria from the PROMO so i was told to pay the sum of 20,000 to the bank to clear my cheque after then.i did not receive any Alert so i called there number back is not goin Agin oooooooo

Sorry to say this, but YOU DESERVED IT! Its greediness that caused u and ur mummy to lose 20k. Ask urself first, did u enter any promo? Can u win a promo that u didnt enter in the first place? Why dont u confirm from airtel FIRST before paying in the money? 20k to clear a cheque

iLaugh

I've been a huge fan of Jose Mourinho since he burst into the football world in 2004. Ever since then, he has been regarded as one of the best coaches football have ever produced.

But looking more critically, there are other coaches whose achievements have been somewhat over looked. Geovanni Trapattoni comes to mind. I took my time to profile him and i found out facts about him that wow me. He has performed both in international and club levels.

So I ask, in your ranking of best coaches ever, who comes ahead? Mourinho or Trapattoni?

Below are their honours (copied from wikipaedia.com....i'm posting with mobile so i cant show link, sorry):

Geovanni Trapattoni

Juventus
Italian League (6): 1976–77, 1977–78, 1980–81, 1981–82, 1983–84, 1985–86
Italian Cup (2): 1978–79, 1982–83
European Cup (1): 1984–85
UEFA Cup Winners' Cup (1): 1984
UEFA Cup (2): 1977, 1993
European Super Cup (1): 1984
Intercontinental Cup (1): 1985

Internazionale
Italian League (1): 1988–89
Supercoppa Italiana: 1989
UEFA Cup (1): 1991

Bayern Munich
German League (1): 1996–97
German Cup (1): 1997–98
German League Cup (1): 1996–97

Benfica
Portuguese League (1): 2004–05

Red Bull Salzburg
Austrian League (1): 2006–07

Republic of Ireland
Nations Cup (1): 2011

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Jose Mourinho

Porto (2002–2004)
Primeira Liga (2): 2002–03, 2003–04
Taça de Portugal (1): 2002–03
Supertaça Cândido de Oliveira (1): 2003
UEFA Champions League (1): 2003–04
UEFA Cup (1): 2002–03

Chelsea (2004–2007)
Premier League (2): 2004–05, 2005–06
FA Cup (1): 2006–07
Football League Cup (2): 2004–05, 2006–07
FA Community Shield (1): 2005

Internazionale (2008–2010)
Serie A (2): 2008–09, 2009–10
Coppa Italia (1): 2009–10
Supercoppa Italiana (1): 2008
UEFA Champions League (1): 2009–10

Real Madrid (2010–present)
La Liga (1): 2011–12
Copa del Rey (1): 2010–11
Supercopa de España (1): 2012

Seun where is POLL button

zenus: Easynet Time
Plan Fee Get It
Daily Plan
(0.00 – 23.59) N500 *229*3*1#

(Mon – Thurs; 22.00-06.00)
(Fri – Mon;
22.00-06.00) N5,000 *229*3*3#

Unlimited N10,000 *229*3*2#

This ur explanation is too vague.
Do u mean mon-thurs, as in just a space of 4 days from 10pm to 6am for 5k?
The one of 10k, is it unlimited forever?

Please explain

I always get this irritating message from 2012 almost every 10hrs and they come in pairs. The first one will come with message like BONUS for 08056****** (as in my number). Answer the following question for 1,000 points blah blah blah..then another message will follow wit the said question.

It got so irritating that i replied wit CANCEL to 2012 with hope to opt out of the suscription (of which i dont know when i suscribed) the next thing i know, #100 was deducted from my account. To make matters worst, the messages came flooding in now. It seems i triggered something. Now almost every hour a pair of message comes in.

I dont know what to do to stop this messages coming in. My inbox is almost full. I keep deleting and deleting to no avail. Na by force to win bonus I tire for glo ooooo.

I plan to go to their offfice and complain. Maybe they will stop the message invasion in my phone....

A-40:
They where going to pay more but then Falcao happened

lol u no well..
Abeg no remind me of that Falcao guy again

channel801: Read the vacancy details here before you apply:

http://www.channel801.com/Vacancies/arik-air-nigeria-recruits-cabin-crew.html

The page is not showing. Says the page is removed...

wow! Congrats Chioma!

I never knew u are a police officer now...

Na wao

Sealeddeal: Dana's aircrash was not planned by the Dana's group.its an unfortunate event and aircrash will not stop anytime soon in nigeria history or even,in history of world because aircraft is man made.So,if FG have found out that Dana airline operate accordingly,then lifting suspension on them is in order.Aircrash is not the only place where nigerians lose their life.Thousand of nigerians lose their life annualy on road mishap alone and govt will neither construct good road nor suspend license of some transportation industries involved.and the masses will not protest or speak up.just because,its basically the poor that die through road accident.unfortunately,that same poor people are now speaking and being used by rich to oppose govt's plane to restore license to Dana as if it concern them.and beside,govt attention was much drawn by Dana's aircrash than road accident happening daily. Dana's aircrash was not and is still not,to me,a sad event. As long as road accident continues due to govt intent to avoid road construction and putting up proper measure to forestall road mishap,my prayer remain that aircrash continues.death is death.

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WTF!
Are u sure ur sane that moment u typed that bolded? Did u take the time to re-read what u typed before clicking "submit"? Maybe when u lose all YOUR immediate family members in a twinkling of an eye, u will better understand what "sad event" really means...
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#smh x50

Senseless posts like this making front page is what gave birth to the most controversial question in NL...
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#Lorbish

I will only blame anyone that patronise DANA after all this rubbish.
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After they have stayed for months-years without patronage, no be person go tell them to pack their flying coffins go back to India...
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#smh

lol @op..
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Thread invaded! U no go free garri activists? I'm not a member but i sympathize wit them considering the way almighty dictactor handled the garri issue...
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#TooWrong

tucker12: Hmmm I recall when a client with his friend came over to my office years back when I was worked in lag. My clients friend later called me aside and said he knew my female colleague. He simply asked is she now married? I said NO and he shaked his head and said he knew her in her youthful days. He just smiled and said nothing more.. Anyway she was around 42 then, still no show now.

hmmm

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Yes
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Yes to which of the questions? There are at least four questions in that post?

FYI i'm not #TeamGarri but after going through this 20pages and your posts in particular as MOD makes me comment

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Nairaland is a forum with sections. Discuss garri in the right section, which is food section, or get banned for discussing on other sections.

Why being intentionally stubborn?
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I think you are the person that should be asked that question. Must "garri" as an "idiom" be discussed ONLY in food section? Are you well at all? The phrase in contention is used as an "idiom" not as food. Get that into your head and you will better understand the anger of team garri.

Talking about derailing thread, how many "how does this make the frontpage" crew have you banned before cuz of that phrase? You will see a serious discussion going on in a thread then all of a sudden someone will just ask that silly question "how does this make the frontpage". Is it not derailing that thread? Do you ban people for that?

#GodisWatching

Ejiné: Marion Jones is a female basketballer now, so no be big deal. Athletes can branch out anytime.

seriously?

honsule: It happens.But with time and more responsibilities u will realized that u can even do without your fone for hours.
when i was in university then,i was in ur shoes.If i dont browse i will have fever.Even during exams.Always manipulating my fone,and visiting Nairaland(fone) section 24/7.
But as time progresses i discovered i can do without my fone.

GBAM!!

Lizzy i need a detailed info please timbros2001@gmail.com

hmmm na wao..

But how does this affect..........?

*runs and hide under a table*

iLaugh

lol PH babes! I remember somethin like this happened to me in this same PH way back in 2008.
I came down to PH from my base in Abuja for a biz deal and i remembered this my long time friend (a babe) that lives in PH so i called her on phone. After exchanging pleasantries, i told her i'm in PH right then, how do we see? She was like "wow, ur in PH! Omg!". We made arragement how to meet (not on a bleeping levels o. We are just good friends). Unfortunately, i couldnt go see her as planned and i didnt called her that evening. That night, she called and i apologised and explained why i didnt show and promised to come the next day.
In the morning, she called and asked me for 20k which she will pay back before i go back to Abuja. Her story: She needs it to complete her money to clear her goods from Aba. So please could i come along with the money that morning?
Sharp sharp i just tellam say i dey inside "Young Shall Grow" bus on my way back to Abuja..lol

See me see wahala o..

Amazing!

NobleAngell: Am sowi. Accept ma apologies

No worries...