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Business › Re: Cosmas Maduka Preaching The Gospel By The Roadside In Lagos. Nigerians React by Timekeeper: 2:42pm On Jun 03, 2019
mytime24:
F
Our time, can I send u a pm?
Business › Re: Cosmas Maduka Preaching The Gospel By The Roadside In Lagos. Nigerians React by Timekeeper: 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2019
How much will he pay me if I follow him?

An hungry man can't preach... Who get his contact
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Big Brother Naija 2019 Starts June 30th by Timekeeper: 2:40pm On Jun 03, 2019
Okay. I no dey watch.. I go read updates from bbn nairaland venue
Celebrities › Re: ‘Sweezy’ Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Released After Arrest by Timekeeper: 2:38pm On Jun 03, 2019
maryjames9:
This is what you want truly. There was an article on front-page about how to invest and make money in the NSE. The post didn't make it to 2 pages because guys like you don't have the time and patience and even an element of interest in it. Enjoy your front page destination post about Toto Dick and Regina Nwoko
Don't blame me.. I'm a student, don't have such money to invest in NSE..... So u wana send me sumtinhuh
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Bicycle Kick Goal In MLS, Fans React (Photos) by Timekeeper: 2:35pm On Jun 03, 2019
My guy is still balling
Crime › Re: Woman Learning How To Drive Flees After Killing Okada Passenger In Lagos by Timekeeper: 2:35pm On Jun 03, 2019
.... Driving gone sour
Sports › Re: Zlatan Ibrahimovic Scores Stunning Bicycle Kick Goal In MLS, Fans React (Photos) by Timekeeper: 2:30pm On Jun 03, 2019
Good luck bro
Celebrities › Re: Davido Become Ambassador Of Travelbeta - Photos by Timekeeper: 2:30pm On Jun 03, 2019
U just dey enjoy.... I know things say u Don experience brokenness before.


Right now, Davido brokenness in my own side is I'm a millionaire.
But I thank God for everything sha..

Ni Naka Ne Jesus


Anyone bless ur guy with 5k pls

Read my post on my profile
Politics › Re: Okorocha Vs INEC: Court States When Case Will Be Decided by Timekeeper: 2:29pm On Jun 03, 2019
If only okoro knows that I'm broke now, he will approach me.


Pls can someone in imo state inform Okorocha that I'm broke right now, this time I'm vulnerable..


Let him just pay me small amount of money and I swear, I will steal that certificate of return for him at Inec office.


Let him just send me 5k now now and see wonder..


I pray he read this or someone tell him

I broke
Family › Re: Lady Knelt Down To Appreciate Her Husband For Buying Her Dream Wig In Ibadan by Timekeeper: 2:26pm On Jun 03, 2019
Seun and Lalasticala

Pls i want to sell my like.. 1 like for 100 naira and I have like over 2000 like.. E gree 50 naira last last


I say I broke, people kept liking my comment.

How can like translate into cash for me seun??
Politics › Re: Court Sentences Calistus Obi To 7 Years Imprisonment by Timekeeper: 2:14pm On Jun 03, 2019
. Mm
Sports › Re: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, Boyfriend Of Kinsey Wolanski Who Invaded UCL Final Reacts by Timekeeper: 2:06pm On Jun 03, 2019
Funny enough, as the girl don become celebrity now. She fit kon dump the guy... Ladies are just unpredictable
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Adefarasin And Wife, Ifeanyi Celebrate 24th Wedding Anniversary by Timekeeper: 2:00pm On Jun 03, 2019
I pray for such grace with lady I'm currently in love with sha... I hope she is really the one for me...


And if not her, I still pray for such grace with any virtuous lady i marry....
Celebrities › Re: ‘Sweezy’ Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Released After Arrest by Timekeeper: 1:56pm On Jun 03, 2019
Memberclub:
I'm done with nairaland if this makes front page.
Pls before you leave, bless me with 5k... I'm currently broke...

I'm gonna miss you so much bro...God bless you
Celebrities › Re: ‘Sweezy’ Lawrence Daniels: Regina Daniels Brother Released After Arrest by Timekeeper: 1:55pm On Jun 03, 2019
Enough of these, they should teach us how to never get broke not Tonto Dike's and Regina matter again na


Coz right now I'm damn broke
Celebrities › Re: Shan George Reacts To Emzy, Ned Nwoko's Son's Claim Of Asking For Number by Timekeeper: 1:54pm On Jun 03, 2019
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Celebrities › Re: Emzy, Ned Nwoko's Son: 'Shan George Asked For My Father's Number' by Timekeeper: 1:53pm On Jun 03, 2019
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Wish I can get into ned DM so that he can forward me some changee...

I'm cash crunched for now
Celebrities › Re: Rachel Appoh Slept With Elikem Kumordzie - Afia Schwarzenegger by Timekeeper: 1:37pm On Jun 03, 2019
Ghanaian minister is rich
Bba housemate is rich

They gat no problem Cox they are rich
But me, as I dey, I get problem Cox I broke

But me wey dey read news for here dey broke like die.. As in, my sleep betrayed me coz I broke.. I cudnt sleep at all.. Just waking up and thinking but las Las man go survive.. That's very certain.


Who go bless me with 5k?

Some of you will say go and work, lazy fellow and stop begging.. Read my post on my profile.... About my 8k debt..


I no lazy
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 1:33pm On Jun 03, 2019
theButterfly:
Will you wake up?! You really need to re-evaluate your definition of friendship.
I dey school. Now for North and na lag him dey.. How I wan do am.. I'm desperately broke mehn
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 1:33pm On Jun 03, 2019
anonymuz:
oga go collect your money, if na your true friend he will understand your predicament and not hold your money
How, I dey school now for North.. Na lag him dey. Anytime I tell am, he go say soon
Romance › Re: Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by Timekeeper(op): 12:42pm On Jun 03, 2019
ImaIma1:
Well, between my husband, daughter and work, i will be a terrible friend to make at this point.
Honestly I'm too forgetful... Just checked ur profile now n remembered that there is a lover and a baby lover you give ur attention too.. Any way I hope they are doing fine??
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 12:41pm On Jun 03, 2019
tohyorsih:
grin grin grin grin
Is it so funny that u r opening teeth down
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 12:41pm On Jun 03, 2019
Shibaraba:
4:30 you created a thread about taking a girl to your friend's place and he wanted to have his turn

https://www.nairaland.com/5222528/allow-friend-sleep-girlfriend

4:53 this
Oga wan use money rent hotel lash him babe.

You say wetin?
If I hear peeem!!
Better face your book. Who know if na that punna dey give you bad luck
Bro take it easy.. Na just imagination
Romance › Re: Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by Timekeeper(op): 12:32pm On Jun 03, 2019
ImaIma1:
She is community girlfriend, not his girlfriend. It is just bad that he had to find out that way.
ImaIma1, u forgot to reply me.. Was asking if we can exchange contacts and get to know each other better... Probably sending u a dm shud be the first step
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 12:24pm On Jun 03, 2019
Shibaraba:
4:30 you created a thread about taking a girl to your friend's place and he wanted to have his turn

https://www.nairaland.com/5222528/allow-friend-sleep-girlfriend

4:53 this
Oga wan use money rent hotel lash him babe.

You say wetin?
If I hear peeem!!
Better face your book. Who know if na that punna dey give you bad luck
Bros e no funny jare... U think say na joke I dey joke ni


The money matter na real but the girlfriend own na just imaginations caused by brokenness...


Honestly the girlfriend own was a just a thought.. Not real
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 12:19pm On Jun 03, 2019
Apus:
Person dey owe u money come put you for Is-coming and u no wan spoil your friendship. Siddon there hunger never flog u tire. Ur brain no tell u say na only u dey d friendship? Or d guy don help u with money matter before??
No he never help me with money matter before
Romance › Re: closed by Timekeeper(op): 12:18pm On Jun 03, 2019
Shibaraba:
4:30 you created a thread about taking a girl to your friend's place and he wanted to have his turn

https://www.nairaland.com/5222528/allow-friend-sleep-girlfriend

4:53 this
Oga wan use money rent hotel lash him babe.

You say wetin?
If I hear peeem!!
Better face your book. Who know if na that punna dey give you bad luck
This wasn't real jare... I was just imagining the scenario of sex own... Not that it happened to me
Romance › closed by Timekeeper(op):
Closed
Romance › Re: Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by Timekeeper(op): 4:42am On Jun 03, 2019
foliman:
That's so unlikely to happen at my end here... She's my girlfriend for crying out loud, not some LovePeddler or hoe picked by the road side! I can really be jealous on the things I love, let alone the lady I truly love.

That's not going to happen. If he's Hot, verselin dey!
But ur lady even agreed with no argument at all
Romance › Would You Allow Your Friend Sleep With Your Girlfriend? by Timekeeper(op): 4:30am On Jun 03, 2019
How would you feel if you needed a place to have sex with your girlfriend and you decided to use ur friend place and he allowed you. After you done with your girlfriend, ur friend just came in and started loosing his belt that it's his turn to sleep with your babe Cox he allowed you to sleep with her in His place.
As if that was not enough, your girlfriend said yes without no argument. She just said Okay with smile, let him come and have sex with me. Then she started undressing herself in your presence for ur friend
Note: they haven't met before.

So guys, how wud u feel in this situation and what will you do??

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