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ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

Few months ago I went to pass the night in my friends hostel because I fumigated my room and couldn't sleep in it. As I was sleeping, I felt a strong hit on my thigh, it was as if someone kicked me, I jumped up in fright but I couldn't find what or who hit me, I managed to fall asleep again, few minutes into my sleep I felt another hit on my back. I woke up again only for me to see my friend's leg on my back. I woke him up and gave him a sound warning, he slept off few minutes later but i couldn't sleep, this guy kicked me again even when I was awake, I just stood up and sat on the chair till day break

TheRareGem1:
Na hin mouth e take talk am.

emmanuelbrown26:
Afonjaaaa, na una trademark, trying to reap where una no sow. Wherever u go, always check if there are urchins around u to avoid dis kin tori.

Jennyclay:
Your landlady and her daughter didn't pull a gun on your head to lend her 10k or buy meatpie for her. If you don't have money to lend or buy meatpie politely tell them you're a broke man and they would understand.
Broke men with their numerous wahala Nawa o., you hurriedly open a thread because of 10k and #500 meatpie . Shame on you.

charlesedu777:
Ask God

Anyenmoney:
I want to tell her that boyfriends are everywhere but men are scarce.

Gucciblog:
Them go cry tire

Righteousness2:
What does it profit you to decorate and celebrate Christmas while you turn your back on the REASON for the SEASON?

What does it Profit you to Decorate for Christmas beautifully while you a Major ADVANCER and PROMOTER of Satanic works?

What Does it " Mystery Babylon" aka Nomerica headed by calamity Biden to Beautify the White House in the Name of Christmas while the Heart and Mind is Darkened in Wickedness, abominations, Sodomy and all sorts of Evil?

Listen !!! The Judgement of GOD is looming!
The Undiluted wrath of GOD Nations and people who have sold themselves to abominations and Evils!

REPENT and Come to JESUS! Time is Up!
REPENT! REPENT! REPENT!
The Coming of JESUS Imminent!
This that Have Ears to Hear, Let them Hear!

3310adeb:
Why you never follow suit
You senseless Frustrated Vagabond

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
I used to think that people who commit suicide are cowards but hell no they are the real niggarz with mind

They have decided to say enough is enough in this gadamnnn life....they are the one with balls to end this whole fuckkking experiment and zombiediot programming called life

Now this is it this whole fucckkking life got no meaning but we humans are not intelligent to realise it

We have been programmed to do one same old shit repeatedly like zombies...living life is one hell of a pain in the ass...we have to eat, breakfast, lunch dinner...go to school or learn work, pay bills..struggle to be an adult....every day the huzzle never ends...little time we are required to get married and start a family same old shit our fathers just finished doing...now they are six feet under...after that our children will repeat same

What da fuckkk is wrong with us .....can't we see life got no meaning

Kollins11:
Journey to slavery.
People wey dey marry dey try oo.

Well, My advice to you is make sure you carry out DNA test on ALL your children especially your first child and the most important thing is Don't SIMP in your marriage.

If she can't cook very well, feel free to bring in your side-chic to come cook for you in your wife's presence.

If she denials you sex, don't hesitate to bring in your side-chic and fvck her aggressively in your matrimonial bed.

If you notice she's still in contact with her "Ex-boyfriend" just gently bundle her like firewood back to her father's house or her Ex-boyfriend house.

Not that tomorrow you will come here and open a thread that my wife did this.. My wife did that.

Life is short like Nika to be Simping around.

Candidlady:


This is really sad... idont know why ladies from that region fall so easily for men...

Poor lady must have been jazzed/hexed... never trust any of em men from that part.. heard a story of one Muslim dude from ogun state called Angelfrost who used love charm on one of his girlfriends
Yoooooruba demons indeed

It’s just evenly distributed

Not only Yoruba guys are found in this kind of situation

Don’t be sentimental

Wise up




Wicked beings

Ebubu:
bastard. do ur worst

Ebubu:
take it. 16/ph/101
uniuyo
fool

if i see you, i for too beat you.

OloYeOfEgbE:
you mean your trash of a late king buried woefully with your culture and tradition replaced with terrorism doings..

OloYeOfEgbE:
Slaves....

The best and your strongest Oba was buried like trash because of imported religion... if you don't mention Igbo,nepa no go bring light for your house.

Ndi ala