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AutosRe: Boys Don Broke. Buy This 2008 Cheap C300 N1.5m by timifakay(m): 7:39am On Feb 03, 2018
xreal:
It's either the car was owned by a 'Gboy' or the seller wants to emphasise to prospective buyer that "this is what the 'Gboys' now cruise in town, and here is an opportunity for you to join the league".


I wonder why someone will come after you if u buy the car.
If car was owned by a 'Gboy', what's the assurance buyer is not about to be his maga?
AutosRe: Advise Needed On This Car by timifakay(m): 7:36am On Feb 03, 2018
thebigkendo:
Oga the akkant no balance.. Where 47k go? Yaff started spending extra abi?
When E enter 700k.. Ya eye go Open
As you have carry demeanor spirit come, lemme come and be going.





Oga 'new accord', that car is 20 years old oh.
grin
AutosRe: Boys Don Broke. Buy This 2008 Cheap C300 N1.5m by timifakay(m): 8:14pm On Feb 02, 2018
olaleks007:
Who want to claim what u have bought legally. Bros u go school na
Why should I trust a fraudster?
Especially one who boldly flaunts that he's a fraudster...
AutosRe: Advise Needed On This Car by timifakay(m): 7:27pm On Feb 02, 2018
fuckwell2080:
not all Nigeria use car are bad.but 70% are dead cars. am enjoying my Honda accord big time the a.c na die.even at low the a.c freezes.the sound system fire for fire.the gear box changes well and engine steam.I fill my tank and I don't allow my tank to even near half before I fill.Honda cars are very strong and enjoyable. maintain it and it wil serve you.Honda all the way.at least with 520k I got a good Honda.
Bros, calm down. We know you are excited about the car, but use it for 2 months first to know and understand her very well.
AutosRe: Boys Don Broke. Buy This 2008 Cheap C300 N1.5m by timifakay(m): 7:15pm On Feb 02, 2018
Which kind topic be this?
Car that another will come and claim after 2 weeks of use...
Car TalkRe: Driving Etiquette (part 1) by timifakay(m): 4:38pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ase.
In this Nigeria where almost all of us are mad?

merrywheels:
Driving is an ''Art'' mastered with experience over time,so also should driving etiquette be learned.
Listed below are some unnecessary things we do as drivers.




1. Honking behind a pedestrian. Yes honking at a pedestrian is not only rude but also presents a seeming confrontational stance of car to human challenge.
Do you remember that feeling when you have a trailer suprise you with a honk from behind on the highway?Though women hate this attitude far more than necessary,the auto industry says no too.
Have you ever met 3 people walking side by side on the road?


2.Expecting people to run at pedestrian crossings. Its actually the pedestrians way but he let you use it. So next time be calm.
I've seen pedestrian crossings at the widest or lowest part of a slope and I'm like who is the person that put this here?


3.Flashing your full lights in a neighbourhood street. You drive into a street filled with people with your full lights on, driving ethics demands you dim those lights.
Correct, but with the rate some rogue children run across narrow streets between 6pm and 8pm, you sometimes need to honk at intervals in addition to the lights on dim and reserve the high beam as payback for those who don't know it's wrong to drive on high beam.


4. Encroaching on pedestrian walk ways. Simply explained,dont inconvenience the pedestrian by driving into his walking space.
How many roads are even wide enough to comfortably take 2 cars drive side by side? And then with all those who trade or park vehicles on roads.... Pedestrian walkways are almost nonexistent.


5. Indiscriminate Spitting out of the car window with a car behind.



Driving mastered,ethics learnt, happy driving people.
Some people are just.... And throwing out trash too.
Car TalkRe: Car or SUV Below 1million by timifakay(m): 6:23am On Feb 02, 2018
The average Nigerian used 2004 to date car being sold for that price is problematic; requiring an expensive fix.
Car TalkRe: Honda Accord 2005 V6 Engine Oil by timifakay(m): 12:28pm On Jan 31, 2018
naijafinder:
I just bought Honda Accord 2005 V6 My Mechanic want to use Mobil 20w50 engine oil to service my car. He insist this can be use.

Plase will this mobil 20w50 engine oil cause any issue on my EOD v6??

I have heard lot of people mentioned 5w20 and its very scarce.
Is the car Nigerian used or Tokunbo?
Mobil's 5w20 is available at most Mobil petrol stations.
Or contact Gazzuzz for the made in USA.
Car TalkRe: I’m Confused About My Choice Of Car by timifakay(m): 11:50am On Jan 31, 2018
Jagz16:
Please my friends help me out I’m confused I want to buy a Lexus es330 2006 model but I’m kinda worried I don’t know if it will always be faulty or if the maintenance is very high and I also don’t know the main things to look out for while inspecting ..I’m buying tokumbo not Nigeria used please i need advises ..or is Camry 2006 better than the Lexus ??thanks
Bros, jejely go and find mechanic to inspect for you.
Car TalkRe: Buying A Car From A Distant Location by timifakay(m): 11:47am On Jan 31, 2018
omotoyossi:
Good morning, my people. If i want to buy a used car from the north and i live in the south. Is it possible for the dealer to bring the car over to the south even though i would bear the cost? Because i cannot go up there to get the car.. Thanks.
Jejely look for something within your immediate environment if you can't go there with an open mind by yourself. You go to the North and car may not be worth the stress, and you may not get a mechanic you trust to inspect it for you there.

Dealer won't bring car because it's too much trouble going cross country. But if you trust dealer enough to come after sending money to bring it down, then try it out.

The ball is in your court.
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by timifakay(m): 11:53am On Jan 30, 2018
erico2k2:
I have seen people pack thier cars for 2 years due to fault!
I was saying it be parked after using for just 6months.
Car TalkRe: Partners Needed To Establish An Auto Service Centre by timifakay(m): 7:13am On Jan 30, 2018
What's your experience in the automotive industry?
Car TalkRe: 2005 Mercedes Benz E320 Full Option by timifakay(m): 4:40am On Jan 30, 2018
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by timifakay(m): 4:31am On Jan 30, 2018
erico2k2:
its betterto save an buy a toyota instead of buying a car you are going to abadon in 2 years time
2 years is 2020,that's a long time, 6 months!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 3:58pm On Jan 29, 2018
Stealth100:
According to you, you have no right to wrestle your property from someone because she is a lady? He touched her in the course of getting his keys from her.

Sometimes, court decisions are not logical.
I don't care about what transpired between those two, the focus is on the rape/kidnap allegation. Touching her to retrieve his key is not prove enough to label him rapist.
If they don't settle out of court and the guy has a good lawyer, the guy will win this case.
Why did she take the key?
He's suing her for things she did so he won't take her into his house.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 12:06pm On Jan 29, 2018
Stealth100:
His argument that he drove to a safe place which was not even far from the lady's pick up location is tenable in court. If his house is where he feels safe, fine!. Remember he is the plaintiff and he is suing the lady for defamation. Its the lady that needs to prove beyond reasonable doubt the plaintiff is truly a rapist and kidnapper he alleged him to be.

Remember she didn't only accuse him in the heat of the moment when they had the misunderstanding, she published the Guy's picture and called him a rapist/kidnapper on social media hours after the whole saga. If there is anything like "premeditated defamation of character" then she should be guilty of that as well.

Its either the guy goes to jail for raping and kidnapping or he gets discharged, acquitted and of course compensated. Your guess is as good as mine.
Safe place as defined by the driver or the passenger?
Why didn't he take her back to the pick up location?
Would he have done the same thing to a passenger whom he's sure could overpower him in a fight?

He is suing after breaching contract, taking to an unknown location (his house) against her will - after which she removed key from ignition, touching her without her consent - after which she used the pepper spray on him.
As much as I pity the guy, he took too many wrong moves.
Car TalkRe: 5 Most Popular Car Brands In Nigeria by timifakay(m): 8:28am On Jan 29, 2018
livebynite:
Are you high?

Maybe you live in a remote village ?

If not on your way to work if at all you work count the number of Hyundai vs honda cars you see

Mumu
You made 3 sentences.
There are 4 insults therein.
What are you so bitter about?

PS: I am not responsible for your woes, so don't try to take it out on me.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 8:17am On Jan 29, 2018
dokiOloye:
Guess u didn't read d part where he said he stopped at an open place and d rider started making a call and telling someone he didn't know of their location in Yoruba language which he doesn't understand and he assumed she was calling ppl to come n harm him?
Why the emphasis on her speaking Yoruba?
If he doesn't understand the language, how did he know she was relating their location to the person on the other end of the line?
Why assume she was calling people to harm him when he was the one who disagreed to continue with the trip under the guise of not knowing her destination while the lady claims he requested to have the trip in cash or offline?
His big mistake was taking the girl to his house. Who does that?
Car TalkRe: 5 Most Popular Car Brands In Nigeria by timifakay(m): 6:50am On Jan 29, 2018
The 2 and 3 are a close call, but I think Honda should be #2.


Funny thing is we have more Corolla than all the models of some manufacturers.
Car TalkRe: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by timifakay(m): 6:25am On Jan 29, 2018
Shagati:
This is a badass definition and clear as glass.
Glad I could help out sir.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 6:18am On Jan 29, 2018
Coolbenzino:
All this janded guys self. Just wondering, if you feel the country was crystal. What are you doing over there serving white men or perhaps selling drugs. Come back to naija then and manage your fleet. Personally i don't take you guys serious. They will be like me and my friend want to bring in 24 cars. My brother keep your cars to yourself. That we drive our cars doesn't mean we can't buy more. We have many source of income. Trust me most of us here are bigger than you and your partners. Continue selling drugs until you hammer, then you can bring in 50 cars alone. We don't need your cars fool.
Coolbenzino:
My brother I understand how you feel, sorry about all this. But I will
advise you quit your job and drive your car yourself if it is that important to you. Besides you didn't consult us before venturing into this business. I expect to see scores of weekly incomes here to motivate other driver partners not your sorry ass. Sorry though but some of us quited our jobs to do this. Do same that's my advise otherwise take your sorry ass some where and stop consuming my data.
Coolbenzino:
I own my business too and I am an associate to many other business apart from Uber. Also married to the most gorgeous woman on the entire earth. He should do same. I hate to be a sorry ass that's why. Not funny to me when people cry wolf and seek consolation. He should be a man and not bring his sorry ass here. If everyone should use this forum to seek pity I bet many would. That guy didn't inform me before venturing into uber or published his intentions here. He doesn't deserve my pity. Such is life. I have had worst misfortune. Did I seek any pity here? Abeg... Drive your car yourself.

Now, all the i wanna be fleet managers are numerous to mention. But my advise is, drive your cars yourself or employ your family people so you won't cry wolf here, they need the job. I DO NOT SAY SORRY (adiro asi ndo). For future reference.
Due to your rant,

AutosRe: 2008 Dodge Selling @ 950k by timifakay(m): 12:12am On Jan 29, 2018
GAZZUZZ:
when a car owner cannot buy the right size of Tyres for his car? You guys attacking neva see chom chim.
The car is in ajah, go and Inspect and come back.

My initial response is very simple. OP never stated if engine and transmission were good or bad, he said complete.

Next he said with a good security system!!

For your information, no one touches a Dodge caliber, if you like park it in ojuelegba and leave the doors open.

Someone asked for the pics of the engine and never got it.

Before you all blow a gasket, go to ajah and Inspect car.
Hope it doesn't have a 5s-fe transplant.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 11:25pm On Jan 28, 2018
styveke:
In other news...
Hehehehehe...
The guy go lose no matter where they carry the matter go. He was not supposed to take a client to his house.
What happened to nearest public place or security post?
Car TalkRe: Advisable To Convert Automatic Vehicle To Manual Vehicle by timifakay(m): 8:33pm On Jan 28, 2018
The choice is yours
Automatic gears maintenance is simple and there won't be problems if adhered to.
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by timifakay(m): 8:12pm On Jan 28, 2018
justmide:
Pls, I'm considering buying my first car ever.
I can't drive yet, so driving skills = zero.
I am seriously considering a Nigeria used Nissan altima.
Should I go ahead? Does the car give problems? Who's enjoying his/her Nissan altima car here.
Would d car fit a lady? I'm a lady.
Do not buy 2003 Altima.
Any car fits anyone.

I viewed your posts and I must say, you are making yourself vulnerable to scammers by stating how much you have in various posts.
I suggest you go through the following thread to gather more information and never overlook the need for professional review before final choice.

https://www.nairaland.com/4143465/guide-buying-nigerian-used-car
Car TalkRe: You Guys Have Done It Again by timifakay(m): 3:51pm On Jan 28, 2018
Wow!
Great stuff.
Thank you giver!
Car TalkRe: BMW 740i Pre-LCI E38 - Restore To Basic(ish) Condition by timifakay(m): 2:49pm On Jan 28, 2018
obekediamondfuto:
badass astute demeanor!

where is timifakay? please we need the mathematical rendering of demeanor, some folks only understand the English def
A demeanor is anyone who knows
Golf4*fire= scrap..... (1)
Taking fire=0
But Dancok assumes
Golf4*fire= Golf4..... (2)
Taking (1)=(2)
Golf4*fire= scrap
Golf4*fire= Golf4
Cross multiplying
Golf4 *Golf4*fire = Scrap *Golf4*fire
Therefore
Golf4=Scrap...... (3)
Dancok's law states: A Golf4 whether burnt or not is still worth its purchase value of #1,200,000.
Golf4= #1,200,000

Therefore, from equation (3)
Golf4=Scrap= #1,200,000
Going back to (1)
Replacing Golf4 with #1,200,000
Recall: Fire=0
#1,200,000*0=0..... (*). QED
Demeanors law states that after introducing fire into a car it becomes scrap no matter the amount it was purchased.

*Drops mic*
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by timifakay(m): 9:45am On Jan 27, 2018
uchman:
Hello friends...

My car is at it again... I am no more enjoying my car, after it was worked on(Changed the top gasket), it started having a knocking sound somewhere in the engine and the engine model is Toyota 2AZ
VVTI Engine...


Please what should I do next?

I have been wasting money on this car and it is becoming worse...
Scan the car.
Replace engine.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by timifakay(m): 12:43am On Jan 27, 2018
Donmatlock:
So guys, how much would I make weekly if I give a car to a driver? Kindly assist me with real scenerios. I i tend getting a lone from a family member to do this business. How much can I pay monthly for the loan. And how long will it take me to repay.

Thanks.
Not advisable if the primary reason for taking loan is to buy car you will give to a driver and if only means of repaying is gonna be driver proceeds.
Car TalkRe: Car Talk Chat Room by timifakay(m): 9:08pm On Jan 26, 2018
KonPutin:
I'm aware. Which of the cars would you advise one to buy based on those things I listed.
I haven't driven or worked on neither, but I prefer the ZDX.
Car TalkRe: Tesla Model S In Nigeria (photo) by timifakay(m): 3:51pm On Jan 26, 2018
Follygunners:
You can't charge them using the regular home-made electrical output else, you damage the programming. You need special charging stations for these vehicles, bro. which are ONLY available here in the U.S and NOT in any other place in the world which is why they've not gone abroad yet. undecided
How does charging affect programming?
Charging is hardware.
Programming is software.
If you said the circuits, you will be correct.
Do you think any one intending to use such a car for use in Nigeria won't ask questions about possibility of plugging to any power outlet before making the purchase and shipping down?
Car TalkRe: I Want To Empower 1 Person. by timifakay(m): 3:22pm On Jan 26, 2018
I dedicate this 1001st post to GAZZUZZ for opening the doors of his workshop to me a year ago.
I hope the person who takes this opportunity utilizes it to the fullest.

Thank you and God bless you sir.

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