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Family › Re: Nigerian Couple Welcome Octuplets In South Africa by Timijo(m): 8:35pm On Oct 22, 2014
ismailaja:
never,.. y will i run wen am responsible for it, even after 8kid i wil still ask for more
Talk is cheap.
Family › Re: Can Today's Women Have Successful Careers And Happy Families? by Timijo(m): 8:26pm On Oct 22, 2014
If they really want to have happy families, they can have. But nollywood women are not good examples.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Timijo(m): 8:25pm On Oct 21, 2014
Pls how can I construct c band lnb holder for 1m dish?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: FTA Live Football Matches Announcement Thread by Timijo(m): 8:21pm On Oct 21, 2014
Apo VS PSG on TVM Madagascar
Family › Re: 3,000 Applicant Screened For Gombe Mass Wedding by Timijo(m): 3:40pm On Oct 21, 2014
etenyong:
The Committee on Mass Wedding in Gombe State
on Tuesday said it had commenced screening of
3,000 applicants for the second batch of the
exercise.
Alhaji Abdulkadir Abubakar, the Publicity Secretary
of the Committee and Senior District Head of
Gombe, disclose this in an interview with the News
Agency in Gombe.
Abubakar said the committee, which had different
sub-committees, was mandated to screen
applicants for pregnancy, HIV/AIDS and Hepatitis,
among other cases.
He commended the state government for
introducing the programme, which was meant to
assist the less privileged privilege to get married.
According to him, the scheme will reduce the
spread HIV/AIDs in the state.
He said the committee had consulted traditional
rulers and other stakeholders to ensure success of
the exercise.
The sopkesman said application forms for the
programme had been distributed to 11 local
government areas of the state as it was done in the
first batch of the initiative.
He said successful applicants would be provided
with dowry, foodstuff, clothing, furniture and
kitchen utencils. utensils
NAN reports that 720 couples were married out
across the state under the first batch of the
programme in April.
They include 612 Muslim divorcees (Zawarawa), 76
Muslim Spinsters and 32 non Muslims.
www.punchng.com/news/3000-screened-for-gombe-mass-wedding/
I doubt it if punchng still have editors that edit their news before publishing it.
Fashion › Re: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by Timijo(m): 3:27pm On Oct 21, 2014
Glowstone:
Bro you own is okrika grin
Na lie u talk. I bought in a boutique.
Fashion › Re: SEE 2face Idibia's Amazing Versace Shoe Collection! by Timijo(m): 7:12am On Oct 21, 2014
Honestly I have that second shoes.
Health › Re: W.H.O Has Officially Declared Nigeria Ebola Free by Timijo(m): 4:21pm On Oct 20, 2014
This is a goodnews in a new week. Thank God for this victory.
We can now eat bush meat as we like.
Politics › Re: Akin Alabi Joins Politics by Timijo(m): 7:30pm On Oct 19, 2014
This guy has got a lot of money and he doesn't know how to spend it.
Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Tiwa Savage’s Most Revealing Outfits by Timijo(m): 7:50pm On Oct 18, 2014
Omavik:
her life her bizness...
It is not her life. The life will be taken by the owner one day and she will give account for it.
Sports › Re: NFF Sack Keshi, Pick Amodu As Replacement by Timijo(m): 11:26am On Oct 16, 2014
Much is required from this Amodu Shuaibu. He needs to qualify the SE with just two matches remaining.
Education › Re: Covenant University Is The Best In Nigeria-pics by Timijo(m): 3:53pm On Oct 15, 2014
My school fine pass this one.
Politics › Re: Buhari Declares For 2015 Presidential Race, Live On AIT. by Timijo(m): 2:11pm On Oct 15, 2014
Who prepared pounded yam for Buhari and said getting soup is not difficult? All the people singing and beating drum for him will soon turn away from him as usual.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 3:56pm On Oct 14, 2014
flashyberry:
d truth is dat dat 4950 decoder na useless decoder to track with cox its too slow!!! I neva use 4922 before shab but I tink it will be faster judging frm peoples comments
It will be useless to u because u dnt use it. You only judged by people's comment. Have u used 4950hd b4? If no try it. I have worked on the both decoders b4 but I prefer to use 4950hd and dat is wat am using currently. I used it to track the following satellites: amos5, Eutelsat36, astra2, intelsat 20, intelsat12 and nilesat7w. All in one decoder.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 6:32am On Oct 14, 2014
Talenty:
yes 70%
Mine is not even upon to 70% but it is working freely even with the dollar sign. I will advise you to check the tp of the fox sport u have again because we have abt 3 of those channels. The tp of d working one is 12418V30000. If it is the correct tp dat u have and it is not opening, stay on the channel for a few minutes and observe if it will open. If it doesn't open press 8281. If u do dis and it does not open, u need to move on with other free channels u have.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 6:24am On Oct 14, 2014
Lanrekas:
datz a lie'. 4922A Na baba
U people should stop dis agument pls. 4940 and 4950 are higher than 4922A. I have read people's comment here saying their 4922A cannot open some channels while those channels are opening freely on the aforementioned decoders. Examples are SS3HD, fox sport and some other Hd channels.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 10:50pm On Oct 13, 2014
Talenty:
4922a
does it show green wen u put d tp?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 10:35pm On Oct 13, 2014
Talenty:
I got it but it shows no video and audio
Wat type of decoder are u using? Is an HD decoder? This because mine is showing on 4950Hd
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 9:02pm On Oct 13, 2014
ahiafors4:
this tp is red at my daarsat position.
anybody experiencing the same?
Use this tp 12418V30000
Education › Re: Nigerian Words You Thought Were English by Timijo(m): 6:40pm On Oct 13, 2014
If you ask me na who I go ask?
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander And His Lovely Mother by Timijo(m): 9:19pm On Oct 12, 2014
ur mum is very beautiful, HBD to her. Abeg do u have any sister wey never marry? I need quick answer pls.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: "How Much Do We Pay You?" Interview Question by Timijo(m): 7:03pm On Oct 11, 2014
It is only in Nigeria that an employer will ask an applicant how much do we pay you and he/she will be expecting you to say pay me according to the salary structure of the company. What if the salary structure is too low? I attended an interview in a British organisation last month and this same question was asked. I answered it by saying pay me according to the salary scale of the company. But the interviewer said that is Nigerian mentality. She said that I should know what I want. I should be able to say the amount that will cover my needs like transportation, feeding, clothing and others. She said if I mention a big amount I will not be tagged as a greedy man because that is what will cover my needs. All that the company will do is to tell me how much they can offer and if it is too small for me, the company can add to it. When she said all this, I just told her my expectation. On the 3rd day I received a call to come and pick up my letter of employment. When I checked the monthly salary, it was increased by 40% of what I mentioned during the interview.
Health › Re: Britain Includes Nigeria On List Of Ebola Infested Countries by Timijo(m): 11:12am On Oct 11, 2014
Na now I believe say these oyinbo people get bad belle. They are white outside but black on the inside.
Phones › Re: Airtel Launches New Android Data Plan 1+1 Offer by Timijo(m): 4:36pm On Oct 10, 2014
I think this 1+1 offer should be for 11 months instead of 2 months. Abi 1+1 no be 11 again?
Celebrities › Re: Most Beautiful Nigerian Women Under 26: Who Is The Prettiest? by Timijo(m): 6:52pm On Oct 09, 2014
@op, wetin u do no gud ooo. U kon post only their pictures make we dey admire them. Y u no post their fone numbers?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 4:17pm On Oct 09, 2014
blexxonmak:
@Timijo.In FTA hobby we never say NEVER.You got to figure out how to attach it to your dish.
Have you thought of fabricating an LNB holder? Yes you can do that using a 1" square pipe.
Good Luck
Pls shed more light. How have u guys been doing it?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 3:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
Pls house I have never used c band lnb before. I Went to the market to buy one today for irib tv and I discover it is bigger than the ku band lnb. This means that it cannot be fixed into the lnb holder. Pls how does one fix this?
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 10:32pm On Oct 08, 2014
alablec:
rdv never pop up on this tp. it's AIT, etc that pop up on it.
U didn't undastand my xplanation. I said track amos5 wit d tp to hit up to 75 and do blindscan for u to get other channels witin d coverage of amos5. If u did nt get d rdv, put dis 10804H30000 manually and search. But make sure dat u hav up to 75% or abv on faaji or any oda channel usin dis tp 11009V30000.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 8:42pm On Oct 08, 2014
alablec:
Thanks bro, I will do as u suggested.
The tp I gave u give me 75% and I also have 75% on this RDV tp 10804H3000. If u are nt getting up to dat, twick ur lnb until d signal increase.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Timijo(m): 7:33pm On Oct 08, 2014
alablec:
Please house, with your help I always tracked any sat I wish to get but I now find it difficult to nail 16°East channels like RDV while all channels on Amos 5, 17°East are showing. pls help. I tracked with 12217 v 27500 and later used this frq 10804 H 30000 (no green) on 90 cm dish and SRT 4329 in Ekiti.
You have used wrong tp to track. Use 11009V30000 to track amos5. Make sure u get signal of up to 60 and above. Then do blind scan, ur Rdv wil pop up.
Education › Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by Timijo(m): 12:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
OduntanGabriel:
1) The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people.they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me.

2) The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3)The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4) The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there their transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)

5) The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine machine keeps shooting shouting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank naked,he go allow u in.

6)The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.

7) The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people

Fellow nairalander,I don try............keep it rolling.
We are now in the season of the type of people you meet at a particular place. We have done that of the ATM, lecture room, night class, people in the molue, and today's own is type of people you meet in the bank. Only God knows the next one. May be type of people you meet at the police station or filling station.
Car Talk › Re: Motorcycle Pictures From 2014 Bikers Convention In Nigeria by Timijo(m): 8:16am On Oct 06, 2014
I think say na okada riders convention. I kon jump enta, make I jump comot jawe.

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