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but seriously, this dude does make sense, @ Holl, i feel yu die

adorable

in his wildest dreams, those he think nigeria is a dump ground for rejects? at his peak, he can't even displace any of our current attackers, im sure the same would happen to agbolahan too

@Afam, this day and age, you still design so poorly, GEEZZ!!!

for ladies, attention for guys have no idea

how much of women do you know?

i think il go wit the poster, it unfortunate he's not here to defend his posts. One thing we all are missing here is, most women these days have spoilt the good ones, she probably has her reasons but i think that excuse was invented for virgins. They shuld come up with better excuses. Like
"i love yu but lets just take it slow", "we will at the right time", "when smell what you would eat", telling a guy "im waiting till i get married" is like calling him DUMB right to his face.

I know ladies wont understand but its true, i know a girl who's posting her boyfriend claiming no-sex spree and yet getting her groove o wit the guys best friends, its soo true.

@fizofly, yu be psychic?

Yippey!!, one less loser to worry about

Nvr really liked Afang soup anyways,

COOL!! AFANG, bring it on

**kidding**

@poster, the dude is a bigtime looser, Dump is gay ass like noww!1  

what? culd any of yu hav don beta

guess what tripped me the most

the rolex ad waoowing web2.0 rocks!!

yeah its an April Afang, i guess  

@dumbsoft,   dont you ever, EVER ever in your life, call use counter words at me again, whats all that crap for ,

@afang, too dumb to read "template inspired",

@all others, you guys should just ingore us, im only having fun with my favorite calabar soup. ironically, this thread seems to be the only reason i signin NL. so what the heck,

@mambenaje , thanks for the confidence.

@afang again, you know what? il lazy out, but if yu still got energy, bring it on  ,

His website URL is on his profile page. I must admit that he does have a mesmerizing portfolio.

http://www.techimpactwebs.com/portfolio

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@Afang, your arguments are as lame as yu design,

http://www.fidelitypensionmanagers.com/ if yu can beat that it 20yrs, ild resign. FYI its a dynamic site,

and if your sight was right, yould notice that pix of cwg in my portfolio is diff from what the have online, well no thanks to middle men on that. but thats not a talk for forum. you really need to learn from people better than you. and asfar as you talk, all yu keep screaming is 800 static pages. Dumb Ass.

move on from that and pick up a flaw from my designs, even from that template grabbed ones

and as for UBA Insurance, well its now uba-metropiltan, you should pay attention to paper adverts.

wait sef? what do you know about copyrights, do you think its just a way of saying "my website as been up since 2007" dummy, copyright dates are different
from last update date, and even at that. thats not an issue. try to think before you type. moda fuka

@Afang,

want does a low life like you know about business?

as jobless as the assembly might seem, your case would be the first that would involve flogging the person who proposed such senseless bill.

And okon or is it mumu, sry afam, FYI my 800 pages is dymanic, its been dynamic for some months now. by the way i think you should check the site.

still waiting for your list,

Hey i forgot to chip this in, and rather than edit my quote, i decide a new post,

Young man, are you too dumb to know what a web manager is, or even an in house webmaster,

well its someone who manages the content of an existing website, and by manages i mean, update, add, edit, create, delete contents and more.
And as stupid as you may seem, why would i look for a webmaster to come redesign my work.

You know what? ive decided to write one of your clients a revamp proposal of one of your dirty works and guess what? il be duin it for free, cos im so sure they just might not be able to afford me. if you've got the ball, list out any of your jobs, letme choose the one il revamp,

Afam, you know, to be a very stupid person is more difficult that to stop being one, so il not advice you to stop being stupid, you keep screaming about my 800 pages like its a crime to humanity or like i broke some laws that should get me hanged, Your lack of development experience is what is making you d!ck head not realize that we have servers that don't run some web services. Google is there to help you. How ever you try to shift the topic, the fact still remains that you suck at what you do, and hey, what the f@%k those is take to run 10 companies, wen all yu need is just a name and a logo, from your website we can easily tell how successful your company is, im sure your worth well enuff to be at par with my front desk attendant.

AFAM AFAM, ooo AFAM, yu know, i had to ignore all other post just to lash you,

but somehow, i feel yu just aint worth the words, yu design really crap, as in, big time crap. and expect people to comment on how silly you get, just face it. this web thingy isnt for you. Go back to school, and start a new career.

3 (didn't even need a paper for this )

do people still design websites like this

well these days we've been talking and she tells me alot about "the guy", thats what she calls him, she acts as though shes just carring out family obligations. She says she wants to see me that when ever the are making love (well the guy turns out to be a maniac) she's always wanting to say "Timmy stop, i'm tired", like she thinks of me while he does it,

well one fact remains that, i didnt let her go cos i didnt care, the whole thing was just telling on me and i was kinda freaked out, pressure i assume,
we started dating at age 20 and 19, i really do miss her and we can go on for hours now over phone just talking. The guy says she should delete my pix and number of her phone, but she knows it like hell as a matter of fact she got my my first econet line year 2000 ,

il keep yu all posted.

being a househelp goes beyond chores it also involves ogas satisfaction, no be new thing,

basic just be more nice to her, tease her more often, make her feel less like the help, seek her opinion on your actions like if she thinks yur dressing is okay etal. and play with her more often, just like when yu too are alone, talk to her about her curves and tease her about guys, yu know? and dem later start touching those parts and one day ask her to dance with yu, before yu know, the rest na history and yet yu have yur respet intact, but be careful, yur girlfriend might just notice cos the help go dey give am somekin bad eyes wen una don start lolocks

@ all thanks, the issue is not letting her go and wanting her back like someone said, remote, but she was on deep pressure, my parents, her parents and she was kicking my ass with loads of talks, this talk had spanned over 2 yrs and Jan01 -08 felt like a perfect time to move on, but i really regret my choice, its been hounding me ever since, I'd taut after a few months weld be thru, well she wants me back as well, shes even delaying some issues with the guy cos of me, she just called that her mum called her to come home from school today at all cost, i spoke wit my mum today and she says she's given her support since it appears i really love her, but the trouble now is 1) her mum and the desperate brother who seems bent on marring her, wtf is his problem, she doesnt freaking love you!!

@all thanks for the talks,
well they aint married yet, the dude says she has to get pregnant first before altar call, to me thats ridiculous,  what those he take her for
i love her as she is, even is she has no kids for me in the first 10yrs i don't mind,

her family cant stand the idea that she still dates me, and the dickhead new chap is stalking her 100% he knows im a threat but he scares her with all this islamic, swears and his family linage bullshits,

well iv got the mega prison break plan tattoed all over my body, i just hope it works well. i really need to act fast, but my mum needs to give me her blessings first, im not a mama's boy but ive grown to always trust her judgment 

if your tv has UHF, VHF and CHF (craze High Frequency), yu just might be luck to have al you need.

WTF!! Tunde have you finally gone mad now, ?