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Chiamaka01: This cracked me up.

My people make una help me rejoice oh, she quoted me well.....

dejii01:

..........the same thing applies to all engineering departments, maybe except computer and chemical.

Dammytrager: hmmmn...I'll shorten dat to ASG...so we r all ASGs

......Exactly

Dammytrager: lolz...na u sabi
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We dat v been admitted r not aspirants again ryt n we r not yet undergraduates, so wat r we pls?

my fellow ******* add me on whatapps with 07010450449

.......Asunder-graduates

paulGrundy: I don't think the OP has been doing any bible study, he is simply copying and pasting articles from Awake, Watchtower and their reasoning book.

.....I see, is he a JW?

This is what happens when people don't study the bible "exegesis"........

Op.....I understand that you said you've done a lot of bible study however there is something I call "spiritual constipation".....you conceived ideas, coupled with a lot of emotions and feelings, then went off to the bible and began searching for proof to support your claim...whew!...of course you'll find proof after all, the bible was written in a human language.

I won't try to convince you seeing that I've once been in your shoes and you probably have your mind set.I just want to offer you this advice.....ask yourself, what if I am wrong?....yes, you could be wrong.

To everyone, before crucifying the Op, think of your own selves when you were confused and pray for him.

God bless you.

Timmytimmy: yes

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haydot95: must u knw?

see him looking fo what to say to cover space
........

DrHost: u forced out my teeth.......... Funny you

are you a he or a she...

Or a he+she?

Rachie97: Trust you. You wont try that

I already know you trust me, you didn't have to let them know.

Rachie97: Try 'deeper life' hug.

DL hug? Nah, that's too much fun..... ....lemme teach you the boring one*hugs Rachie well and runs outta thread*

Chiamaka01: @muyogoa, you're a 100 level student? What are you studying? And you said you did 100 level twice? Did you cross from a department to another?

.......He's doing it now for the first time, the next time would be with us.
@muyogoa.....wat course are you doing now and what would you be doing next year?

dora7891: ok ok sorry my good boy good boy... dont call me mummy again ok? *hugs*.

Adjusts from side hug to proper hug

dora7891: chai, if ah shoot u, u go know say I nor happy when I dey hope say dem go merge us but e kon b say dey say make we dey joli 4 hous like say na 9montha pregnancy *shines eyes*...oya! 2 d end of d line.

Muyogoa: I observe the last yr oau admission thread on nairaland was much more interesting than this set. You guys are just posting nonsense and uninteresting posts here. Is this as a result of under age or what? Almost all post sounds puerile

It's important to always speak with diplomacy, even if you have a point, no insulted person would listen to you
NB:You don't have a point.

See them watching the FTC spot like hawks...FTC

Boredom

XXX5: guyz.....is was any jambite admitted with GMB for Archi?

.....that's a new subject combo, probably wrong.

dora7891: *bombs the private jet* wher do u tink u r goin afta callin moi! a whole moi! mummy chai we shall wer d same trouser today *brings out anoda bomb*

*ties red clothe, brings out smoking red pot and starts to swing tortise shell suspended on rope; hugs her and they both disappear*

dora7891: donfamous and barackoking... no fighting or... or... I shall hunt y'all in ya dreams... now who wants hugs ...no one? ...

rushes forward! !! Mummy, me!!!!

dora7891: so guys I hav dis new blog and I have no idea wat to post..
ny ideas ?

Depends on the purpose for which you started the blog....there's celebrity gossip, there's educational stuff....you even seem to be a prayer warrior, you could start a prayer ministry for SS3 students writing Utme and putme

*runs into thread on workshop clothes and helmet *Na here una dey self!...been searching for this thread until mummy Dora placed the link. I am Timmy nd I'm coming in for Chemical Engineering......*notices someone about to snap him*no pictures please! Autograph?ain't signing any today!!....*enters private jet and takes off while they applaud*

dora7891: yh a frnd of mine she got her archi GMP xpredite

This last set or earlier?.....A friend of mine scored very well above the cut-off and he's still waiting. Did you hear anything about the combination being wrong for archi?

*removes tie and bounces outta thread, runs back in wearing boxers, chewing kulikuli and slinging catapult* has any expredite who was a GMP student and put in for architecture seen their ad. Notification?
I remember OAU's admission officer saying on that OT day that the right combo is CMP, now those GMP guys are complaining.

The witch cried (threatened) yesterday, the child dies today.....even though there is no scientific proof that the witch killed the child, Afmag yoruba said she did.

Problem is, this child costs over 160K, more than 9 months of mosquitoes, hunger and suicidal reading.

So, na so d thing dey sweet? FTC

Klare: abeg make person aswer me nw

print it incase it decides to leave permanently you can't take chances

moyes5757: I av a solution go to google nd type courses offered in the first year of(state ur course).it works I've done it.2.go to wikibooks .com nd look for ur department nd download books free.3.go to coursera.com or edx.org and take free courses on anytin u wnt even ur course of study at oau so dat u can. No wat u're gonna b doing wen u enta

Nice one, are you related to ManU's former coach?....

*Walks into thread wearing a black tux and sleek Italian shoes*let's make this thread a lil bit more beneficial.Educational tips, suggestion of books, what are we to expect from 100level? You know, stuff like that......

uumm: your question became fake at 363°..

big bro......I see you oh!

moyes5757: 194.17' or S14.17'W