SaintRobs:
@last,my payment issues has been rectified. After taking the struggle to their twitter handle,a staff of the bank was sent to the computer center on my behalf. Alhamdulillah

Seriously? You went to complain on twitter?

Who says twitter cannot be used for more than entertainment?

Una wey get payment problem, this might be a more viable alternative than going to Ife.

mikeczay:
tot u were in sch. i dy go nxt wk monday

Oh. Alright now. Bye bye.

mikeczay:
u don comot?

I'm in Lagos. I left Ife almost two weeks ago. Any problem?

mikeczay:
TIMMYTIMMY
U DEY SCHOOL?

Nope

uumm:

I love the way that banana peel just sat down in the story without actually being an essential part of the riddle...

Moral lesson- not everyone in your life is a "part" of your life. Get rid of the extra load(people)
-Dr. uumm. 06/05/2014

Quote of the year.

adeshola1:

lazy boy..only to be climbing short trees like mango and okro

*hold his ear* when will u learn to start climbing Iroko tree....ehh?? chaii

*uses hand to uproot Iroko tree and flogs him*

Leitner:
A random and quite hard riddle I came across.



Once there was a bus conductor, who was
very rude to his passengers.

One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18
years,tried to board the
bus,
but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the
beautiful young girl came
under the bus and died on the spot.
Angry passengers took the conductor to the
police station, who in turn
took
him to the court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him
and gave him capital
punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber.
There was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana
peel
at one corner of the room.
The conductor was strapped to the chair and
high voltage current was
given
to him! .
But to everyone's amazement, he survived.
The judge decided to set him free, and he
returned to his profession.



A couple of months later, an elderly
gentleman tried to board the bus.
This time the Bus conductor, remembering
his earlier experiences,
stopped
the bus.
Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped
and died due to his
injuries.

The conductor was taken to the police station
and then to the court, to
the
same judge.

Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but
considering his past record
the
judge decided to set an example and gave
him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the
same electrocution chamber
where
there was a single chair in the center of the
room and a single banana
peel
at one corner of the room.
He was strapped to the chair and high voltage
current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!



The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion, but died
instantly the second time??


Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather
interesting and answer is
perfectly logical.
If necessary read the puzzle once again.



If anybody gets this without any form of [i]magomago[i\] (haydot,you be suspect ) ,I promise to trek form Education section to frontpage


Off to watch Barca - Bayern .

Cc::: timmytimmy,deji01,babysmart,9blast,davidbanner,lyrically,godoforijin,dazzlemee,aeshaar,sleek4,uumm,dammytrager,queenabby, and ALL other aspirant.

The first time, he was being a bad conductor (of electricity) so it did not pass through him, therefore it didn't hurt him.

The second time, he had being a good conductor hence the electricity which passed through him resulted in death.

The banana peels have no consequence whatsoever to the death or survival of the man.

Someone told me this in form of a joke when I didn't even know what conductors and insulators meant.

Now that I can place the pieces together, the silliness of the riddle is outstanding

Meanwhile, Viva Barca!

babysmart:

at all o

I thought they finally gave you a room in white house oh

Pele.

*peeps in, enters and climbs Mango tree*

dazzlemee:


Which?

First to upload their picture and remove it without anyone saving it. The rule is that you must screen grab the picture and time you uploaded as proof. Don't start till I come online oh. We meet online by 6pm.

mikeczay:
TIMMYTIMMY, OAUTEMITAYO, I AINT GOT BEDSPACE. WHAT SHALL I DO?

I dunno oh. Wait till we resume. A lot of people didn't get as well.

eminentyourme:
Good morning ladies and gentle men. I need an enlightenment from an experienced fellow on how to change my course from URP to civil engineering or any other possibly department. Am a DE student Architecture Buh was admitted to urban and regional department. God bless as u make meaningful contributions

What did you apply for?

If it's Civil Engineering, then OAU probably did not consider you to meet the DE student's requirement for it.

There is only one way to change your course, except of course the VC is your father's friend, like Dazzlemee. You wait till the end of 100L, buy a change of course form and apply.

I must warn though,transitioning to a course that is considered highly sought after is usually close to impossible if you don't know a very influential person like a professor. I heard most people start out at OAU with the mindset of changing to the courses they originally intended studying but end up graduating with the course they were given. The school has no chill. The grace of God is also very key.

If I may ask, what polytechnic are you transferring from and are you coming with an OND or HND and do you have at least an Upper Credit?

If you haven't acquired your HND, I advise you do so. You can always re-apply to other Federal universities or write UTME again if you are hell bent on OAU.

Goodluck

uumm:

350 naira

Your phone has been switched off

Can you send me a text immediately you see this?

dazzlemee:
Loolz

Let's play a game

9blast:
ugghhhh...I'm meant to be I'm my shell now
Ok boss,you didn't save it goat,dey happy...boss ko,actor ni

U re family too *winks*

So, you called us here because you were feeling mushy on the inside and you wanted us around?

*gives Power Horse Drink to the Thunder about to come for you*

dejii01:


Waye ye na so ye koyan Hausawa?

Show off oshi.

Nobody wants to learn

Have you seen hausadreturn's post about stealing?

dazzlemee:


Ask Timmytimmy

Did you gimme any picture?

9blast:
I COULD REMEMBER WATCHING YOU PERFORMING A CTRL-S MIRACLE ON IT and as my village witches would av it,my memory cards went haywire the moment I also performed that miracle

And what gives you the assurance that I really saved it,besides, again, it's not my picture?

9blast:
I'll shoot u one day ah swear...click on "9blast" there z some "pics" like that on the user's dp,mind u,its not a full pic...if u gat the original,I need it. If you don't...I'll ask the owner

Ahn han. Ask her jor. Is it my picture? You've insulted me sef. Of everyone here,why are you asking me for her picture? This stubborn boy, I will flog you oh

9blast:
#whispers# what other language do u understand apart from english,pidgin and yoruba? Don't think I'm tryna b mischievous here. You'll understand soon enuf

Who's joking before?

Meanwhile, if it's something unimportant ehn

I don't understand any other language, maybe small hausa. Deji can help you if you want someone with hausa sha.

dazzlemee:


Sorry o...when I had unconfirmed payments, I went to meet the manager of the branch of zenith bank I went to and he called the school then told me to fill another teller for the main fees and accommodation which I did then he reposted my fees and even gave me 700# change. Within 2minutes my payments were confirmed

You seem to know a lot of influential people. You even changed your course before resumption because I remember that you checked your admission status on this thread and it was Geology.

Everyone, Omole's daughter might be in our midst oh

9blast:
Timmy,abeg holla when u re here...I gat a business proposition for ya...it involves our dazzling swirrat *winks*

How you dey? Warrapun?

clockwise:
U don arrive OAU? If yes which fellowship u dey attend? Let me use this opportunity to thank God on behalf of Gospel student fellowship for our conference coming to an end today at Igbo oloyin, ibadan. Theme : THE CITY MOVERS. God bless THE GOSPEL FAITH MISSION INTERNATIONAL ND THE GOSPEL STUDENT FELLOWHIP.

Nope, I'm in Lagos.

Aaeeshar:
hmmmm...
2 weeks
14 days
336hrs
20160mins
1209600secs......phewww looks like eternity

Smh.

These ones are doing by the second counting

Good morning, guys. I'm off to church...
















In my room

I'm just kidding though. I'm off to church. Bye bye. You guys should pray for OAU oh. The school is sick in more ways than we understand.

SuperT14, thanks.

Davidbanner, I've just been a little busy. We're still here, sir.

dazzlemee:
Tension in the house

Timmytimmy stop hiding

We met each other at our hiding points ba?

That's not a gun. It's a Rifle. There's a world of a difference

dejii01:


Eyyah. You have no choice but to join us and resume on the stipulated date

Pffffft! ...see you. I have killed my cconscience for the main time

kvngjoker:

No be joke again o...

Ehn. I don see am.

Dammytrager:
in fact let them tell the world, as far as am concerned am not aware of the news

Sunday things

Lmao

Me and you both bro.