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Miracy:
Hahahaha.. . . Can you do such??

Lmao...

Ignore most of the things I say on this thread. I'm usually not serious.

Anyway, you're taken? Where did they take you to?

9blast:
not by power or by might,neither is it by muscles nor 66 amusement parks...figure out the rest

Yes, it's not by all those things. It is by the velocity with which the thunder will strike you when it is descending.

MockinJay:
From the moment I set eyes on you, I knew you were mine and me..yours. In your eyes, I see a future for both of us. A future graced with love and color. A future where I get to call you Love. The terror of my fists shall find its way to anyone that tries to harm you. You are not just a miracle, dear, you are my Miracy.

Smooth enough?

*dies*

Leitner:
Babysmart. Babysmart How market?
Are you sure aal izz well?
Tell me,how many times have you cursed Omole since the latest development?

Lmao. This guy has to be one of the funniest people on the thread.

Miracy:
Lol... . I'm not impressed at all i don't think he's a gentleman

My dear Miracy, the greatest expressions of love aren't usually romantic songs or poems or eulogies.

Sometimes, we see love being carried in the intensity of what a person is willing to do for us.

The young man would kill for you if need be. Can't you see that?

9blast:
goat no go dy spend ur allowances on the pd girls in moro,cos I sabi wetin u fit do

The thunder that will fire you has finished lifting weights to build arm and chest muscles. It is presently jogging from Abuja to Lagos to build it's leg muscles.

Child abuser rada rada

MockinJay:
Well well well. I see I have myself in a corner...a promising corner!

I've always thought of getting married to a Lawyer.

In Timmytimmy's same words, "what's your ring size?"

I must say, this guy is smooth oh.I am impressed.
Miracy, don't keep the young man waiting

9blast:
On a normal day,I'd make some dumbass jokes about this whole situation,but today aint just a good day for all that. Sometimes one has gotta be serious about some issues,and this is it.
Btw,Timmy,still leaving on sunday? Free advice,I think you should tell your parents,but let them know you'll only drop your stuffs and go back home til its time. And if anyone pokenoses into your situation,just #Control IGNORE their fuking butt,its none of their business...like you said,you ve never told 'em any major lie,and I think you should leave it that way,cos if you're busted,you lose their trust man!

9blast:
sure,its only a matter of time...btw,na true o...I neva serious like dis b4 at all...see me acting like person wey dem collect hin bread...wonder wetin timmy go talk again...TIMMY,talk trash or tease me and I'll cook ya ballz with okro this nite

Lmao

So, this stubborn boy can be serious. This is like Joker, the super villain being serious. Pele.

Anyway, don't worry. I'll tell my dad the news on Friday night















After he has dropped me in Ife and he's about leaving.

Miracy:
I also left for school a week before the resumption date out of frustrating. .. . Yes, oau can be very annoying but oau is also best at teaching one that home is best

You were looking for Law students. Lemme give you one stubborn one I know.

Cc: Babysmart

dazzlemee:
Lol my luck sha

Comp Sci/engr

Cc: Dejii01

Miracy:
News like this may never be posted on the school site...

Cc: Dammytrager

That's music to my ears.

This will be the foundation upon which my lies to my parents will stand.

As far as know, the school website should be the source for authentic information. I can't spend one extra frigging day around here.

dazzlemee:
Im not doing geology in oau or unilorin slf

Oh. My bad. Alright.

Lordbinsmar:
please elucidate.

It means I won't give anyone that advice.

9blast:
bros

Grandpa

dazzlemee:
so you want to bi 'oko iyawo'

#AskingForAFriend

But on a more serious note, I won't advice my enemy to leave OAU's Geology department for any other department in Unilorin except the person is really passionate about the course.

dazzlemee:
Lmfao tz not only uncle...if you are up to my eldest brother I will call you uncle

Wait first, you can pound yam, you love Jesus and a little younger, please what's your ring size?

dazzlemee:
Lwkmd 13 ke... Im 16 jare

OMG. From today on, don't talk to me without putting uncle behind my name.

Haydot95 Or 9blast or worefa, cradle snatching is still a crime oh

Leave your daughter's mate alone

uumm:
.. I'm sure you'll not be the only fresher on campus...

When are you coming, bro?

Please call me when you're around.

dazzlemee:
Great Ife ko, Great Ife ni! What kind of school allows someone to wait for nine months at home and then postpone the resumption date when person has packed finish. Na thunder go fire una nyash der. Person go don c em grandchild graduate before he enter school!

From your picture, you look to be 13 or at most 16 years

Leitner:
Completely get you.

If you eventually decide to travel though,make sure you travel light. By travelling light,I mean without bed(you will always find a bed to sleep on),without cupboard and other heavy stuffs. Coz if you travel light,the wardens on sighting you will probably think you are just a returning student and incase you are also not able to stay,you can easily go back home.

And for a guy,I can assure you,apart from Angola(which I'm not sure is opened),you will surely find a place to stay and sleep,as far as you are able to get inside the halls(which you should be also be able to).

Thanks bro. I have a place where I'll keep my things off campus.

Lordbinsmar:
may be your neighbours dont know what OAU is all about...Oba Adaniduro University....To me all this is not a surprise,thats just the nature of the school,go and ask any OAU graduate that you know they will tell you that you neva c any thing.

Well, in that case,I'll just make sure I become really acquainted with OAU and it's environs because I'll be staying away from home a very big fraction of the time.

Walahi, the devil is a liar

The electricity supply in my area just got spoilt and it's the type that lasts for weeks before people start thinking of fixing it.

I have my mind made up. Come Friday, I'm going to Ife.

Suits.Tick
Empire.Tick
Vampire's diaries.Tick
The Originals. Tick

For the first time in a long time, I'll be lying to my parents and I feel no remorse.

Leitner:
I'm hundred percent sure Awo,Faj,ETF,spot,Alumni,Moremi will be open. Angola and Moz should be,although I'm not really sure.

As for "will wardens allow you to enter?". There are 3 entrances to Faj and Awo. Etf has 2 that I know. Most females have one.
If you are a guy,you can always pass through the other gates without anybody bothering you.

And as for Females,I don't know whether the wardens will allow or not. Maybe you should ask the Ariyke girl.


I still maintain though,that- You guyz should just chill till 17th

Alright bro, thanks a lot.

As for waiting till 17th, I think it's easier for you to say. Some of us already have neighbours that raise their eyebrows and "yinmu" each time they see us pass. Even a day would be torture.

Leitner:
That's if the former Occupant of your bedspace has travelled back home; which is 80% likely.
But except you are really desperate about leaving,I'd. Advice you just chill till 17th
I get you bro. After 9 months of staying @ home,I'd prolly be tempted to do the same.

But if you can,I'd advice you to just exercise little patience;small time now,17th go knack.

The questions are:

Would Angola, Etf, Sports and Moz even be open?
Would the porters allow us in?

Dammytrager:
Haha...seems its an aro o, if its not on oau website or oaupeeps by this time tomorrow then its better to disregard the info

One of the strongest mechanisms of the human mind to cope with devastating issues is the mechanism of denial.

I really think it's time to snap out of it bro

Leitner:
LMAO!!. Na. Obodo oyinbo you dey go ni? . Sorry Bro
You guyz can actually go to school if you want to as the Bedspace freshers are allocated were previously allocated to last year freshers,and almost all of them would have gone home by now or May 3rd(Final year students will be the ones mainly on campus and that's bcoz of their project and stuffs) Plus school is always open @ all times;even during strikes.

But I should warn you- in this kinda period,school will be extremely extremely dry and boring. The fact that you are also a fresher(you don't know that many people) will make it even more extremely boring.

My advice - Keep calm and climb an Okro tree .

My brother, I'd rather be in a boring school environment than be in a place that I've already told everyone I'm leaving. I don't want to be tagged liar/dishonest.

Besides, boredom could mean enough time to start revision.

Dammytrager:
No p bro, Buh am concerned about something, seems we filled our parent's phone number when we were filling the bio data, if they text our parents about it, kasala don burst be dat

I don't think they would have started working with the bio data by this time. Some people haven't even started their registration yet. Hopefully they won't send it till I leave.

dejii01:
Yesterday, two of my friends that have finished their 100l came to visit me. I explained I'm leaving town by Friday and resuming on Sunday. They even bid me farewell.

Now this rumor is freaking real!

Which way Nigeria?

Pele.

At least I can take solace in the fact that some people have it worse

Dammytrager, we'll see on campus. I'm leaving this Friday.I am not going to tell my parents anything and I don't feel remorseful about that. I won't standby and let OAU run me over in this my street. The way I see it, two weeks in school can be a blessing.

Tikikikikikiki..peeps are just starting to readjust their minds to something that they heard yesterday.

Oh well, I'm going to Ife next week. The idea would be to lay low till I leave.

PHgirl:
Where will you stay?

Okro tree

9blast:
Deji,abeg one rat dey sing ontop my okro tree...shey u get gun?

Stubborn boy

adeshola1:
so dammytragger.... pls

re configure your ur timer.....
*sits under d okro tree* and sobs
whhhyyyy.... Oba Adiniduro Unifasiti

The news isn't confirmed yet. I'm just preparing for the worst,like uumm said.