Dammytrager, greet mummy Kunle for me oh. Tell her not to forget my locust beans when resuming with you nextweek oh.

Solexy96:


Lol... Bro. Not everyone views life the way you do.

Understanding is relative!

Brother, you seem like one of these "iwe" people who take everything too seriously. That was meant to be something jocular na. I thought you as a stalite would recognise aro from a mile away, anyway I'm sorry.

You don't even know me so don't assume I view life from any perspective yet. I might be gay for all you know with Dejii01 being my sweetheart.

There's a quote my mum uses when I go on the defensive even before she begins accusing me of something.

"The goat wey neva chop yam wey dey do meeee know say hin eye don dey the yam Tey Tey"

Again, I'm joking

I'm also in Faculty of Technology. You seem like a really serious minded person. Please, I'd like to meet you. I'll take your number and chat you up if you don't mind. Ese sir.



Meanwhile, you and Miracy have to pay for using our thea...Oops *covers mouth quickly*

dejii01:
Dammytrager,

How is campus?

See this one ba, what will it cost you to collect his number? You want Dammytrager to comman be doing "Reporting Live From Ife" everyday.

So no be only me dey enjoy that thing

Dammytrager, how is campus?

Lyrically:
chairman no fall my hand nah..no be every cloth we dey spread for sun..oya shakitibobo!

Are you implying that oga Solexy96 has a hidden agenda?

How dare you?



Anyway,from your comment, i would hardly use the word hidden to describe your agenda.

Lyrically:
Lolz i totally undastnd you..believe me no hidden agenda just appreciating a beautiful work of God

Hidden what?

please, can you explain what you mean by hidden agenda?

Lyrically:
Jesus christ son of God!..Miracy is dat you? *in davido's voice* baby you're looking so nice

Bros, please don't take this the wrong way but that's not how it's done.

This is how to do it:

Solexy96:

Chai...! Post of the president? You wanna start a feministic revolution ni yen...
But... I agree... It's possible. You'll just need to create a very convincing awareness as to why a female could take-up the role of president.
But you have to start beating the guys to the post early... You need to start from your faculty...
Wow... This conversation is really getting interesting. I love people who love to break-through barriers, think out of the box and aim higher than deemed possible. Its kind of my style
I'm not a law student(i presumed that's what you meant earlier but just had to confirm), I'm a Mechanical Engineering student.
I'd like to continue this conversation elsewhere. Add me up on Whatsapp - 08132210524.
Reply if you concur...

#TeamSolexy96

Amarachi---any wayward female

Omo ibo--- non Yoruba

Smh. Funny in a really tribalistic way if you begin to think about how the slangs must have originated.

Not cool and really insensitive when you have a close friend named Amarachi.

BLAF:

Broz,Is d printout the computerized sheet(d one that contains d results of several students) or the one printed from Waecdirect.org?

The one from Waecdirect.org

uumm:


yeah... still here.. living the life.

We "stalites" on campus (I, dammytrager and co.), wish you "freshers" a safe journey.

Don't worry, I'll soon be joining you stale freshers.

Streshers

From ASG → Stresher → Fresher → Stalite → Graduate

If every one of us can say a 1 minute prayer for Nigeria daily, I believe we will see the difference.

uumm:

i uploaded the print out already... i was going to tell you to change it cos i saw a notice somewhere in Health sciences that read : statement of results will not be accepted...



but then maybe it's only for health sciences peeps

God bless you, bro.

uumm:

doing fine fine.. you uploaded your statement of result in place of the waec online print-out... Yes?

Yes, but I think I'll change it because in the instruction given online says upload original WAEC certificate or "a print out from WAEC site".

What about you?

uumm:

i totally get your point.. but i wouldn't call it "natural"

Don't mind him. He doesn't know that it is supernatural.






Don't mind me oh. It's boredom. How are you?

I think the term "God's will" is rather ambiguous and would serve different purposes in different contexts.

If we study through scripture, we can however understand somethings about the will of God.

1) God has immediate wills that is usually revealed and might even be changed by prayer usually to detrimental events.

Case study: Hezekiah's llifespan

2) God has a sovereign will that belongs to Him by reason of His Omniscience. The sovereign will of God is the mirror through which the almighty views the universe. Hezekiah's prayer was already part of the sovereign will of God. Man has no business in the sovereign will of God.

Case study : Acts 4 : 28

They did what your power and will had decided beforehand should happen.

This doesn't in any way absolve of sin or justify wrong doing. It is simply an acknowledgement that God is Omniscient.

4) The whole purpose of man's life is to search out the will of God and do it. God is perfect and just and will never make a mistake. That is the purpose of Romans 12:2

Hezekiah's life in the fifteen years was a major part of the events that triggered the destruction of Israel years later.

5) We have no power to force or impose our will on God. He may step aside and allow our will because he wants to show us the folly of our ways but scripture doesn't teach that God will allow us control Him.

I'll answer respectfully laid down contentions.

Leitner:
Leitner Pro-tips:::

1 wk to resumption. As we are resuming,here are random tips I thought I should share-

1) Registration is always stressful. Exceptions are faculties with low number of students {dentistry,clinical sciences,Pharmacy,Law,Basic medical}; the remaining faculties have high number of students.
If you are in one of the faculties with many student,the trick is- just be a little bit patient. Don't rush to do your reg immediately you resume as people are always much;therefore making the process stressful. During my time,after stressfully waiting 7:00 - 4:00 for like 4 days without any success with my reg,in anger,I decided not to go again. I eventually completed my reg later when lecture has started,in less than 15 mins of waiting.

2) Academics- one thing you should make sure of in your academic life is that- your notes should always be complete. Make sure your notes are complete,and if you are the lazy type like me,you can always photocopy{Find and make friends with someone who attends class regularly}. Reading only textbooks will never make you ace exams. For part 1 students, most of your exams and tests will be set from your notes. And most lecturers only mark answers correct when you put them word for word as it is in the note. Textbooks are good for supplementary,but your notes are the MAIN THING!.

Another one{this is for those live in hostels apart from Moz and Angola}- The main advantage of being a Fresher in Ang and Moz is that you easily get the latest information,also on time and it is vice versa for those that don't stay in Ang and Moz.
That's why I will advice you guyz to always keep contacts with your course mates; it's very necessary. Make sure you have the class rep's number. There is also always a departmental group on whatsapp,make sure you join that too or you might just miss the practical that has been re-fixed to an earlier date. The whatsapp group might be annoying @ first due to barrage of notifications you will be receiving and the nonsense chats going on there. But believe me,it will definitely come in handy Later.

Lastly on academics- it's a cliche but here it is:: make sure you start reading as early as possible. Time flies so fast that before you know it,notes are already becoming bulky,test has already started and small time again,you are already preparing for exams. So,unless you are einstein or like crash-reading,which is a gamble,I will implore you to start reading couple weeks into resumption and before your notes start getting bulky and voluminous.

3) A bonus! - Ok here it is- don't be scared of anyone in OAU!. Fighting is not allowed; so don't be afraid to air your views. If anybody tells you CR7 is better than Messi,don't hesitate to tell him he is suffering from acute Orubebeism .

But be careful,you just might meet the guy you abused on campus,in a lonely street in Ibadan .



HAPPY SUNDAY to Y'ALL!!!!!! . I know say 9blast no go attend church today .

Bro, i'll need your help when we resume oh. You'll surely be seeing me. What time will you be on campus?

davidbanner:

I think it is natural ..but can be controlled. ...I remember performing special football skills on field just because I saw a beautiful girl I like....when I tried to re-do those skills again , OMO I fumble.....

most times when guys see girls ,we tend to do things that will attract their attention especially the ones we have a crush on....

abi no be so, guys?



#Banner

The problem with your statements is that to you, every guy is one and the same in character and reaction to the opposite sex.

Your point is noted sha. It's true for a lot of guys.

uumm:


yeah, because it happens to every guy alive on the planet..


it's not

mikeczay:
am amused when a new girl comes in and starts feeling lyk sumtin cos guys day wine am. if u c me physically, na u go woo me. who u dey use monosyllabics 4? mtchew cathriney ko, katrina ni

*sigh*

You figured the amala line would not work for this one ba?

But really, what did she do to you before now?

moyes5757:
7 years...i'd still be schooling(but will b making money on d sides ),not near married....generally i see my life being awesome as long as i'm doing what i love...

Finally, my time to shine teeth.

uumm:

7 years... many things will happen.. i'll probably still be schooling.

9blast

Same here. If not schooling, I know I'll be learning something by that time but marriage will definitely not be on my to-do list.

Catherineey:


1.Pharm..
2.Just felt like
3.Akure

Oh. Alright. You might want to stay away from 9blast to have a hitch free experience here. Okbye.

Catherineey:


Thanks

Welcome to the thread. I have three questions for you if you don't mind.

What course are you coming in for?

Why did you take down the picture?

Out of curiosity, AK city would be?

Someone please hold me. I'm laughing hysterically tonight. 9blast, kai...nna mehn, initiate that girl sharperly

Biology101: The brain is the god of the body.

The body can be compared to a computer system with the brain being the CPU. It controls and co-ordinates every other oragan in the body. Most people don't understand that even the seemingly simplest body actions like sneezing or even a blink are actually orders given by the brain. Everything done by the body is controlled by the brain.

The brain isn't just for thoughts.

The heart on the other hand is a less more important organ. We have heart machines that serve as substitutes when the heart isn't functioning properly. That is why we have heart transplants but we don’t have brain transplants.

At least not yet.

dejii01:


No na

See how I knew

E-diot, you saved the number, don't lie

dejii01:


Oh my, oh my! You want to be among the trio?

*wipes tears of joy*

Let's make Nigeria great again.

Exactly, say no to tribalism.

dejii01:


Lool

Aeeshar is yoruba oh

Deeeeeji, au diyou know?

Hmmm, issokay. Issolrait.

PHgirl:


That's easy. Dazzlemee, Aeeshar and Mizkels.

Dejii01, you don't need to look far. They are here.

Aeeshar, are you hausa?

Aaeeshar:

*sprinkles hot oil * Timmy resurrects sharp sharp

dejii01:


Yes I do


I was going to make a wonderful line using the word 'connection' to toast you but I'm a retired flirt



I now lecture Timmytimmy and his gang

E-diot. Na you 9blast go dey look.

dazzlemee:


From 28 up

Lol. Alright na. I wish you all the best.

Aaeeshar:

go for him nw

*dies*