hausadreturn:
did someone die?

Lol. God forbid. I was joking.

adeshola1:


*looks up on d okro tree, sight Timmy singing*

bros, wat is happening na...why d song

SaintRobs:
Sorrowful song you said? Don't tell me it's because of the resumption rumour being pedlling by some folks here ooo

It's always first a rumour, then it suddenly transitions into reality.

I'm just feeling a little bit sore right now.

What davidmascot and XXX5 said also made a lot of sense. It's already 4 days to go so no change should suddenly be effected but then it's OAU: the birthplace of inconsiderate behaviour.

*enters thread,climbs okro tree and begins to sing sorrowful igbo mourning songs*

lezi:
when the lecturer told me,my heart raced and I said the same thing:'this better be a joke'.
But it isn't guys.All my plans,our plans has been torn to shreds.But in terms of reasoning,they have a point,they've just finished a session and we want them to jump right into another,without rest.Its still sad though,really!

Are you serious?

*dies*

lezi:
Guys,the news going around is that our resumption day has been shifted to may 17th.I'm devastated.source of info was from professor salami,D.V.C.

I'm currently staying with a lecturer,my uncle's friend in mayfair junction,ife.They had a meeting and she related the outcome to him.Anger and dissapointment is a small thing when compared to what i'm feeling right now,I'm outraged.
I feel like grasping omole by the throat,become a vampire and suck every pant of his blood dry.He is cruel to us freshers! ,but I think I understand,they all got to rest

Guy, I'm not one to issue threats but if this news is false, just watch your back.

My advice to you would be to deactivate your account if this news is false. I've said my own.

lezi:
Guys,the news going around is that our resumption day has been shifted to may 17th.I'm devastated.source of info was from professor salami,D.V.C.

I'm currently staying with a lecturer,my uncle's friend in mayfair junction,ife.They had a meeting and she related the outcome to him.Anger and dissapointment is a small thing when compared to what i'm feeling right now,I'm outraged.
I feel like grasping omole by the throat,become a vampire and suck every pant of his blood dry.He is cruel to us freshers! ,but I think I understand,they all got to rest

This better be a joke

Even all the rats and chickens in my street know that I'm resuming may 3rd.

This better be a joke

It's not just the smiley guys, I'm actually on the verge of tears.

dejii01:


AFMS entrance things

Well, that makes three of us now.

Whoever clears me would just laugh at my picture and I can't replace it because the stamp cuts across the passport

See you. Dey dere. Staple a new passport across the old one jor. Who get time?

dazzlemee:


the same session...i wanted to change my course so i told someone to do it for me then i ended up being indecisive in the end.

I do not understand but don't worry. I was just curious

Ariyke:
dunno who made the law buh pls no go cause casala o

Hehehe...just kidding. I'm not a confrontational person but I think the rule should always be "first come first serve". This way,the likelihood of not having a wardrobe is already a possibility even before we start registering.

Mizkelz:
....olryt

That moment you tease about being a witch and the other person takes it as a normal thing, you know that you will conduct a vigil that night.

Mizkelz:
Timmytimmy seems to be active at nyt

It's because it's just few hours away from the time of my banana tree "elders" meeting.

Ariyke:
without ur COO u won't be cleared

Will they accept the old ones?

I did mine when I was entering JSS1 and that's a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally long time ago. The passport on it sef ehn

I'm thinking of replacing the passport. Any ideas?

Ariyke:

in moz bed 1-4
Moremi, Akintola(sport) all occupant has wardrobe
Dunno about alumni av never been there

I think that rule is a little bit annoying and irritating. Who made it? And are we under any obligations to follow it?
I thought the rule was always "first come first serve"

Because I'm on bed 5 and I'll probably be in my room super early to go and lock a wardrobe.

All these stories flying around about certificate of Origin. Has it occurred to anyone that OAU didn't place it amongst the things we should come with?

It's not that I don't believe. I just canno coman goan kee myself jare.

Will they accept the old ones?

Eunixa:

The name of the course self is heavy. Me I love maths oo but chemistry and physics are wat drove me away from science class.
Wish u best of luck sha.

Thanks. I have a good friend in your department.

dazzlemee:


Yeah I know.. My case is complicated..I ve two admissions in oau and im also not sure im going to stay there..I guess the first semester will be like a test kind of thing for me

How come you have two admissions in OAU?

Different sessions? Do you mind explaining?

tunapa2009:
we have hall week, departmental week, Faculty week, social nights, and lots more..

Alright

azeezat201:
I've been unable to upload my scanned certificates. It's saying, 'no file attached'

Is the size of each credential lower than the stipulated size? If they are, I suspect that it isn't an e-portal problem. It might be a problem with your files or even the computer you're using. You can try re scanning, resizing and re uploading with a different PC.

Lordbinsmar:
you are right jare...at least when she get a job at OANDO or SHELLS she go 4get all d stress quickly.afterall no course is easy..but xpect 2 live less social life on campus.

If I may ask, apart from making jokes about each other all in the name of aro, doing aluta, and sports, what do most OAU students do for fun?

Asking cuz most of them seem to be all about their books. I cannot do that one here again oh

dazzlemee:


Rara o..I have several choices actually but I thought geology was the best but all this discouragement ehn

Lest i forget,changing your course isn't that easy on campus except you want a course you wouldn't be so proud of.

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dazzlemee:



JESUS!... Im changing

That's not the answer.

Graduating from no department is going to be a walk in the park. Geology is just one of the many tough routes. Should medicine students kill themselves?

I know an OAU geology alumnus that works with Total. Dude works in France,bought a house in Lekki that no one lives in.

Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. That's a really deep quote.Take time to think about it. My advice to you would be to start well. According to what I've heard, 100L is the easiest level to get your 5pts. Since with time, it would be harder to increase your CGPA, focusing on the easiest and less difficult periods will do you a lot of good.
To do this, you might want to make the right friends and be less interested in non-beneficial relationships.

Pele.

azeezat201:
I'm a d.e fresher,I filled the 1st and 5th... does it mean i've to upload the professional certificate?

What exactly is the problem?

Mizkelz:
wateva

I was joking.

9blast:
hey,can I send you a pm? Need your help please. Thanks

dazzlemee:

Ofcourse..sorry for the late reply

Cc: Dejii01

"The easiest methods are sometimes the best"

-Baba Suwe, 1985

Aaeeshar:

c'mon timmy, don't b sarcastic. itz very normal 4 a girl 2 admire another girl. "who no sabi wetin good "
In fact girls bliv compliments dt come frm girls than from guys

See the bolded again.

Just kidding

Mizkelz:
lol....im straight....her rap flows realnyc

Exactly! Her rap should be enough but she doesn't get satisfied until she has shown us something "more".

Of course you're straight, that's why you love Nicki's pictures and you kept admiring dazzlemee.

Mizkelz:
....so u went bck to chck?....i love her n her music

Yes, I did.

You love her. Oh, I see. That's...erm...okay.

Eunixa:

Me self. I'm just kind of scared of leaving home I guess. I wonder how I'll manage with my roomies because I'm a little too private about everything especially anything I write.

You'll adjust. Everyone does. I have a very good friend in your department.

Mizkelz:
....a guy frm my church....livingword fellowship

Hope you don't mind me asking, what's with the Nicki Minaj pictures?

Mizkelz:
...r u shittin me...guess u r d 2nd dude I knw in my dept....r u an xpredite

Yup yup. Hope you're getting ready. I went to chemical engineering department when I was in Ife last week, I met a very eccentric looking lecturer. He told me to go and solidify my maths, especially calculus. Who's the other person you know?

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