Emmalot121:
Env. Design & Management
It has closed for mine too. Paid since last week and only saw the link on my page yesterday. My sis has gotten someone to scot with for the main time. Is it true we are to fill some forms online?

Yeah. Just check through your students profile page. You'll see "online registration". You can ask anything you don't understand on this thread.

haydot95:
thank u my swirrat

You sef dey call person swirrat. Wonders shall never end

Emmalot121:
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Have you been given accommodation? How did you do it? I've paid acceptance and school fees.

Oga Miso, how are you? After paying, you'll see a place where you can apply for bed space. Choose a gender and then a bed space is generated after which you go and pay for it. Do not pay if you haven't been given.
What department are you? I'm asking because bed space allocation has closed for some faculties.

dazzlemee:


Im sure his not na

To be forewarned is to be forearmed

He is not one hooligan. He is a HOOLIGANS. I know him. I'm telling you. Don't you believe me?

Treasureoluwaseun:
ABEG WU DEY AWO HALL HERE, HAYDOT OYA SHOW FACE


TIMMYTIMMY
DAMMYTRAGER
AFOLABI

Na dem Haydot95 oh. Na Angola dem throwaway me put.

dazzlemee:


Lol yeah, glad to hear from you again.

And you too

Please stay away from Haydot95. He is a hooligans.

efyzhi:




Lol timmy leave d guy oun wa eni kun ra ni o..........


Anyways how ve u been


Love d air here....... Hmmmmm

Ayam fine oh.

moyes5757:
Timmy with diz ur write up i will make sure u transfer to law in 2nd year ooo awesome talk sha...

You sef wan chase me

haydot95:
guy...na no go area

Why? You this hooligans

haydot95:
mhen,so you fit compose this kinda write up? I swear u re now having small sense

Big head sombori,you think everyone is a hooligans like you?

dazzlemee:


I couldn't help but smile at your post. Well said.

Thanks Dear. It's been a while oh,you this Geology sambori.

davidbanner:


wow... I love this piece... u should have gone for law

Thank you,Banner Baba. Babysmart,my learned colleague,mo ma gba transfer oh. The harassment to go to Law is getting too much

A somewhat long read. Nonetheless, conveys your message in a mature sense

Thanks.

Everyone and his/her perspective to life. I was simply asking questions and not being rude with the questions.

Are you a dim wit? Is your head filled with smelly pap? Do you have the IQ of a rusted nail?

Do you find the above questions respectful? Please do not take the questions with seriousness. I just want to prove a point with them.I cannot hurt a fly. I'm sure everyone here will agree with me that the questions you asked were asked with the intent of rudeness. Now that you have been found out,you seem like you want to bluff your way out of it. Is it not obvious that he is not blind? Is it not obvious that he can "understand simple sentences?" I think that you should admit you were angry and that you acted out of line.

If you do not still think they questions were rude,everyone else apparently does so. Where i come from,that is enough grounds for an apology.

Everyone but him.

That my quote was a sarcastic one. I simply said it for you to understand that the fact that you place something within quotation marks doesn't necessarily mean you do not mean it literarily. Sometimes,it is used to highlight a word,to place emphasis on the word.

I don't see why I should. If anything, he's the one to apologize. Since he's a Stallite-as you claim- he should have answered my question directly without having to beat around the Bush. And if he doesn't know what to say type, then he should ignore or refer me to someone capable of helping.

Read what he said again. It was not an assault on your intelligence or an attempt at sarcasm. He was trying to make you think about the fact that the state of your hostel will not change irrespective of what you read or find out here about it. It was a witty statement,to me.

This is just one big misunderstanding but you are running the risk of painting yourself as a bad person if you do not apologize after reading this. We all make mistakes,bro. You did yours today.

You did not say anything about the moniker. Did you watch all three of them? And,please what department are you?

MockinJay:


Did u see the quote? Or are u blind? Or you don't understand simple sentences?

I tried to look the other way like everybody did but I just couldn't. Please don't pick a fight with me, thank you.

Why are you being rude?

Before you ask how and when, "are you blind?" And "Don't you understand simple sentences?" are certainly rude and out of place.
And you were apparently rude because you expected him to know that your quotation marks changed the meaning of what you used to describe his statement. Of course, everyone knows that's what quotation marks do.

I personally think he was being witty with the statement but that has passed now. He's a stalite and he took some part of his free time to help us answer questions here but all he is offered is BS.

I think you should apologise.
And yeah,I love your moniker and would like to be your friend.

Pardon my na-me-sabi-am-pass attitude,sirs and mas. Some cannot stomach injustice.

This should not be on front page. The article is written to arouse anger and incense people on both sides of the divide that has been created. It reads like a battle cry for the average SS and SE man. I think the mods should take it down. In our walk towards creating a Nigeria that is free from Ethnocentric divisiveness, we should encourage media outlets to shun clearly hateful and unfortunately inconsequential rants like this.

That said, I don't think any lover of Nigeria should dignify this trash by trying to defend Buhari. That would be an insult to the voice of the Nigerian people. This is really really low.

I have wonderful igbo and South south friends and I know this does not in any way represent their views.

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...When did people start appeasing the gods with money, I tot sprinkling a little palm oil on their head would do the magic, abeg ah dy bring palm oil n ogogoro come 2mao, no exploit me

Do you mean to tell me that you have not been moving with the times?
*brings out POS machine from shrine and shows everybody*

See, better bring your ATM card when coming tomorrow. Things have changed. The irunmole have moved with the times.

Dammytrager:
I've been to the bank to complain buh what I was told there was that the school has one account for accommodation, acceptance and main fees n that m not the first person to pay there.

I've been calling the hotlines since mawnin and its either switched off, busy or they don't pick as in ehn m fed up already I had problems with School fees initially when I thought I've broken the yoke now this, Timmytimmy come o wetin you do me.

The irunmole is angry. I'll send you their account number.

tunapa2009:
I think she "signed" for AWO 201 special elective:Demographical study of awo hall........

At least she's not doing AWO301

Biological studies of Hall inhabitants.

sweet7oyin:
its actually sweet 7 OYIN besides if u was to know my name...... Shocked would be an understatement

Oh. Alright now. Very masculine name ba?
Goodluck bro.

Ariyke:
madam u don relocate go awo

I was actually going to ask how a female knows so much about AWO but it's really not my business

sweet7oyin:
yh sure and am not female

And your moniker is "sweet Toyin" ?

Dammytrager:
*wakes up n start sweating profusely*

Whoa!!!!...it was a dream

See his head

sweet7oyin:
that should mean everything is possibl....... Cause t will
happen

Amen sister.It will happen in Jesus name. God's will will happen.

Dammytrager:

The powders won't save you this time

PAU!!!

ODESHI


Goat no dey shoot gun.

*picks up the goat that was once Dammytrager as it begins to meeeeeh stubbornly*

Dammytrager:
hehe!!!...


*follows him with SSMG-5 gun*


Greet the gods and my great grand mother for me o.

You are following me inside my shrine. It's like you want to find yourself sleeping in Angola toilet


*blows white powder on him*

dejii01:

We will have the last laugh. Enjoy yours while it lasts

"He who laughs last, didn't get the joke the first time"

haydot95:

haydot95:
who i offend abeg? why awo of all places...timmyyyyyyyyyyyy

*Rotfl* I don tell una na.

You, Dejii01 and Dammytrager got the opposites of what you wanted. You thought i was joking.

*uses back to enter into shrine*

Dammytrager:
Yeah you're right, most cool guys I know were thrown to faj, like the eportal access our genes before allocating hostels for us, the werehs(I'm included) I know to Angola(training ground for awo) any fresher that is thrown to awo, mehn! that one wereh na in exponential terms o.

Cc: Dejii01
Haydot95
Crowniran

Aaeeshar:
hi... pls v paid acceptance nd skul fees since last Wednesday..... acceptance -Skye,fees -diamond...... nd I avnt bn confirmed yet. shd I b worried

Please, be worried sir.

sweet7oyin:
Pls is it possible to change from agric econs to medicine

*does sign of the Cross*

uumm:

hmm, according to you...
I don't think i'm quiet btw

@TimmyTimmy, i'm pretty sure she was referring to you and not drama Timmy

Oh. Alright but I wanted Angola and that's what I got, plus, I haven't spoken to her for a very long time now. Also, I have told only about 4 people my Hall and she doesn't know all those people.

Faj is even for people like you.

When did quiet acquire a different meaning?

babysmart:


ok ok, since I've been mentioned lemme butt in


@ uumm, 'humble and quiet' describes u anyday, anytime






unlike some people

Which people?

uumm:

Tosin(EEE) told me

She was probably talking about the other Timmy, the one who was in Drama unit.

but then, that's what quiet and humble people say

Lemme summon the person who can attest to the fact that you're the one these adjectives describe

Cc: Babysmart