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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:49pm On Apr 24, 2015
royale442:
I'm in sch too... how we go take meet.

Sorry bro, I left very early this morning.
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:23pm On Apr 23, 2015
Ariyke:
u can join ur dept editorial board when u resume

Good idea but I'm not so interested in journalism plus I am going to be running away from commitments like no man's business. Thanks sha,I'll give it a try.I really just hoped to meet people under less formal conditions. People who can encourage me and I them, you know, that kinda stuff. What department are you?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:18pm On Apr 23, 2015
Dammytrager:


Dejii01 where is the dog chain angry

undecided undecided Hian, when did you become a werewolf and is today a full moon? grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:15pm On Apr 23, 2015
Ariyke:
will link u up with the writer tongue

I'm actually very serious oh smiley I try to write,creative fiction, sometimes poetry. I was hoping that I'll meet a small community of writers when I resume.

What department is this person?

undecided And hope you know it's an in-person link up? There's no way I'm seeing the person when you aren't there?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:11pm On Apr 23, 2015
mikeczay:
*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
Yeah, I've been kidding. On a more serious note, I think we should just calm down. We are still going to resume the same day so no harm done. I have been in Ife for a week now, listening to dos, don'ts, learning the area, and believe me, the kinda stress we will do ehn, I nor sure say that guy wey do sign language during INEC collation result do am. Besides, being alone in school is an opportunity to make all the mistakes you can before stalites resume. Look on the bright side guys, it's the only side. It is also good news for people like dejii01 and other folk that have a pheromone secretion problem.

And I have a word of advice for everyone. I have often thought life was about hurrying and competitions but it's simply not. Everyone has a particular purpose so what your mates are doing now should be none of your business. Just get into OAU and make up your mind to succeed. I had a long talk with an OAU alumnus recently, and all I gathered is that the outside world isn't smiling and we need grace more than ever. Some People who finished OAU about 6,7 years ago with fantastic results are still out there without jobs. Grace is key, guys. Time means nothing to God. I hope we can internalise this.

Good luck. smiley

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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:45pm On Apr 23, 2015
mikeczay:
i go date dis ariyke o. hope u dnt mind a junior?

undecided undecided Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list* grin

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you cool
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:40pm On Apr 23, 2015
Ariyke:
A Graduate's Muse.

Fresher, fresher, fresher
I was a fresher without a teacher
Cheated and deceived by the university cheaters
Bus conductors and okada men, craftmen tricksters

Lecture halls were like castles
Hostels, a house of rabbles
Reading rooms the assemblage of masses
of books and students and candles

I wined and dined with eccentric lecturers
who threaten nd frighten as if they were your maker
Their examinations were tough and not tender
They give u d heat even though you are in a cooler

Lecture weeks makes you sick
with mountains of books so mighty and thick
Just the thought of assignment and tests make you weak
No matter the fun, you cannot but think

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where the thought of your G.P monitors your frivolity
It observes your movement and tracks your sanity
Your G.P is your god,there is no greater divinity

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where stupidity is celebrated and cladded in royalty
Here they call it ARO, it is found in the mouth of every humanity
Lecturers and students, pastors and imams infact in the whole university

Welcome to the great citadel of learning
For learning and culture that is our saying
Our schedules are tight, our social life is dying
Lecturers are frightening, students are pleading

Our culture is rising, morality is decaying. At motion ground, at anglo-moz, fivers and
new bukateria, archi steps and ajose,deep deep into the academics, virginity is wasting

I remember the strikes that elongated our days
By lecturers and staffs we had no say
Long we stayed at home, hoping for a way
Finally it ended we opened in may

I remember sport complex the stadium of fellowships
Where prayers are played, with songs and worships
'bless my G.P oh lord, and give me a relationship'
These where the regular plea of the faithful in the fellowship

I remember walking through those massive gates
My heart bubbling with joy at my fate
I stared out, proud of my state
I wanted the adventure to start,oh the haste!

Getting to the bus stop i was awestruck
The buildings were huge and massive, i smiled at my luck
The rumble and rumble gave me quite a shock
And amidst the clatterin and chattering, i knew dis was my stock



Sorry for quoting the long poem, guys but this is creative, and a very proper poetic representation of what we'd meet on campus. Brilliantly written.

Erm, Ariyke, i'll surely like to meet who wrote this. smiley

I'm searching for literary mentorship embarassed
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:34pm On Apr 23, 2015
Dammytrager:
Hehe!!!...those three weeks of no lectures anglomoz is surely gonna b jampacked.
All them my brothers in the ministry Timmytimmy, haydot, deji how market?

grin

*rubs hand together in glee* grin

*breaks into OAU preaching 'British' accent* Praisah Gad sambori, late's warchip 'imah

*cries of "ride on pastor' rents the air*

*Begins bouncing on one leg and starts cabashing*

grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:24pm On Apr 23, 2015
Aaeeshar:

*clears throat * cool

Receive your healing in Jesus name, alhaja grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:23pm On Apr 23, 2015
dejii01:


I just dey observe

E-diot, Berra go away. Don't let us do this here angry grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:51am On Apr 23, 2015
OAUTemitayo:
Nice fellowship, Nice Chicks.
We know why majority of you like going to fellowships, no be to capture the beautiful chicks there? Abeg

Lol. If you knew me in person, you'd be surprised cheesy
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:36am On Apr 23, 2015
queenabby:

Y asking
DLCF

Oh. Alright. Very nice fellowship. I just wanted to know oh. Bless you sis smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 12:12am On Apr 23, 2015
Penboy:
hehe! I hear she wants to combine it with MFM fellowship too.

Well, my hand iyaf nuh dey dere smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:12pm On Apr 22, 2015
Dammytrager:
Sister!!!


grin

Even God knows that you know this. grin

Sister queenabby, what fellowship are you attending in OAU? smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:52am On Apr 22, 2015
haydot95:
we'll jst bump into eachother and exchange punches grin

grin grin You'll die if I punch you. Anyhow sha. It's all in God's hands.
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:47am On Apr 22, 2015
dabalrog:
left the same day jae...jst decided to fool around with this acct

Oh. Alright. No wahala. I just doubt if I'll be able to see anyone when we resume. smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:38am On Apr 22, 2015
dabalrog:
no sweetheart grin

See your head. You mistakenly posted with your other account right or you didn't have access to it since you were using a different device? grin

Have you gone back?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:33am On Apr 22, 2015
dabalrog:
ogbeni,abeg no dey kill lie

Haydot95? undecided
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:47am On Apr 21, 2015
haydot95:
on my way to Ife city
IMO, Ife is a village or at best,a town.
Mention me when you reach and we'll set a meeting place. Safe journey.
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:51pm On Apr 20, 2015
haydot95:
at least I'm sweet tongue

See the way she's buttering you up grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:19pm On Apr 20, 2015
Dammytrager:
Why are people portraying OAU as if its more strenuous than living in Lagos?
Na one person trek from Lagos to Abuja and no b today we don dy trek, so wats new in trekking.
Please don't put unnecessary fear in us jare.
Mizkelz:
...trekkin no b new tin....i v trekkd frm origbo to edunabon back to moro..den challnge to mokola in ib.... grin
Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...me too, I do trek from origbo to inside edunabon wella that it became sumthing very easy for me, if I had the chance sef I would trek from Moro to ife.
pamcode:
No probs am a gud trekker, one of my numerous achievements is trekking from Cdl to dr adeniji hostel and from there to Wema bank on EMPTY STOMACH and back again to my hostel Afolabi. cheesy smiley cheesy

shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin

Issokay.

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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:13pm On Apr 20, 2015
icelord:
I think u should examine things for urself..... cos most of us stalites tend to put fear in the hrt of freshers so that una go dey see us as badoos.... but the truth is that If u play ur cards well.... oau ain't as tough as its being painted to be.

Oh. Alright bro. Yeah, no pressure. I'm just taking precautions and trying to prepare for the worst. smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
icelord:
and who told u that u would be trekking alot in oau?

A lot of stalites have said so besides it's not rocket science to decipher that na. The school is really big. I have spent just about 3 days here and I know how much distance I've covered on foot.My new slippers sef don dey chop angry. Biking and buses are other alternatives but they aren't always going to be available.

I don't know sha. What do you think?

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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:32pm On Apr 20, 2015
tunapa2009:
my broda, that is why the motto is "learning and culture".. Though the welfare condition is very poor, but man needs to survive.. I don't want to start telling you about my experience as a part one students, it wasn't too sweet like that, especially the aro names; jambite,jjc, jambito, and all sorts of things, but it was fun at the end... Those are memories that make school somehow interesting. Academic struggle is very very tedious, you don't have to run all the time in order to get a space. I had a serious injury then(on my way to Amphi for phy), and I had to leap for days... Abeg, do am "jeje".. You don't have to sleep in Ajose for CHM class because of space. Just calm down...

I appreciate your emphasis on calming down. Many stalites have also told me the same. Thanks. smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 7:30pm On Apr 20, 2015
icelord:
a bit on the edge shocked a bit on the edge

Of course every normal human being who sees the struggle in OAU firsthand will be set on edge. I'm not particularly scared, just preparing myself mentally for the worst, in case it comes. smiley

Guys, buy strong shoes/sandals/slippers with good soles because trekking will become an art, one we must be good at. embarassed grin

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Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:47pm On Apr 19, 2015
yembay:

What personal items and other things do u advise us to bring along

Maybe we should throw the question to the house?

What do you think, guys?
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
dazzlemee:


Lmfao leave my sweet haydot alone o

Sweet hooligans grin
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
icelord:
u speak like someone who z already scared of the system
How do I speak like that? smiley
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 9:14am On Apr 19, 2015
haydot95:
Timmy,I'm meant to come on tuesday sha,that's if the bank is unable to do anything tommorow. But I'm planning to leave the same day. Maybe I'll use that opportunity to storm my "room" also

Alright now. If you come tomorrow,we should see.

Deji01,please call me when you see this. I have bad news and VERY good news cheesy
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 8:28am On Apr 19, 2015
Yaaay! In Ife at the moment and really enjoying myself. Missed seeing the funny posts on here. I get a little bit irritated and overly critical when OAU students gush about the school and hype it. Once again,despite myself,i am reminded that the school is really a great one. smiley

I went to my room and saw some Part1b students forming levels-don-change and pompous after they found out i was a fresher and i had tried to ask very simple questions about the room.I was a little bit disappointed because i expected much more maturity from University students but then it was Angola hall so i understand perfectly well. My advice to you guys would be to develop a thick skin before coming here because not all your seniors and mates would be mature,a very good number will behave like babies and yeah,learn to be less shy and very confident.You'll need it very much not to be taken for a ride here angry

And Engineering people,get ready to burst ya asses on books. Our maths is 5 unit,chemistry is 4,physics is 4 cry.

And everyone, buy good shoes because you'll walk. Scratch that,you'll run long distances from one Lecture Theatre to another for classes that follow each other.

Bottom line is that,the school is not just about being academically intelligent. You need physical toughness and must be able to think on your feet and improvise. This was not how i imagined my university education would look like but we thank God. Prepare yourself for the worst here. I am not sure but we will have to struggle for virtually everything here,from water,to space for charging,to class notes,to food,to receiving lectures. I exaggerated a little bit but do not expect to be handled like glass here.

Haydot95,you have issues oh and it was not my shrine that inflicted you with these ones because no gods are this wicked. Instead of doing something about your revoked payment,you keep playing with Dazzleme here grin I'm leaving probably on tuesday,if you come soon enough,we can get to see.

Dazzleme,i have told you to stay away from that boy. He is a hooligans. Don't worry,i'll give you deji01 or uumm when we resume. winkgrin

Anyway,later guys. Lemme go and download movies while i can. Larer cheesy
Education / Re: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Timmytimmy: 10:24pm On Apr 16, 2015
haydot95:
angry tfu

I'm sorry son, I don't speak the Slovakian language embarassed
The only words I know are "syhuya" and "gssd" smiley

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