₦airaland Forum

00FFT00:
Yea, right!.

Shebi na the pant pissing iragbiji thief fit win?.
Primary ticket sef him no go see oga.

Now, let's quickly get Obiculated my guy.

Tinubu stands a far greater chance at getting elected than Obi ever will cos Obi is not a politician with wide national appeal. And please don't mention Tinubu to me next time cos I don't support his presidency for personal reasons. Obi is wasting his time

ESN terrorists are hungry for beef in the bush so they rustle cows just like their fellow terrorists up north. It seems they have a change in their protein source from human flesh to beef

Peter Obi can't win the presidency even if he gets the PDP ticket because he lacks national appeal and the political structure required to win. Politics is all about electability and not ability

ChoCho54:
That man is responsible for twisted minds like yours.

E dey pain you say dem catch your drug dealer bloda abi? One by one dem go dey go down

They forgot to add number 11
11. He is a drug dealer

Johel:
U follow dem daft sef,Wetin Nigeria know??...mumu, no be the same Nigerian government ban twitter before due to sentiment and entitlement?..tramadol isn't a hard drug, browse it up because ur ignorance stink already,didn't the same clueless government ban Sniper insecticide?... misplaced priorities.

Get lost you dumb youth

Johel:
NDLEA are really daft....tramadol isn't a hard drug,it's pain relief...arrest those who abuse it and leave the drug itself alone.

The NDLEA are not daft. Tramadol is a banned drug in Nigeria. You're ignorant

IPOB terrorists are broke

LeoDeKing:

We should not make fun of them. These are ordinary Nigerians trying to make a living everyday and for the fact that they are Igbos doesn't make them any less of us. My sympathy goes out to them

Gentleman900000:
Good evening, my wife went to work yesterday and i was at home because it was my off day at work. She came back late and i suspected that she went somewhere but didn't confront her.

Few months back, i was going through her phone and saw she had some dirty chats with her ex and that one was saying he should find time for him. I confronted her when i saw this and she apologized that such will never happen again.

Today, we were both laying next to each other in bed and she said she have a confession to make. She said she went out to the cinema with a friend of hers. She even took a cloth along with her when she was going without informing me. She said she changed her clothes at her friend's place. I asked her that if anything happen to her at the so called friend's house that she went to without informing me, who will they call? She said she's not a kid that i should stop saying such thing. She's here apologizing again and i don't know if i should forgive her or not.

She's certainly lying to you and very likely cheating on you

Professors around the globe don't carry any political weight, not even in Germany where they are highly regarded. In naija it's a whole other game entirely

omenka:
Check out my own ranking:

1. Osinbajo.

2. Tinubu.

3. Ken Nnamani

4. Wike.

5. Aki

6. Paw paw.

7. Mr. Ibu

8. Sowore

9. A bag of Akpu

10. A bag of sand.

11. A bag of stones.

12. A bag of shit

13. A bottle of urine.

...........

100. Peter Peter Obi.

Lol

Knowing they can't win

Even if God almighty sends down his angels from heaven to order Atiiku to drop out of the race, Atiiku will ignore that order

Now how can anyone in his right mind tell me that the so called UGM are not IPOB terrorists? They are the same Nnamdi Kanu boys but one thing I do know for sure is that Buhari will never release Kanu, they can burn down the east if they like

The rest of the country know who is behind the violence going on in the east and it's the IPOB terrorists. Simple and plain

vasel15:
It would come when you keep on mocking us

Please mock igbos very well

You don't know what you are doing to our spirits, haha

Mock us please we need it

Yeah good luck with all that

vasel15:
Yes it is always a delusion to a slave like you, freedom fighters have goals

And when is your delusion going to come to fruition?

A teutonic delusion at best and a fools paradise. Lol

Sabadon:
Had a similar encounter once with a patient

A lady walked into the clinic complaining of abdominal pain i did a scan for her, yes she had pelvic inflammatory disease, i further sent her for pregnancy test and other sti tests, well she said she didnt have money for all so i obliged her to do just the pregnancy test



Shes a 25years old engaged, marriage next month, so the pregnancy test came out positive, i was happy for her, but she told me point blank she was not ready for it dat she ll opt for an abortion, i got curious and dropped my "medical cap" and told her to talk to me as a friend why she wants to do that, well long story short was that she ran into her ex last month and they had intercourse so the pregnancy is not for her present fiance but for her ex



She was honest enough not to place it on the fiance, and knowing my stand on abortion what would your advice be if you were me.


{I still recall the whole event anytime i see her and her husband-(now married) on his watsapp status}

You did very well

Sowore will make a very bad president because he lacks widespread grassroots support and political experience. He's better off as an activist

Jeferious:
We are gradually getting there...that era where marriage would be unattractive to all and sundry. Na "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" till the death parts the couple.

But this my gender sef...if women are economically empowered more than men in our current society, you'd be shocked at how they'd thrash the idea of marriage. But since it's the other way round, they won't want to lose grip on the "cows" they are milking emotionally, psychologically, sexually and most importantly, financially. How men don't still get this memo up till now shocks me. Maybe some of them do, but their sexual thirst clouds their reasoning till it becomes their undoing.

The world is MAD. Everyone is playing safe in other not to get hurt. I don't see why the institution of marriage, as we know it to be today, should not be extinct by the next 50 years. I expect other forms of male-female relationship that won't require such high level of commitment to displace it.

It's already happening right now. The percentage of single men in the US is now at 38% up from 17% a few years ago. In France 60% of all children born today are technically bastards meaning that marriage is getting more unpopular in western societies

Lol. We warned them

Liars. A faction of the group has totally gotten out of control and now take orders from no one. Well that's their problem cos when they were warned that it will come down to this we were told to mind our business

successmatters:
He's not Tinubu that must move with a private jet and enough Agberos to clear the road when he needs to pee on emergency

He can't win even the PDP primaries talk less of the general election. He's wasting his time

Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-why-nigeria-needs-me-by-tinubu/

Oga Nigeria certainly does not need you. You are also a part of the problem as a prominent member of the corrupt political class

Grgton:
Starving here doesn't literally mean denying food from a foodie man.. .

He's just trying to say he's not going to borrow to finance various pjts...

Is that what he told you he meant?

PrinceOfLagos:
You don sharpaly abandon Tinubu and port to Osibanjo

Chei , failure got no permanent friend o

I am happy to be among the people that ran down Tinubu dream of becoming president because he's too corrupt and old

And how did you run down his ambition please? The guy is still in the race and waxing strong

Hizzy:
ESN this ESN that
All crimes committed in the East are labeled ESN
Do you know how many Cultist operate in the East
I want to tell you guys this
Soludo stopping taxation from Agberos will cause havock in Anambra because 90% of Agberos are Cultist, 60% of them are Aro baggars and our security men are involved too

ESN terrorists are the only ones who attack government installations

ChiAholu:
Any update on ptdf scholarship?

I wouldn't know cos I didn't apply

pijay:
What about the admission? Will PTDF assist in getting admission for one too?

No they will not

Malory:
I can bet my left sided buttock that this Simon Ekpa is on the payroll of Tinubu. Tinubu is using this fool to ensure that Igbos loose out on the presidency. We can provide evidence if needed. Tinubu is the one using Ekpa to divide Igbos

Tinubu has got nothing to do with IPOB or Ekpa. This guy is a monster created by Nnamdi Kanu while being goaded on by gullible ibos. You guys should enjoy but our elections will hold and Biafra won't be realized