Still available?

Yimu!

Just say you were conjified that night and didnt really send him.

Best way to do it is when its about to enter then she closes it and shouts you shall not pass!!!

#Metoo

Duncan Mighty slapped me for yabbing his lyrics

Please the rest of us (his village people) should unite and bring him to justice

pocohantas:
"Monique however had a life changing moment when a one night stand with a stranger Brandon Lamar Blu, 31, she met on a dating site in October 2016 turned into a proposal. He has now helped her overcome her spiralling addiction".

I'm sure Brandon isn't a Nigerian man. I can imagine my Naija brothers shouting...

LOL! unless we are about to be deported.

She's not racist but childish.. The lust for BBC overpowered her senses.

I want to do my own too

Need some people to help me push my car to the road

Keneking:
Ikechukwu Ezenwa (FC IfeanyiUbah); should be removed from this list

With him Zambia would level on points and ahead of Nigeria on goal difference

Lol!

But to be fair, The prospect of Akpeyi in goal is scarier

Which of them? The current mom in law or the 2 previous ones

@ OP

Mom is that you?

Spot on apart from 5 & 9 since Im a guy. I can hear her voice saying it especially number one, she'll bend her head and when you're silent, she'll say put it on my head. Nobody will tell you where to keep it, as you're walking you'll hear her say foolish boy.

I love African moms, tough love but the greatest.

Made my stubborn self grow up as a law abiding citizen, whenever I wanted to do anything wrong I wouldn't think of police or authorities, just momsies voice "Do you want to kill me?''... My head will reset

This brought me back, Lemme call her

She was pretty, smart, patient and understanding. We still talk despite the number of times i messed up, God bless her

Kai!

Now anyone can join mile high club, not gonna be exclusive anymore.

Stretch your waist and be active

Only things i noticed

kabaka1:


actually, partly in your qualifications is smart way to land an and a job via linkedin or other job platforms. the secret is that once u land a job u can always navigate ur way to get the knowledge you faked in your profile. u just have to be smart about it. I've met people who got good jobs now by applying this strategy

Lol, the hustle is real.

Im personally not comfortable doing that on my profile, cv but I understand.

ChristyB:
Hmmm some people shah, they don't even know if climbing that has destroyed their future.
Tufiakwa

Was about to write that, the tortoise is carrying their destiny

menstrualpad:


Watch Magu in the senate again. Now quote me to let me know if you believe that guy is capable of doing the job!

Lol! He will be found out with time.

Initially i was a big supporter with all the noise and his exploits under Ribadu but one day asked myself, with all the noise, How many high level convictions? There lies the problem. He seems a mid level investigator at best.

Think APC are not helping as well. How far with Dasuki?

darnley16:
its about wah...?

My brother, for you its about comprehension. The answer to your question is implied in my post.

It should only be a headline when Buhari heads the meeting.

NEWS = Notable Events, Weather & Sports

This is the norm, nothing special. I know hes in new york before i get eaten alive

EFCC need to learn how to get their evidence together quietly and prosecute properly. Look at how the IRS got Capone, back in the 1930s!, without him even knowing he was being investigated. Thats what we need to do here! Not fighting corruption for politics but fighting corruption for the greater good. They will find money, post videos to the whole nation to gain political points meanwhile the perpetrators would have wiped all evidence linking them or disappeared.

Kola Aluko is in his yacht missing somewhere in the Mediterranean, most of our wanted criminals are out of reach not because of an insiders tip off but from the front of our national newspapers. Its embarrassing!

I dont even want to talk about how Evans would have been set free and paid substantially if we were in a country with a decent judiciary. Put your case together before making noise, if not criminals will find a loophole.

lonlytroy:
LinkedIn is dead in Nigeria

Relatively but when compared to other outlets in Nigeria, its one of the best. As far as your profile is set up well and you dont lie, you have a chance

BJ competition dey there?

Rubbish!

Imagine what Ikorodu people would have done to these ones if they had seen them walking in the night, a couple of months ago.

See their faces!!!

If you are driving over the Oshodi bridge and in traffic, never wind down! Thats how i used the passenger side mirror to spot one who was steathily trying to steal the phone my friend was chatting with. Luckily there was space so i suddenly moved my car in his direction (passenger side) and shouted you dey craze?

He didnt take the phone but omo the guy disappeared in a second, other people in traffic were just laughing.

I remember him fondly though, cause my friend (female) was impressed and after scheming for 2 months with no luck, she let me enter that night.

Sometimes its not about money or english!

Good D1ck can reset some peoples brain sha! Some turn to animals.

The best is the ones that reset to Hens

You know how hens protect their chicks by spreading their wings and shooing you away.

Thats how some babes spread their arms and move crazy when they see other girls around their man like 'I die here today'

Trump talks too much

No need to go far, a lot of them are here.

Buhari is Jubril from Sudan

IPOB is bigger than Boko Haram

Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe its our turn

97% vs 5%

‘If this masquerade is well-packaged, it can provide employment in one week for more than 1000 young men"

I will beat and Impregnate you

Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria

until I see someone eating from the gutters before I will believe there is poverty in Nigeria

we want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria

the united state has a lot to learn from us when it comes to election, they need to learn how to conduct a presidential election in a day

All of these quotes are from people we call leaders. A special mention should go to our last first lady Dame Patience Jonathan, she has her own special collection

My husband and Sambo is a good people.

The President was once a child and the Senators were once a children.

My fellow widows.

A good mother takes care of his children.

The people sitting before you were once a children.

The bombers who born them? Wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.

My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another.

We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY.

Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment.

I would rather kill myself instead of committing suicide.

Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on.

Chai! Chai! There is God o… there’s God in everything we are doing, continue!

Na only you waka come?

Vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA

I dont understand why these bonds cant have the same conditions without a religious undertone to it. Especially now that there is so much tension and distrust between the two major religions.

Only when there is decent trust between both sides will people look above the religious part whenever it comes up

LMAO

This recession that made men deny children, run from pregnancy and also caused abortions, Blessings Kpekus must be one of a kind. She been doing it since she was 13!

We have too many people in this country

I see two men

Rio Ferdinand is coming for you!