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mission : to deliver a top quality performance in terms of total shareholder returns when measured against our pairs in d energy industry


mainly into: exploration and production
                  liquefied natural gas
                  power
                  transmission and distribution
                  supply of natural gas to existing and developing market around d world
(culled from www.bggroup.com)

nice one damkollins but u left out their mission n vission

mission: to provide firstclass network quality, customer service and value

vission: to be the leading provider of telecomunications services in nigeria

core values: leadership
integrity
innovation
relationships
can do attitude

nice one seun, dividing itno categories will be a beautiful idea,
must commend ur efforts so far
kudos

was just about postin that, anyway thanks for the info given so far guess we browse this site while we wait for people prime's list

i just received a text from them now but when i checked my inbox n bulk there was nothing there, what should i do help

olaniyi
thanks greatly, i went to their site but what uve posted is not in the list of vacancies can u pls enlighten or should i just make use of the office addy.
reply pls

thanks 4 the info

did they send that to u and when did u receive it?

lol

interesting see toasting level nice line thou at least u got her attention nw either conciously or not she will be on the look out for u

let her look for her own adam to crush n not crash another woman's marriage
and i hope ur friend is not u?

it is always good to ask questios during or b/4 d process of taking a job. there is always somthing like job discribtion if its smthing u cant do then u dont take d job, never act out of despiration because ure jobless cos some employers might want to take advantage of u? ask 4 ur job discribtion if its not too late or simply tell them to get a cleaner but say it in a civil way so u dont get fired for been insurdordinate

i think the guy as successfully started a long and interesting thread which only him can either put a stop to or prolong
but pls can u just shed some light to ur reason 4 a second wife?

shout it out loud---------------------GOD is good

four nuns were standing in line at the pearl gate: Peter asked the first if she as ever sinned, "well once i looked at a man's penis she said. Put some of this holy water on your eyes and you may enter heaven. Peter told her, Peter then asked the second nun if she as ever sinned, 'well once i held a man's penis" she replied . put your hand in this holy water and you may enter heaven, he said. just then the replfourth nun pushed ahead of the third nun. Peter asked her why did you pushed ahead in line? she  replies because i want to gargle before she sits in.

man; haven't we met b4?
woman: perhaps am d receptionist at d VD clinic

man: haven't i seen u some place b4?
woman: yeah, that's y i don't go there anymore

man: is this sit empty?
woman: yes and this one will be too if you sit down

man: wanna go back to my place?
woman; well i don't know will two people fit under a rock?

man:your place or mine/
woman: both, you go to yours,n i;ll go to mine

man:I'll like to call u, what's your number?
woman: its in the phonebook

man: but i don't know your name
woman: that's in the phone book too

man:so what do you do for a living
woman: am a female impersonator

man: hey baby what's your sign?
woman: "do not enter"

man:i would go to the end of the world for you
woman: ye s but will you stay there?

man: your body is like a temple
woman: sry there's no service today

man: if i could see you naked i will die happy
woman: yeah, n if i could see yours i will die laughing

man: i'd go through anything for you
woman: good lets start with your bank account

man: i know how to please a woman
woman: then pls leave me alone

man:i want to give myself to you
woman: sorry i don't accept cheap gift

man:how do you like your eggs in the morning
woman: unfertilized

man: hey, come on we are both here at this bar for the same reason
woman: yeah, lets pick up some chicks.

An Amish boy n his father were visiting a mall. they were amazed by almost everyting they saw especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart n back together again,
Boy: father what is this
Father {never havent seen an elevator responded: son, i ve never seen anything like this in my life i dont know what it is


while d father n son werw watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls n pressed a button, d walls opened n the lady rolled btwn them into a small room. the walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the walls light up. they continue to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.


the walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-yrs-old woman stepped out.The father said to the son "Go get your mother"

i have 4 eyes but no face whot am i

1. blow it out


2. the man is a dwarf and his hand can only reach as far as d seventh botton. when its been a raining day he makes use of his umbrella to press his floor botton and when he meet someone in d elevator he simply ask them to do him d favour. otherwise he his back to his seventh floor n climbing of stairs.

so wats d answer?

she tried been faithful for once

yeah very true n funny

think its ok 4 mtv but common this is nigeria n dissin mum is one culture we just wont adopt call me upthight but it really aint funny

this is da bomb

nice one

;Dvery funny sesgosy where do u get ur jokes frm

hmm nice, quite cheap right?

i appear once in a yr, none in a dy, twice in a wk, none in a mth n twice in a decad bt 1ce in a min. wot am i?

are we to wait for an invitation or we are to head straight to the test venue n pls where is the venue

hi
dont ve the format but hw n when did you submit ur cv or is it for corpers (bacth a) in general,? where will the test hold please reply urgently.

hi
congrats to those who ve been called and those goin for the test wish u luck but how and when did you apply can i still apply.

i wrote the test sometimes last year in abuja n its all about speed n accuracy mostly logic n quatitative, not more than 25 questions in all to be answered in 30mins dont know if its the same format but if so dont bother with maths n english. goodluck hope they call us too.