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cherrymum1:
Enkaydewdrop, kpekusing during pregnancy is suppose to be sweet Na. Why is d thing paining u? When I was preggy DH didn't want to do missionary o even tho my tommy wasn't even out then. He was forming I will suffocate my princess. Buhhhh.....shiiii.....baby Na there I know say doggy is dope! That's the next best thing to orgasm. My sheets suffered, I will use one hand to be pulling sheets, use the other hand to pull my hair. Reaching orgasm during pregnancy be like volcanic eruption. Too bad it ended as soon as it started.
You guys should maximise this weather Na. Stop doing pain pain jare. Don't joke with the power of pre-intimacy. Kiss, touch, play with his balls, give him exclusive breastfeeding. Set the a.ss well babe. Raising a leg up while lying by ur side also helps. Target the prize. Use ur hand to lead his cappo in. Use lubes anything that will help u. Try allowing him play with ur tits and clit at the same time. That shii sends us wild. Let him go from behind. Turn a bit to kiss him small small. Use your hand to play with his balls small. Would be quite uncomfortable for u but just do that a little. Do doggy, let him hold ur boobs from behind and handle gently. The thrusting shouldn't be rough o. From slow to sweet and a lil bit fast just a tiny bit. Then squeeze ur vjay from time to time like u just finished peeing. Moan nicely o let him know he is the Lord of your Rings.
U can use d dinning too or kitchen table. One leg raised on one table.

I drop my golden pen at this juncture

chaiii see blue film ooo.This is pure wickedness for us wey our DH no dey sha.To me doggy is the most painful style o.No be small lord of the ring.

osas4g:
Congrats sis... May the Lord keep her safe under His watchful eyes. So so happy for you

congrats ooo

phummy1821:
If the place you are talking about is close to unical second gate abi na small gate dem dey call am,the name is standard, I tell you the man there is one of the best in calabar. Don't be discouraged by environment, most Drs even teaching hospital will tell you to go there. And the crowd there my dear no be small thing. Anytime I need to do scan I go there very early and pick number even before the Dr arrive. I have tried other scanning centers with better and cleaner environment but I didn't like their services or maybe its because I was comparing it with this one.

yeah that's the name.I did not want to mention the name.You are right sha because when I went to Asi ukpo along Mary slessor last year, the young guy there was using my belle to learn o when I ask him question the look on his face alone will tell you he didn't know what he was doing.He had to call another young guy to come and check me.None of them gave me any reasonable answer to all the questions I asked.I had to go to calabar south because I was bleeding and I needed to know the reason. Immediately the Dr checked me he just told me my baby was gone though the way and manner he said it ehn! Like he just gave me the best news of my life.The man is good but very rude and mannerless.I guess I will try that standard next time because I need a very patience Dr to attend to me because I too ask questions.

phummy1821:
Good to know there's another calabar mama in the house, my friend told me about a place at Army junction that they do scan for 1500 but I don't trust them enough to go there.

I thought I was the only calabar mama here o.My dear that area sef they fear me.Its possible because of the army women that live in iburutu barracks.My Dr directed me to one scanning center like that off etta agbor,my dear wen I enter the place ehn see the way the place dey and the way environment dey nobody told me to carry my 2left leg comot.The environment wasn't neat,patients just Sidon like pensioners wey wan go collect dia pension.

BritneyStacy:
Ewo! !! Scan 800naira in your hospital? ?? Abeg which state? Which hospital? ?? That one no be every week I for dey do scan
2500naira is the lowest in Uyo ooo....

I doubt there's any place that scan is 2500 in calabar here o especially since this year. The last one I did was almost 4k.

Blessedmum:
Lol at ur tummy turning to tourist attraction. I remembered my baby's first kick too, I was so happy dat I knelt down immediately and appreciate God for giving me d opportunity to witness it, seriously waiting for baby's arrival dunno if am going to roll on d floor nii or shout to d world dat am now a Mother. May God make d remaining months easy for us ijn.

My dear I can't wait to hold my boy o even though I wanted a girl am still very happy especially when I see the expression on DH face when we talk on skype.Me that can be too emotional I go cry tire when I finally hold baby.

kemesty:
* Walks in with all the symptoms of morning sickness *
Nausea to the high heavens, tiredness, headache, lower abdominal pain, fist clenched to my spit can. Just name them.
But in my heart, giving praises to the Almighty God who has given me victory already.
You all remember me? I was team July but had a miscarriage at 3 months but here am i booing the devil.
@ Sixx, Team January. Don't blame us for not coming out at this time. I am sure most of us are still battling morning sickness. For me, it's not been easy.
Aunty Zaynie, i ready come gidigba. Name your price.
Please welcome and pray for me. Affliction shall not rise a second time.
For the waddling mamas, God is your strength. You will bring forth healthy babies and we will hear the laughter of the mothers.
To all ATC, God who gave me another opportunity to carry a baby has more than enough in His store house. Keep rejoicing for you are pregnant already.
You that had suffered loss in one way or the other, God will comfort and doubly bless you.
Happy celebrations to birthday and anniversary celebrants.
* crawls back to bed with a nasty oral taste*

congrats my sister because this one has come to stay whether the devil likes it or not.I also lost mine @3months so I know what it means dear.To the glory of God am now team september.As for ur morning sickness don't worry you will get over it soon.

Blessedmum:
No be only una waka come o, my son has been overkicking me even while at work o. Wen I told hubby he z it's cause d guy knws he's nt around so he's trying to keep my company. Anyways I av decided to make a video of his movements so I can show him when he grows up.

Hahhahahahha no be small keeping company ooo.Abeg make them calm down jooor.My belle don turn tourist attraction wey all the kids go cum meet me "anty Julie show us baby Praise plssss" I go just open d belle for them to the rub am the catch fun.But that kicking feeling is princess sha,i remember the first time I felt the kick I screamed out of joy and ran to meet my MIL to tell her.They were like hope my body has calm down now that the baby is perfectly fine.

uglyBetty1:
Hmmmmmmm, Finally ooooooo, I have been trying to finish all these pages since Last week. I made it to the last page. Na wah ooooooo.

Abeg all mamas that have put to bed, I rejoice with you. I don't know where to start mentioning names. Congrats.

To all that celebrated Birthday, wedding anniversary and all, may you celebrate more years in Jesus name.

To all pushing ooooo, waddling mamas, I throw away salute. To all June mama, may you enter Favour room and bring out your LO in one piece. All the birth stories dey sweet me well.

Our TTC sisters, the Lord is your strength, the Lord that did it for all us will see you through, to all that ported from TTC to here, congrats, happy 9months.

Mamas way dey find MS, Hmmmmmm. I didn't have morning sickness oooooo, at 17 weeks no bump, even @ 27 weeks now, ppl don't even know am preggy except if I tell u. I asked my DR at ANC today and he measured my Tummy and told me to relax because before Preggy, I used to have a very flat tummy so relax, once your baby starts moving, no body needs to tell you.

Team September, how far, how kicking. My baby can kick ehnnnn, at times I will start begging the baby to relax say na me be d mama ooooo.

It's well. God will see us through and we will carry our LOS soon.

All senior mamas, I bow and tremble. I am loyal. Happy June and counting how many days to September. Our able captain Sugah, weldone. Other team Members, happy Bumping.

Team september we dey o.My sister no be only you o.The way my own too dey kick ehn,at a point I wanted to ask mamas in the house if it's normal he dey kick like person wey dey knock for door.I had to practically use my purse to cover my belle on sunday in church make the lady beside me no notice the movement for my belle.DH won't lemme hear word with " I told you my son is going to be playing for chelsea club".

bolseas:
tipsyjules, what a terrible experience.

but please for the sake of your husband, try forget the past. I know it is not easy, God will make it easy for you.

when you put to bed, try to see it as a fresh start. just as you believe that there is where your healing is. have a clear mind set and believe that you will be healed.

God will give you the strength.

Thanks dear! I will move on o because I just gas make DH happy.

missade:
@bolseas your post is very insightful and reminds me of my bestie. She was circumcised too but enjoys kpekus.

But there are various degrees or severity of circumcision...some have the clit0ris cut off totally, while some have the lips of the vjay cut off all in a bid to make the girls less promiscuous.

However, I really believe that the mind plays abig part in kpekusing. So tipsyjules open up a bit and enjoy the pre-intimacy, let that last for as long as possible b4 the main deal.
There's a reason why u do not put much fight when tipsy...its cos alcohol has a way of freeing us of our inihibitions. You must enjoy kpekus oo

Yes oo I must enjoy kpekus oo.The only thing am waiting for is just to give birth because I heard after delivery my vjay will open and I won't have pains dunno how through that is.I am suspecting it's the sexual abuse I went through while growing up that's affecting me psychologically till now.Me I don't even have problem sef na hubby I dey pity for because at times I will just push him out halfway leaving him in pains.Good morning mamas in the house.

sugah:
Tipsyjules, my roomie in Uni was circumcised..she showed us what it looked like.....just imagine a mouth without lips
She used to tell us then that during sex with her bf, she reads newspaper I don't know if she was exaggerating sha.

I just dey imagine mouth without lips sha.My bunky for uni was circumcised but na she kpekus pass, so that's why am confused.I can be so annoying during kpekusin sha.I can cry for africa because every style dey pain me even missionary style sef and hubby has been complaining. So I started feeling that I must av bin circumcised.The only time I always allow him have his way is when am tipsy (covers face) my head no strong for drink o but the next morning na war o because my vjay go don tear.Even with olive oil as lubricant I still dey cry.

cherrymum1:
Hian biko o. The thing wey dey make kpekus sweet na him dem dey cut. Pls don't cut anything o. Let the babe enjoy being sucked, licked and tickled down there. Jooooooorrr o. We no go see bad thing o.

did I just write this.....oh shit I need some kpekusing.....kikikikikikikij

Choooiii I bin tink say I sabi talk raw.But wait o talking about female circumcision how do I know I was or wasn't circumcision because I never see woman wey dem circumcise before and I don't really know much about it besides mumsy is late so I no get who to ask.

feddy27:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!

So much to appreciate God for! He has done all things well for me !

Please join me celebrate another year of great achievements

Congrats brokewaist

Ramadam Kareem to our muslim sisters!

happy birthday dear! U share same bday with my husband. I just hope your not as stubborn and troublesome like my husband sha.

sugah:
Chizeal don't be too hard on yourself. Just keep hoping on God to see you through. You can also try and get some old baby stuff from family or friends to help ease the burden.

Sometimes when I remember that I haven't bought a pin for my baby yet I start to panic....coupled with the fact that im still waiting on my April salary in June. But God would see us through.

my dear no be only u never buy anything o.Na so my heart dey skip wen I remember say I never start to shop especially during antenatal wey those nurses go dey yab person say weda I wan start to buy baby things after delivery.Thank God for my elder sis that sent me pisures of baby clothes she just bought for me today.I remember wen I never marry that I was sharping mouth that I will start buying baby things immediately I see those two wonderful lines on the test tube,well I guess it's easier said than done.

Favouredmom:
Hello mamas in the house, pls is it normal to still have cramps at 12 weeks plus? My tummy feels tight but I thought the cramps should be all gone by now. I want to be like iomoge2 as I don't want an early bump but I can see the dark line already, I want to hide the bump for as long as I can.

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

DRUMROLLS...............

WE ARE HAVING TWINS!!! EVERYTHING NA DOUBLE DOUBLE, NA DOUBLE DOUBLE

DH and I have agreed not to let anyone know this until delivery, it's hard for me to keep it away from my sisters but I have to be an obedient wife.

I'm no longer surprised I had terrible MS, maybe it was the twin syndrome thingy because sometimes, I threw up like 5 times in a day, sorry TMI. I had to take leave away from work as I couldn't cope running to the bathroom everytime I felt nauseous. It was that bad but surprisingly at 11weeks 4 days, the vomitting miraculously reduced and I started eating. I've lost about 8kg since the beginning of pregnancy but my appetite is gradually coming back and I'm eating in moderation again. I still throw up like once a day, usually early in the morning, but it's so much better now. This is my testimony.

@ enque we will have to ginger our teammates as much as possible. I guess the MS is still dealing with a lot of them and some people have not yet discovered this thread. They'll come around hopefully.

@ Zaynie spill and don't keep us in suspense, warrisalldat

As for Mr haute, it's good you calmed yourself down, we just might pity you and reduce the way we call your moniker, you hear? We can be nice like that if you cooperate. I'm sure you've learnt your lessons. Go and sin no more and remain a gentleman

To all mamas that have dropped their LOs gracefully, God be with you and your families. May your children continually bring you joy.

Oya team December ladies, e bo sita o, come out o. We are special people as our LOs are festive babies and we won't carry last by God's grace. Don't let them label us 'dulling mamas'.

Na only me dey shout for midnight like bush woman, no vex na time difference things


_{Bet mamas how are you people kpekusing? The thing is becoming harder as DH dey fear make LOs no vex tell us say we too dey playful}

Congrats dear! The way I take love twins ehnn!I can't help but laf @kpekusing question choiii! U remind me of my 1ts belle wey me and DH dey fear make LO no scatter for belle. If I just feel any small pain I go shout make DH comot say him don touch pikin head.Twas really funny sha especially as my elder sis wey sabi form nurse warn DH make him no near me dat period so we bin dey hide do am.

Thanks dear!

sugah:
Awwwww sorry about the first loss, affliction shall not rise a second time.
Yaaay team blue***

Thanks dear. Team blue o and also a FTM even though I lost my 1st @3months!

sugah:
You are very welcome. And feel free to share as much as you want.
Are you team blue, pink or not telling? Are you a FTM?

I dey jealous all of una wey una hubby dey around o.Mine travelled back immediately him score goal finish. So no shaggin for me or even massage. till next year.

creamchiccb:
my dear hubby actualy sucked mine out...he sed he felt somfin durin kpenkusin nd I was jes 28wks....since den hubby dsnt suck mi deep jes plays wit d tip,if I press my nipz d milk flows out!!my sista was teasin me dat LO wil suck my boobs silly dat I shud get ready.

Eeeeewwww thanks for the welcome party o.i don finally see where to share my pregnancy experience with other mum to be .

sugah:
Happy new month to our wonderful mamas. The record-breaking September mamas, #Jesusbabies mamas, #mamas4sexyborning. #September for supernatural delivery, mama alive, baby alive, daddy with plenty money for naming jollof rice
We are moving closer to our permanent site, May God continue to make it easy for us.

Let us welcome our newest member tipsyjules.

1. sugah.................Team blue
2. Chili89
3. Uglybetty1
4. Loistee..................Team blue
5. Mowojuoluwa
6. Serefunmee
7. Blessedmum......Team blue
8. Mummyife.....Team blue
9. Olaoyekemi
10. switgoodyy
11. Funmz
12. Ibari
13. Starbuck
14. Cheerychy **waiting for your transfer letter**
15. Carinmom
16. Beebee12
17. AdaEkube............
18. Teal................Team blue
19. HillyMa...........Team blue
20.MamaOO.........Team blue
21. Sexyshe
22..Jina24
23. eigmaticme........Team pink
24. Simababe..........baby's leg closed
25.Ahmanim
26. Tiimzy
27. besttbabe
28. Tippex
29 Haleematm.........Team blue
30. Odycute
31. Babysugar1.......Team blue
32. PresVA
33. Itunumary
34. Tallgirlism......Team blue
35. Mumgb...........Team pink
36. Jesusbaby1
37. hormobollar......Team pink
38. Harpholarsadeh
39. Chizeal
40. Faari........wants to be surprised.
41. mymoneygrows......iyaibeji
42. portable4real...........
43. tipsyjules......welcome
44...
45...

Thanks dear. No be small happiness o.

juliebest:
Iyabetajos, so happy for you, Mummy Andre!

tipsyjules, you are welcome. Sure it's happiness that is making you tipsy.
Have a wonderful pregnancy and supernatural delivery.

U mean basket of banga abi? Bc I don replace tomatoes wit banga o.shyness ke? Lolz.thanks dear!

zaynie:
Welcome Mama.
Have a healthy and fruitful pregnancy, feel free to mingle with us, no shyness allowed.

Most importantly, pay your due......baskets of tomatoes will do.

Thanks dear

cutienik:
raptor2..dats gud o

limsycutey..sis u no go keel person wt lafta o

welcum tipsyjules.

Thank you very much o but Mbok how do I pay my bills and the rest o.

mitchyy:
You're extremely welcome to the thread. Pay your dues to our accountant zaynie, identify your team and the captain, register your name, and ure good to go. Enjoy your stay here and pls dont join the peepers association o

Good morning all and happy new month! Am new here and also a September mum.Hope am welcome o?

simababe:
Teaam september, How we dey. Hapi new month to us all



Congreats to goldenruby. Kisses to our prince.

quin9:
So have been following this thread closely since January, now it's my turn to start giving back!
Thanks to @Happytbaby for answering my 'overflogged' question(before I started reading back),to everyone else on this thread God bless you,I almost misrepresented based on people's advice,glad I took time to visit and read this thread.
I had my visa interview today in Lagos and was approved....My transcript:
VO: pass me your passport please(which I did)
VO: so why are going to the US
ME: vacation and to have my baby
VO: is this your first
ME: yes it is
VO: where in US are you heading
ME: Houston Texas
VO: why Texas
ME: coz I got good hospital/price based on reviews I have heard and read and I got a couple of friends schooling in Tx too
VO: oh good (smiling ) are you staying with anyone or lodging
ME: Lodging
VO: what do you do for work
ME: I work at......as......i also own a...... and...... business
VO: what does your husband do for work
ME: He own .....company that is into ..... and .....
VO: any documents from the hospital and account work?
ME: yes (hands over correspondence,budget sheet and account statements) while she is going through the statement am explaining: that account has the money for the trip which we have saved in there,that is mine,showing my monthly income,those are husband's,as he's the sponsor
VO: looks up as says good,when is the baby due?
ME: ....October according to scan
VO: are you going alone?
ME: yes,hopefully hubby will join me before the baby comes
VO: (hands me back my docs and gives me the white paper) make sure u pay ur bills and travels with all the documents you have here....
ME: thank you very much
NOTE am 5months and my tummy is invisible, today I had to wear something tight coz I wanted to show by force,so having a small tummy is no excuse to lie about your pregnancy.

Now unto ticket,PTA and other matters

I key into this ur testimony o.Will be going for mine soon in abuja.

Hi dear! I also need that info too o.will be due around September too.El paso on my mind too but need more info abt hospital cost and accommodation.

similoluwa1:
Good morning all,

Experienced mothers, i am currently 21 weeks gone and i intend too use Hospital in ELPASO, pls can any one provide information on the best and cheapest hosp to use. detailing the total cost and what it covers,how to get doctsors appointment, means of payment etc and if anyone will be in need of someone to share an accommodation with during their stay, i intend to travel by end of July.

Thank yu for your prompt responses.

Please can we talk more privately maybe bbm or whatsapp. I will really appreciate.

nenya:
That will be great!!! Looking forward to that......but

I was dead sure as at last week I will be going to el paso cos I felt it was well planned out in terms of payment, accommodation etc.

I had made reservation with inland suites and got numbers for taxi,

then I read the post from mom that had twin with regards to accommodation recommending airbnb. I tried it out and it turned about $600+- a month.

Also another mom that used dr mbagwu at st Francis and I feel he is more cost effective.
Am yet to give him a call to discuss on one and one. Once I speak with him then I will be able to say where exactly I will go to.

Nenya please can we keep in touch because I should be traveling around that time too.

nenya:
Anyone going to El paso in August?

Tnks nenya I appreciate.

nenya:
If you want to use el paso doctorsparati you can check out their website. All info is there bills, accommodation etc.

Their total bill for vb invluding ob package, hospital and pediatrician as well as a 2 day stay is 5450
while 4 cs ob package, hospital and pediatrician as well as a 3day stay is 7125

With regards to the accommodation they recommend, the cheapest is inland suites from $179 per week but when you add tax, weekly tech fee, deposit it comes to about
$266 roughly and its about 9.5miles to sierra medical center which they use.
But if you go to airbnb you will get accommodation not just much more cheaper but about 30minutes WALK to the hosipital if its still available.

But if you read up people have talked about where they had paid much more cheaper bills than doctorsparati

Ok tnks Maggi I appreciate.

Maggie0133:
Am using doctores para ti. U can google them. I paid for enrollment and doctors correspondence that should be ard $257. They assigned a doctor to me. Then they recommended some accommodation in elpaso. That's abt d summary. You can get more info from google or doctores para ti website
quote author=tipsyjules post=45614915]Hi Maggie. Plss am new here and intending to give birth in USA, so pls can u gimme more info about elpaso? Because av bin browsing abt dem and am supposed to be there around july too.

Please can anyone help me here! Abeg am confused where in USA to give birth o.Heard about elpaso but I need someone that av been there to share her experience wit me.My hubby sister gave birth to her 2kids in houston Texas but I wan try another city plus say I need place wey dey a bit cheaper and accommodation wey dey close to the hospital. Please I will really appreciate if una go answer my question because I be new person here o.I don check google tire bfor I discover dis forum.