Who, exactly who, spotted these elephants?

This guy is a hero. Thumbs up

OgunLaakaye:


If you like pray from now till next year. We will scatter that marriage exactly 18months from now.

E gba mi. Is this guy mad? You want to scatter whose marriage? Dimwit

Later now, some broke-ass idiots will be saying that people are beefing Davido. Can't the idiot just stop gallivanting around as if all is well with Nigeria? If he shits, na front page, if he coughs na fp, na wetin sef? If all is well with Davido, the least he can do is to enjoy his life peacefully without tormenting others to frustration as if he is the only one favoured. If you like, quote me.

explosiveskull:
Look at this fine chick in those days fat like baby ostrich, please am so scared of marrying a beautiful lady and later finds her fat, am scared cos I may lose the love I have for her, what can cause this?

Ask Google.

This lady with the segmented cheeks! Duh. Squeezed cheeks like one-day old kpuff kpuff. Fine baby though.

[quote author=ashantitope post=84994172]Why are you telling us after you have made the payment and what did they called your offence? And why can't you take them to nearby bank so some people can interfere or you follow them to there station[/quote/)
Goodness me! Did you just reason this way? May you not have SARS experience. O ni wo tan

Monaco2:
Wat exactly did dey say was his crime?!? If he did nothing y did he transfer such amount to them?!?

The story no complete o, d dude should say the truth
They must have found something incriminating on him for him to caugh out such amount

1.Whatever rubbish they caught with him, what right have they to collect money especially such a sum.
2. If the guy had incriminating things on him to the extent of paying such an amount of money, believe me, he wouldn't be lamenting to the world. He would know that if the matter is taken up, it can lead to his own doom, also

Those asking whether or not SARS used juju on him should just STFU. If you've ever had any dealing with SARS, you'll understand that if the guy had not done that, he would probably have wasted his own life. The truth is SARS must end. We have enough problem in this shithole of a country than to add SARS to it.

One thing I love about this babe is that in the midst of all these celebrity I-gat-to-belong vices, she has managed to create her own world. No snapping of nude pregnancy pictures, no unnecessary social media popularity, no single mom pride, and so on. Good girl. Keep shinning dear

Please, kindly give me 50k out of that money. I prayed for you and God answered my prayer. 5% I ask for.

Wiifesnatcher:
so a woman is squeezing your balls and you can't rained uninterrupted blows to all her body?


3 blows in her face, ½ in her stomach, 1 in her breast would have save you


in fact if any lady try to hold my balls, I will tear her in public and deal with her with the dick. nonsense

Just two blows on the breasts would have been okay. Very wicked woman. I'm sure she doesn't have a son cos if she does, she won't spend all her life monitoring dick. Na how someone won't kill her son untimely she go dey after. May she rest in prison.

Northeastern:
Where is @ NwaAmikpe when you need him most?

Are you trying to say that if the guy you mentioned doesn't give you a sense and direction of reasoning, you can't do so?

24kmagic:
YAWNS
Same old shit

The only reason I ve not broken a girl's heart is because I've not had the opportunity.
When (not if) I do, I will not just break it, but I will break it into pieces. I will shatter and damage that heart. I will make sure I put her in a depressed state for as long as possible.

Cos I know she'll do the exact same thing to me if she has the opportunity.

Any man that shows any little mercy to any lady other than his family members is a complete weak man.

Your everyday goal is to ensure you abuse them emotionally. Cause them pain, make them cry, and you'll be respected and cherished forever.

The only thing no man is allowed to do to a lady is to physically assault her.

But every form of assault and torture is encouraged.

Better do her before she do you

Oh dear! You're such a poor soul

slawomir:
I just love the way she is slim, small and beautiful
Just like them Angelina Jolie, Gal gadot, Adesuwa
Kareena Kapoor


My love for slim girls ehnnnn

They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina

Leggings dey fit them die and their Camel toe is very obvious and beautiful
camel toes are for slim girls whoose thigh are slim enough not to choke their pussy there by revealing this outline of their labia majora in tightly fitting clothes like leggings

Which means when slim girls are on leggings ehnnn
They are too sexy

Na so slim girls dey release different liquid during sex. Watery, sticky, foaming liquid

But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies

Oponu

ntyce:


Idiotic being, so because the contestants bare Muslims now, it's tantamount to bad governance....

Oponu ayerada

Haaaaa. Kilode? On top this matter?

Hakeem12:
People who were taught not to question their religious indoctrination will always feel persecuted by those who have the common sense to question their beliefs. This is their cognitive dissonance kicking in. They can't believe anyone has the audacity to question what they were taught not to. People can refuse to go to church or mosque because they don't want to, it's that simple. It's funny when religious people look at you with pity in their eyes, when you reject their teachings, like they have won the lotto and you're missing out on something big. Let people be, you preach live and let live, yet wake people up every money with noise, preach on buses, go from house to house and shiit. If religious people had their way, they would throw people in jail for not practicing religion. I say this because one moment they are enticing you with heaven, the next, scaring you with eternal damnation.

This is what I call overdose of brain. Good

Shoes Experts, please, what is the name of Ooni's shoes?

How come the only thing one is seeing on this xenophobia is verbal response? Are we Nigerians sane at all? Isn't it obvious that the South Africans, like most other African nations, are frustrated and are only passing their frustration on the seemingly weak race- the black? Why didn't they vent on the Whites that first determined their destiny before other foreigners do? Why? Because they know that all we can do is silly talks that profiteth nothing. I won't be surprised if another surge of xenophobic attack arises in South Africa or any other country against Nigeria, in the future. We have proven to them that they can try shit with us. I'm afraid.

GoTV:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I'm terribly ashamed of the way we Christians conduct ourselves and handle depression. Unlike our Muslim brothers who would rather make lemonade when life throws them lemons, we Christians will rather commit suicide out of cowardice. We indeed have a lot of lessons to learn from our Muslim counterparts

Will you shut up there? Mumu. Which yeye lesson should Christians learn from Muslims on depression or any other topic for that matter? You had better learn to address issues from an wholistic point and not always feel inferior. We are first humans, Africans, Nigerians before we belong to any religion.

friendlyadvice:
kaffy but na you wey be bread winner of house na, why you come dey call am "husband"when he is obviously a wife?

Do you Know the couple that much? I hope you do cos if you don't, you're a first-class idiot?

rilikalid:
who is Stella? the only one I knew is Stella Obasanjo and she is late. by the way, who is Teddy A biko? Only know teddy that Banky W has.

You need to start knowing people so you don't become outdated. Stella Obasanjo? Since when?

Truthbites:
Our leaders should better our country . We don't need to change our citizenship...why are Americans not rushing here to change their citizenship to Nigerian ?

Ask Google

NwaAmaikpe:





Girls are masochists by default.
That's why a girl will throw herself at the guy who treats her like trash and despise the one who adores her.

They love it when they are abused and debased,
Sadly. In the open, all girls are hardskinned, no nonsense taking feminists.
But behind close doors, they are punch-receiving, boxers-washing, attention-hungry insecure beings who will do anything no matter how debased for a male's attention or for money.

Sadly, you fail to recognize the babaric and animalistic tendencies of men. What a lot of women want is a man who will treat them like queens. Some men appear to do so but in the closet, it's a different story. So, women accept the fact that the ideal man doesn't exist. So they adapt. Then, women are resilient creatures that make manage the shit that men only know how to offer. Admit it

nepapole:
Nonsense. Thieves.
I am sick and tired of all network providers in this country. I thought spectranet will be a lesser evil but damn!, those guys suck data with hose as fat as a porn star's vagina.

Haaaa. You just can't wait for the slightest opportunity to display your habit. Porn-addicted imp

Hahahaha. Na that Genevieve's terrible pass

JasonScoolari:
Good morning my fellow Nairalanders,

Yesterday, I draw your attention to some beautiful RICH ladies who are not registered under any FEMINIST group, and how you'll address any frustrated and bittered Nigerian FEMINIST especially the one's here in this forum.

Reports reaching me from a reliable source says that these old layers are planning a Coup against me.

That's by the way.

I think Mercy Aigbe should just respect her self before a proper investigation about her real OCCUPATION is unveiled to the general public.

You're jobless

pyro62:


Yes oo. Bring back NwaAmaikpe I'm sure he has understood the point you were trying to make by now

See the way you're saying "bring back" as if he was thrown into prison.

GMbuharii:
All of you are all foooolls.

You are all a disgrace to manhood.

The idiot naira Marley is one of the biggest fooolll I have ever seen. I pity your parents.

Everybody should petition the authorities to ban this dance and any,every music associated with it.

Exactly! And to think the guy is ugly, with mouth like slackened oversized pants. His only contribution to a country we are hoping gets habitable is the glorification of yahooyahoo and mumu dance. Oponu. Like Olamide said, he should just go and continue with his corpse-washing business in London

Ighoga898:

Otherwise what will happen..

Can't pastors sin too, are they not humans..

First three comments girls,,, All I see is three sinners condemning another sinner for sinning differently..

They probably have committed abortions twice each this year alone..

Nonsense

When these pastors start behaving as if they are the ones who wrote the Bible, cover to cover, did they forget they are humans? They'll so condemn sin and sinners as if they don't sin in their closet. And they glorify their position as if they are the next in command to God. Now, you're asking foolish question. No, pastors are not allowed to sin, if not, let them just be popstars not pastors.

Cyberleets:
Busola bleeped the pastor multiple times, the pastor got her a car... now she's screaming rape. Thunder is busy sha, it will soon locate her and other stupid Nigerians in this

You're just a sick pervert.