₦airaland Forum

I heard there are a lot of Yahoo boys in Osogbo

Is it including the politicians' teachers

All those teachers that made students sing the national anthem every day but never took their time to explain it to them, God punish you!
All those teachers that trained our politicians into leaders we curse daily, curse be upon you too!
All those teachers that go to class to mark attendance but not to teach, God punish you double!
All those teachers that see every children's day, workers' day, teachers' day, Independence day, and those inconsequential days as days to stay at home without consideration for the students who have stayed home for close to six months, thunder fire you!
96.5% of government teachers, who stayed at home throughout this pandemic, got paid yet resumed and have not or will not resume to classes, Bleep teachers' for you.
I'm trying to see the children teachers made to become somebody. The students and their determination made themselves.
Before you quote me, how many of your teachers are your role models?
Overhyped Celebration

Clearly, this is a case of planned murder. I'm so sure the murderers didn't just pick her up for their inhuman game. They were sent. And in a country and clime where sanity exists, those who are fast to tell us how devastated they feel would be the first to be investigated. Because, as colleagues of this victim, why would you be devastated over her gruesome death? You should be scared.
Scared because you should be asking 'why'. Why was she killed?
But you won't ask because it is a rhetorical question. You would rather rest in peace and wish her soul too rest in peace. But resting in peace is a hoax, after all.
You would run from pillar to post, hoping that posterity forgets what you did. You would do everything to make sure you don't close your eyes into Oblivion and see her. And maybe, just maybe, you have trained your conscience to be dead.
But, your children are not dead. You have families and people that are dear to you too. Because you are human. And at the time when you feel we are all on our own in this world and not answerable to anyone, unimaginable calamity will strike. Beginning with the ones you love. And that's when you will know what it means to feel devastated. But your mouth will be too heavy to say it, and your hands won't be quick to type it. Like it did now. Because your brain is trying to fathom from your heart the true meaning of devastation.
I'm not just talking to her murderers, or to the ones who sent them. I'm talking to the murderers.

Oluwauchebest:
Naira Marley started it on twitter first b4 any other celeb

Obviously. The guy is a Yahoo boy and this is an opportunity for him to make sure the brutality doesn't get to him.
I hope that when they End SARS, they also EndCybercrimes!

optimistfeel:
Good... sorry always coming from mature mind., i salute the legend...

Legend ko, stout ni

She deserves a better cake.

I say it again and again. As the Madam of the house, if you're not comfortable with a particular house help, don't so much as raise your voice nor allow her to get you angry. Just let her go. Sack her, fire her, terminate her appointment, whatever it is called. But do it with a smile and make her smile too.

Although, I'll never subscribe to a house help in the first place. #fullhousewife

SpecialAdviser:
A lot of people make mistake when they say Yoruba land is 50% Muslims and 50% Christians.

My take, its 30% Traditionalists, 30% Muslims and and 40% Christians.

It's 80% traditionalist, 50% Muslim and 30% Christians. Trust me, I'm Yoruba

madgoat:
Tomorrow may even be your day..... #just saying

hi
Tomorrow will be your day!

90? God please. I want mine to be a bit longer. 110 don do.

Softhands:
And she has a program on Africa Magic...MERCY AND Ike...God punish her for this...

This matter pain you o

So, to vote cost 4k, like N4,000?

The judge should be sued. Her certificate retracted and she should face the bar. In fact, they should dig up her history, she'd probably have poured hot water on a house maid.

Officialgarri:
Wailers will jump on this thread to rejoice without bothering themselves with a fact that their father who is still alive is not worthy to attend this burial

Haaaaaaaa. This one pain body o!

OP, you sef get problem. Simply because you want to judge and condemn a girl, see how lengthy your epistle is.

Isa can still call him. He should keep his phone close so he can pick.

joxxy01:
ITK. I detest your type

Frustrated? Take chilled water. Cos it's obvious you detest yourself too.

Enemyofpeace:
Rubbish. How many of their members that burned childrens did they visited, but because this one that burned a children is married to a reach man they decided to go and visit him because they know that the husband must give them kola and transport money. Bunch of hungry people. Vickyrotex iya wa abi kini mo wi?

Haaaaaa. Did you construct all these sentences for a purpose? I hope you say yes 'cos if this is you speaking English the way you know how to, then, you need to step out of NL for a while and get a grasp of your brain.

NGpatriot:
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Why is this poor ipob cry baby crying and shedding tears all over my shoulder?

You are messing with the wrong person, your ignorant, bigoted and unintelligent ipob rubbish means nothing to me, go and sell your rubbish to your fellow village ipobs..

Village kerosene and wheelbarrow people feeling funky..

The guy gave a rational submission. Can't you be rational too. Just insulting unnecessarily.

Jesus Christ!!!

sonofanarchy:
who are you?

Ask Google

sonofanarchy:
A girlfriend that uses ”am” in place of ”i'm” is that one a girlfriend?

So, this was what your brothers used to gauge their girlfriends? Learn, you won't learn.

Petyprincess:
Jamb question
Mr ajegunle, hw is ajegunle?
Edited: just realized you don't have sense,realised you once quoted me on travel section
Do you guys have nothing reasonable to do than stalking ladies nd quoting them with what has nothing to do with their post? I can't even remember you until i checked your post bt here you are quoting again like I'm with your balls
If you really want to troll me don't forget you have enough topics nd information that gives you out easily! Adios!

Laffu wan kill me ooooo. Poor boy! You almost finished him

X0012:
Everybody should just look for money and install CCTV. Who knows, It might just save your life one day.

This is the most sensible thing I've read in days.

It may not be suicide but murder made to appear like suicide.

apache22b:
This Government of Buhari is so dumb and i am ecstatically delighted and disproportionately flabbergasted with enormous gratification and appreciation for the dispensation of such a tendering and mesmerizing information in which the prestidigitation of the concurrent and subsequent matter is thoroughly demonstrated through the innuances alluding to literal and metaphorical context. It is highly imperative to note that, such is the significance of the aforementioned, distortion in any shape or form will result in catastrophic ramifications to which will be the outcome of epic proportions. I thank you for your unequivocal.

Is this your anthem? You use this all the time whether or not it is relevant?

Third degree murder! Murder not by intent! This may not go down well with the protesters.

Afospecialk:
I hope by the time covid start spreading in Nigeria like about 20000 confirmed cases everyday the food you are hustling for will save you.

Good luck

And I guess locking yourself down or in or up or over will save you.

sexyice:
I really need to comment on this. First off, if you don’t live in rivers state; pls pls pls shutd4kup. Secondly, you can call him names or whatever but he’s one of the best governors rivers state has produced so far. The people calling him names and saying he is wicked are the reason Nigeria is sinking deeper into the “Rona” quicksand. You all should go and read about how china dealt with the virus and you’d understand why they insist on using draconian measures. It’s a shame that Nigeria as a country would be a massive grave yard because of the virus, and all those protesting the lockdown and screaming fraud here, fake numbers there, I’m sorry to say you haven’t experienced any lockdown yet. The worlds economies will pick up and life restored to almost normalcy and then our true lockdown would start and trust me; no governor or leader would need to tell you dumb asses to stay d4k indoors or wear a mask or wash your hands or maintain social distance, people will drop like flies in Nigeria, from the facts the world has presented and research of how Rona works, it’s new complications which are too numerous to mention and I just found out today it’s got new symptoms in kids, yes kids who make your life worth every bit of living, and then the different strands that the virus has; up to 4 strands, not to speak of the second wave which is highly predicted or the possibility of getting reinfected, lol, you all live in a country whose environment is better described ‘filthy’ for lack of better words, no fumigation, no common sense, greedy bastards leading and stealing your money daily in the name of audio projects etc, I keep laughing cos it feels like I’ve seen the future and feel sad knowing it’s inevitable because of illiteracy on the part of Nigerians, it hurts to say the north especially Kano would surpass mind boggling numbers from Rona deaths, the government would cry out for help in coming months, international help is what I mean and then the true numbers will surface and all who have been doubting if this is real or make belief will shed tears on a daily due to ignorance which will cost the lives of people close to them, Draconian measures is the only way in Nigeria to curb the spread and rivers state has one of the best chances, I’m sorry to say Nigeria would hit its peak between September and November. I pray we still have a Government by then, and please don’t say God this or God that, the Bible makes it very clear that faith without work is dead, do your bit and have faith else doomsday would be in December 2020.

You obviously lack knowledge on how China dealt with the virus. How did Taiwan, a country that shares border with China prevent it?
The problem with your comments begin with the glorification of your Wike. Really pathetic. So Wike is your ideal leader? Sometimes, accepting being a Nigerian is worse than cancer. To you, a government that will ensure lockdown without a sustainable provision for the masses during the lockdown is the best thing that can happen to Nigeria. I know you'll say he gave "garri", he gave " fufu". Is that sustainable for the period? Did he bounce to the street like he's doing now to make sure it goes round?
And to think you said the country is dirty and ignorant. Who told you some parts of China are free from dirt, filth and congestion, yet there's no record of the virus in those parts?
However, you got one thing right. Your prophecy of doom! Indeed, if we don't work on our vaccine or our own way of containing the virus that will accommodate the masses, doom may come. Only that, if you like, lockdown for a year or lockdown in a coffin, you are not safe. And that leaves no one out.
I know you are bitterness, pessimism, frustration, anger and ignorance rolled in one person, so, I'll be expecting your caustic reply.

Why must there always be mistakes with issues like this?