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Na she sabi who she she marry,as long as its nt my john dumelo

Chukwuemeka007: They're doing it there because they think it'll be more fancy nd high class giving an award in the US

True talk,and dis rubbish actually starts from d uni,wher ul see social clubs travlin abroad to hold parties,awards,etc

Hope this helps

^^na wen e no fresh e dey sweet pass
@op indomie noodles

Wow totally love the look

Wait oo,was dt aeroplane thing for real, I thot it was a joke o,especially wen I saw this

blank: Does anyone know how much a gate will cost in Lagos? A normal gate, nothing fancy?

Gates go for btwn 120-130k,but 2wks ago my hubby got a really beautiful,durable gate in ibadan for 85k,we were really shocked,but I guess if Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ search properly ul get goodstuff at cheaper raates

Pics please

Irish spring is good,but it dosnt fight against pimples or blackheads,its merely a toilet soap,kinda like d lux and joy Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ were previosly using, Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ need to get an antiseptic soap(if ur skin is sensitive) or a medicated soap(if ur skin can handle it)also get a good facial scrub for d blackheads and to exfoliate the dead skin on ur face

Wich kain mismatching of shoes com be dis,she spoil her outfits wth d wrong shoes jor,apart from dt,shez just ok,nothing breathtakin bout her

Iv vowed dt I wud never put mouth in d goldie/prezzo saga,after dem nearly give me ulcer,all I'll just say is He really shudnt av apologized,he did wat he had to,to win,wish our own representative had been as focused

Its been taken care of king micheal

Ђ☺w̶̲̥̅̊ did he celebrate ur birthday wen Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ weere courting,if he was dis nonchallant then stop stresin urself,but if he made an effort then welll...
Anywayz I feel hez got smthn up his sleeve,he wants Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ to stop talkin bout it,then voila he'll spring a fab suprise on u

when therz life ders hope jor,don't come and rain on my parade

Life has been good o,though I stayed jobless for bout 7months,but I used to wake up each morning with a twinkl in my eye and a spring in my steps

firestar: [color=#906670][size=18pt]Here's mine:
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My baybee~ ma cherie~
Hush...oh huush smile with me
Je chanter pour toi
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Pour[i] ma cherie[/i]...~
Ma cherie~
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My[i] baybee~[/i]
Smile a little more
Laugh with me~


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Improvise! Improvise!! Improvise!!!
You might want to sip warm honey-flavoured tea!

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Eerrr firestar,I no tink say d pikin sabi french oo , and is d honeyflavored tea the key to songwriting

dominique: you even tried that you remember all these nursery rhymes. next time, go with 'My Mother' but you dont have to get to the last line of the last verse: ...and tears of fear that i should die...

Ahh so Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ get my drift

Kobojunkie: Paranoia na bad thing.

Na Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ sabi

Maybe Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ cud loan me urs for d time being,cos I doubt I'll av any creativ juice flowing by d time I eventually get d tyke off to bed,hez a handful that youngman. Thanking Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ in advance for the lullaby firestar

Yup I agree wth above poster,she shud resign,I went thru similar stress myself cos of dis bank target issue,twas horrible,ud be insulted evryday at meetings,wakin up evryday wth fear and trepidation,some top peopl ur lookin at to meet ur target wud ask Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ to av sex wth dem 1st(tel me Ђ☺w̶̲̥̅̊ many men can Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ sleep wth,and dia sleepin wth Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ dosnt guuarantee thyl giv Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ d money o,abi did they write an undertakin to giv Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ money for sex)d most annoyin thing is dt dis money stil remains theirs to do as they wish,d thing even gathers intrst sef,so wats d point,its a diff thing if ur sellin ur body for money at least dt way Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ kno d money is urs. Abeg mak she resign sharply,ther r peopl wtht jobs who r stil survivin

It all started lastnight when my 7month old was squalling his eyes out,so in a bid to rock him to sleep I started singing some nursery rhymes;
I started off with old mcdonald had a farm,substituting my kidz name with d farmerz,til I thought naa don't want my kid turnin into no farmer,want him to own a billion dollar company

Then moved on to georgie porgie puddn n pie,then I thot naa,my kid wnt be making no girls cry

So I skipped to 3blindmice,wen it got to d farmer's wife chopping the blind helpless mice tails off with a carving knife I stopped and thot 'my baby shudnt be listnin to this,too much violence'


So I skipped to jack and jill,wen it got to dem tumbling down d hill I thot to myself kai too much pain

So I skipped to hush a bye baby on d treetop,when d wind blows d cradle will rock(was gettin a good vibe off dis one,wen I got d shocker)wen d bough breaks d cradle will fall,and down wil come baby cradle and all,I thot again VIOLENCE

So I skipped to humpty dumpty,of course dt story end wth him falling off d wall and breakin into pieces with no hope of redemption,more VIOLENCE

So I skipped again(more lik hopped,by dis time I was sapped of energy)to goosegoosey gander,and this rhyme just killed evrything,
Goosegoosey gander(4 d benefit of those dt dnt knw d poem)
Where shall I wander
Upstairs,downstairs and in my ladyz chamber
Ther I met an old man who wudnt say his prayer
I took him by d left leg and threw him down d stairs

Now tell me exactly the purpose of nursery rhymes,r they there to instigate violence,cos it seems to me dt a whole lot of dis rhymes av got violent xtics,or maybe its just me not getting enuf sleep

It has greatly improved o,I now av light at least 18hours a day at worst and 22 hours a day at best,in ibadan

I realy hate d idea of giving my kids teachers gifts,wich kain mumu appreciation,am I not paying thru my nose as it is to pay schoolfees,which is eventually used as salary for dem,am I not d one even doin dia job for them,wen they giv my kids assignments theyv not even covered in skool yet and xpect him to com to skool d followin day with d answers,or giv d tiny kid assignments on d internet and xpect it to be printed out and bound,after workin my butt off all day at work so dt I can pay his skoolfees,I stil com home to meet unreasonabl skool homework,yet I'm xpcted to 'appreciate' the teachers at year end,kmt,thunder fire dia fat lazy behinds

I personally beliv working up to ur due date is good for a pregnant woman,she'll get all d exersic she nids,unftntly in my workplace its now mandatory dt a pregnant woman proceeds on maternity leave one whole month to the due date,its really pissing me off
Wat am I sposd to be doin for a whole month,twiddling my toes and thumbs waiting for d baby to come,kmt

For wia,who dash cuddle mii all dese cute pikins shez bin displaying since

Iv heard snake fat gets rid of scars,iv forgotten the local name for it,but iv seen it being sold in lagos

aaghh so I'm not alone,used to travel from ibadan to lagos just to get my hair done,cos sadly ibadan dosnt av good stylists,unftntly can't do this anymore cos of my kid,so most times I just stick to sideparting hairstyles,cos even d worst hairstylist can't get dt wrong*i hope*

No be blueband magarine dey dt table,soo blueband sef dey amsterdam,hmmmmmmm