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Celebrities › Re: Davido To Award Scholarship To A Little Boy On Twitter by tk4rd: 11:32am On Oct 16, 2015
Davido... There are many kids like that around., so please, try and see if you can reach to as much of them as your strength can carry..
But as you scout for such kids, beware of fraudulent nigerians that might present such kids to you, only for them to take the scholarship money away from these kids and use the money to buy phones for their ladies.
Find a way to pay the school fees and upkeep funds directly.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 10:20am On Oct 16, 2015
artmedia:
No. Definitely not today.
Then, Monday then.??
Jokes Etc › Re: Keke With Swag. by tk4rd(op): 10:10am On Oct 16, 2015
Keke fitted with doors.
Forum Games › Re: Puzzle About Citizenship by tk4rd(op): 10:08am On Oct 16, 2015
For me though...
Answer to question 1.. American and Chinese by blood.
Answer to question 2.. Turkey is out of the story.. What if someone gives birth in outer space.??
Forum Games › Puzzle About Citizenship by tk4rd(op): 10:03am On Oct 16, 2015
A pregnant Chinese woman got sick and she decided to fly to America for treatment.
They flew Chinese Airways.
Some hours into the flight, the woman delivered a baby boy. (The plane was over the Pacific Ocean at the time the baby was born).
The plane landed in Alaska, and the woman and her baby were taken to a hospital there..
..
Questions.
1. Is the newborn baby a Chinese or an American.?
..
2. If the Chinese woman had decided to go to London instead, and it happened that at the time of giving birth to the new baby, they were flying over Turkey, would the new baby be considered a Turkish since he was born in the Turkish Air-Space.??
Jokes Etc › Keke With Swag. by tk4rd(op):
I saw this swaggerlicious keke along Orlu Road in Ihiala, Anambra State..
The owner of the keke fitted it with doors.

Celebrities › Re: "Yvonne Said Nigerians Are Useless And silly": Man Accused Of Assaulting Actress by tk4rd: 7:59am On Oct 16, 2015
Mcteeblack:
All I see is dat Eze is trying to make use of that opportunity to ask her out but the girl don see enough from iyanya , so she doesn't want to have anything to do with Nigerian guys again but Eze no see the writing.....
angry grin grin embarassed
Eze smiled too much during the introduction, and Yvonne's heart shaked, she just buckled her seat belts and zoomed off.. #anothernigerian #iyanyasbrother
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men Crazy About Big Butts? by tk4rd: 6:38am On Oct 16, 2015
Enahi:
Lol oh my God She is shapeless.

Na that's not my type of shape or a*s. I got a perfect shape
E don do jarre..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:37am On Oct 16, 2015
gj:
I 've been waitlisted from 2013/2014 recruitment.
So, they can keep people waiting this long naa.. It's well.. That's why dey called it "waiting list" though.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:11pm On Oct 15, 2015
gj:
I've been on NLNG waiting list for sometime now. But recently received a mail from them asking me to indicate availability and interest.
did anyone received or known anyone that has ever received same mail. what is it signifying?
YOUR WAITING STAR HAS SHINED.. GO AND GET IT BRO...
JUST SEND A REPLY MAIL TO THEM AND INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND AVAILABILITY - AND FULFIL YOUR NLNG DESTINY..
WE ARE COMING TO JOIN YOU..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:09am On Oct 15, 2015
How was your night.? I hope you all slept well.?? We can wait a little further.. I can smell the good news.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:42pm On Oct 14, 2015
dway4ward:
Dear Nigerians, please let's try to find the root cause of issues and not barely look at symptoms. The victim of exposure here tried to paint a "saintly, I cover my tracks persona" but was quickly outed. Albeit the display of evidence is much, but all the same you should expect such if you display hypocritical behavior.

I started this with dear Nigerians because obviously not all of us will be successful, so my future colleagues please exhibit informed behaviors.
It's like you misquoted him oo.. He said something like "...I keep a big gap between my several online personas. I just assumed everyone else did..."
It doesn't mean that he is a saint..
It simply means that his several online media outlets have little or no connection between each other, and that they are not even a true representation of his person.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:27pm On Oct 14, 2015
Djbaka:
There won't be these much tension in this thread at this moment if everybody had minded their own businesses.

Uncovering 'sauces', posting screens... for why na, mbok?!

The world has never been this free.
It's all part of the waiting..
It's also part of life for unusual things to happen at times so that there would be stories to be told..
Nevertheless, I hope the ugly episode ends here..
...
As for sauces, we still need more of them.. I just don't know why some i.t.k pple went as far as blowing the little sauce we just had.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2015
airsaylongcon:
I am. Still no reason to drag screenies from another thread here. I would have been fine with just your comments but screenshot had sinister undertone. Its like an attempt to drag my name through the mud in the office for stuff I do outside office hours
My exact thoughts.. As though they can be related.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:20pm On Oct 14, 2015
NanaF:
Oh my bad! I've taken it down. I thought you said you've very well distanced your online personality from yourself. Well, I guess you have nothing to fear + anything to take my mind away from NLNG tension smiley
His personal life remains his personal life.. Leave it for him to live it. As for the tension relieving.. Hmmmm..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:26pm On Oct 14, 2015
You guys can digg eeehn.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 11:49am On Oct 14, 2015
forkadict:
THIS IS A CONFIRMED SAUCE!!!!!!!
Aaahahahahahahahahaaaahhaahhahahh... He got what he wanted.. He is a Confirmed Sauce jarre..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 11:47am On Oct 14, 2015
windows98:
Hahaahahaa...at this point you guys would believe anything. Me sef na NLNG staff o, my dept needed 10 but then we got 6
There is a way to confirm sauces... tongue grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 11:32am On Oct 14, 2015
fanice1:
U guys should not be too hopeful to avoid disappointment at last. NLNG can't absorb intended nos for this GT employment. Most likely 70-80 max. My dept requested for 6 but got only 4 and its a major division in NLNG. Make una relax!
THIS IS A CONFIRMED SAUCE..!!!!!!
...
If his dept requested for Six and got Four, then, there is every possibility of a waiting list..
We are here..
We are waiting..
THIS WEEK IS OUR WEEK.!!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 8:18am On Oct 14, 2015
NPComplete:
See this one wan scam God grin
Even God know say u go go back to d sin after NLNG take u. So leave matter. God will give u the job out of his mercy or plans for u and not because of ur piety
You no go understand..
Somehow, my mind started telling me that God may punish me for my sins by not giving me this job., na im I started asking for forgiveness already..
Who knows...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 7:49am On Oct 14, 2015
cashme28:
Wrong. More than 50% could mean 60% or 70%. So in the end less than 70 could be called.
This is sad and disheartening.
Less than 70.?? huh Hmmmmmm..
Even if na only 5 people dem go call, my name must to be there...
Oh God, please let my words come to pass..
Na beg I dey beg You.. I be Your son oo.
Forgive me if I sin..
But for this job, I need am badly.
AMEN OO.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 4:27am On Oct 14, 2015
airsaylongcon:
THIS WEEK IS YOUR WEEK! - Bishop David Olaniyi Oyedepo grin
sad sad sad The week don pass sef.. Na next week wey go become the correct "this week"..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 4:19am On Oct 14, 2015
airsaylongcon:
Why bother to conform when he was born to standout? If not that I no get mind I for wear fluorescent green suit with yellow socks and red shoes
You are so pinging creative.. I love the colourful combination.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 10:34pm On Oct 13, 2015
maikux:
u guyz can make persons BP to rise eh? i jst check n saw p182 and my ...
any way i jst welcomed the NLNG crew to my school they came to inspect the progress of a $2millon multiuser lab in fac of engg. my boss was the professsor in charge of the project called "NLNG CSR" i was part of the people showin them around....
hmmmm... huh huh huh huh
see nlng ppl ... ah ogoneku.... money bad o come see security, come see press crew ....
person wey dey work for this kyn place even him skin and the way they talk, dress and general impression they r jst excellent.
although i tried to talk to any of them about the recruitment bt at some point i thot of maintaining my levels as per grin grin ;Dfuture colleage na... ;Dlol
The only thing they said at the end tht i knw they intimidated not only mi but all around including my prof was when we asked them to stay smalll was "We have to be in abuja in daylight its part of our safety precautions"
guys lets keep our hps alive n remain in prayerful cos from what i saw.... its worth the wait...
Success to all of us as we await the good message.
Which school is that.?
Where is it located.?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd:
Machini:
Please I beg y'all to stop this talk of leaving NLNG after so so years and stuff. Let them not think we all are in this just for the money and change their mind. Please please please, some of us have passion for what we are going there to do. Thank you.
I WANT TO GO THERE AND MAKE AN IMPACT..
I WANT TO GO THERE AND CHANGE NIGERIA..
I DON'T KNOW FOR YOU GUYS OOO..
..
LIFE IS FAR MORE THAN GATHERING WEALTH..
YOU GET HAPPIER WHEN YOU SEE YOURSELF CONTRIBUTING SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO A WHOLE LOT OF PEOPLE WHO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW..
..
I WANT TO SERVE..
I NEED TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING HELPFUL., NO MATTER HOW LITTLE..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 11:00am On Oct 13, 2015
Question-1.. What and what exactly are we expecting at the medicals.?
Question-2.. Is it really true that some pple might not make it after the medicals.?
#ANSWERS_PLEASE..
Politics › Re: Professors, Two-time Senator, Others Make Buhari’s Ministerial List - Vanguard by tk4rd: 9:56am On Oct 13, 2015
finestiyke:
If Prof Anwukah truly makes that list, then I'd respect Rochas more! Though he's greedy to make everything about his family.

Click LIKE if you believe Rochas has impoverished Imo State and click share if you believe he's the best thing to happen to Imo State
Hehehehe... 50/50..

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:44am On Oct 13, 2015
Prinzofparis:
some dreams are not better than NLNG in terms of offer but some people still believe in passion and job satisfaction. He is in the states now.

a mentor of mine rejected slum some years back for a lecturing job.
Woww.. Good for him.. We pray we get to our own passion and job satisfactions real soon.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:03am On Oct 13, 2015
Prinzofparis:
funny...this job is a great job , but definitely not worth dieing for.

as it stands. I know a prospective who will not take up this job if/when the offer comes.
I guess the guy got something better than nlng already.?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 6:00am On Oct 13, 2015
Prinzofparis:
chyke a chick for 2 months, oga u strong oh...who she be huh...even Beyonce self na 1-3 days
Hehehehe.. Well, for the benefit of doubts, some "girls" that are new in the game need to be chyked that long.. They take it to be smartness, or testing whether the guy is "for real".
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: See What He Made With Water Melon (photo) by tk4rd:
daniel9202:
one of my friend sent this to me claiming he made it..i can't doubt him though...
My guy, na so u dey believe things reach.? Comm'on go and google "water melon arts"..
Meanwhile, watch this video published on 22nd September 2014..
And, you will learn not to believe everything you hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8MTG_y7wUQ
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by tk4rd: 5:27am On Oct 13, 2015
It is well.. Even if na woman we dey chyke, she never do dis kind shakara..
In this case, we can't even let go..
Assuming say na woman dey do dis kind shakara, and two months passed without any word from her, I go just forget say I even said "Hello" to her, not to even talk say I chyked her..

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