₦airaland Forum

NanaF:
Suicidal tendency ke? It's not that serious oh.

I have been wit a lot of Nigerians.. Most pple in this country tend to blow very little things out of proportion.

Titaniium:
this one that some dey leap for joy apparently on top no 'males', I hope anticipation neva turn kolomental so..lol

A lot of us will soon shout well well very soon.. And Ooohhh.. A lot of us would be so gloomy, heavy heart, stiffened blood, numb bodies, blank brains, suicidal tendency, feeling so badly hurt as some people are rejoicing, not being able to type anything here anymore (even when mentioned), unfollowing the thread, and finally making up mind that nlng is not even the best company in nigeria and that it is not God's will.

“We got the information of where she was hiding from someone who had seen Jessica in the neighborhood and afterwards alerted the police, and both of them were seen and arrested in Lugbe”, the source said.

Thank God for online media and nairaland too.. Only if she knew that the news went online, she would have stayed indoors all through.

sexyjob:
Enough talk! Take some breath and check your mails tomorrow. #nlngnawa

Your second name is #CheckYourMales..

ceetee:
If ur figures are correct then the success rate is less than 12%. Wow!! That’s the lowest at any stage of this recruitment “campaign”.
Indeed this exercise has taken a pretty long time. I hope those of us who will end up in the HR department improve their recruitment process especially in the area of communication. For instance, during the incident of Ebola we shd have been informed that it will delay the process, or if AC results can’t be released in 3 months as promised u shd have been informed etc. Even JAMB in those days didn’t take this long to release results. As someone rightly said this wait is torturous.
Free advice, never ever put ur life on hold for anything (especially when it is not certain).
On another note, this new found optimism is it based on information, speculation or gut feelings.
Regardless, Father let your will be done.

Now that there are new cases of Ebola in Calabar of recent, I hope that it will not affect us that are waiting for nlng.??

Abi na only me dey see this.? She take style resemble that muscular nigerian female footballer

About 30,000 successful applicants..
About 18,000 were invited for the WAEC test..
About 5,000 were invited for the shl test.
About 800 were invited for the A.C..
About 90 to be finally taken...
God of Mercy.. May your will be done on my matter..
The stage is too tight for sure, but then, I know that You can loosen it a little for my sake..
Pease help me Lord.

Djbaka:
Somebody said so last week and the week before. It's now the Sunday evening dose

Maybe you're conjuring it this time around sha, lemme not stand in the way

Now, I can believe anything I hear.. #anxiouslikethat

That is why we keep the hope alive every new week.

This week is it.. THIS IS THE WEEK..!!!

emmahoney:
Wow men and women of courage, I salute your doggedness/perseverance. Outstanding Success to you guys. Maybe I made a right decision or a wrong one when I was invited for the first aptitude (conducted by WAEC) by NLNG in March, 2014 I cannot say. I did not attend the test because the fixed date clashed with the day that I was expected to write my M.Sc. aptitude test. I went for the M.Sc. test and I later got the admission. Fast forward to last month ending, I completed my M.Sc. at the University of Ibadan with a P.hD. grade. Ever since, I have been following this thread in a ghost mode. I just think that it is germane to comment this evening on this thread. I never knew that this recruitment could take longer time like this!! Best wishes...

GOODLUCK TO YOU BROTHER..

midehi2:
maybe she took business class, that kind thing toasting things

I think I would go with your theory.. She got toasted while in the air. When they landed, she decided to explore small with the toaster...
Surprisingly, the people she came to visit didn't know her phone number, and in her fear, rushed online..
..... Anyway, I hope the details come across later.

kendrick9:
This nuella is what they call a Husband Snatcher

You know, whenever they say that actresses don't sleep with directors, I laugh., because it is a lie..
The other time, an actress with big butts was bragging that she pulled her jeans for the director to see that her butts are real.. Yea.. Good for chopping.. So she pulled it.., and they saw the choppable and confirmed..

johnydon22:


WTF is wrong with you all were they not humans? were they not intelligent beings?

the problem is that most of you have no idea the history of Africa. . . Why didn't you ask me how they built houses too?

In igbo langauge Odinani is practised as both science and religious art. they had knowledge of astrology, music, botany, mkpisi (maths) medicine..

Ancient igbos successfully divided the year in 365 days of 4 days in a week, 7weeks in a month and 13months in a year plus 1 day.

they knew a herb that could cure any ailment. . . .These people were not some bunch of black illiterate monkeys like you have been taught.

They had these knowledge the white men made us discard our own version of knowledge for theirs..

Ok... it's like we are saying the same thing.

prettythicksme:
Why dont u stop her when she was kissing u?cos i see no reason u should refuse her sex and accepted to kiss her!

Sex and kissing are now the same.?? Women sef.. Always defending.. If he had sex, it will become that he took advantage of a sex-starved lady.

foriz4u:
Why do u need such information? If only u can give me a concrete reason I'll help u with d info u need.

Maybe he did some event recently, and he was told to settle the "rain maker"..

izzieman:
It's attitudes like yours that made Africans lose a lot of their science some to so called Religious figures sent by European government to not only close our eyes and minds but steal whatever knowledge we had that was alien to them.

My Grandfather was a rain maker and I still remember what plants he used to make the rains not to fall and how to reverse the process to make rain fall. I wish I had not followed all the European brainwashing and learnt all the science from him.

The USSR, the USA and Canada carried out cloud seeding experiments in the sixties, sentries and eighties where they were able to make rain fall so there is a science to it. Who is to say those plants my grand father used did not have the same ingredients used in the Experiments by these nations?

If you still know the leaves, and can still recognise them, then, you can start up a research to know the chemicals inside these leaves.. Biologists and biochemists can help u out.. I wish I know these leaves too.

sukkot:
just say this is beyond your sphere of understanding. you are just a blind passenger in the world. there are several parallel dimensions of reality in this world. not everyone you see walking is on your level spiritually. there are the spiritually blind, which you will fall in that category, and then there are those whose spiritual eyes are wide open. this world is not what you think it is. thats why you chase money and wealth 24 7. you are in a destroyed dimension called the third dimension. the only thing you can conceive of is the material world

Now I think I am really getting interested.. What else is there to live for in this world if not for happiness and fulfilment, which most of the times come through wealth and riches, and some times through knowledge, and sometimes by doing things other people cannot do, and sometimes, the hope of making it to heaven.. What else are humans supposed to be doing here on earth.??

sukkot:
Who do you think controls this planet ? you better get aware cuz you are in darkness. everything is controlled by the illuminated ones. the 13 family. one of the families the rothschilds own half of the money on this planet. they are worth 500 trillion dollars. thats who control everything. they even own the central bank in nigeria

Start coming back.. U don go far..

johnydon22:
Common bro there is nothing to debunk here..

Cloud seeding is a common knowledge...

Every rain making process involves burning of some leaves and the smoke of these leaves has the same effect on a rain cloud as a silver iodine.

Wonder why nobody makes rain in the harmattan? Because there is no rain cloud ..

Rain making is just a typical local form of cloud seeding. . .

Told you that what people tern magic are just things they just don't understand how it is done...

Ever wondered how these ancestors knew about cloud seeding even before air-planes came to be.?
Modern science taught them.? Or they just learnt it from no where.?

Storeburn:
Ok but Ay should have settled the matter amicably instead of banning Gordons, it's not just.

All na show jarre.. The whole thing was planned..

stephenduru:
When you are a figure in the society,people struggle to take selfie with you.See how these ladies were struggling to take a selfie with VP Osinbajo

Osinbajo sef na one kind problem-free humble gentleman he be.. See as he just keep face quiet and was smiling gently, and allowed them to be squeezing on him...
By the way, the lady behind him is the owner of this picture.

What will he be spoking if I may ask.?? Well, we call it "duplication of duties".

lebete3000:
It's her uterus, she has d right to show it to d world if she wants to, it would have been wrong if the doc snapped & showed it without permission.

So, if it is your private part, you have the right to share it openly to the public.? After all, it's your private part.??
My dear, some things are not meant for public consumption. Yess. There are lots of people out here with lots of differences...
If it happens that her fans are already used to these kind of scenes from her, then, she can continue. That one no concern me.
But assuming she just brought this scene up all of a sudden, then, I must say that the sight is really gory. The picture could scare away some (if not most) of her fans.
You can imagine a lady uploading a picture of used sanitary pad on facebook, and then tried to justify her action by typing that "the menfolks should learn to respect we ladies. You guys don't suffer wat we suffer"..
So, would u support her too.? After all, it was her sanitary pad, and her facebook wall.

NanaF:
Maybe he's gotten his own feedback unofficially.

So., where is Okoope now that we need some "insider info" badly.?

If God wants me in, then I will be in.. Nothing is impossible for God.

NanaF:
Lol. From his previous posts , it seems he has insider info

You don mean it.??

laurel03:
Oliseh no do well at all for ds one.... anytime they beat super chicken now... I trust 9ja people dey will always complain and condemn Oliseh dt dey lost because enyeama not there... #EnyeamaWeloveU

Before nko.?? Starting from tonight sef.

"...You spent sleepless nights just to analyze every goal you conceded, even if there was nothing you could do to save them..."

This part got my soul.. I need people like that in my life

NanaF:
Finally

The person that typed "Finally" just got me checking all my Males.. both inbox, outbox, spam, scam, draft, sent, trash, deleted, personal folders, and nlng website..

If you must do something, do it well.. Enyeama knew that his morale has gone. The motivation is no more there.. The best thing for him (and for the country) is for him to leave the team.. He did well. Let him not be the cause of our misfortune.

danjaba:
This guy Enyeama dedicated his times for the Eagles. Yes, his contribution won laurels for us. But at last...
Enyeama complained about the match venue of kaduna.
Enyeama was given a query which he tore it in the presence of Nigeria football officials in kaduna. Haba!!
Enyeama withdrew his passion for the National team when Stephen Keshi was sacked.
Enyeama behaved rudely to the Nigeria coach Sunday Oliseh even when he came late to the camp.
Less we forget
Oliseh won Olympic Gold medal
Oliseh scored the winning goal against Spain in France 98
Oliseh doesn't take shit from anybody when it comes to football
Oliseh threatened to deal with the minister of sports then due to his interference in the Super Eagles matters
Oliseh cried in front of millions of people when Nigeria lost to Cameroon in AFCON 2000.
Oliseh head butted his club mate in Germany.
Nigerians want a patriotic and a discipline team.
Kudos to Sunday Oliseh. Keep it up man

Abeg make he go jare

Morale will be very low in today's match., unless Oliseh does something about it

ollah1:
lemme see the pic to know if i shld vote for u or not

That's it my dear.. Thanks.
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