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rheether:
It's official. The famous handle is a Biafran.

You've joined them.??
You are now NCAN.??

Some years from now,, you go realise say "Biigg Ukwu is not healthy to the body.. The loads from large ukwus are detrimental to health"..

Blakjewelry:
what is the essence of stripping her

Now bro,, react to this..
You clearly saw someone stole ur phone and hid it insider her underwear.. You told her to bring it out, but she said she had nothing on her..
You, being sure you saw her insert the phone inside her underwear, decided to do an external touch-feel search on her without removing her clothes, and by the search, you discovered that there could be up to 13 phones hidden inside that same underwear..
...
Now, describe in just three sentences,, what your next series of actions would be after the discovery.

Papiikush:
I'll stab the shìt outta that animal.

From the photo,, he animal is dead already..
So, save ur energy..

UMK3..
"Toastiee".!!
"Don't Make Me Laugh.!!"

My dear Nairalanders.
How are you guys doing today.??
Please my people, today is the last day of Voting in this Category of selection.
I thank you all for keeping #TheChalineTeam in the JETS Contest this Far..
We really appreciate..
It had not been easy..
Now is the moment of Decision for all of us..
Please, we need your votes..
JUST click on the link below,
https://www.jetsetmag.com/model-search/vote/share/2017/chaline-anarado
then click on "Log in To Facebook"..
(Then, "Share" the page if you like.)
But most importantly, be sure to click on ReCaptcha's "I Am Not A Robot"
It is Very Important you tick the "I Am Not A Robot" Box!!
Then, wait for your vote to be Confirmed..
We have always Known you guys to be one of the Best...
Let's do it again this time.
Vote CHALINE Here.!!

China Has A Whooping 8 out of the 10.?? China should be the Best World Economy If So.

My dear RomanceLanders.
How are you guys doing today.??
Please my people, today is the last day of Voting in this Category of selection.
I thank you all for keeping #TheChalineTeam in the JETS Contest this Far..
We really appreciate..
It had not been easy..
Now is the moment of Decision for all of us..
Please, we need your votes..
JUST click on the link below,
https://www.jetsetmag.com/model-search/vote/share/2017/chaline-anarado
then click on "Log in To Facebook"..
(Then, "Share" the page if you like.)
But most importantly, be sure to click on ReCaptcha's "I Am Not A Robot"
It is Very Important you tick the "I Am Not A Robot" Box!!
Then, wait for your vote to be Confirmed..
We have always Known you guys to be one of the Best...
Let's do it again this time.
Vote CHALINE Here.!!

OCHOdee:
All na Bingo

1. Bingo
2. Hungry Bingo
3. Agile Bingo
4. Brown and White Bingo
5. Beautiful Bingo

SCIENTISTS SHOULD INVESTIGATE THIS..

She's busy.??
Thunder fire her jarre...
Busy snap-chatting and waiting on Davido

sexybbstar:
Not every lady you see on nairaland that rants or create threads are searching for love. We have many ladies here who enjoy bashing you guys, not because they are pained but because they enjoy doing that.

If u think I create threads to attract guys online... Sorry,You are on your own. I use nairaland as a playground, just to see how E-wars looks like when you say the truth. (sonofLuci, Shey u hear?)

The same way not all ladies are in a relationship for money, some are just there to eat your food, wear your shirts, take pictures with your phone and watch Zee World on your television... Lol

Haaahahahahaha..
I can relate with the one of watching Zee World on my t.v..
She once said she so much loves to hear me complain that I can't watch my own preferred channels again..
She said that I must love Zee World. So, she just dey come around just to make me like Zee World.
She would then be telling me the stories I missed, from the last episodes we watched together till present..
As for me, I go just dey pretend as if I missed a lot ooo..

Explorers:
About 49°C

Wooww.!!
That's very hot ooo.
It can set dry leaves on fire ooo.
Chaii..
What's the cause of such heat waves.??

So Bad..
RIP

Wooww..!!
Very Simple People

Na waa ooo..
What is 120F in Celsius degrees.??
E reach 40C.??

Nickymezor:
Why didnt she pose under the rain nw?

E never rain naa

Worwor:
But u sef check am na, how man go settle for bone when he fit get meat out there?

You see Bone.
Others see toothpick.
I see Tight Curves

Worwor:
weytin do my life? You dey envy my life ni??

Unto say na wetin naa.??

Worwor:
I go like toothpick instead.

You see your life.??

Under the sun..

Slim Corper

Abi na lie.??

Iffah hear say Obasanjo no go reply or react to this..
Make my legs jump six times.

Heyaaaaah..
They Killed it..
Chaaii..!!

I can't even read this, not to even think of understanding it.
Please, I need someone to translate it for me..
See Photo.

I am seriously trying to mind my business here.
But this happened right in front of me.
I boarded Adam-And-Eve Bus from Awka to Umuahia, and I got to sit at the back-sit..
These two ladies sat in front of me, and they continued discussing about this Sandra.
The said Sandra, from their discussions, happened to be a close friend of theirs who just wedded.
So, if your name is Sandra, and you just got married, and you wedded in Awka, and two ladies Ijeoma and Mercy who happened to be your close friends were also among ur bridesmaids...
Just know it now, that your life was the topic of their discussion from Awka to Umuahia.
I would have plugged off my ears with my earphones, but I kept regretting why I forgot it on this very trip...
....
Better mind the type of friends you keep...
..
Meanwhile,, I am still minding my business.

OP.. The face here looks like yours..

"The Good
THE BAD
And The Ugly."
...
"Going Bananas"

Alfranco:
You guys are so funny. What happens if a fellow's head is flat and coned?...we can't generalise over head shapes as something peculiar to an ethnic nationality...

They call us Igbos.
We accept.
Now, why can't they use the Igbo descriptions again this time.??

How true is this very write-up and pictures.??