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My name is Chaline.
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Please show me some love.
I will represent Nigeria very well

E don set..
Time for another celebrity couple

EvilMetahuman:
kikikikikikiki


We should probably close our borders too.

These people would rather stay in nigeria than move back to their gully eroded region.

I wish we have active group as this in yoruba land.

But you guys don't have naa.
All you guys have are social media clowns and talkatives/typatives

Super1Star:
Yes we do not have anything to offer, We agree.

As you are leaving North by Sept 30, just leave SW too.

Thank you.

If North chase, we leave them.
If SW look, we look them back

Day11:
Come home where?

What of my house in balala island

Everywhere would soon be equivalent in beauty to Banana Island..
So, are you ready for the initial sacrifice.?

SexyNairalander:
booked

This one is not meant for entrepreneurs

we are our own boss

It is meant for the people working for you. They are humans too, and they might be reading this.

Are there True Christians in Nigeria by the way.??

Lucario007:
I don't know whether to laugh or pity you.

Choose one, and make yourself happy..

So, It is your money, and you have all the liberty to spend it as you wish.??
Just try and remember "the foolish rich man" in the Bible.. He was named "Foolish" just because he rejoiced that he would sit back and enjoy his wealth of bountiful harvests. It was his sweat after-all. It was his harvests. Yet, he was called a fool on top of his own harvests and hardwork..
Think about this...
Remember "the Rich Man and Lazarus"? His own sin was that "he was spending his own riches the way he pleased",, after-all, it was his hard-earned riches... He forgot the poor people around him..
And he got punished..
So, if you are a Christian, and you believe in the Word of God contained in the Bible, and you still think that your money is your money, and you have all the liberty to spend it the way you like, then think again...
True Christians, no matter how little (or even how big) they have, they always look out for who to help with whatever they have, and at the same time, do their best to support the spread of the Word of God.
True Christians do not flaunt extravagant living., and they do not involve themselves in unnecessary spending on expensive things. It is the same as worshipping money.
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If you are not a True Christian, and you would want to become a True Christian deep in your heart,, then this post is for you.
Think about your riches and make good use of them while you are still alive.
But if you think that you really need to show off your wealth to people,, after-all, you have suffered a lot already in the past, then, keep showing people your wealth. But you need to know that it is not the same as "Showing Gratitude to God"..

Na waa oo.

baridamben:
1) South-West: N404 Billion
2) South-South: N198 Billion
3) North-West: N69 Billion
4) North-Central: N54 Billion
5) South-East: N49 Billion
6) North-East: N29 Billion
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Breakdown:
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South-West
Lagos: 302,425,091,964
Ogun: 72,983,120,003
Oyo: 18,879,084,132
Osun: 8,884,756,040
Ondo: 8,684,406,573
Ekiti: 2,991,041,855

Total: 414,847,500,567
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South-South
Rivers: 85,287,038,971
Delta: 44,057,915,472
Edo: 23,041,425,599
Akwaibom: 23,269,750,752
C/river: 14,776,808,331
Bayelsa: 7,905,458,280

Total: 198,338,397,405
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North-Central
Kwara: 17,253,829,559
Kogi: 9,569,124,487
Benue: 9,556,495,064
Plateau: 9,191,372,277
Nassarawa: 3,402,616,062
Niger: 5,881,584,409
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Total: 54,855,021,858
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North-West:
Kano: 30,959,027,531
Kaduna: 17,051,864,537
Zamfara: 4,777,169,537
Sokoto: 4,545,765,527
Katsina: 5,545,900,833
Jigawa: 3,535,349,908
Kebbi: 3,132,343,261
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Total: 69,547,421,134
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South-East:
Enugu: 14,235,512,227
Abia: 12,694,839,539
Imo: 5,871,026,976
Ebonyi: 2,342,092,225
Anambra: 14,791,175,253
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Total: 49,934,646,220
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North-East
Bauchi: 8,677,265,878
Adamawa: 5,788,979,592
Gombe: 2,941,438,110
Yobe: 3,240,867,567
Borno: 2,675,723,063
Taraba: 5,895,538,974
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Total: 29,219,813,184
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Please note that economic activities in the north-east has suffered greatly from the war against Boko Haram. Another thing that is clear from this statistics is that every region in Nigeria depends on oil from the Niger Delta. It is not as if they can't work harder to survive without oil money, but if you compare what they're generating currently to what they're receiving in federation account allocation, then you would understand why they're so lazy.
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Another thing from the statistics is that the South-West is the only region in Nigeria that can survive right now no matter what happens in the oil industry. Funny enough, they're also the only region making the least noise and focusing completely on development. No wonder the economy of the country is controlled by individuals from that region.
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Another thing to point out from this statistics is that the south-east has no superiority claim over the north. It is pure wickedness for those who clamour for Biafra to watch the economy of that region suffer while they preach about what would've been if they had their pipe dream. Why have all those who are promising to make Biafra heaven on earth not coming up with those ideas to improve the IGR of the south-eastern states, so as to at least improve the living condition of the people living there? Look at Lagos, look at Ogun, look at Kano, look at Rivers State and the high IGR they all command... Igbos are one of the biggest contributors to those IGRs, not by force but by choice, and they do so by freely associating with people from those regions. But Ogun State alone generates more revenue than all the south-eastern states combined, which means that on the strength of this statistics, it is arguable that the Igbos do better by associating with other people, and will perform woefully by staying on their own.

Let Biafra go...
If they die, let it be on their heads..
Stop feeling for Biafra.

The Future will tell.

I missed you too.. And your threads

Now it is official..
People now celebrate any number they feel like celebrating as their age..
I'm celebrating 4yrs Next Year

ijbeauty:
Congratulations... Lmao

I like you. You are beautiful

TSOM:
That she's famous and celebrated doesn't necessarily mean she's not insane. Psychopath!

My exact thoughts

Presh900:
What is money good for if not for showing off to your enemies

This is a bad approach to handling money.

Explorers:
Lionel Messi, Barcelona, Ferrari F430 Spider, £173,000.



Play time to payoff car: 00:31:32

So,, this guy dey make more than one Ferraris in every match he plays.??
Imagine one Ferrari in every 31½ minutes.??

Where Victor Moses own.??
I came here for Moses and Mikel.

oldfoolnigger:
fortunately/unfortunately I happened to be the one in my class( still a jambite,smh).

second person ( still battling with olevel when I checked last)

third person( fuel attendant).
maybe three of us were cursed.
lmaooooo

fourth to eight person(unn law undergraduates).

nine person (in Canada)

ten person ( unizik MBBS).

eleventh and twelfth ( MBBS and chemical engineering respectively)chem.engin guy with strong first class currently

Tell yourself right now that you will enter University..
And then, once you enter the university, make sure you STUDY to LEARN and UNDERSTAND,, And NOT, READING TO PASS EXAMS ONLY.
Finally, Whatever you Learnt (and Understood), make sure you also know its usefulness and application in the outside world, apart from the jingles the lecturers sing or recite for you in the lecture halls.
This final step is what you have to do on your own (especially if you are doing a professional course). It will help you a great deal when you graduate.

DR. CUM: 8 REASONS YOUR EX BROKE UP – AND WHY YOUR NEXT MIGHT JUST BE DOING SAME..

Check out these patterns, notice one or two familiar things?
1. You found yourself in love at the drop of a hat, you began seeking commitment almost as soon as the relationship began. Hey, you’d not even ascertained whether or not he felt like “going far” with you.
Diagnosis: “ Neediness and clingy’ness” are your failings.

2. You placed him high up a pedestal, walked extremes to sacrifice things for him, adjusted your life’s goals, built your world around him and had him making all the decisions in the relationship – all in a bid to cater to his pleasure.
Diagnosis: Your desperation for validation is appalling, your self-worth is in question, so is your identity.

3. You were “treading softly,” as though you walked on eggshells, being scared of angering him, always worried you just might do something that may drive him to stop fancying you. You couldn’t even have an opinion as, within you, you felt there wasn’t going to be anything of value you could add to discussions.
Diagnosis: Your insecurity and self confidence issues need to be visited.

4. You held back on your feelings – or on information pertaining to you, or perhaps, you “censored” your thoughts – all in a bid to be in control. Infact, you almost couldn’t see past “who has the control” while in that relationship. You belonged to the “I prefer a man that loves me more than I love him” crew. Basically, you relied on manipulations and mind games to get by in the relationship.
Diagnosis: Your love exists only by words of mouth.

5. You over analyzed the relationship – every of his actions, thoughts, gestures and looks were almost always under constant x-ray by you and your friends, so much so that you found anxiety taking the best of you.
Diagnosis: Should you even be in a relationship if you can’t trust?

6. You were putting up appearances – feigning happiness, making hyperbolic gestures the way you feel etc – all for attention or affection.
Diagnosis: You’re unoriginal.

7. In the quiet of your mind, you carried profound wrath, anxiety and inadequacy – and you always acted on these emotions even in situations that called for no knee jerk reactions.
Diagnosis: You’re a drama queen.

8. For some strange reasons, you found yourself disliking people that treat you with respect or regard, the douche-bag that saw no worth in you caught your attention and fed fat all the negatives you thought of yourself.
Diagnosis: You’ve got an unhealthy attachment style.

Now, you’ve found the root cause(s) of your disappointments, that’s a good thing. But, what do you intend doing with all that info – whine, throw tantrums and excuses till you feel better about yourself? Or perhaps, some self reflection and practical work? Whichever way you choose, we’ll always be here to help you find a path of heart.
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For more detailed text,, see source..
http://www.fifietalkslive.com/dr-cum-8-reasons-your-ex-broke-up-and-why-your-next-might-just-be-doing-same/

https://www.facebook.com/fifietalks

#COPIED..
1. If, before you ventured into a relationship, you always felt empty within you, being in a relationship won’t change it. It’s just a matter of time before you return to same emotional emptiness – could even turn out worse.
2. Need an ideal partner? Take a closer look at the sort of guys/ladies you dated before. That wasn’t a coincidence, it wasn’t your village people at work either. You – and at times, your environment – are the only common denominator in all your relationships.
3. Your thought process, your mentality is the sole culprit for alot of the heartbreaks you’ve suffered in the process of loving.
4. Paying close attention to your thought process is the first action needed in getting rid of these dysfunctional patterns recurring in your quest for love.
5. Encountering genuine love with several people is very much possible – “soul mates” abound, you could have more than one “soul mate.”
6. The idea of meeting “Mr. Perfect” – that man/woman who would complete you in all ways is at best, a mirage – at worse, a myth. “Mr/Miss Right” would be there for you in alot of ways. It’ll be a total deviation from reality expecting one individual to be there for you in EVERY WAY.
7. Loneliness or desperation almost never bear sound decisions – anchoring on these two would only have you experiencing pains, heart breaks and relationship let downs.
8. Changing who you are or adjusting your values to fit into the picture of what a man/woman might want – and hoping he/she finds you compatible would never change the fact that you lost yourself and what you actually perceive as compatibility is actually a false appearance – when push comes to shove, one person may likely leave, or the relationship becomes dead, surviving only by name.
9. Loving a person for their potentials​ instead of who they genuinely are, would only get you bitter and frustrated.
10. You might think you’re actually in love when you embark on emotionally driven rescue missions but you just might be interpreting sympathy as love.
11. Falling for a person that’s also your “mentor/role model” could pose real difficulties – especially if your intention is a functional relationship.
12. Strong sexual vibes isn’t always love, it’s just what it is – sexual vibes. Get a room and clear your head or something.
13. Similar sexual preferences and appetites is a great pointer to the possibility of an amazing sexual relationship. And yes, while sex isn’t love, holding back on sex can’t help you tell if he truly loves you, it’ll only, sadly, serve to make the sex the point of his focus.
14. If he/she never opens up to you about his/her feelings, no, you’re not having a relationship, what you have is a “situation-ship.”
15. A person in a long distance arrangement often tend to feel the relationship is actually better than it truly is.
16. Genuinely begin loving yourself and soon you’ll find yourself rebuffing all attempts aimed at disrespecting or abusing you.
17. Keep looking long enough at that closed door and you never would be able to see that open door right before you. The greater the indignation you have in your mind against that past of your’s, the greater would be your inability to genuinely love someone in your present.
18. Acquire the ability to “be aware” of people using your mind instead of with your eyes or ears, and soon, you’ll start attracting individuals that would be better fitting – in healthy ways – and with great compatibility with your nature too.
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To read in more details,, visit source..
http://www.fifietalkslive.com/dr-cum-18-things-to-bear-in-mind-if-you-genuinely-seek-love/

nextprince:
[s][/s] Then duck off my mention.

Guy no dey mention me too. I don tell you wetin I wan tell you

nextprince:
Arrant nonsense.

I no get ur time jarre..

nextprince:
Will you keep quiet? Why not direct this poo to the champions of tribalism on this forum? Gerrout.

You've joined the champions already.
Keep it up.

nextprince:
Very pathetic.
**Sobs**
Anyway, which tribe she be sef?
**Trying to figure that from the shape of her head**

With people like you moving along the streets, our country would remain doomed.

Very soon, Covfefe would become a dictionary word

I just finished watching a documentary on "Dark Matter" (Under Cosmo-Physics)..
Scientists don't know what it is,, but it fills the whole universe and keeps it in order..
In fact,, the dark matter holds the whole universe together...
This Dark Matter is invisible, and undetectable..
It can exist right inside physically existing objects, and can even pass through them like though they were not existing.
Dark Matter behaves more or less like a ghost..
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Now,, I can't believe scientists mentioned "Ghost" in describing Dark Matter.
How come the scientists believed that Something they don't even know what it is, is the thing that fills the whole universe both the empty space and existing physical objects.??
WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS "DARK MATTER"??
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I was also gonna ask about another Dark unknown phenomenon known as "Dark Energy".

Explorers please come and help in this research.
Lalasticlala, come and push this one around as usual..
Oga Seun, is there a code that can provide me with better answers.??

OrestesDante:
Is microsoft into airplane production?

But if this double plane go crash ehn? Na die. Double pilot. I shake my head!

I think it is a project they embarked upon so as to help them in further projects of launching satellites into specific orbits..
They are not going to make it commercially available

Thanks for the good news.

IT HAS STARTED. !!

Henrydone:
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Which app is this.??
I love its zoom level and sharpness