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WAEC is over, and a fresh shipment of slay queens has just arrived.
I wonder how these kids got these loads on their backs though..

Celebrities and Faked-lives are like President Zuma's two index fingers put together.
They are all YEYEBRITIES Worldwide

I need those skate-shoes

TheLogicalMind:
This one weak me......

MEANWHILE, LOOK AT THOSE FUNKY HIJAB WEARING SLAY QUEENS IRAN'S FULL NAME IS "THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN." THE ONES IN NIGERIA WILL BE FORMING MORE ISLAMIC THAN THE ARABS, WHILE THEIR SISTERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ARE TWERKING

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Guy,, drop the link to the full hijab twerk videos naa

WIFE : I want to work, I'm tired of staying at home.
HUSBY : OK, darling
WIFE : Really? So you'll allow me to work? You can't even prove your Manhood by providing for the family? You're not man enough Papa Okechukwu! So you want to stress me abi? Wicked man that you are! Weak man!
HUSBY (completely shocked) : OK .. OK... You stay at home while I work, I can handle it alone.
WIFE (#Claps her hands ): Oshheeyyyyy!! Worker of the universe.. Weldone oh.. So you want to turn me to housewife abi... Kole werk!!! You don't know I'm a feminist!!...
...
How best do we cope with such a lady.?

God Please Give Us Good Opportunities..
We Don Try Abegg..

AfroSamurai:
Tell me, when was the last time you had sex?

How does dis concern the story naa.??

AntiWailer:
This is the correct time and opportunity for the Church to act the Forgiveness they have been preaching.

We hold on to instructions like Tithe Payment , Touch Not My Annointed, Givers never Lack, Tithers are World Movers , Principle of Sowing Seeds etc that is beneficial to the Pastor's pocket and the main LOVE Our Lord Jesus taught us can not be held on to.

She messed up and I also condemned her several times.

She is suffering all these because of all the bridges she burnt while writing rubbish. If not, an Olunloyo should not sleep in police station till the next day.



Mathew 18 : 21 KJV Version


Mathew 18 : 22 KJV Version


It is easy to Jump Up and Down on the Alter speaking Big Big Grammar using eloquence and forming anointing.

Screaming LET GO .... Sharwarma Sharwarma Sharwarma.


When it is time to act it, we see how empty those messages are. They can not even stand 1/4 of the troubles we face in our Marriages, they cant even stand the hurt we face everyday that they scream "Let Go !"

They are simply a function of ELOQUENCE without any SUBSTANCE.

That is why i Choose which Pastor i listen to on Marriages, Leadership , Purity etc.

You can't be preaching what you don't have to me.

I once sat down and analysed Kemi's situation...
I discovered that in all her write-ups,, she never wrote to defend anybody..
She was always attacking people..
Most of the things she wrote were not true..
And now, it dawned on her that she has no friend..
Even sef, the Flavour she is dying to fück is not ready to be her friend.

Nogodye:
That shows the level of damaged that has been done to their brain...Imagine going back to captive when you have your freedom.They have been brainwashed just like those sucide bombers

She has the freedom to choose which freedom is better for her.. She had tasted life on both sides of poverty, and had decided that what you call "captivity" is better life for her..
Some lady some time ago once surrendered herself to go back to kirikiri prisons after being set free for some time.. Her reasons being that the wickedness in the world is far worse than that of the prison, that she prefers the community life in the prison.

Are they Muslims? or Christians.?? or Both.?

str8talk1:
Guy, check your facts well before misinforming Nigerians!

One of the major voting methods in USA,is the ballot paper.
Ballot Paper voting methods was used in :
South Korea
France
India
Turkey (for their Referendum)
Algeria,
Europe, America , and Asia, etc.

The countries and continents mentioned above, are we better than them in terms of development and human capital development?
Because it has proved and outlived other forms of voting methods.

What, you should be canvassing is multiple methods of casting our vote.

The US used about Eight types of voting methods in the past Presidential Election.
Simply put it, WE ARE NOT RIPE for e-voting. QED.

Why?
Don't worry, the revelations in the coming month will shock Nigerians.

I am in support of any solution (or solutions) that would minimize human interference and corruption in the collation of results.. That is why I am thinking electronic voting and collation is the solution..
All these irregularities and rigging in elections are the only reasons I am particularly concerned

history2901:
I am ready to write the codes for a fee of 1 symbolic naira.
Those who want to bribe me to favour them in the elections will have to pay 5 million dollars, the first payer gets the service and I won't tell you if someone has already payed before you pay, I will only judge once everybody has given me 5 million dollars.
Can we start the contract ?

See Them

Franzinni:
I don't want to sound crude.

But in Nigeria everything is for sale to the highest bidder

The programmer that wins will be cornered by a political party and be made to hack the same software he built.... See you..

I am not even a politician and I have already kept 1 billion dollars in my head to bribe the programmer... Imagine what a party like PDP.. Or APC.. Will do..

Good idea.... Bros. But Nigeria is a different beast entirely

I YAFF WEAK

jayriginal:
Many Nigerians are corruption prone and would sell the the source code to the highest bidder or implement some kind of backdoor into the program.

How do you circumvent this?

I am being made to understand (by this very comment) that the corruption in Nigeria is more from the citizens, and not just the so called "corrupt leaders"

Lalasticlala.. Please do Justice...

Thanks

Wooww.!!
No Comment Yet.??

onatisi:
This means he doesnt know much about what has been happening. He was shocked to see a strange face taken his picture. Many other decisions would have been taken without his consent. No wonder bayo changed his twitter handle to "freelance photographer"

Now,, Bayo can be contacted for some classified information.. He is no more in the system.

Thanks

Nonsense HEADING to a Nonsense Topic..
The Heading if this Thread is so misleading..
..
READ WELL.....
Only two of them are the Stream-2 of BATCH-A Corps Members who served in F.G.C.KIYAWA....
You can't even see well..
And here you are, telling us that they are the only crops members in a whole local government..
Mmtcheeww.!!

They opened a 'student package' account for you.. You can have it even when you are not up to 18..
It has lots of restrictions though..

She is trying her best to save her Son's life.. But since she no wan talk every truth,, she sounds so silly..

INEC Officials in the house,, please answer these questions..
..
Are the voters allowed to go to the polling units with their video cameras (and photo cameras) and take photographs of the election process while the voting is going on - without harassments from any security personnel for being in possession of camera.?
Secondly, are the voters allowed to privately video or capture with their private cameras, any activity/activities (be it good or bad) that might be going on in their polling units that they found particularly interesting to them.??
And finally,, what are the advantages and disadvantages of allowing individuals to take private videos and photographs while the election is going on.??

sexybbstar:
Where have u been?

I've been reading.. I am not doing much comments for now.. I just read and smile and move.

If you can reduce eating proteins, both plant and animal proteins,, it will reduce the smell..

SPEEEEEEDD.!!

Chinco Chinko..

Am ganna invent something new soon

This one weak me..
Na Wooww.!!

Cool Stuff

God Save The World

Source please... I mean,, where you got to know these.

sexybbstar:
Thats good