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batuta:
pls i neva said i dont ve a job,
am ready but am not financially ready now

she was a virgin, so we couldnt use comdom

the problem is dat her daddy will kill her if she tells him
so she want me to come and ask for her hand in marriage or we should abort the baby

u want to become a murderer?
u never holla, whats wrong in the gurl having a baby

if u plan to have 3 in the future, it means, u aready have one
thats all

i have a friend who studied Industrial Chemistry in Unilorin and hes a quality control manager in one of the FMCGS

i guess some are practising but most of the people i know are working in banks as tellers and marketers

TKB
Berba can't play on the left, go and re-qork that team when the shekpe clears from your system!!

see this one
show me where i said Berba will play on the left

did you see Berba in ma team
who don drink shekpe nau

Good story from benabbey

whenever they get her, they shd stab her in her bumbum to death

wicked animal

u don buy d car so live with the problem

talk to her parents and urs and see how they can bail u out for a lil while

get married immediately . . .

u dont need anythn elaborate, just tell d babe to move in and u'll be fine (u have a job and a car to move her around when shes in labour)

all the best

rare004:
Artistes Da Grin
Language English, Yoruba
Video URL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewiU4x-_OeQ
Writer Olaitan Oladapo Olaonipekun
Year 2010

If I die, if I die
Make you no cry for me
E jen simi, ejo ejeken mi
If I die
Just pretend you are not my friend
,

Verse 1
I go many shows
Get many doughs
Get many whores, but them dey before
Them bin dey think say yes say you no go reign
Cos they know my hustle and they know the pain
Now I am chilling ,

If eno be God, wey He dey try for me
If I die, my guy, make you no cry for me

Repeat Chorus

Verse 2
God na my creator
Money no dey drive me, money not my conductor
I no be good boy wey I get loyalty lyrics from museke.com
, market, I go pay me royalty
Anytime, when I roll up like Ludacris
People dey hala, dey wonder why like Jadakiss
My flow go take home for the ghetto like Ak One
Think say I dey lie, ask JayQ na Rake 1

Repeat Chorus

Verse 3
Ashewo dey everywhere
Even gay dey fear
Say ashewo collect all the boys for this yearr
I know say I be sinner, God, I dey sin
Everyday you go shayo, all night na dry gin
And I no start like this for church, I start with drum set
Then I want open my ear, wey God go blow the trumpet
Cos I know say heaven dey
God even dey
If you want chow cake, then you go know say oven dey

Repeat Chorus

© DaGrin

thanks man
na wa

cos d:
Theres power in d tongue, Try n get da grins free style on jimmy jump off.in 1 of d verses, ,he said emi ni biggie, emi ni fela, emi ni tupac shakur, 4m d above death comes like a thief but theres sumtin different abt dagrin own.imagine his last track was if i die.he felt he has gotten d fame he nid in 9ja.wish him wel

na wa o
na in be biggie, 2pacalypse, Anikulapo
na real wa

hahahahaha

maybe Drogba shd go to Man City
ungrateful bunch

Pompey to win the FA Cup, UTD for league
y'all will go trophyless this season
twats

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5958865#msg5958865 date=1272368860]Will you forgive Valencia if we don't win the EPL?
Some school of thunks are insisting if he had buried that chance he had against Blackburn, we wouldn't be needing Liverpool to do us a favour.[/quote]i am the dean of that school

mikeansy:
The same old tired tactics

You either agree with me or you are branded corrupt

The Government of the day has lost faith in Sanusi's ability to run the CBN, Sanusi should have the dignity to resign

The same man who unilaterally sat in his office to change the laws on how long a Bank CEO can stay in office and how CBN will now interview prospective Bank CEO without consulting shareholders and stakeholders does not have the dignity to resign when the same system that hired him passes a vote of no confidence on him? He now wants to hang on using technicalities?

Talk about hypocrisy.

lemme use ur line

the same old tired tactics

u dont allow me steal, i pass a vote of no confidence

Gusau, Ibru and co shd go to jail. we can listen to them from Kirikiri

They have no right to air any opinion cos they are thieves

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5958676#msg5958676 date=1272367289]It's a brilliant idea. . . . .Fergie should try Valencia on the left!!!
He will learn how to cut in instead of always running the ball to the bye-line before delivering a cross.

Valencia reminds me of a dedicated FARMER.
He's too stiff. . . .No flair, he just plays like a robot. IMO. . . . .Nani is better than Valencia on the right but we are so bereft of left-footed wingers Nani has to stick to the left flank. . . . . .The moment Nani went back on the right flank against SPURS. . . .He became a different animal.[/quote]if Nani cannot do it on the left, how will Valencia do it?

we shd get a natural left footer and condemn Valencia to the bench till he learns

una no go free me
na so i want my team

Valencia on the left, Malouda on the right

Ibime:
Knowall has always proved that he knows nothing. . .

So we should wait for there to be a run on banks before intervening?


BTW, tkb, your friend Gusau done come again:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-437322.0.html

Gusau needs to be locked up in jail

how that kinda person advises a govt is a wonder. The man is a lunatic and shd be in Kirikiri by now

KnowAll:
[size=14pt]It has proven that our past leaders stole in excess of $200 billion from Nigeria in just 25 years, does it not surprise you we still have an entity called Nigeria today, after all the juice that have been sucked from her nectar.

If the Saraki’s did it a decade ago( carting the people’s money away in bullion vans ), 2, 3, or 4 banks going down is not new in Nigeria after all what is the difference letting the banks go down the pan or keeping it afloat Sanusi style where the share certificates in our hands today is worth less than toilet rolls, [/size]

dont be in a hurry to arrive at that conclusion

an entity called Nigeria is in shambles. No visible development cos of the looting

The looting must STOP NOW

The devil is a liar

Gusau,Ibru and co must visit Kirikiri one day

even a toddler would know the reasons behind the clamour to get him removed

1) the thieves do not want to go to jail
2) the looters are looking for money to bankroll elections

God will always punish the devils/looters

Long live sanusi

@Ibru, Gusau, Akingbola and others
may you rot in hell

saw the guy on CNN firing sphisticated weapons

too much western films must have ensured this state of insanity

anyone has the lyrics?

this is depressing

never again will i profess death or even headache on myself

na wa o.

Nice response from Emeka_gh

well said

When we cross that bridge of the banks collapsing or the murder happening, then we would address the issues as it present itself at the time.

If Sanusi can print 2 billion dollars over Night in trying to save those supposedly failed Banks when they have not crashed, I am sure he would be allowed to print more if the eventuality happens.

yeah right!!!

ure right; the CBN would or should act when the economy has been ruined

and did you say he didnt have a proof for sacking the bankers; LOL
how come they didnt go to court and some are running abroad?

did you see the banks balance sheet for the last financial year? are u ali baba or baba suwe?

wouldnt it be nice for you to educate urself b4 making attrocious comments; is it too much to do?

na wa o

ola olabiy:
this thread illustrates every thing bad about nigerians. that we are very silly is an understatement. sometimes, you wonder if black people are really HUMAN. dr watson once made this claim in london. that our brains are not well-developed --by GOD. how can some people dispute the fact that 11 million lagosians live in slum? how many live in ikoyi/vi? at least 95 % of lagosians live in slum if you include facts like open drainage, constant electricity, wc, running water, fire fighting services(like fire blanket at home and smoke alarm) and access to safe cooking means like ovens, gas.

some idiots were even arguing about beaf's use of english.

but i believe we are human enough.why?
by reading the comments of people like ajanlekoko(who lives in lagos but was really honest in his comment about the state of things), beaf, sagamite and many others.

to people like tensor and honerich(or what is he called?), i have one message for you-keep on celebrating ignorance.

You need to enlist in one of the adult classes

i heard the open University is perfect for pederasts like you. pls be wise and use this opportunity to clear the cobwebs in your skull

if Chelsea can beat Pool on that day, then they shd hand over the trophy to them after the game

18pts from the big teams no be yam

must he now say it?

he shda seen the cup half filled not half empty

are they not fighting for a UCL place too?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=374223.msg5955274#msg5955274 date=1272304670]Liverpool go vex now open yansh for Chelsea to score 7 goals.
What kinda Scouser disrespects his roots?[/quote]na ogbologbo idiot

the guy for say
"Liverpool remains one of the best teams in the country"
"we all can see how they have made considerable progress in the Europa league"
"Thats a testament that they are one of the best sides in the country bar the difficult patch they witnessed earlier in the season"
"i expect the good run to continue against Chelsea"
"anfield is the most difficult place to visit and i expect them to beat Chelsea and go ahead to win the europa league"

thats what the gorimapa shd have said

and those rubbish trucks shd be cleared off the road

x5 and ML are not in the same wavelength

x5 shits on ML everyday of the week

hehehehehe
is that whathe said

o pari

the boi no get sense

fsb:
Could someone please explain the role of the National Security Adviser and why his Office gets N65 billion for 2010? I'm presuming that NIA and SSS are under the Dept of Defence.

How large could the office possibly be? And then the Ministry of Health gets just N67bn,

since the banks wont lend them money to campaign

they have to enrich his ministry to serve as a conduit pipe to siphon money for the next general elections

God punish the devil