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Ibime
agbaya

Muki
nothn is gonna spill. I dont look for trouble
u shld knw dt by now

Muki, i dont see you getting out of that relegation zone
ill wait till after tonites game tho

Eldee
madonna
haha, ure crazy

Your Honour sir

pls, when is the swearing in ceremony for citizen tubabie
i wanna grace tht occasion with pomp and pagentry

Muki
its fine

lets discuss our fantasy teams abeg
leave siggys

Phony
did you say youre above me on the table?
how? i have 73 points!!

mukina2:
na wa o

now i get the siggy things

i just checked 's own

una nor dey tire

u moderators shld be very alert

someone woke up one day to attack me through a siggy and if it goes bad, tkb gets banned for going ballistic

if anybody bans me again, ill invoke amadioha cos ill be so heated when next this creature crosses ma path
i swear, i wont go iya e baba e like pataki mentioned
but ill use a full page to spew venom i swear!!!

Eldee
just be attentive to details
ahn ahn, we used to be in this biz 2geda

Ibime and Phony
i woke up yesterday to see a salvo fired at me through a siggy
initially, i was like lemme let it slide but i changed ma mind

i wonder why someone as old as that enjoys dirty attention on the internet

i was raised in isale eko so i understand hw the street works

Seun:
Source?

i saw it in the dailies myself yesterday
i think its all over the dailies cos i saw it

i even read they will start enforcing the closure of centers who wouldnt comply to the migration plans

HNIC
they will start picketing
any center that migrates will get a signage tht shows authorized viewing center

Phony
go and pay asap

DSTVs pricing was a bit prohibitive and wasnt as cheap as hITVs

what they are askin you to do is pay more to show it to ur guys

Idiot, have seen other contestant team sheet , soooo , i bet u no fit finish top over me,

stupid boi, lets see who wins the contest

Hehehe . . . I will catch up with you
Na me you dey call relegation zone that time abi??
Let's see if my Koumas will not catch up with you today.

ol boi
im scared for ma position after todays game
7 of ma players are not in action.
chei!!!

i must do everything to win this thing even if i have to be changing my captain every week
nyways, it looks like sauron , mukina and tubabie are destined for the drop this season
haha!

Amaka
where in this thread did you see people calling themselves xtians?

is it only xtians that post here
xtian this xtian that. na wa for u oo


@Topic
so u people are just knowing Ogaga
the man tht said he can turn water to mammywater
he even threatened to cast spells on me cos i cursed him. im still waiting for him to turn me to rabbit

u guys berra shine una eyes, the guy na original MOFO
ogbologbo murfcker!!

dyabman:
everybody is just making noise , why the noise , ehn , twseewww!,

Bammy f.c - room for improvement, i think i have the best squad.

u have the best squad?
have u seen other peeps team sheet?
na u dey make noise

mukina2:
LOl, i know i'll have points today and by the weekend i'll be top again

top by weekend?
u wan tief am?

will David and co be sleepin?

Yeap of course I did. I told him about Nairaland and if I could join it and he is like ok but dont get into any trouble. Thats what he first told me. And than he says that he wants to read my post if its possible and I said yes so since than it has been like that. But since now he wanted to join, he asked me. I dont even know why we always seek for each other's opinion. . . It has been a habbit I guess.

impressive!!
then since he didnt think over it twice b4 agreeing for you to join, then you dont need peoples opinions for him to join
tell him to join if uve got no skeletons here

but if you do, ure on ur own

Exactly my point because I see most of the guys saying they would just because they looking for rent free apartment. . .instead of aspiring to be landlords themselves. . .

dont mind dem
they are 419ers

sleep with a 60 year old w'man cos of free rent
ayanma

THE AMAKA:
^^^^^^

thats different. if he joined first im pretty sure it would be the same scenario.

alrite madam
i hear you perfectly. U guys can go ahead and conduct the poll

Some 20's or let me say most 20's no sabi f**K @all.They concentrate more on formal education but the calabars and the Tivs OMG!!! they r fantastic like my thoniaslim

ayanma
20s no sabi she kini? no let dem hear u

uve been rolling with the wrong 20s.

Ever since I joined NL, my bf has been reading all of my posts. And he is now inspired to even have an ID of his own over here and he says he wants to beat me at everything I do on NL.

I dont think think this is a good idea as I dont want in the end of the day we both will be focusing more on NL instead of ourselves so I told him about that and he said that I should post a thread and ask for you guy's opinion,


Na waa!

so the dude takes permission from you to join a blog? interesting
did you seek for his opinion b4 you joined?

haha! na wa for love

die for love and go to hell!!
does tht make sense?

fck love or whatever. cant die for anythin

ThoniaSlim:
Sometimes you don't allow your greed override your sense of reasoning. . .

why would someone even want to sleep with his landlady?
im assuming she'll be close to 60 or 50ish

isnt that gross?

when the 20s never finish
God forbid bad thing!!

hey
whats going on here?
toasting abi whats on ur mind?

move to ur YIM quick

HNIC wont let us hear word again

na u sabi
my own is to teach u plenty lessons when u come visiting

walahi
this week is not gud abeg
7 of my starting line up are not playing this midweek

na wa o

make dem no push me go relegation o

But on a serious note
this Arsenal team is different from the last few years o

Those boiz don dey perform and lest i forget, Asharvin and Vermaleen will make a lot of difference
solid solid players

now i envy u guys
e be like say the trophylessness will end this year o

My Lord i thank you for this day
i thank you for your provisions and guidance
may your holy name be forever praised!

ooohh
the deadline for gameweek 2 has passed
shit!

why didnt i buy Lampard sef?
i forgot the goat willl play plenty penalties

can i change my captain today?
i didnt change it yesterday. pls can i change it just for today?

cos i know someone who will give me a star match today

sauron
u wanna get to the top with just one game?
relegation beckons for you, dayo and mukina

@FBS
I have heard too many dippy comments on this thread to not even bother anymore!
*Arsenal can never afford ARSHAVIN*
*Vermalen is a useless buy*
*Fabregas is leaving for Milan on Monday 17/08/09*(All the haterz that believed that story must be idiots)  
*We can never beat Celtic at Parkhead because manure, Barca and Milan had been beaten there before*
*Arsenal always start the EPL well*(08/09 season, we hasd lost 5 matches before Xmas, in fact I think, before December,how is that a great strat?)
I am hoping for much thrash talk like:
*Nugent and Kanu will  both score braces at the Emirates on Saturday*
Nonsense

Meanwhile I love AW's comments on the Everton game, saying one game means nothing!
That he's been long enough in management to know.
Good, means, we are still gonna buy
Let's keep our fingers crossed.
We will still have some additions to this squad before August 31.
Go GUNNERS!

Gayyners have started thier usual pre-ejaculations again
can remember last season when they were on a roll.  .   .  
i can remember people like HNIC shouting they were the team in form
but we all can remember when the form disappeared

i cant shout but the team conceded like 10 goals in 3-4 games and scored only 2.
one of them a dubious goal againt UTD

continue ejaculating when the real menu hasnt been served

@Dayo
i was wondering where they got that from?
cos i know when Celtic didnt even win a game in some old ucl matches
at least ive seen it printed somewhere

The Barcelona one i can remember clearly. nyways, gaynners have a way of distorting facts with their silly noise whenever things look rosy

nearly cannot kill a bird
siddon dey watch game

Celtic all the way!!!

spikedcylinder:
I say someone should summarise!

who do you think ure talking to?
summarise what?

watch ur fingers/tongue here o

dayokanu:
Koln and co finished better than Bayern Munich in 1991.

Those were the time Tele match and Football made in Germany reigned.

Dont be surprised if Chelsea fans all decamp to Stoke City when Stoke gets new buyers

I have always been and would always be a Shooting Stars fan My Fantasy team is named as Sooting the Ibadan way

i know
im a die hard football fan meself
from the days of Abiola babes, Concord, Obanta UTD, Vigilante Insurance professionals, Julius Berger and now Gateway FC
Gateway FC is ma fantasy league name too

i can beat ma chest tht players like Ike, Gideon Imagudu, Monday Agbontaen, isaac ilevbare, ladi (cant remember his surname) akin akinsehinde, Ishola Shuabu and a host of others sabi me for stadium those years

but as for the european leagues, omo na one form of past or present glory go don carry you go dey support the team

spikedcylinder:
Summary?

so ure following me up and down?
im filing for divorce today today

tubabie:
What!! easy pls, dont throw your aggro on me, I come in peace

oh ok. coolio.
omo daada. good citizen

IFELEKE:
simple thing citizen,
Just apply(formally) in writing to my office via the court clerk stating the citizen(s) in question and the nature of the offence. A summon will be issued inviting the people involved to appear in person before this court.
Concerning evidences, you can provide oral/written evidences or call up witnesses.
My court staffs will always be polite. . .thank you.
Now go and do what is right!.

ok sir!
ill do as you/court wants

tubabie:
Am not in any law school! Am just a nice citizen trying to help your shabby presentation.

my presentation shabby? says who
look here young lady, im a very very temperamental man, dont let me throw all my aggro on you oo

IFELEKE:
What exactly is going on here?
citizen tkb417,
Please refrain from spewing profanities here and be your gentle self.
Your case has not been mentioned because you have not filed official notice to that effect.
by the way,
citizen tubabie is a jury prospect so accord her her due.

Oga sir
how do i go about reporting ma case officially cos i cant seem to find no links

pls, warn your court staff to treat the dignataries here with some respect
thank you