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binhozie:
Yuck!
I thought they said this thread was locked? WTF!
Please mod enable words like Sauron and numbers like 417 to be recognised as spam!

enemies

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4347079#msg4347079 date=1250181872]Talks are going on underground and his price-tag is 25 million euros. . . .like 20 milla pounds.
United will nick him before the ending of this month. . . . .I heard u guys couldn't match his price.
Buncha church rats.[/quote]feelers have it that the deal is almost a done one!
I think he'll be a good replacement for VDS.
I dont want Foster and Kit around that goal area anytime we have a grade A game

tubabie:
The latest I heard was Fergie praising his Goal keepers 'said Foster would be our No1 when VDS retires. 'Even counted Heaton and co!!
Foster may not even play on Saturday if not fully fit so we are burdened wt Kitkat

Foster number 1?
when hes number 4 in England?
SAF must have shaqed ogogoro b4 making dt statement

e be like say this chickenshrimp guy don dey kolo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4346869#msg4346869 date=1250180223]I posted that write-up for all the dweebs saying Torres is better than Villa.
Imagine Rooney n Villa working in tandem for the United attack with Nani and Valencia providing the ammo from the wings. . . . .[/quote]but its almost impossible to have him cos the dude wont play abroad
Chelsea did all they could but couldnt get him.
Im sure you know they dont have cash problems in Chelsea but still, they couldnt get him

i forsee danger in the goalkeeping area of our team
VDS may hang his gloves this year judging from what i read. i do not think Foster and Kit Kat can take us anywhere

can we do a big money move for one of the good goalies around?
Julio Caesar, Frey, Buffon
a good goalkeepr stabilises the team and reduces the defensive error rates.
no matter how badly Real plays, the goalkeeper is always there to save them or reduce the goal margin.

I dont want us back to the days of taibi, Howard and Roy carrol
its really gonna drag us back. We cant win any trophy with the other 2 keepers we have right now

[quote author=chic2pimp link=
u no get thread? abi na here u wan dey stay

Moderator
my footie posts were deleted? why?
my response to Sauron on the write up on Villa
where is it?

IFELEKE:
Aggrieved Parties should emabark on a stay of action for now pending the peaceful resolution of my court's brohaha.
citizens izeek,tbk417 and pataki
Go get yourselves qualified attornies that will represent your case or apply for legal aid and i'll see to it that you get pro bono services.
citizen tubabie
Your application for juryship will be considered in a private session with clerk plat.

ok sir!
i'll do exactly wht you said

The court opens tmr hopefully and ill prefer my case to come first

tubabie:
Berra get yourself a good lawyer young man, what is there not to know about extra marital affairs? Infact its simple definition will make the case a fast one that wont drag.

young woman
i will get meself a lawyer of repute to handle me case. what im saying is, i dont want you preside over me case
abi u no understand

izeek:
the downfall of troy started from that comment u just made.
dey obtain where u no sow. lol

see me see wahala
whats obtain where u no sow?
my wife of many years? if na play stop am abeg

Pataki:
Even you sef, don dey do ''set'' with my woman? Ha! Now where is Asscylinder?

another evidence!!
chei!
now they call my woman asscylinder 
ojigbijigbi

Pataki:
Spikey is with Chamo ke? That girl has to be joking. She is looking for my damn wahala on this forum. When did she become your woman sef? Una wan turn yourself into a beast of no nation abi?

ive been avoiding this gentleman eversince i came to this land, now hes looking for me trouble
so uve been chasing me wife behind me? wahala don come
my wife has been indulging in multiple runs behind me back

JUDGE: I have a credible eveidence to use in ur court when my case takes off
i have copied this post. I need that marriage dissolved with immediate alacrity

chei!

tubabie:
^ I hope Judge Ifeleke offers me my position on the Bench ASAP so I can be on this your case!

enemies
we havent started the case, they are plotting me failure
no. I want the most senior judge to handle this not some recent law school graduates

and by the way, what do you know about extra marital affairs?
Ifeleke should be well grounded in that so pls stay away

spikey why dont u take a vote, and if majority wants it unlocked then do what they asked.
afterall u are here to serve not rule.
this is how our politicians started, taking advantage of the small positions they occupied to intimidate others.
then finally em don reach national assembly come dey form God.
its not ur call, u simply do what people here want.
this is a faceless community, and even though u are hereto " supervise" they way things run,
dont mean u cant listen to the needs of the people here.

ogini
wetin be ur own inside this matter? thts my wife ure talking about
forget the about to be unveiled lawsuit against her

on a more serious note, cool down
shes got reasons for doing what she did

quoting her now " ill re-open it when i come online"
so relax dude

so judges in the house, make una go hone una skills o cos the mother of all cases is on the cards for ya

i guess the romance court shld be opened today or tmr . . .

You guys will need to attend to ma case too cos im draggin spikey to the courts for the underground runs shes having with chamo

whos gonna handle me case?
Ifeleke or Plat?
abeg i need tht case up and running as frm tmr

abeg waht thread are u people talking about?
am i still on NL?

so my gf locked the thread and you people couldnt ask me to unlock it?
oya, iyawo, come and unlock what you have locked. They said you can delete the junks.
so, do it quick or else, no pocket money for u tonite

btw, whats Chamo talking about?
my gf in his kitchen or bedroom?

Spikey
please respond to that statement asap or yawa go gas tonite

and i tot this thread is about spikey and the locked thread, whats with the lexigate saga in here?
abeg o, make den no lock this thread cos of una o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294608.msg4344409#msg4344409 date=1250161269]We are ready to take on Birmingham City.
Brown is fit and Nani got 20 mins for Portugal last night. . . . .With the way he played, i doubt he dislocated anything on Sunday.
Johnny Evans is a doubt though.[/quote]so Nani played last nite?
impressive!!!!!!!!!

dont give 2 fcks about Evans, Vida and VDS
we've got Brown, Fabio, Rio and Evra
I hope Rio is mentally stable to play for us cos wht he did yesterday nite, he shldnt try it with us o.
why do they like to pass the ball to the back in England? same thing they did to Foster tht the boi at a point couldnt clear the balls?

wassup with Raphael? are we gonna have the twins fit at the same time?
wanna see them on d field together this season.
any news on Ando? dude wasnt even on d bench against Chelsea.

@tkb

Omo oro,when dem free u?

my padi u know na
the IG and the Military Intelligence waded into the imbroglio

was released yesterday by the CSO herself

Unless Milan buy another young midfielder this summer, they would remain the likely destination for cesc.

forget all your wrote, if the man will ever leave the arses, hes going back home
hes not gonna go to Milan. to do what?

Milan cant and wont even bid for him. where will thry get that kinda money?
Cesc will not go for nothing less than 45milla GBP.

@Tmoni
Van Rapist, Gallas, Asharvin, Fabregas, Eduardo and Walcott
They stil have some good players surrounded by some apprentice

Phony200:
Tkb
No mind that Chic2PimpShrimp2Chimp. Hin no gree sleep last night. My dumb internet has bounced me to night plan so can anyone update us on the Reds day out yesterday. Last I heard, Evans is injured, Fletcher was captain of the scottish wreck last night and Tosic grabbed a brace.
Fbs
France? Raymond Domenec makes Ladan Bosso feel like a world-class genius in comparison. He's slower than a pregnant snail on crutches. The players had better advise him to quit or frustrate him out.

dude will soon come o

oh Lord i thank you for another day
i thank you for ur provisions and for sustaining me

i give you all glory

Cristalz:
Hm. . .a game thread coulda been created for this game. Anywayz, no wahala.

@TKB
Now I know Nani got injured. I meant then, at the time he was taken off, I didn't understand why. Twaz after the game I got to know he was injured.


Is it just me, or does Chic2pimp bear some semblance to Switch47?

i nearly asked yesterday.

den don ban switch?

Mancs
I guess if Brown is fit, then we dont have any wahala.
Fabio, Brown, Rio and Evra will stand tall against Barcelona or Real sef, so no shakings

Phony200
ill ask Criz to help me PM my YIM to you
you be funny guy. i don laff tire at ur responses to Chimp

tubabie:
@Tkb
Married when? Seems you are overjoyed at your unbanning


@Mancs
Birmingham FC would not be such a walk-over for us.I foresee them making us work hard for the victory we want. They are the new boys on the block with initial gragra. I predict a slim win. I do hope Valencia plays though.

wahala dey   shey u sef never marry?
ok Phony200, tubabie is available

You guys shld forget this perceived gra gra from the brum chaps
personally i feel the man with the midas touch has gone with the magic wand to Sunderland.
i think B'ham will struggle this season.
UTD to win 3-0

sauron
na me drink ogogoro true true

Cristalz:
@TKB
First half, everything was tight, coordinated and okay. 2nd half.  .  .Chelsea got a goal and the team fell apart. Ballack came on and that was a MF tactic, to put pressure on us. And it worked to me.
Chelsea held the MF down.  .  .to make things worse, our dudes were playing whatever kinda diamond formation they were told to and not utilizing the wings like they usually do, so there were no options. It was strictly MF and in there Chelsea had the upper hand.
It's like while they were asleep we ruled, but the minute they woke up we got shaky. Now that ain't a solid MF to me.

Nani was cool.  .  .I was wondering why Nani was taken off then. He was really bringing a lot to the MF and attack.
As for Berba, hez a natural. Just that he lacks pace and tends to play deeper than he should be.

Uhm.  .  .this our wedding - when did it occur again?

Ure right tho
the absence of Vida and VDS may pose some problems to the team cos if VDS was in goal that day, it could have been a different story today
nyways, i think Berba was fantastic truout and was miffed when we had him substituted
The balance of play was shifted totally as we didnt have our 2 best performers of the day to keep the momentum

Nani got injured and had to be replaced you know. It will be foolhardy for SAF to keep him on d field when we still have 38 games and some others to play

our wedding?
we shldnt discuss our stuffs in public u knw

Cristalz:
Muki, go and display your Nazi loff elsewhere.

Nani will be absent? Aw. Was looking forward to seeing how he runs things.
Wonder what happened to Park in that game.  .  .dude was just playing in vain. Probably just a one-off thing. We've still got a lot of observation to do on Owen and how well he blends with the rest of the strike force. I haven't really watched the dude play, haven't watched his style of doing things.

Valencia's got some energy though.  .  .he was attacking 'em Blue boys just as ferociously as they were bullying our guys. Hope he doesn't turn out to be a card magnet.

@Phony
I think the team did well without VDS and Vida.  .  .the MF and attack were the weak spots I saw in the Comm. Shield game. Of course, Foster was weak too.
And, when did you and TKB give me away in marriage?

are u serious our midfield didnt do well? i tot Fletcher and nani were superb in the game.
I really couldnt understand what happened to Park. For whatever reason we use Park, i think Valencia can do it superbly
he can tackle, track back, dribble (unlike Park), initiate attack and also control balls which Park wouldnt do if a gun is put to his head.

Like u said, the team will do well without Vida and Vidic so no qualms.

what do you guys think about Berba?
i feel he was sublime on that day. Couldnt believe the way he controls and move with the ball.
Lets hope he turns a good one this season

marriage? tot u were married to me[quote][/quote]

sauron
draw? abi u don drink ogogoro?

United looked a solid team against the rent boys. . . . . . .That team still had VDS/Vida absent. . . .
There's no way VDS wouldn't have saved the first goal. . . . .So things are looking good but we need all the injured players back.

O'Shea was shyte as usual. . . . . .I saw changes when Fabio came on for O'Shea.
It's about time we forget about O'Shea playing as a right back. . . . .He is very useless playing there.

Birmingham will be a tough game but i expect the lads to beat em 2-0.

i agree with you. The first goal would have been saved coveniently by VDS.
even the 2nd goal! Lampard couldnt pick his angle and shot straight at the guy. Foster messed up big time!

Oshea shyte as a RB? i think Oshea will be shayte as a ball boi!
Did you see where the dude couldnt even move with the ball on the touchline? the ball nearly crossed the line while trying to move with it
oshea is shitty

im predicting 3-0

sauron
wassup with B'ham
Tubabie said Nani isnt gonna play on saturday. thts bad o cos i want tht dude to show dem enemies some stuffs

you knw we havent really xrayed the community shield game

what did you like in the game (from UTDs side)
what went wrong?

what do you look forward to against B'ham?
the season?

DK
45 or 49? which one?
hope no one will come and say u be 53 o

did u and dayok dodge bullet together in ife?

dodge bullets
oh yes, i forgot wht you were saying momentarily

Phony200
ok, i will. trust me
ur wife will enjoy you o.

i'll look for one female manc for you
ok? but Crizzle and tubabie are married

thank you Lord for today
i thank you for ur mercies that endureth forever

i thank you for getting me unbanned from the MODs today
thank you Lord for everythin

Phony
yeah, ill give her a hug on friday

Today is Dayokanus birthday o
awon enemies made me forget. in as much as the dude is a quasi UTD fan and he lives on this thread, just tot i shld holla on our thread
make una no vex
DK na my paddy for jungle since 90s

happy birthday big mouth for nothn
hope u come back next year with a lotta respect for this thread, Manchester United and England generally
meanwhile, ur poppin some henny?
ma flipmode squad in Texas might just holla

Cristalz:
Tkb. . .you're on.

Thanks love

Ibime:
If this is indeed true, then I would like to congratulate Agent Bluefilm for a job well done. Of course, we have had our eyes on tkb for sometime and we are happy that our objective to neutralise him has now been achieved. tkb417 is like a tinderbox, and we knew that any slight provocation would set off a chain of events as combustive as the mixing of water with any Group 1 element on the periodic table. Let us henceforth celebrate this achievement, safe in the knowledge that tkb hath followed in the footsteps of eminent Sports Forum acolytes like Sauron and Dayokanu who have also just served a sentence under the "behavioural adjustment" program. tkb417 will be back after the ramadan season is over. He who has ears, let him hear!!!

hehehehehehehehehe
ure a gorilla

Ibime:
Empirical evidence shows that behavioural adjustment requires a time-bound system of corrective action. I believe that by letting tkb back into normal society so early, we may be jeopardising his chances of a sustained long-term recovery! Hence I recommend another 2 weeks of intensive treatment for the patient.

ive changed. no more parent dissing
the therapy worked
its good to know the Inspector General of Police tho

Mancs
thanks o. Ive been released from the gulag
some hours in the prison can be bad tho
thanks to all those who stood as sureties
Sauron, Crizzle, Emp and Phony
thank you

Moderator
i swear ill not curse parents again but ill beg ogaga4luv to give me some spell to use on Bluefilm if she tries me again

so where did we stop?
lets roll
good to be back on the streets

Ibime
U need to start a tutorial class in english for these ur chavs o
"Did someone said", "horn my skills"?
All these grammar are about to break ma lappy screen
Damn!

Mancs
Read somewhere Gary Neville is getting fit
Heheheheh
The old murfcker wouldn't die shey?
Na me go injure the guy next time I see on d field

I hope SAF knows what he's doing this year, nobody plays on that turf except u merit it
Gary, Oshea and co shld just retire abi na by force

Who are these ones? Sounds like name of cars to me.
I was waiting for you to name ballack, Podolski, Lahm et al!! the ones you named above have no place in football history.
So stop clutching at straws.

hehehehehe
u berra edit that thing b4 that boi comes back
u dont know Moller,Hassler, scholl and Basler

na so u hate Germany reach