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need to get N100million in fixed deposits or CASA by month end or my job will be on the line

u'll need prayers and fasting cos i dont have an idea where u can get tht kinda money
wont the money be in an account b4? will the account officer of the old money allow the money to be moved to anotherbank?

besides im stuck in an office romance thats driving me crazy right now

can someone pls deliver me!!!!!!!!!!

e kpele  

On a sad note, the company lost 16 colleagues in a helicopter crash and that really dampened the mood for a couple of days. We were lucky about a month ago that no one died in the previous incident but we didn't have the same fortune this time around. This is really a dangerous business to be in, you sometimes forget that though and incidents like these remind you how quickly things can go wrong.

JESUS!!!! 16 people.
wtf

did anybody notice Gary Neville has become a jester?

dude should change sports!!

I can play more than Gary. hes such a schmuck on d field

we need a RB since Brown is eternally injured. we need a RB that Raphael can understudy
Gary should be given to the Pharises!

Sauron and Ibime
That Macheda boi is destined to go places.
His touches alone are superb and cant be in the likes of Welbeck and co.

That goal is supposed to initiate the guy into the hall of fame.
I cant seem to understand where he got the guts from.
I need Tevez relegated for that boi to come show stuffs.

where is Petrucci?

never know you to be someone that reads posts cursorily.
My post was directed at the over-rated A.Young and Agbonlahor who couldn't nasrilized a senile Neville who was theirs for the taking.
And of course a tactically deficient Martin O Neil who refused to insist his boys should to their forte rather than start defending from the 70th minute.
Blimey,sometimes these small teams just seem to prove DK right as per their cluelessness

Young isnt over rated. can u tell me why suddenly the boi is over rated?
when he did damages against the Arses, im sure he was a good player but now Macheda has suddenly made the poor boi over rated.

O'neil over rated? hehehehe
is he rated at all? rated by who?
hes coaching Villa not Chelsea, UTD and co remember

The only reason Villa made u people sweat this season is cos of the coach.
as a matter of fact, if u guys go trophyless this season, i wont see the diff. between ur coach and O'neil

I won't make too much mouth now until the end of the game. . . . then I'l face Chac and TBK419 . . . we'v got scores to settle. . .

oya lets settle scores na

A-40
tot u said Ronaldo wouldnt thrive as a striker up front. dude got 2 classic goals

Kay-Pumping
UTD over rated? hehehehe,
then arsenal is what?

Why are people saying Villa is shitty? cos we won?
na wa o. The same Villa that nearly killed Arsenal at the emiratti.

Mancs
it was a miracle!!!
Gary should be auctioned to the sadducces!

Macheda A new start is born!
8 games to go, we are still on top. Very very very interesting league
cant wait for May to come.

Bring on Porto.
Now, the slogan is One game at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE UNITED!

the only reason in gonna be educated is to empower myself to make money
i dont know about u. education without money is a waste!!

money without education will be a waste in the long run

50/50

seen ur email, ill mail u jiggar

hey diggler
not yet time to quit the FX game

whts ur Yahoo ID
need to talk

@ tkb417,

No one is trying to pull Gerrard down. . . . .We are just highlighting the fact that Gerrard is technically inept compared to fantastic midfielders like Xavi and Iniesta. U won't see a lot on TV as the camera follows the ball everywhere it goes.
Are u aware Podolski slapped Ballack last night in Wales??

Podolski slapped Ballack

That slap was long overdue.
Klose to 'woze' him next

Some people here need to engage their brain before they write! Obi's transfer to manchester was a plot by Ferguson himself, Henning Berg Mikel's manager at Lynn was a Manchester United player till 2000, how they close the deal I dint know but Alex Ferguson has made some moves that would get your head scratching and the English FA wont do anything! OK do you know that Giggs, Beckham, Scholes, Nicky Butt and the Neville brothers before they got their professional contract, Ferguson called them into his and told them to fire their agent and sign for HIS SON who was a football agent! its either that or a professional contract. Now Manchester would have bought Obi and keep him at Lynn to the end of the 2008 season before he crosses over to the EPL then Obi could be a hit or miss, but if you look at African players at United, Fergie could go as far as persuading Mikel to retire from the Nigerian scene because the African Nations Cup would have got up Ferguson's nose, it was one of the main reason why Dwight Yorke was booted out of the club! because he wanted to play in the gold cup!

and u need to stop spewing fckery online trying to pass ur asinine comments

show proof of all the rubbish u posted or never post again.
~show me when SAF said the other players shld fire thier agents
~show me how u got to know Obi would have been kept till 2008 season
~ show me how you got to know Mikel would have been told to retire from the national team cos of nations cup.

Gold cup? all coaches have issues with meaningless competitions that can get their players crocked. Gold cup isnt African cup of nations
stop spewing isi ewu and beer parlour analysis here, we aint idiots like you

heheheheheheh
now its confirmed ure a morafcker

u cant even make sense

my girl friend dumped for no just reason. How can i forget her. We have been dating for 4 years now but now everything about her changed. She abuse me on phone and do other things to me. I want to forget about her but i still love her. Please help me how can I forget about her.

start chasing another gurl. u'll forget about her in a week

maitema,
are u aware that morgan the sporting director of lyn oslo was jailed over the illegal transaction in which he forged mikel's signature? or are u saying the norwagian court and police are wrong?
brother, the topic is mikel and not john shittu because if i go into john shittu, u will get more confussed about the growth of mikel and how he got in touch with siasia.
the internet is there to lecture u on important issues and persons like mikel. all you need to do to read more about the lyn oslo mikel saga is to type same in google.
do u have intention of running into mikel again? i yes, for what? have u not taken enough picture with the secret hero of ur life? whatever, in case u walk into or run into or even sumersalt into mikel, pls do not forget to tell him that someone, somewhere is in love with his abilities, boldness, achievements and above all, his popularity which has made him too important to be ignored even by envious cowards who criticise him in the day and worship him at night.
maitema, i wish u can do something that will make others fight to take photographs with u even if it means going to block benin expressways or u can even get involved in kidnapping and with that we can discuss u here.

do u know what? i keep on imagining why mikel is always in the news? why is everyone dying to take picture with him in holland? why must every football commentator talk about him? the simple answer that i get from myself is that mikel is simply a SUPER STAR, what do u think?

i think ure a nincompoop.

Mikel sue Fergie for damages? ure insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can someone just tell me what is the meaning of this, a friend of mine gisted me about her place of work, Access bank to be precise, she told me that the level of discrimination there is too glaring and obvious BC and H.N.D, to the extent that the salary packages is widely different, to worsen the case H.N.D's were asked to get down from the escort van for the an E.T to sit down, pls is it that H.N.D's holder are insignificant to this country or wat? is there anybody from that place that's a bsc that can confirm this, this is pure humiliation and intimidation, if hnd will not be recognized then govt should cancel polytechnics now!!!!!!!!! because it's becoming insanity in the market labour

Edwin, Patrice, Rafael, Rio, Nemanja, Paul, Michael, Anderson,
Ji Sun, Luis, Cristiano, Ryan, Gary, Darren, Dimitar, Wayne,
Carlos.

add wes, Johnny, Danny, Manucho, Thomas, Ben, Tosic, Ecksersley

katunga
farraday
alimandere
jean pierre-mulumfashi
robocop
tariye-papin

dayokanu,
kanu, eto,weah, where is ur name?
you sound like a disable person, are u?
pls remember that if u are not a disable person, u can as well do what they are doing.
in what ways are u helping nigeria that qualifies u to persecute those who u think are not doing enough?
do u think other footballers do not have charity organizations?
u have resorted to talking without thinking about what you as a person can do for nigeria.
is mikel using ur brains, hands and legs? mikel has his contributions and u have urs so u can as well lecture us on what u are doing for nigeria.
patrotism, who is qualified to be patrotic to nigeria? only mikel and footballer or all nigerians? u better clean ur eyes b4 cleaning other people's eyes

what have you done for 9ja?

its actually hilarious how you guys have been dwelling on what Gerrard has done bad but not remembering the fantastic stuffs hes done on the field.

nyways, you guys can say anything so far it makes you feel good.
However, it doesnt take anythin away from the guy being one of the best in the world, better than all the schmucks you guys have been shouting.

Players make mistakes/blunders that kill off the game once in a while and that wouldnt reduce the quality in them. Recently, scholes have suddenly turned a volleyball player, how do u explain that?

Own goals have been scored by great players, passing to the opponent to score isnt an anomaly; on the field of play, anything can happen

can you imagine. . . . English media tried to blame David James for that nonsense. . . . talk about media bias in England. . . . that was the perfect example of how English media hype and treat Gerrard to the extent that the hype has infected the brainwaves of people who live on the equator such as Dr Kit, tkb419 etc.

i dont have ur time now, im busy with some chocos here

ill be back to slap ur dirty mouth soon

Gerrard is Overrated and Rooney is Overrated But in all, Gerrard is a better player than Rooney can ever Hope to be.

oh oh oh. maybe u can help us with a German player better than Gerrard.

in an organised system, etim esin is not supposed to be a public commentator as he has a very bad record hence he cannot be a role model or someone to be listened to.
in him, i can only see ganja(Igbo - marijuana) speaking.
soon and very soon, i see nigeria and nigerians listening to normal people while abnormals will be shout down like wat happened to obj in london.
we can't continue lsitening to all these men as we will always end up their ways.
if we compare the qualities in etim and his achievements, we will all agree that he is an underachiever hence has no moral jurisdiction to direct the ways of others.
when it comes to football, we know who to listen to. etim has nothing to show for his football life and nothing to show for his life outside the pitch.
we can't continue listening to everybody. when next i hear etim condem any player, i will make it a point to get through him directly to remind him of his failures.

read the points he made and forget whos preaching

Mr.Chidicrisis what the fck is ur problem with the medics in Nigeria?
are u saying Mikel never visited the 9ja hospitals b4 travelling abroad? so suddenly, the hospitals here are not good enuff for him
ure sick

ireport
both of them are troubled

Senna, Xavi, Iniesta and Essien are not better than Gerrard presently.

The guy is hotter than fire as i speak today

wait, how can Senna be better than Gerrard?
from where to where

Whatz so funny here tkb?

nothing o. just loving the way Jimmy is toasting u

Jimmy
carry go, nothn do you

Eeewwww! I don frustrate tgal so tay she don go change her profile pix, i be real baaaadddd boy,make una tel am make she beg me or else una go c in naked pix 4 here o,I don talk my own o!

thread sofly o cos den fit ban you o
tgirl na mod for here o

then gerrof the webspace cos ure constituting so much nuisance with ur hooey!

@tkb abi tbk
keep analysing my post ok,since ure jobless!
I dnt give a F "%k

what stops me from analysing ur post if u can analyse other peoples post?

When people say the country is stupid, i am in my mind actually saying that starts with you talking, am i right?

ooooh, u dont get shey
read very well

The dude called 9ja stupid and i was only trying to say the reason why the country will be "stupid" if its allowed in grammar is because of people like him.

or u too cant read simple english

Stupid country!

I-laugh
he was actually calling a country stupid
when they wont face thier books while in school.
The educated illiterates we have in this country is the reason why the country is "stupid"

I[b] talk am say we no get sense 4 this country[/b]!
Person no fit,dem force am play una dey complain!
If he didnt show(which he shldnt av) una go still complain!

nigerians are bias!

hold it dumbo!

read the posts and dont be blind to the flow of tots
and by what measurement did u deduce ur 'senseless theory' of 9jas
u must be high on bar beach water to think u have a right to yarn opaks

mikel is trying to please a people that has no value for him. he shld learn from the experience of sam okwaraji who died playing for nigeria.
what is happening to sam okwaraji's family since then. in what ways are nigerians and nigeria remembering a man that died playing for her.
imagine nigeria asking mikel to come for their doctors to certify him. is there a doctor in nigeria and if the answer is yes, why is that our leaders go abroad whenever they feel the slightest headache.
nigeria is not worth dying for.

im sure they didnt give birth to u in a hospital?
u were born in a manger too shey?
asshole

is it cos u live in dubai?
ur brains need some thermostat

hehehehe
na wa.